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Enjoy These Hilarious Takes on Marriage by the Wife Half of the Equation

If you are married, there are times when your partner will almost get themselves murdered in some fashion. It could be something they say, or something they do, or maybe they just decide it’s a good idea to crunch their way through a cup of ice at 10pm. IN BED.

Ahem.

Whatever the instances, the best way to handle said murder temptation is through humor (or maybe therapy or meditation) – a trick these 12 women have down pat.

12. That is true love.

I’m not that nice, I guess.

11. It all depends on your definition of the word.

And no, you shouldn’t clarify.

10. Your point?

Just get the list, man.

9. Definitely torture each other just for fun.

Otherwise, why be married?

8. I can’t stop laughing.

Priceless moments.

7. Probably not the photos he hoped to receive.

But perhaps just as effective.

6. Every morning it feels twice as long.

The rest of the day is better, I hope.

5. Ah, the perks of being a woman.

You know it’s not gonna matter to them.

4. Why do those even exist?

Who eats them? They are monsters.

3. It’s like it was his first day.

You know better, Sir.

2. Literally no one is listening.

Why would they? You’re always there to ask again.

1. Why is this so painfully true?

At least, it is over here.

These made me laugh; I must be married.

Yep, just checked. I am indeed married. Whew! Glad I confirmed that.

Which one of these hit home for you? Let’s commiserate together!

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Enjoy These Hilarious Takes on Marriage by the Wife Half of the Equation

If you are married, there are times when your partner will almost get themselves murdered in some fashion. It could be something they say, or something they do, or maybe they just decide it’s a good idea to crunch their way through a cup of ice at 10pm. IN BED.

Ahem.

Whatever the instances, the best way to handle said murder temptation is through humor (or maybe therapy or meditation) – a trick these 12 women have down pat.

12. That is true love.

I’m not that nice, I guess.

11. It all depends on your definition of the word.

And no, you shouldn’t clarify.

10. Your point?

Just get the list, man.

9. Definitely torture each other just for fun.

Otherwise, why be married?

8. I can’t stop laughing.

Priceless moments.

7. Probably not the photos he hoped to receive.

But perhaps just as effective.

6. Every morning it feels twice as long.

The rest of the day is better, I hope.

5. Ah, the perks of being a woman.

You know it’s not gonna matter to them.

4. Why do those even exist?

Who eats them? They are monsters.

3. It’s like it was his first day.

You know better, Sir.

2. Literally no one is listening.

Why would they? You’re always there to ask again.

1. Why is this so painfully true?

At least, it is over here.

These made me laugh; I must be married.

Yep, just checked. I am indeed married. Whew! Glad I confirmed that.

Which one of these hit home for you? Let’s commiserate together!

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Women With Hilarious Takes on Marriage

Marriage can be tough. Anyone who tells you differently is definitely selling something – whether to themselves, you, or both.

One of the best ways to survive the years and months (sometimes the hours) is to maintain a sense of humor. If you’re struggling with that today, these 13 women have your back.

13. He’s done it now.

He’s gonna regret that nerd stuff.

12. I cannot stress enough how important this is.

Otherwise, murder shall ensue. Or divorce.

11. He might dispute the “fun” part.

Though he didn’t specify for who.

10. I mean, sometimes the nap just happens.

But not all the time.

9. That’s why you have to take so many selfies.

They do it to themselves.

8. I don’t understand why they can’t charge their phones.

Is it an elaborate plan to avoid talking?

7. Or at the very least, you don’t see the brie.

Just tell her she looks beautiful and can she turn off the light when she’s done.

6. You don’t want to see yourself how they see you.

Not through your phone camera, anyway.

5. There are worse things.

Especially if there are wings.

4. The smart husbands know this.

It goes off in their head like a bullhorn.

3. The answer stands.

The internet is forever, my man.

2. And possibly offer to fix the dryer.

If you want to go the extra mile.

1. I’ll buy it.

Because I’ve heard it alllll the way in the city.

Thank goodness for laughter, y’all. That’s all I have to say.

How do you keep laughing? Tell us your own secrets in the comments!

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Relationship Tweets That Just Might Make You Laugh

Any time you get two people trying to live and eat and work and raise kids together in a confined space, while somehow still loving each other like sexy human beings, they’re also pretty darn funny.

These 10 tweets totally prove it, so we hope they’re good for a few laughs!

10. Why is this so real, though?

I’m starting to think queer people are onto something.

9. You guys I am married and this is the perfect tweet.

RIP everyone who was going to spend their early 20s traveling.

8. Here all this time you thought you wanted to be a Disney princess.

But now you see they have their own troubles.

7. One day our kids will ask us what this lyric meant.

Please, don’t let this be prophetic.

6. Was there laughter or impressed silence?

I think we all know the answer to that.

5. These two are clearly a match made in heaven.

When you find the one, you just know.

4. We’ve all got a bit too much time on our hands.

And yet, this meme never really gets old.

3. There are never any winners in this game.

Except the divorce attorneys.

2. Barney is never a good idea.

You can put that one down in stone.

1. And getting thinner all the time.

I’m not saying… but yeah, we’re kind of saying.

It’s just nice to know that we’re all in this together, don’t you think? Life is so weird!

Which one of these did you relate to the most? Tell us in the comments!

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Relationship Tweets That Hit Just the Right Notes

There’s a kind of science when it comes to crafting the perfect tweet. Like any form of comedy, you’ve got to hit the right pace, the right tone, and strike the right audience at the right time, to boot.

Which is to say, it’s not as easy as these 12 people make it look – but that makes them all the more enjoyable to read, I think!

12. I’m sorry but I’ve gotta side with your wife here.

It’s the old man flu argument, son.

11. Everyone with an older relative knows this is the price of good information.

And it’s not a bad story, as these things go.

10. You always think you can fit just one more thing in there.

Until you definitely can’t and everything is gross.

9. Live and learn, my friends.

Mostly about how it’s fun to troll younger people.

8. There is definitely not room in this tweet for the entire argument.

It’s going to take a few days, tbh.

7. Hmmm I bet he forgot to take out the trash.

If you know what I mean.

6. And doing things like getting up before 8am.

It’s all bliss, I’m telling you.

5. The saddest part about this is that I nodded along.

Different things are a different kind of exciting, but still, it’s not bad.

4. Why would a person do this?

Maybe just to keep you on your toes?

3. Snoring never helps anything.

But neither does keeping your already pissed off and tired wife awake, so.

2. It’s important to keep the other person focused.

Especially in battle conditions like these.

1. I hear it really keeps the spice alive.

Personally, my husband prefers not to be spoken to at all until he’s yelled at the kids at least three times.

I hope one day I can hit a chord like these!

Which one hit you just right? Tell us in the comments!

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Relationship Tweets That Hit Just the Right Notes

There’s a kind of science when it comes to crafting the perfect tweet. Like any form of comedy, you’ve got to hit the right pace, the right tone, and strike the right audience at the right time, to boot.

Which is to say, it’s not as easy as these 12 people make it look – but that makes them all the more enjoyable to read, I think!

12. I’m sorry but I’ve gotta side with your wife here.

It’s the old man flu argument, son.

11. Everyone with an older relative knows this is the price of good information.

And it’s not a bad story, as these things go.

10. You always think you can fit just one more thing in there.

Until you definitely can’t and everything is gross.

9. Live and learn, my friends.

Mostly about how it’s fun to troll younger people.

8. There is definitely not room in this tweet for the entire argument.

It’s going to take a few days, tbh.

7. Hmmm I bet he forgot to take out the trash.

If you know what I mean.

6. And doing things like getting up before 8am.

It’s all bliss, I’m telling you.

5. The saddest part about this is that I nodded along.

Different things are a different kind of exciting, but still, it’s not bad.

4. Why would a person do this?

Maybe just to keep you on your toes?

3. Snoring never helps anything.

But neither does keeping your already pissed off and tired wife awake, so.

2. It’s important to keep the other person focused.

Especially in battle conditions like these.

1. I hear it really keeps the spice alive.

Personally, my husband prefers not to be spoken to at all until he’s yelled at the kids at least three times.

I hope one day I can hit a chord like these!

Which one hit you just right? Tell us in the comments!

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Tweets for Anyone in a Relationship Who Could Use a Laugh

We could all use a laugh these days – even if it’s at our own expense. Relationships can be tough to navigate in the best of times, and these, well…these are not that.

If you’re looking for a way to laugh at your own precarious and funny situations, well, here are 10 people letting it all hang out. Enjoy!

10. That’s a man who is prepared, friends.

And I mean, that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

9. Things like that get extra annoying over time.

Something to think about now, just-datings.

8. That is not the way to a woman’s heart.

At least, not this one.

7. I’m not sure that line is going to work.

Maybe the next time around (eep).

6. And also, vice versa.

If they ever wake you up, they’re not the one. #verygoodadvice

5. Wait, Netflix has a pause option?

I thought we all just agreed to watch until it shamed you into hitting continue?

4. One person needs to encourage the other one in relationships.

And yeah, please don’t forget the ice.

3. As a woman, I definitely agree.

Anything is a fair exchange, to be honest.

2. That’s not how any of this works.

And, I’m guessing, why this guy didn’t have a girlfriend.

1. You know you’ve been inside too long when this is funny.

But…it’s kind of funny, right?

This was exactly what I needed to read today, how about you?

Which one hit home the best? Tell us in the comments!

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