21 Seniors Give the Hilarious Reasons Why Their Generation Doesn’t Trust Technology

The question on reddit was this: Older generations of Reddit, who were the “I don’t use computers” people of your time?

But it wasn’t just the older generations of reddit that answered. Over 19,000+ peeps decided that they wanted to share, and so we get these 21 amazing answers as to what people think is just too much technology.

1. Adulthood

My grand-aunt still believes that 15 is the age of adulthood, that schooling isn’t necessary beyond that point.

She grew up in a time when literacy wasn’t a given.

2. Digital clocks

They’re lazy!

My grandfather insists that if you can’t tell time by the minute and hour hands, it’ll make you dumb.

Okay grandpa…

3. Optional car features… like life.

When I was a kid (late 50’s early 60’s) seat belts in cars were an option. Lots of people thought they were unnecessary and refused to pay extra for them

Heaters and windshield defoggers were likewise optional.

My parents bought a new 1964 Plymouth Valiant and didn’t get the option.

4. The “web”

My senior year of high school, I had a series of newspaper articles in the local paper explaining how the web wasn’t a fad, and wasn’t going away.

Nobody but one guy at the paper believed it. It was 1995.

5. Hot decaf coffee

My grandmother drinks only hot decaf coffee. Every meal, every day.

95 degrees with 100% humidity? Hot decaf coffee.

Feeling parched after a day of hard work? Hot decaf coffee.

“When I was growing up, we never had ice. That was a luxury. Cold drinks aren’t good for your stomach.”

6. Why u no Insta?

I’m 22 and people definitely think something’s odd when they ask for my Snapchat or Instagram and I say I don’t have one.

WHY ARE PHONE NUMBERS SO FORMAL ALL OF A SUDDEN?

7. The times have changed, and so has mom…

My mother (now 80) was practically a Luddite.

She didn’t want an answering machine for the house phone for years “if it’s important they will call back”.

Now she has an iPhone and surfs the net nonstop on the Linux pc I set up for her.

8. This is amazing!

When remote control TVs came out, I suggested that my father buy one, and he said said, “It will be a cold day in Hell when I’m too lazy to tell one of you boys to get up and change the channel.”

It was such an amazing sentence that I committed it to memory, and I still remember it word for word 50 years later.

9. Fresh food only!

An acquaintance of mine told me her grandmother doesn’t own a refrigerator because refrigerators are harmful and for lazy people that don’t want to cook fresh food.

That must have been one busy grandma!

10. She is always listening…

I’m still 100% against having an Alexa in my house.

I just think as it as bugging my house.

Can’t trust anyone now a days.

11. This is insane!

My mother told me some old people from her neighborhood in the 60s didn’t have washing machines because they said those were for lazy women.

Decent women wash by hand on a rock by the river!

12. Sexy computers…

I have a coworker about 52 yo.

He absolutely refuses to use a computer because he caught his wife sexting in a chat room on their computer.

So he destroyed it.

13. The reading conspiracy

“I don’t read novels.”

My grandfather thought they were a plot by the elites to both ruin our eyesight and keep us locked away in a fantasy world.

14. Frickin lasers!

My grandmother didn’t like to use the remote control for her television, because she was afraid it would break somehow and function as a laser dangerous enough to set things on fire.

15. She doesn’t know how planes work…

My dad once told me a story about his grandmother refusing to fly in planes because she didn’t want to get her hair all messed up from the wind.

16. Color TV

When they became common in the mid-60s a lot of older people believed they emitted harmful rays.

When Mom finally got one circa 1972 it was kept in her bedroom and we were ushered in to watch it only on special occasions.

And we had to sit at least ten feet away.

17. Adorable!

My Mother In Law.

When she wanted me to look something up for her, she would ask me to check “your friend, the net.”

18. Shitting inside

Some people still had outdoor toilets and were laughing at those who had them installed.

Why?

Because “they are shitting their own houses”.

19. Calculate this!

I was told constantly in school that I “won’t have a calculator around all the time”.

20. Bold prediction!

I never wanted touchscreen phone because I thought they’re unreliable and will break easily.

One of those things was true.

21. That’s cold…

My grandparents refused to get air conditioning.

They were convinced it would only make people sick.

Fast forward 30 years and their daughter ended up in the hospital for weeks with legionaries disease from an a/c unit.

What tech do you think is going too far?

Personally, I think it’s cloning.

Not because of any spiritual thing, I just think DNA can’t be replicated without retaining the age of the DNA. So the clone is likely to suffer a much shorter lifespan, which isn’t fair to them.

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You Can Now Buy Matching BFF Necklaces For You and Your Dog

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

Ok, so I’ve only been a puppy parent for a few months now, but still, I need this in my life.

You’ve no doubt seen those necklaces that two human BFFs wear so they can always be thinking of their partner in crime. Well, now you can do the same thing with your dog! Because let’s be real, human friends are fine and everything, but our dogs are our real best friends, no doubt about it.

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You can get these matching necklaces/dog collars from an Etsy vendor named SlashpileDesigns.

The human (that means you) gets an 18″ chain with a silver dog bone attached, and your doggo gets a cool collar pendant with the bone silhouette. Together forever, right?!?!

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You can also get a heart design as well.

If you want to engrave your new set of jewelry, it’ll cost you an extra $25.

I think both you and Fido will be very happy with this purchase.

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20 Women Share What Happened After Someone Stole Their Baby Name

Ok, maybe it’s just because I’m a guy, but I don’t really see the big deal here. There are so many people with the same name out there, does it really matter THAT much if someone else has it too?

Then again, when it comes to TRULY unique names (like “Margoux,” for instance), I guess I can understand why someone would get upset.

1 Okay, that’s fucked up.

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2. Well, you don’t own a name, so…

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3. Not something to get violent over, dummy…

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4. You didn’t realize it for 2 years, but realized it for 2 more? Don’t be a professional victim…

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5. We always hurt the ones we love…

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6. Yeah, but she’s 18. She’s not smart enough to think of something cool. So that’s on you!

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7. Might or will?

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8. Gripe. Her. Out.

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9. Then. Use. It.

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10. I’m guessing they didn’t get that wrong.

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11. Boom.

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12. With THAT spelling? Okay, that’s fucked.

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13. So… why are you calling her your best friend…

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14. Can you really steal a name?

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15. Then blame your husband!

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16. Just tell her!

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17. Oh… that’s great revenge! Well done!

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18. People should ask if it’s okay… but maybe they’re afraid of the answer?

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19. Obviously…

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20. What? Did you have the name stored in a box somewhere like a weird little secret?!

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So much pettiness, so little time…

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14 People Who Snuck Out on a One Night Stand With No F***s Given

Okay, looks like we’ve found a bunch of people who do not give a single fuck about what they do or how their actions will make others feel.

And hey, that’s okay. At least they own up to being horrible people.

Because, for real, if you puke in or take a shit in somebody’s bed and just leave it for them to clean up… you are a horrible, horrible person.

So yeah! Get ready for 14 tales that will make you cringe.

1. Walk of shame, indeed!

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2. Now that’s a best friend!

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3. Is she dead? No. Okay, back to bed!

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4. Well, that plan backfired!

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5. Well, you should regret at least one thing.

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6. What a weirdo…

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7. I don’t believe this for a moment. This never happens.

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8. Oh… that’s cold.

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9. But what if he found out later…

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10. Come on… you drew actual blood?!

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11. A moment of clarity…

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12. Hahaha, that fucking photo…

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13. He cleaned up YOUR vomit? Wow.

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14. Okay, now I want to know!

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I’m so glad I would never do any of these things.

*pats self on back and buys himself some ice cream for not being a psychopath*

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10 Who Kids Spied On Their Parents and Got More Than They Bargained For

I have no idea why anybody would ever want to spy on their parents, but these folks apparently did and got exactly what was coming to them: way too much information.

Now, this doesn’t always have to be a bad thing. Some of these stories are actually really nice. But some of these stories… wow.

Here we go!

1. Well, you asked for it!

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2. Wow, mom. Why tho?

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3. Now you won’t be surprised! But maybe that’s okay?

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4. Yeah, I guess you all have that going for you.

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5. Ummm, cool story.

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6. Are you sure your dad is your dad?

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7. Okay, legit cute.

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8. Okay, this is legit good news.

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9. Like mother, like daughter…

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10. And?!?!?!

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Note to self: never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever spy on either one of my parents.

My siblings on the other hand…

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12 Guys Openly Share Secrets About Dating That Most People Wouldn’t Guess

The dating experiences for men and women can be VERY different.

Gender roles. Societal expectations. Basic sexual attraction. They all play a big role in who we date and what we expect. And keeping up with it all can be complicated and exhausting.

These 12 men share their struggles with dating and tips about how to treat a lady. And while some of this is eye opening… some of it is a bit douchey.

Hang on! It’s about to get weird in here.

1. Really?

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2. Well, now you know how women feel, right?

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3. This is what women say they want, so hopefully they do understand.

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4. I know a lot of men who would disagree.

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5. Devastating!

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6. The background picture on this is amazing.

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7. Hahaha, okay buddy.

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8. I’m pretty sure women know…

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9. And I bet they do the same to you, pal!

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10. Another good test!

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11. Seems like a bad test…

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12. You know, this is completely cool. Good test!

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Learn anything new?

Hope so! ???

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15 Guys Reveal the Dating “Tests” They Put Women Through

Have you ever been dating somebody and laid a little trap? You know, asked a question you knew how you wanted the other person to answer?

If you’re a guy, you’ve likely encountered this before, but ladies… guys are doing this to you too. After all, there’s a lot of stuff we want to know sooner rather than later.

Check out these 15 guys and see how they test their potential mates while on dates

1. TBH, a pretty good test.

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2. So you want somebody who enjoys being mistreated?!

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3. This is going above and beyond. Not fair.

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4. Sure you do, buddy, sure you do…

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5. Yeah, I’m sure there are a TON of gold diggers trying to grab you. Right…

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6. This is such a double standard…

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7. Oh boy, what a horrible problem…

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8. Speed test!

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9. What is with these gold diggers?

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10. It has to go both ways. Everybody in a relationship has to give AND take.

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11. They’re also probably not an alcoholic, so…

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12. So what does she do?!?

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13. Oh snap! Testing time is over!

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14. This is a very bad test.

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15. I can’t believe this is actually a test!

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Oh shit, have I been tested before?!

I’m so self-conscious now! ???

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19 Tweets That Just About Everyone Can Relate To

These 19 tweets sum up life pretty well. If, for whatever reason, you can’t relate to them, I guess your life must be pretty special and completely together at all times. Good for you, I suppose.

For the rest of us, you know what’s up!

Let’s get to it!

1. Nawhhhh.

2. Imma bed going to now, k bye.

3. I need to eat!

4. I just want to see my cousin. That is all. Thank you.

5. Gas smells good!

6. I had things to do…

7. It’s not just guys…

8. Life is too hard.

9. Doggos over everything!

10. Nailed it!

11. This. Right. Here.

12. Walk away.

13. Pretty good!

14. Hey. Hey. Hey.

15. Can’t stop. Won’t stop. Probably should stop.

16. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

17. Turn it down!

18. The gender wars are real.

19. Struggs and drugs.

I don’t care what you say, gas smells good.

The end.

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10+ Women Share The Worst First Dates They’ve Been On, and Guys Should be Ashamed

Fellas, fellas, fellas… this is just embarrassing.

Seriously, be better than these guys (which isn’t a high bar AT ALL).

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