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Check Out Some of the Most Brutal Burns on the Internet

The internet is really just a place where we go to fight with each other in new and innovative ways.

Luckily, some of those ways are actually funny, and some fighters use their knowledge and wits to make the battle as sophisticated and satisfying as it is brutal.

Such is the way with these particular entries. Players – start!

14. If you don’t like it, leave

It’s fun to pair your heartlessness with insults so everybody knows right away you don’t actually care what happens to anybody who isn’t you.

13. Over the moon

What I love about this reply is the the original tweet is gone now and it doesn’t even matter because it’s a one-size-fits-all rebuttal.

12. Just imagine

I’ll bet you’d like a little of that splash now that ya burnt so bad, huh?

11. The gold standard

An absolute classic, the metaphor we all need.

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10. Under pressure

The thing about gay marriage is that “believing in it” is irrelevant.
It’s just a thing that happens.
It’s not the Loch Ness Monster.

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9. Soup’s on

Ok but how though?

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8. The they

Seriously, everyone I grew up with used “they” as a gender-neutral singular all the time and didn’t have a problem with it until people started asking them to.

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7. Absolutely smoked

You walked right into that one.

6. This is relevant

English is just a stew.

5. Under control

We get it, you’re vaped.

4. Would love to come

It’s five bucks dude, that’s like one beer.

3. Densely speaking

Shine bright like a diamond.

2. Soup strikes back!

No idea if this response is real but I want it to be.

1. Just a little bit

Let’s get way down deep.

Well I need to go fan myself off after all that heat.

What’s the best comeback you’ve heard recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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15 of the Greatest Responses on the Internet

The entire internet is basically an insanely complicated network of wires and servers allowing people to ping responses back and forth to each other at the speed of light.

And every once in a while, you can fish out a few of those responses and hang them on the wall like trophies because they’re amazing.

Like these ones here.

15. Swing and a miss

What a weird way to try to hit things off.

14. Shout it out loud

This is technically correct, the best kind of correct.

13. Don’t be a sheep

I’m sure a virus will find you very intimidating and just stay away.

12. Planting evidence

This is, famously, kind of a big deal for God.

11. Boy oh boy

What’s in a name anyway?

10. Wearing me out

It’s a bold move advertising to everyone around you that you don’t take plagues seriously.

9. Meat cute

The restaurant is literally named after the dish they sell, Karen.

8. The who and the Y

Believe it or not, genetics are slightly more complicated than that grid you looked at once in high school.

7. Absolutely sunk

Gotta hand it to this one.

6. World-renown

This is why I laugh every time someone talks about America being “respected again.”

5. Ah yes, the two genders

I’ll bet you all the money I have that the next response included the word “trigger.”

4. Turn, turn, turn

Just think of all the savings!

3. Go for the gold

More than I’ve ever done, that’s for sure.

2. Spot the faker

It’s not generally hard.

1. Virtue signalling

Look man, I don’t know why this is news either, but let’s just be happy for each other.

Fire through and through.

What’s the best response you’ve heard to something recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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