Funny Bar Signs That Might Lure You Inside for a Few Drinks

Coming up with something funny to say on a sign outside a bar is tough.

The ultimate goal is to get customers to walk inside and wet their whistles and you know these places have a lot of competition, so their zingers better be good.

I was just in Chicago last week and let me tell you, the people writing the sidewalk signs there were ON POINT.

Here are some good bar signs that we think you’ll get a kick out of. Take a look.

1. Now that is COLD.

Be careful, you don’t want to get frostbite!

2. Oh great, there’s LSD in one of the bottles!

Well, at least it will be an adventure!

3. They’re not wrong about this one.

It might even be the solution you’ve been looking for…

4. You’re right, adulting is hard.

No doubt about that!

5. I like this little motto!

Never heard that one before!

6. Can I please live here?

No, you have to go home once in a while. Sorry…

7. The Bieber rage out there is real.

Don’t mess with these people!

8. I see what you did there!

Totally inappropriate…and hilarious!

9. Avoid real life at all costs!

It’s just not worth it!

10. The only 3 Bs you’ll ever need.

But how do you rank them…?

11. Vino is life for some…

Are you one of them?

12. Let us all take a moment to remember 2020…

Now get out there and have some fun!

Have you seen any funny bar signs on the street lately that made you want to stop in and have a cold one?

Share some pics with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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This Church in Is Going Viral for Its Clever Signs

I love a good church sign, and I’ve noticed that churches in all different parts of the country are getting in on the action.

I think that’s a trend we can all get behind, don’t you?

Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church in Wantagh, New York, is gettin’ it done in the sign game in a major way. Some of their messages are funny and some are designed to make people think.

Pastor Ron Garner said, “Our church is located on a very busy street in Wantagh. I want to convey to the public that Christianity doesn’t have to be staid. I also want to convey to passersby that I believe people who follow Jesus are not called to be apolitical but are called to take social justice issues seriously. We are a small congregation but we have new members who came because of our signs.”

Enjoy!

1. Peace is priceless.

WMCC's latest sign. . .

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Friday, September 6, 2013

2. I like this message.

WMCC's latest sign. . .

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Tuesday, July 16, 2013

3. Walk the walk.

Our latest church sign. . .

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Tuesday, February 26, 2013

4. Yes! I love this!

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Friday, June 15, 2012

5. Can’t hide bigotry.

As I said before, plagiarism can be a good thing. Thanks to Rev. Denoon and the students who stood up to Westboro Baptist at UNLV.

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Wednesday, February 29, 2012

6. Hopefully, this is true for all of us.

The congregation of WMCC wish all of you a Happy New Year! May you be blessed and be a blessing to others.

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Saturday, December 31, 2011

7. Go ahead, try it.

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Saturday, April 16, 2011

8. He was a rebel.

WMCC gets ready for this week's gospel lesson: "The Samaritan Woman."

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Tuesday, March 22, 2011

9. NONE.

Our latest entry on our sign is getting lots of attention. This may be the last entry made on "old faithful." We are hoping that our new sign will be installed in a matter of days.

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Thursday, February 10, 2011

10. This one is powerful.

Our latest sign. . .

Posted by Ron Garner on Thursday, January 19, 2017

11. Same old message.

Our new enlarged and improved sign.

Posted by Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church on Tuesday, March 15, 2011

12. A timely sign.

Our latest sign. . .

Posted by Ron Garner on Monday, August 20, 2018

13. Not at all.

Our latest sign . . .

Posted by Ron Garner on Monday, June 18, 2018

14. That sounds familiar…

WMCC's latest sign. . .

Posted by Ron Garner on Saturday, December 26, 2015

15. Amen to that!

Our latest sign. . .

Posted by Ron Garner on Monday, April 6, 2015

Are there any churches by you that are bringing their A-Game to their signage?

Share some pics with us in the comments!

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