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21 Things Parents Found While Snooping on Their Kids That They Can’t Unsee

As a parent, a significant amount of your time is spent wondering what kind of trouble your kids might be getting into behind your back. Obviously, they’re not about to tell you, so what do you do?

Respect their privacy and hope you raised them well enough to make good choices?

HELL NAW! You start swiping through their phone and computer to see what you can find… until you discover something you can’t unsee, like these 21 parents did.

1. Coincidence? I think not!

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2. Yeah, you’re not grounded forever. But it’ll seem like forever!

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3. Oh boy…

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4. Yeah, you dead!

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5. Well, at least she knows now… right?

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6. Finally! A good one!

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7. Actually, that’s legit good advice. Analog is untraceable! Heh

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8. Well, you’ll always be. But you’re also a human being.

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9. Overreact much… mom?!?

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10. At least they’re GIFs!  ? ?

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11. “Get my name out of your phone!”

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12. Maybe that can be a good thing?

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13. Hey, it’s Where Stories Live™

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14. Let me guess… your dad?!

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15. Yeah, that’ll work out… sure…

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16. Oh shit. That SUCKS!

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17. Indeed!

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18. Yes, you’re the only one… heh…

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19. OMFG! Your life is over! jk

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20. Yeah, you should be in charge of revealing that info.

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21. Jeez… why do parents do this?!

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Seriously, all you parents need to stop going through your kids phone UNLESS you have clearly communicated to them beforehand that’s how it goes. If you’re just randomly peeking into their private life, that is wrong, wrong, wrong.

The end.

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New Emoji Coming Out Later This Year Will Seriously Improve Sexting

I can’t believe it needs to be said, but if last year taught us anything it’s that unsolicited dick pics (or just unsolicited dicks in general) are NOT cool. Nobody needs to see that, trust me. You don’t have some magically gorgeous penis that’s going to instantly make the recipient of your dick pic be like, “You know, I’ve hated every other dick that flew into my inbox without my consent, but yours really changed my mind!”

Now, thanks to the extremely clever devils at the emoji factory (that’s where emojis are made, right?), the anti-dick pic brigade will soon have a brand new emoji weapon at their disposal.

The Unicode Consortium announced that 230 new emojis will be released this year. The new emojis include a lot more diversity, more animals and foods and tools, and… a pinching hand.

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The pinching hand looks like a hand that is saying, “THIS SMALL.” As in, “This dick is THIS SMALL.”

Men and creeps everywhere are shook.

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As they very well should be.

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Men’s egos are fragile, especially when it comes to size.

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And while women have always had the words “wow so small” at our disposal, something about a single emoji is just a whole new level of roast.

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Unless dudes have good reason to believe that a woman is interested in seeing their dick, they probably won’t risk receiving this emoji in response.

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Which means they’ll exercise greater caution, which is exactly what they should’ve been doing all along!

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One small step for the Emojipedia, one large step for womankind.

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