People ‘Quarantined a Book’ for Jimmy Fallon

Just because Jimmy Fallon is home these days, it doesn’t mean he’s out of the game. He’s very much in the game, and when he asks people to hop on a hashtag, they do it.

He knows that people are hilarious, and now that they’ve piled on his #QuarantineABook hashtag, we all know it too.

Below are 15 of my favorites.

15. We all wear sweatpants.

We are all the devil.

14. I feel like it should be Sisterhood of the Traveling Sweatpants.

Nobody is perfect.

13. Coincidentally, this is the real title of the actual book.

I’m sorry; I couldn’t help myself!

12. This is definitely the story at our house.

I’m hoping we can detox after all of this is over.

11. It’s just as depressing either way.

But maybe not as exciting along the way.

10. Some people just really go above and beyond.

Overachiever much?

9. This works surprisingly well.

Though it’s not quite as sexy a title.

8. We could do this all day.

Because we never get tired of talking about Harry Potter.

7. See, we’re not done yet.

I’m betting there’s still more to come.

6. This is just way too real.

It might be too soon, too.

5. If only it took that long.

That’s a lot of laps in a normal house.

4. There must be something interesting here somewhere.

Have you checked the couch cushions?

3. This lady is me.

And this house is my house. I approve.

2. It’s not good to skip the love part.

It’s good for stress relief, don’t you know?

1. I’m just going to set this right here.

You know you love it, even though you might not want to.

I just love when he does hashtags; they’re always the best!

What would your response have been? Share it with us in the comments!

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People’s Hilarious Attempts to ‘Quarantine a Book’

There are a few ways people are entertaining themselves during this isolation. We’re doing puzzles. We’re gardening. We’re binging television shows and taking walks and baking bread.

And some of us are getting really, really good at winning Jimmy Fallon’s hashtag games.

Like these 12 people, who had really hilarious responses to #QuarantineABook.

12. The best seat in the house.

Unless it’s the saggy one.

11. Just one small edit.

And suddenly it’s a tragedy.

10. This one is pretty brilliant.

And I wish more people would watch it.

9. Not wearing pants is the best part of this whole thing.

Be honest. You’re not wearing any right now.

8. So sweeping and romantic.

Unlike the original, for sure.

7. Not nearly as romantic, but it works.

I’m not happy about it, though.

6. I have a couple of those at my house.

No one is turning into a beautiful butterfly, though.

5. It works. No one listened to the Order of the Phoenix, either.

They were just making up slanderous lies, I tell you!

4. Very clever play on words.

A++, my friend. Are you single?

3. I have put cleaner on some pretty adventurous things.

No, I will not elaborate. That’s between me and poison control.

2. It was almost too easy.

I hope this book is less boring than the original.

1. That little question on Netflix is more judgy than God.

New Testament God, for sure.

I’m definitely not clever enough to come up with these!

If you are, let us know how you would have answered in the comments!

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Tweets With Some Good News (For a Change)

It’s time to sprinkle some happiness in your life with some posts that contain only good news!

I know it’s hard to figure out how to feel about these, since everything is like, brimstone and fire these days, but I swear – these 13 posts are going to make you remember that it’s nice to smile sometimes!

13. I would like to meet the person who was brave enough to dress these geese.

Those things are mean as hell.

12. This is just slaying me.

That dog is so embarrassed but at least hair grows.

11. I’m going to need an update in 18 years.

He’s definitely getting drafted if baseball is a thing by then.

10. Nobody wants to pray alone.

Except, you know, most people.

9. I have never been more jealous in my life.

How do I tempt foxes to have babies in my yard?!

Two foxes have decided to take advantage of the UK lockdown and use my friends garden to raise their cubs. from aww

8. I approve of this message.

It’s better than the original, honestly.

7. I’m going to need more of this immediately.

Ever teacher needs to make this a project, STAT.

6. Love is real, you guys!

And it also involves being in the room while the other person poops, but nothing is perfect.

5. Well, she’s marrying into the right family.

Talk about hitting the lottery!

My mother-in-law set up a sweetheart table for my fiancée and I on what was supposed to be our wedding day. from MadeMeSmile

4. This is the saddest dog on the planet.

My heart, y’all. MY HEART.

3. Peak lockdown right there.

Sheep are dumb, but that doesn’t mean they don’t know how to party.

Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline from aww

2. This is definitely a thing that makes me smile.

New Yorkers are good people.

1. The lure of Animal Crossing knows no bounds.

It’s one of the things bringing us all together.

I definitely needed these in my life today, how about you?

Which one did the trick? Tell us in the comments!

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A Customer Accidentally Ghosted a Struggling Local Restaurant, Then Made Good

I grew up in a small town. There were a couple of local pizza joints and they were both delicious. I remember getting excited whenever a time would come when we could go pick up from there. Then, when I was about 13, a Pizza Hut came to town. We were a small enough place that this was an event. I met the manager, my older sister got her first job working there, there were parties and get-togethers, it was something special.

Unfortunately, it also meant the other places shut down. Pizza Hut, the gargantuan national chain, just swept in and took all the business. That was my first exposure to the concept of economic competition and how the big guys thrive while the little guys struggle, even when the little guys are just as good or better. I was also introduced to the idea that where we choose to spend our money makes a difference.

Local businesses and restaurants have a perilous enough time in general. When there’s economic downturn, every little order can matter. Which is why this story from Reddit user Wellworn5 on r/TIFU (Today I F*cked Up) makes for such a satisfying read. Check it out.

Part 1: The Absent Order

Part 2: The Name

Part 3: The Mix-up

Part 4: The Abandonment

Part 5: The Reconciliation

Part 6: The Gratitude

Epilogue: Support Local

Epilogue Part 2: Plot Holes

I’m sure this customer wasn’t the only one telling this story afterward. Little things like this add up quick, especially in tough times. Think through what you can do today.

What’s your favorite local spot you hope people will support?

Let us know in the comments.

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Funny Memes and Tweets to Get Your Day Started off the Right Way

There’s a right way to start your day and then there’s a wrong way. Trust me on this one.

Let’s start first with the wrong way: that entails basically anything that will put you in a bad or depressed mood. It could be reading negative stories online, getting into virtual arguments with total strangers on social media, etc.

The RIGHT way to begin your day is to do it with hilarious memes and tweets. They give you a laugh, your stress level plummets, and you’re headed in a positive direction for the rest of the day!

That’s really all you need!

Let’s head in the right direction TOGETHER today!

Have a good one!

1. Don’t ask me…

It’s gone with the wind…

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2. Don’t let this one get away.

Pizza rolls paired with a fine Ranch sauce.

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3. I learned it from you guys!

Do your parents do this? I know mine do…

4. I’d watch this show.

Oh YUCK, get rid of this couch!

5. A classic Dad joke.

Definitely one for the ages.

6. You gotta do what you gotta do.

You can’t resist the urge.

7. Yeah, you idiot!

Give it a shot and see if it works out.

8. The age-old quarrel.

Which one are you?

9. They’re all high as a kite.

Puff, puff, pass, Willie!

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10. Sure, you do…

A lot of people “hate country music” out there.

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11. Just slap it on the side.

Ask and you shall receive!

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12. There’s no in-between.

They love it or they just don’t get it…

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Now that I got a nice jolt of laughter this morning, I’m ready to take on the day!

Have you come across any really funny memes, tweets, jokes, or photos on social media lately?

If you have, please be a friend and share some of them in the comments section.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Hilarious Posts That Will Help Us Deal With That Cabin Fever

Does this describe your life at the moment? You’re staring into the mirror, you haven’t showered for days, you look AND FEEL like a crazy person, and you think you might have to run away from your family after this whole crisis is all over?

Hey, me too!

But we think we know how to make you feel better, at least for a little while.

MEMES! FUNNY MEMES! You know you want them. You know you need them.

So let’s cure those cabin fever blues for a little while! We’ll do it together!

1. Ladies…what do you say about this?

It’s like living in a dream…

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2. The Universe has other plans, apparently.

Give us a break, huh?

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3. Have a drink on me!

They look like great company.

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4. It’s like The Purge.

Are you here to buy something or to rob the store?

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5. Totally “normal” things.

Remember the good old days?

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6. Then it’s on to high school!

At the age of 25…

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7. I’ve been…drinking…

Hey, at least you’re excelling at something.

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8. I’d like to apologize to all of you out there…

It’s hard coming to this realization.

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9. Yeah. What’s the point?

I guess you can drive around in circles all day…

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10. I don’t wanna hear it!

None of your bullshit!

11. You didn’t have my back then…

Singing a different tune…

12. You’re doing YOU today.

I’d call this a “mental health day.”

13. All hope is lost.

There’s no use trying to impress anyone right now.

Hey, hang in there! We’ll get through this nightmare and when we’re on the other side of it, we can all have a HUGE party with our friends!

How are you dealing with your cabin fever?

Tell us about it in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Let’s Get Our Day Kicked off With These Hilarious Memes

Are you ready for this?

I’m talking about drastically improving your BIG DAY (that means today) with some hilarity before you get on with your tasks like working, taking care of the kids, etc.

I know I probably sound like a broken record, but it’s true. Laughter is good for all of us, so you should try to start every day like this!

Let’s get started!

1. You can’t run and you can’t hide!

Wherever you go, you’ll always be there…

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2. Please don’t think I’m stupid…

I’m really trying here.

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3. This is great news!

For at least half of the population, I mean.

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4. I’m actually really good at it.

Not to brag or anything…

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5. This is my favorite meme of all time.

It just doesn’t get any better than that, folks.

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6. Sometimes the easiest things are the ones you want to do the least.

Know what I’m saying?

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7. You are now a CHEF.

A chef of the highest order, I mean.

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8. Yeah…I wonder why…

Maybe it’s because you sleep in the shape of a pretzel?

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9. Denied in a major way!

Now you’ll never know…

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10. Might need to put a padlock on there.

No more for you!

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11. It’s just a fact of life.

Why do we love to see our friends humiliated so much?

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12. This is so ridiculous that I couldn’t help laughing.

Have a good day, everyone!

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NOW we can all have an enjoyable and productive day!

We want to hear from you!

In the comments, share a funny joke, tweet, meme, or photo to make today even a little brighter!

Please and thank you!

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Women Share What They Think is the Worst Thing About Being a Man

I’m what you might call “a man.” And as far as being a man in this society, I really don’t have many complaints. But this post by Reddit user canadianreject565 was nonetheless interesting. They ask:

Women of Reddit, what do you think would be the worst thing about being a man? from AskReddit

There were over 37 thousand responses. Some of them from men who didn’t seem to read the first three words of the question, but many from women putting in their two cents. The results were interesting.

1 . Finances.

The constant pressure in society that the man has to pay for meals, drinks, etc. I feel like it all would add up really quickly.

– WaffleDeWisdom

2. Emotional burdens.

As a woman, I think we feel more comfortable crying and expressing our sadness.

Men get sad too, and it’s about time they feel free to express it as easily as women do.

– [user deleted]

3. A lack of outlets.

Not having your emotions taken seriously, then lashing out because of it and then seen as violent because you just want to be understood.

I had that with abusive parents but normally people don’t treat me that way because I’m a woman.

I can’t imagine what an entire life of not having your feelings acknowledged in a healthy way feels like.

“Suck it up and be a man”

– Plantdas

4. Do we even lift, bro?

People expecting that I could fight.

– MultipleAutism

5. Childcare problems.

Not being able to take care of children without getting dirty looks.

– [user deleted]

6. Shoutout to this user for calling out the “man cold” thing.

I would not be allowed a moment of weakness.

Bad day? You can’t cry unless your mother just died.

Hurt yourself? Suck it up and go to the hospital.

Feeling self conscious about your body? Nobody cares.

Feeling ill? SoMOne HaS a MaN COld!!!!!

– LondonFogAddict91

7. Some instances may be rarer, but nonetheless unjust.

Being arrested for defending myself against an abusive partner.

– theflexorcist

8. Don’t do the creep.

Being called creepy if I don’t look the best or if I try to get a girl

– HappyLittleAccident4

9. A perspective on education.

I’d be afraid to be a male teacher.

How easy would it be to give a girl student a grade a failing grade they deserve or just pissing them off any kind of way, but it’s a crazy one who ends up accusing you of something awful?

– huggedup

10. Don’t add insult to injury.

Being abused in public by a women and having people laugh instead of intervening to help you.

– Mooncakequeen

11. Everyone should be allowed their freedom and dignity.

Having an even harsher reaction when I’d go against gender roles.

​I mean as a woman, there’s backlash sometimes, but there’s a whole movement very publicized that tells me that I can do whatever I want, and fuck the nay-sayer.

​I don’t feel a man that would want to do something “for girls” or “for woman” as that much support.

– Marawal

12. Just take it.

Most women think there’s nothing wrong with being abusive and cruel with men. It’s so upsetting watching women treat men like absolute shit.

To top it off, men are expected to still act like “a gentleman” and also they’re not allowed to feel vulnerable, or to feel sad, angry because some lady was just “a little sassy” when in reality she was being abusive piece of shit

– NeuroticCrab

13. Under pressure.

Being expected to be the “breadwinner” generally by society

Being less likely to gain custody of my own kids in a separation

Being “disposable” in times of war

– AmyBums88

14. Fewer fish in the sea.

Overall, I think it’s more difficult for guys to get dates.

– bduk6

15. Watch yourself.

I talk a lot of shit for a 5’4″ girl.

I’d be getting my ass beaten on a daily basis.

– anokayapple

I’d be interested to see if anyone has yet posted the reverse of this, and collected the results.

What would your answer to this question be?

Tell us in the comments.

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Parents Share the Funny Things Their 7-Year-Olds Are Saying and Doing

You know that kids do and say some hilarious and bizarre things on a pretty regular basis.

Do you ever stop to wonder what’s going on in those little brains of theirs?

It might not even be worth your time because kids are just on a totally different level.

Parents took to Twitter to talk about what their 7-year-olds have been up to…hang on for this ride.

1. This kid seems pretty smart.

It took me another 20 years to get this way.

2. That’s very insightful.

This kid is going places.

3. We can all use this one.

I’m right. You’re wrong.

4. Just got showed up.

In a major, major way.

5. Maybe don’t go out in nature for a while.

Let’s be friends!

6. How is this even possible?

I’m the funniest person in the universe, right?

7. That’s VERY expensive.

Don’t hold back now. Buy the kid some stones!

8. I’ll be ready in a bit.

This outfit sounds like a masterpiece.

9. Getting creative in the tub.

We all did this, right?

10. I was thinking maybe more like NOON.

That’s much too early.

11. That was a great performance.

Be sure to give them positive feedback.

12. That is an expert move.

A future member of Mensa, perhaps?

13. A healthy breakup.

You don’t hear about too many of these, do you?

14.

 

Hahahaha. Those tweets sure are funny!

Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

In the comments, share some of the more ridiculous things that your kiddos have said and done recently.

We’d love to hear from you!

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The “Leonardo DiCaprio Pointing” Meme Sure Is on Point

Have you seen Quentin Tarantino’s latest filmOnce Upon a Time in Hollywood?

It hit theaters in July 2019 and was another very interesting film in the career of the legendary director.

The movie also produced a pretty hilarious meme that folks on social media can’t seem to get enough of.

There’s a scene in the movie where Leonardo DiCaprio’s character points and now people on social media are using the image to make funny memes that “point out” funny and obvious things.

Photo Credit: Columbia Pictures

Here are some of the funniest examples out there.

1. I love when that happens!

Hey, it’s a wonderful life! Get it?!?!

2. Oh, it’s begun…

I’m glad he pointed it out…when it begins…

3. The women are little.

Hence, the name of the film…

4. I see what you did there.

We’re in the ENDGAME now.

5. I think I see him.

He’s right there!

6. They’re all around you.

I knew they named it that for a reason.

7. And there’s a little fire.

What would we do without Leo?

8. I know that dude!

That’s very exciting.

9. Call me by your name.

Have you seen that one yet?

10. Gets them all fired up.

What is that sound I hear…?

11. You better mute that RIGHT NOW.

How rude!!!!

12. Oh, he got out alright!

Leo nails it again!

Those are pretty hilarious!

Have you seen any good “Leo pointing” memes lately?

Or maybe you even made your own?

Please share them with us in the comments!

Let’s see what ya got!

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