The average man gets bored during a shopping trip with their wife or girlfriend after just 26 minutes, according to a UK study.
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According to a study’s preliminary results…
According to a study’s preliminary results, when shopping, consumers respond rationally for the first 23 minutes, then they begin to think with the emotional part of their brain. After 40 minutes, the brain becomes tired and effectively shuts down, ceasing to form rational thoughts altogether.
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Funny Posts About Being Addicted to Online Shopping
There’s no need to lie to us…
We’re not looking over your bank statements and we don’t have a shared checking account with you.
So just level with us…
You’ve been doing a lot of online shopping and spending a lot of money, haven’t you?
We’re not here to judge, we actually just want you to know that you’re not alone in your addiction.
We’re online shopping fanatics, too! So let’s embrace it and enjoy these funny memes about our…condition.
1. You’ll spend the next three days like this…
Just waiting…staring out the window…
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2. I can’t stop!
It really is an addiction.
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3. I say this to myself all the time.
It’s just so true, you know?
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4. I do this for my mental health.
Makes sense, right?
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5. YOU DID THIS!
It’s all your fault!
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6. Your new best friend.
You know this look.
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7. Has it shipped yet???
And you’ll check back every five minutes or so.
Me tracking an order I literally made 5 mins ago pic.twitter.com/YAb3RM3xZs
— Danny commock (@Dannycommockx) May 5, 2020
8. It all makes sense to me.
You just HAVE to do it that way.
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9. Always a big letdown.
Dammit…it happened again.
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10. Hmmm, not so sure about this.
Maybe I should start over again…
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11. That would be nice.
Doctor, may I speak freely?
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12. Happy birthday!
Wait, it’s not my birthday…
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Okay, that was a lot of fun, but I need to get back to my online shopping!
But before you leave, talk to us in the comments.
Tell us what you’ve been spending your cold hard cash on while online shopping!
We’d love to hear from you!
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If You’re Addicted to Shopping Online, These Memes Are for You
I have a confession I need to get off my chest: I’ve developed a little bit of a problem with online shopping since this whole lockdown started.
It’s not like I’m buying anything expensive or crazy, but still, I find myself constantly hitting BUY on records, used books, and some other stuff I like to collect.
And I don’t think I’m alone in this fetish right now, am I?
Here are some funny memes about being maybe just a wee bit addicted to online shopping.
Let’s take a look.
1. They’re going above and beyond.
What would we do without Amazon right now?
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2. It makes every day an adventure!
What the hell just showed up at my door?
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3. And now, we wait…
Admit it, you’ve been doing this.
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4. In the comfort of your own home.
Isn’t that nice and relaxing?
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5. Rolling the dice…
At least you can ship them back for free.
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6. He can’t know about these things.
It’s best to keep him in the dark.
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7. Sure…something like that.
This is gonna be a good one!
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8. A rule to live by.
Let’s see if we can do this on the cheap.
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9. A never-ending barrage of ads.
Okay, enough with the toilet seats!
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10. This isn’t good.
How did I mess up this bad?!?!
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11. Livin’ the glamorous life.
At least in theory…
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12. I don’t know if I can make it.
My card is ALL THE WAY OVER THERE.
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13. Pretty much the only thing keeping me going right now.
Let’s just be honest about it.
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Are you feeling these memes, or what?
I think I know the answer to that question…
Okay, now we want to hear from you in the comments.
Tell us what (and how much) you’ve been buying online during this lockdown.
Let’s compare notes!
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People Who Definitely Didn’t Get What They Ordered Online
Well, this should be interesting…
Online shopping has never been more popular or more important. The brick-and-mortar retail stores I grew up with are slowly disappearing, and I’m not complaining about it, because honestly, shopping in my underwear without being arrested is great.
But there is one major disadvantage to not being in the physical place; you can’t see and hold the thing you’re buying in person. You can look at pictures representing what you’re ostensibly ordering, but you can’t check it out to be sure until you’ve already paid your money and it shows up on your doorstep. Usually the result is mild inconvenience, but sometimes its hilarity, like these great examples of online shopping expectation vs. reality.
12. The reality stones
Said it came with ten large stones. from ExpectationVsReality
11. Faux Faux Fox
10. More scruff than fluff
I’ve brushed its fur for 10 minutes from ExpectationVsReality
9. At least you tried
Expectation vs. Reality after a 6-month backorder from West Elm. from ExpectationVsReality
8. Alice in diner-server land
Children’s party entertainer (Alice in Wonderland) from ExpectationVsReality
7. Congratulations?
6. Mirror, mirror, on the key chain…
5. If at first you don’t success, cardigan
4. Deady bear
It didn’t come with nearly enough thread, but this is possibly entirely my fault. from ExpectationVsReality
3. Feeds a family of -1
2. Is this a magic trick?
Tricked by the packaging of my moisturizing cream from assholedesign
1. Plastic is a synonym for rugged, right?
Colleague bought a Harley and wanted some boots. He was impressed with the $39 price tag online. Not so much when they arrived. from ExpectationVsReality
So just remember the golden rule of online shopping: before you click buy, check the return policy.
Have you ever run into a situation like this?
Tell us about it in the comments.
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Michael Jackson went grocery…
Michael Jackson went grocery shopping shopping in a closed down supermarket with all the other people being actors just to experience what’s it like to be an ordinary person
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You Won’t Shed a Tear When Chopping These Special Onions
Chopping onions can really make the waterworks start flowing. It’s so annoying that home cooks and professional chefs alike have tried to scheme ways to overcome the tear-jerking effects of preparing onions for their final resting place.
From soaking your onions in water to sharpening your knife like you’re being sent into battle to practicing proper breathing techniques, it seems everyone has an answer to the crying question. Unfortunately, many tips and tricks simply don’t hold up over time.
Take your snacking to a whole new level with Sunions. Bred to be tearless, sweet, and leave you without that classic onion breath.
Sunions are delicious any way you eat them! pic.twitter.com/l8h5Yaq2C3
— Sunions (@SunionOnion) January 16, 2020
But if you want to be rid of oniony tears forever, now you can be. That’s been made possible by Sunions.
I swear I’m not making this up. The Sunion is a cross-breed of two other onions and looks no different than the ones you have used in dishes for years. However, because Sunions do not have lachrymatory-factor synthase (the chemical that makes your eyes burn), they become milder and sweeter while in storage.
We got tearless onions now?
Science is wild. pic.twitter.com/fh1uhyin0x— RayApollo (@RayApollo) February 1, 2020
Of course, the hype surrounding a tearless onion seemed too good to be true. Luckily, an editor from Taste of Home tried out Sunions first hand and the results were fascinating.
“I held the chopped onion up to my eye to see if I’d tear up, and nothing,” the editor said.. “They don’t even really have much of a smell. We could definitely taste the onion on our tacos, though, which is what we were hoping for.”
How can we make tearless onions but I still can't get gigabit internet out in the country? pic.twitter.com/I2Pkczjz1T
— Hova (@JahovasWitniss) March 27, 2019
If you’re looking to spice up your cooking without the customary crying, retailers like Walmart, Costco and Kroger all carry Sunions. The next time you go on a grocery run, skip the tissues and simply stick with Sunions.
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These Funny Reusable Grocery Bags Help the Environment and Will Make You Laugh
We should all take reusable bags with us to the grocery store when we go shopping. But instead of those bland, humorless bags you’ve been toting around, consider some of these funny bags made by the clever, artsy people on Etsy for your shopping needs.
Here are 10 that I think you might want cause they’re awesome. If you feel the same, you can buy directly from the links underneath the photos of the bags.
Happy shopping!
1. Make no mistake.
Photo Credit: Etsy
2. All kinds of healthy shit…
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3. Ouch!
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4. Booyah.
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5. N’ Shit…
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6. Sounds like a plan!
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7. Not in love just yet.
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8. Organic, healthy food.
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9. You should know the difference.
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10. Don’t mess with this one…
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Aren’t those great? Here are a bunch of other awesome bags you can buy from Etsy!
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These Tweets Sum up the Pain of Grocery Shopping with Little Kids
Don’t you think grocery shopping with little kids just the greatest?!?! I have a distinct memory of being in a grocery store with my mom when I was about five-years-old and picking up a gallon of milk, dropping it on the ground, and watching it explode.
Let’s just say I got into enormous trouble when I got home that night.
Parents with kids, these tweets are for you…we feel your pain.
1. Let’s all have a good cry.
Grocery shopping with kids is just saying "put that back!" every 30 seconds until everyone is crying.
— Toni Hammer (@thetonihammer) January 13, 2017
2. It should be…
So The Fast and the Furious isn't about grocery shopping with your toddler?
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) May 2, 2016
3. Pick your poison.
[grocery shopping]
Me: Quiet down or we're going straight home.
Kids: Yeah!
Me: Quiet down or we're staying here forever
Kids: *silence*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 28, 2016
4. Total chaos.
me [giving a press conference after taking the kids to the grocery store] I don't know what the hell happened in there. That was ridiculous
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) April 10, 2017
5. Thanks a lot!
I love it when my kid loudly asks me things like “why is your butt shaking?” while we’re grocery shopping. Awesome, kiddo!
— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) January 17, 2018
6. Ain’t that the truth?
The loudest sound on Earth is my child asking an inappropriate question about another customer at the grocery store.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) March 29, 2018
7. Making a mess.
Me: "Grocery shopping with kids is fun!"
Narrator: He lied, cleaning up the eggs his son threw onto the floor of aisle two.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) October 24, 2017
8. Now you know.
My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a Mom so we went grocery shopping & I asked "Can we buy this?" until they cried & took me home.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 20, 2017
9. Hold it!
The words "I have to go potty" are the last thing I want to hear from my 2yr old as we wait in the checkout line at the grocery store.
— Jennifer Borget (@JenniferBorget) February 26, 2013
10. It’s a nightmare.
Take the kids grocery shopping if you want to hate grocery shopping even more.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 14, 2018
11. It’ll make you stronger.
The advice I'd give five-year-old me is forget the bogeyman, plan and prepare yourself for surviving grocery shopping trips with kids.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) February 26, 2017
12. Watch your ankles.
"It's so cute how they're pushing the grocery cart by themselves!"
– Me right before my kids ram someone with the grocery cart
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 24, 2017
13. Just keep telling yourself that.
Get to grocery shop with BOTH my children.
It'll be fine. Everything's fine. We're all fine. Nothing to worry about. We're good. It's fine.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) June 21, 2016
14. Like a zoo in there.
All of these screaming kids in this grocery store are making it impossible for me to find my own kids and husband.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) February 3, 2018
15. Like a pack of zombies.
Fun fact: Toddlers who have only had half a nap are completely psychotic and should not be taken on outings to the grocery store.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) April 30, 2017
How do you manage to shop with your little ones?
Share your tips AND your horror stories in the comments with us!
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This Dad Bought a Christmas Tree and Trolled His Wife with Photoshopped Pics
This turned out to be quite a combination: a dad left on his own to shop without his wife and a dad who knew how to use Photoshop to mess with that wife.
The dad I’m talking about went to buy a Christmas tree without his wife because she was too busy and so he decided to mess with her a little bit using Photoshop to convince her that he bought an enormous tree.
Take a look at the whole conversation, which was posted on Imgur.
Part One
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Part Two
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Part Three
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Part Four
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Part Five
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Part Six
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LOL. Yeah, he got her pretty good! This guy gets an A+ for expert trolling. Well done sir!
What did you think? Let us know in the comments!
Oh… and happy holidays! Enjoy your time with your family…even if they do drive you crazy sometimes.
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