These 12+ People Missed the Joke in a Major Way

Nobody likes to be on the outside of a good joke. You feel like an idiot, you are ashamed, heck, you may even be afraid to leave your house due to public ridicule.

So give some thanks that you ARE NOT any of these 20 people.

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This List of Most – and Least – Valuable College Majors Might Help You Determine Your Future

There are many factors you have to take into account when selecting a college major. Obviously, what you are passionate about is a key element, but what sort of job you’ll be able to get and how much money you’ll make are pretty big as well.

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If I was starting over, I’d probably pick something more practical and money-smart than Film and then Ancient History. And I love what I do.

So, if you’re someone headed to college without a clear vision for the future, here are the most and least valuable college majors, according to Forbes.

They reached the conclusions on most valuable by analyzing US Census Bureau surveys to see how many people with bachelor’s degrees were working in a field connected to their major. It looked at 162 college majors and analyzed unemployment rates, incomes, and the number of people who’s jobs required higher degrees.

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#10. Finance

#9. Civil Engineering

#8. Mechanical Engineering

#7. Molecular Biology

#6. Pharmacy, pharmaceutical sciences, and administration

#5. Applied mathematics

#4. Health and medical preparatory programs

#3. Nucelar Engineering

#2. Zoology

#1. Actuarial Science

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#10. Library science

#9. Interdisciplinary and multi-disciplinary studies

#8. Drama and theater arts

#7. Educational psychology

#6. Human services and community organization

#5. Visual and performing arts

#4. Cosmetology services and culinary arts

#3. Clinical psychology

#2. Composition and speech

#1. Miscellaneous fine arts

Just something to think about while you’re poring over that course catalogue – but if you’ve got your heart set on a direction already, consider your happiness in the future along with the size of your bank account.

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You’re Right to Be Skeptical of Those Prescription Drug Ads on T.V., And Here’s Why

When you are suffering, it’s hard to turn down something that promises to give you relief. But is it worth it for that long list of sketchy side effects that appear at the end of every prescription drug commercial?

It can be hard – but it’s important to remain cautious. In fact, there are some studies out that show we all should be pretty wary when one of those advertisements sneaks its way around the fast-forward button.

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The ads have only been allowed by the FDA since 1997, and as recently as 2015, a report published in the Journal of General Internal Medicine by Yale University researchers found that none of the 97 included ads offered objective information about potential risks. Instead, they chose to focus on the relative improvement of patients’ quality of life. Since most of the ads targeted people with arthritis, diabetes, and other continuous ailments, that seemed to be a purposeful point of focus.

Another recent study, this one published in the Annals of Family Medicine, looked at how the ads depict people enjoying lavish, healthy lifestyles. Basically, instead of spending time discussing risk factors and other pertinent information, drug companies choose images that, again, promote the idea of an improved quality of life – almost 69% of the studied ads suggested the advertised drugs could lead to a more active and healthy lifestyle.

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Even though the FDA is technically responsible for policing the ads and ensuring that consumers are getting accurate information, most critics agree they’re not doing enough. The ads aren’t reviewed in advance, and once they’re out there, the damage could already be done, as internist Andy Lazris, M.D. explained to Health News Review:

“Everyone on the ads appears healthy, happy, dancing, and they get better. So people are led to believe a) the drug will be effective (which is often not the case), and b) that they should replace their old therapy with the newer one because it’s better (again, which is often not the case).”

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He continues, speaking about the numbers often rattled off in the television spots:

“And if they give you any numbers at all, they’re almost always the deceptive relative numbers that look really good, not the more realistic absolute numbers. So the benefits are over-exaggerated, the harms are downplayed or missed, and that’s how patients can get hurt.”

We’ve become a visual society, so often people latch onto those happy, smiling faces and ignore what’s being said about potential side effects. They do all encourage you to speak to your doctor, though, so that’s something.

Though, like the phrase “I was searching WebMD,” I would guess that most doctors heave a huge inner sigh at a conversation that begins, “I saw an ad on t.v.”

Regardless, your doctor is there to advise you on your health, so go ahead and ask about any and all potential medications that could improve your life. Just don’t be surprised if what they have to say about a certain drug is a far cry from what those happily parasailing people on television claim.

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Can You Answer These 5 Everyday Questions That Regularly Stump Adults?

As bright as you may think you are, these 5 seemingly simple questions just might leave you questioning whether you really know as much as you thought you did. There’s nothing more humbling than being reminded how little we actually know.

I, personally, choose to believe that these random facts have fallen out of my head to make room for the more important ones, but feel free to claim your own rationalization.

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Continue reading once you’re ready for the answer!

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13+ Extremely Specific Pieces of Advice That Could Save Your Life

What would you do if confronted by wolves? What about if you were trapped in a car underwater? Surely there are simple ways to escape from these extreme scenarios, but how do you figure them out?

Welcome to Reddit, my friends.

#15. You want to know which it is.

“If you or someone you are with ingests a chemical they aren’t supposed to and you aren’t sure what it will do to you, don’t immediately try to throw it up. Call poison control.

Some do more damage coming back up and diluting them by drinking lots of water is better. You want to know which it is before you start shoving fingers down your throat.

I was told a story of a child who ingested some type of drain clearing chemical during nap time in a daycare because the janitor left it out and this kid was little and little kids are kind of stupid. The teacher was able to find info on the cleaner in the supply closet (thanks OSHA) and had the kid chug water while the ambulance came. She would have killed him if she induced vomiting because it would have destroyed his esophagus coming back up. Something about how it reacted to stomach acid.

That always stuck with me. Also, don’t leave draino out around little kids.”

#14. Don’t take it out.

“If you ever get stabbed, shot with an arrow, and or impaled by something, don’t take it out. Leaving it in could mean the difference between bleeding out and being able to make it to a hospital.”

#13. Don’t move them.

“If you fall through the ice and can reach the surface but can’t climb out, place your arms out on the ice and don’t move them. The cold will freeze your sleeves to the ice, and your sleeves will help hold you out of the water in case you pass out.”

#12. No gifts, please.

“If you ever find yourself in jail, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ACCEPT ANYTHING AS A “GIFT”. This includes: pop tokens, food, bedding, water, a fucking a square of tissue paper.

The person giving you this is working you and will see you as someone ‘in their pocket’. Expect any act of kindness in jail as an attempt to work you or con you. Nothing in jail is free. No matter how nice or how innocent the person comes across, do not take anything or accept any favor from anyone.

Jail sucks, but it sucks more when you’re in the pocket of a professional inmate. You’ll be under incredible risk of being forced to do things you don’t want.

Source: worked at a jail and saw multiple people get worked by professional inmates”

#11. Double the fun.

“If you get caught in a rip tide or a current and pulled out into the ocean, swim parallel to shore until you’re far enough away from that spot to have escaped it, then swim for shore. Also, learn the sidestroke. If you find yourself stranded in open water for whatever reason, you can swim for hours without tiring yourself out using the sidestroke.

If someone ever has both hands on your throat, put your forearms between theirs and press them apart until they let go. Also, if you can grab their pinky and yank it in any unnatural direction, you control the whole hand. If you have to hit someone with your head, hit them with the hard part just between your forehead and the top of your head so you don’t hurt yourself.”

#10. Stay loud and aggressive.

“If coyotes begin harassing you in the woods, stay loud and aggressive until you can walk to safety. They wont risk an injury unless they are weak and starving.”

#9. Drop to the ground immediately.

“If you wake up in the middle of the night and your house is on fire…drop to the ground immediately! That first breath of heated smoke can be enough to drop a person for good. Smoke detectors save lives people. Source: former firefighter.”

#8. Look for the exits.

“Look for the exits in airplanes. The majority of people that survive a crash claimed they purposefully always look for exits when boarding.”

#7. Put it in milk.

“If you get a tooth knocked out, don’t put it on ice to take to the hospital- put it in milk. Also if you get a body part severed, put it in a bag and then put the bag on ice; don’t put the body part directly in the ice.”

#6. Stop moving.

“If you get lost in nature, stop moving. Don’t try to find your way out. You will only move farther away from where the search for you will start.

Once you’ve stopped start building a shelter then start a fire if you can. Spend the rest of the time you have collecting things to burn without ever losing site of your fire. Even if it’s hot, fire will keep animals Away at night and will make it easier for you to be spotted.”

#5. When you poke it with a stick.

“A startled armadillo will leap straight up with a surprising amount of force. Don’t be leaning over one when you poke it with a stick.”

#4. The one-rein stop.

“If you ever find yourself on a horse that is out of control – pull one rein so that it’s head is all the way around, touching your foot/it’s shoulder. A horse can not buck, bolt or rear in this stance – it can run madly in a tight circle but it will tire and stop eventually. Plenty of stories of people going on tourist riding trips, or rented horses at weddings, or guided trail rides where a horse spooks or loses it and someone’s just hanging on for dear fucking life. It’s called a one-rein stop. It could save your life.”

#3. Don’t think.

“Drowning doesn’t always look like drowning. It’s not like in the movies where people flail around and shit, sometimes they just go under and drown. It can be anti-climactic so don’t think that because someone isn’t panicking they aren’t drowning.”

#2. The second place they take you.

“If someone tries to kidnap you DO NOT let them transport you….fight, scratch, die bc if you don’t, the second place they take you will be much worse.”

#1. Roll down the window.

“If you drive your car into a body of water and start sinking you most likely wont be able to open the door but quickly roll down the window and you can get out. I had a friend die bc she did not know this. Its a life tip I wish I didn’t have to learn through her passing.”

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12 Funny Game Show Answers That Will Leave You Feeling Pretty Smart

Gameshows are harder than they look. Sure, it’s easy to come up with the answers when you’re sitting at home on your couch, but as soon as those lights hit you and you can hear the roar of the crowd, it’s a different story. Whether you win or lose, at least you have the experience, right?

Well, sometimes even that experience is a mixed bag — especially when you find yourself the butt of a joke for answering a super obvious question incorrectly.

These 12 people just weren’t prepared for what their brain would spit out in response to simple questions.

Laugh all you want (I did), but you never know how you will respond until it’s your butt in the hot seat.

#12. Some people take everything so literally.

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#11. This poor man who can’t count…

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#10. …or remember what happens in the seasons.

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#9. That sounds easier.

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#8. Hey, it’s probably illegal in some country.

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#7. Woooooooooow.

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#6. Tell me more about where you go to church.

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#5. Hey, sometimes fish find love…

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#4. I mean…it’s not a WRONG answer, per se.

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#3. This is adorable.

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#2. I feel like there just has to be a porn actor out there with this name.

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#1. Best.

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Lol, Steve Harvey…gotta love it.

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Geologists Reveal Strange Facts About Earth That Most People Don’t Know

You may think there’s not much to know about rocks, but let me tell you something pal, you’re wrong.

That’s why geologists sounded off on AskReddit about some of the weirdest things about our beautiful Earth that you probably didn’t know. Read on to get edumucated…

1. That’s a long trip

“Scientist didn’t know how the Amazon forest got enough phosphor to stay fertile. It turns out it gets it from the Sahara desert. The phosphor travels the Atlantic ocean and a great part of the South American continent to keep the forest alive.”

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“You know how icebergs are mostly under the water?

Mountains work the same way. They have roots that go deep into the mantle. Scientists noticed this when they were measuring the gravity and it wasn’t what they predicted.”

3. Just the tip

“Here’s an interesting way to think about the Earth’s history: look at the geologic time scale and stretch your arms out to your sides away form each other. Your left fingers represent the formation of the Earth. The entire “Precambrian” (or Proterozoic & Archean Eons) represent everything in between your left finger tips to your right wrist.

That’s 89% of the entire history of the Earth, a time when life didn’t exist or was rather primitive. Then, life diversified like crazy starting from your right wrist to the base of your fingers (aka the Paleozoic Era). Then, the Mesozoic Era, or the age of dinosaurs, was across the first two segments of your fingers. Then, the Cenozoic Era, or the age of mammals (aka today), is the last third segment of your finger. Humanity is the very tip of your right fingernail and can be erased by one swipe of a nail file.”

4. That’s a myth

“Diamonds aren’t forever, if you want a gem that will truly last forever look into zircons. Zircons are the honeybadgers of the gem world, they simply don’t give a crap. They’re hardy little gems, that can undergo multiple orogenic cycles and still maintain their original crystal lattice structures. Very helpful in dating very very old rocks.

Source: am geophysicist.”

5. Massive

“The Pacific ocean is so huge it contains pairs of antipodes (points that are directly opposite each other).”

6. Africa is huge

“It’s probably more common to know this now, but Africa is waaaaaaaaaay bigger than it looks on most maps. The Mercator projection map is the one that most people are familiar with, and it vastly under represents the size of some areas of the world, while making others look a lot bigger. Russia is much smaller than it looks on a map, and Africa is monstrously big when you really look at it.

This picture shows a bunch of different countries in relation to Africa’s true size.”

7. I did not know that…

“A “tel” (like in Tel Aviv). is a hill that’s not just a hill. It’s a hill made from human garbage, built up over millennia. So there was once a village, and as it grew, houses were built on the rubble of old houses. Garbage pits (for ceramic and stuff) were filled in and built upon. This happened so many times over centuries, that hills developed. It’s sort of amazing to think of a big hill, with a city on it, and if you dug straight down from the top of that hill, you’d hit layer upon layer of former civilizations.”

8. Tsunamis

“The San Andreas Fault can’t produce tsunamis despite what movies with the Rock may tell you.

The SA Fault is a transform fault which can only move laterally and is not capable of vertical displacement like a subduction zone fault would be able to. Subduction zones make up much of the Pacific Ring of Fire. The San Andreas Fault is not capable of producing an earthquake more powerful than an 8.0 on the Moment Magnitude scale. So an earthquake such as the Tohuku or Indian Ocean (9.0+) is not possible according to earthquake scientists.”

9. Bet ya didn’t know

“Mining geologist here. That many gold mines have no visible gold.”

10. Greenish

“Before studying geology I thought the earth’s mantle would be like a brown or reddish colour, but in fact it has a greenish colour due to the prevelance of the most common mineral, olivine.”

11. Smarty-pants

“Solar activity generates electrical currents in the Earth itself because it causes fluctuations in the Earth’s magnetosphere. These are referred to as geomagnetically induced currents and they often cause interruptions in power grids and communications networks. We generate electricity much the same way but on a lower scale. This happens either when a conductor is moved through a magnetic field or when a magnetic field moves through a conductor.”

12. Impact

“The Sudbury Impact was so large and energetic that magma existed there for about 100,000 years before cooling. That made the area rich in metal resources due to slow mineral separation and hydrothermal action. Not only that but the impact would have caused trees to ignite nearly 500 miles away, though trees did not exist as this happened 1.85 billion years ago.

More info in pdf form from the Minnesota Geologic Survey.”

13. Pimple

“Hawaii was formed by what is essentially a pimple on the crust of the earth.”

14. Wow

“Florida was originally part of Africa. It got sutured onto North America when Pangea was formed.”

15. A much bigger lake

“My parents went to a geology lecture in Tahoe and the evidence they have there used to be a glacier holding back a much bigger lake is it broke so violently that boulders the size of houses were washed miles downstream. I drive down the 80 all the time and you can see the large granite boulders as you approach Reno.”

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7 Scientific Ways to Win an Argument Every Time

Whether you love to debate or hate conflict in all forms, sometimes you just can’t avoid an argument. That’s why the tips below will help hone your argument skills and will help you be more convincing and ultimately win your argument, whatever it’s about.

Read on, and get ready to debate and argue!

1. Know your opponent’s personality type

If you know your opponent’s personality, use it to your advantage. Most people fall into two categories: reactive or analytical. Use techniques that appeal to their personality. If they are more thoughtful, appeal to their analytical side.

2. Use empathy in your argument

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You should use specific examples about people rather than generalizing to make a point. Most people tend to relate to an individual rather than a group. Also, get a little more detailed about a person to make them seem more familiar to the person you’re arguing with.

3. Know your opponent’s moral identity

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Different people view the world in various ways, which is why it’s important to know exactly who you’re up against. For instance, liberal people might be more swayed by compassion and fairness, while a more conservative person might be swayed by loyalty and authority. If you know what your opponent values in life, it will help frame your questions and delivery.

4. Remain calm

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This one is a lot easier for some people than others, but it is a crucial part of a victory strategy. Remain calm, talk slowly, listen, and keep your emotions under control. A raving lunatic never looks good during an argument.

5. Practice your delivery

The more you practice, the better you get. This is true for anything, including arguing and debating. Work on your delivery so it becomes second nature and you don’t second guess yourself. The more put together your delivery is, the more convincing you will be.

6. Be a storyteller

Instead of bogging down your argument with statistics and figures, compile all your knowledge and facts and create a compelling story. Narrative-driven delivery styles are often hard to beat.

7. Use physical cues

Body language is extremely important when arguing/debating with someone. One way to try to connect with a person is to mimic their movements, such as crossing your legs if they do or folding your arms. Maintaining direct eye contact with your opponent while they speak may influence them and cause them to have reduced confidence in their own argument. Also, eye contact will make you appear stronger.

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These 20 Photos Show That Depression Doesn’t Have a Face or Mood

You may have seen the hashtag #faceofdepression recently. It’s prompting people to share their own photos and to prove that depression doesn’t have one face or outward appearance. September is National Suicide Prevention Month, so it’s time to check in on your friends and family and look for possible warning signs that someone may be unhappy, or even despondent. Depression manifests itself differently in every person, which is why it’s important to talk to your loved ones about their feelings, even if they seem outwardly normal and happy.

If you or someone you know needs to talk to someone, the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is open 24/7 at 1-800-273-8255. You can also live chat with a counselor on their website, suicidepreventionlifeline.org.

Here are 20 photos that people shared on social media to reinforce the idea that depression doesn’t have one face.

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According to Science, Here’s How Often You Should Wash Your Sheets

One of the best feelings in the world is climbing into a freshly made bed covered in clean-smelling sheets, and yet…if you’re the one who has to do the washing and drying and making, the pleasure is diminished about 10% with each task.

Well, science is stepping in with some information that might give you a push to do it a bit more often. How often, you ask?

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At least once a week.

Any longer than that and you’ll find yourself sleeping among a “botanical park” of bacteria, according to NYU microbiologist Philip Tierno.

Along with your own, ‘human’ bacteria, the ones found on skin and in sweat, spit, and other bodily fluids, there’s also pollen, lint, dust mites, and as many as 16 different kinds of fungus – on your pillows alone. Since you spend about a third of your life in your bed, that might be concerning for the cleanest among you.

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If you suffer from allergies or develop other symptoms like sniffling and sneezing without other signs of a cold, your dirty sheets could definitely be to blame.

Tierno talked with Business Insider, and compared sleeping in more than week old sheets to not washing your hands after you touched dog poop in the street. “If you saw what was there – but of course you don’t see it – after a while you have to say to yourself, ‘Do I want to sleep in that?’”

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Since the answer is likely no, stock up on your laundry detergent and get to work. It might not sound like fun now, but once you’re snuggled up in clean sheets and resting assured that no extra allergens are finding their way into your airways, you’ll definitely be glad you did!

h/t: Mental_Floss

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