15 of the Worst Real Estate Agent Photos of All Time

I imagine one of the hardest parts of being a real estate agent is selling a house that still has the previous owner’s stuff in it–especially when that owner’s sense of style is, to put it charitably, questionable. It’s gotta be tough convincing a prospective buyer to picture themselves in a home covered in nude clown wallpaper or “Crime Scene: Do Not Cross” tape.

Today we’ve got a selection of photos taken by real estate agents that were intended to showcase a home, but fell short. Far short. By the end you’ll be amazed anyone ever sold a house at all.

1. Which wine pairs best with taking a dump?

2. The dining room is great, if you don’t mind the memorial to a clown who was murdered.

3. A good realtor can spin a flaw into a feature. Even demon possession.

4. She comes with the house. Non-negotiable.

5. This was the last year deer hunters were allowed to use a machine gun.

6. Ah, the classic sink-ashtray combo.

7. “They’ll never notice.”

8. I’ve always wanted waterfront property.

9. “Before we moved in, it was so difficult getting the whole family to spend time together.”

10. Granddad had three interests: horses, ships, and tetanus.

This Is How to Win Monopoly, According to the Experts

These little tidbits of advice on how to win got me running to pass go and collect my $200!

The game of cutthroat business was invented in 1906 by American anti-monopolist Lizzie Magie (ironic, the way the game has come to be viewed) and was later licensed by Parker Brothers in 1936. It’s a game of control, winning properties and building hotels to win millions and send your competition into bankruptcy.

Exciting, right?

Maybe not for some. But for those of you who want to learn a little strategy to take down your family champion, keep reading.

 

Buy up every property you land on

When you start hopping around the board, you should buy up any properties you land on. This strategy does work. Trust me, I still have bragging rights in my home as the monopoly champion! But you don’t have to take my word for it: here’s what Flynn Zaiger, who is the founder of the Tulane University Board Games Club, confirms.

“From the start of the game, it’s a good idea to buy as much as possible,” Zaiger told Reader’s Digest. “Unlike real life, in Monopoly, it’s rarely good to save. You don’t earn any interest from the money you have, whereas property you purchase will always have a chance to be bringing in dollars.”

The reason for this is to amass as many properties as possible to start building houses – that’s when the money starts rolling in.

Know which properties are the best, and should never be passed up.

Think like how real-life real estate investors think. They buy property in places that will most likely be seen and shopped at by consumers. In Monopoly, it’s the same. Focus on orange properties like New York Avenue and St. James Place and the red ones, such as Kentucky and Indiana Avenue. In fact, all “corner” properties are special.

“Statistically speaking, the most common spaces on the board to land on are those between Jail and Free Parking, and Free Parking [and] Go to Jail,” Zaiger explains. “When given a chance, trade/build on those five monopolies: light blue, pink, orange, red, and yellow.

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Only buy houses. Forget the hotels.

I always liked the aesthetic of the little red buildings. It made me feel like the Queen of Boardwalk. But did you know there are only 32 houses available to play with? And this is intentional.

Dary Merckens, who is the CTO of Gunner Technology and huge fan of the iconic board game says,

“Once those 32 houses run out, nobody can build any more houses on any of their properties. You want to be building houses right away, and if you ever get a monopoly, throw three houses on that sucker as fast as you can. You want to exhaust the supply of houses available.”

OMG! I can’t believe I didn’t know this! You can really put the other players in a pickle by not giving up your houses. According to Zaiger:

“The first player to get a monopoly on the board has the best chance at bankrupting their opponents before they can do the same to you. Building houses is essential to taking down the competition. Even if you don’t have a lot of money remaining, you should do everything you can, including trading and mortgaging, to get up to at least three houses on a property.”

Learning about the right investments while playing is important. Back to Merckens:

“Your primary goal should be to have all the houses on all of your properties, which effectively stops your competitors from building any houses on any of theirs.”

Other awesome tips

Buy railroads! It’s easy passive income when players land on it. The more railroads you own, the higher the rent. It starts at $25 for one railroad up to $200 if you own all four.

And if you end up in jail at the end of the game? It may not be worth leaving.

“Towards the end of the game, don’t be afraid to hang out in Jail,” Merckens says. “It might be the safest place to be and your competitors might go bankrupt while you’re chilling in prison.”

There you have it!

These secret weapons are the best in your arsenal when playing in any high-stakes game. Get out and win!

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Take a Look at These Housing Design Fails Shared by Real Estate Agents

It’s amazing what kind of housing designs are out there…

Venessa Van Winkle is on a mission: she’s a real estate agent who is showing the world just how epic some home design fails are.

😳 Being in real estate I see a lot of weird and random things… 👀👀 These are some that my fellow agents have shared….

Posted by Venessa Van Winkle on Monday, July 29, 2019

They’re funny, surprising, and some of them are just downright WEIRD.

Have a look.

1. Careful getting out of the tub

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2. WOW

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3. His and Hers

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4. Interesting choices…

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5. Pee-wee Herman’s house?

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6. A palace

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7. Yikes

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8. Take a bath while cooking

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9. Nightmare

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10. Okay…

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11. Backsplash

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12. Just go down the long hallway

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13. Carpet…on the bathtub?

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14. NOPE

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15. Welcome!

Posted by Venessa Van Winkle on Monday, July 29, 2019

I have a feeling some of those houses are a pretty tough sell…

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20 Funny Photos Taken by the Best Real Estate Agents Around the World

Yikes. These are NG…that means no good.

Real estate agents have to be tech-savvy these days and taking quality photos to put online is a crucial part of selling homes.

That’s why these pictures are definitely NOT helping anyone get rid of these houses anytime soon.

1. A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

2. If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

3. “I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern” Said Holmes

4. Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

5. Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Roo

6. You’ll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

7. Lucy Often Thought Back To Her Old Bedroom, Where She Spent The Happiest Years Of Her Life

8. This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

9. On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

10. Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

11. Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

12. It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

13. If That Thing Gets Accidentally Hoovered Up It Could Damage The Vacuum Cleaner

14. Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

15. Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

16. Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

17. Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

18. That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

19. Hit It With Something, See If It Moves. I’ll Be Downstairs Barricading Myself Into The Kitchen

20. In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

Which one is your favorite?

Let us know in the comments!

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4 of the Biggest Lies Told By HGTV

Just as doctors despise when patients quote WebMD or Grey’s Anatomy, and lawyers roll their eyes when someone brings up Law & Order (or one of the other 100 million legal dramas), real estate agents are having to bite their tongues and smile when people claim to know what they’re doing because they spend a lot of time watching HGTV.

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Now, I watch a ton of HGTV. Property Brothers, Fixer Upper, House Hunters, Love It or List It – I’ve seen them all (and most of the episodes, too), and I know I’m guilty for thinking that I know about the biz because of it.

Which means I need to check out these 4 falsehoods perpetrated by television dramatizations of house hunting, just the same as the rest of y’all.

So, let’s do it.

#1. If everything isn’t exactly the way you want it, keep looking.

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In reality, you’re probably not going to find a house that’s updated to the nines and within your budget, so keep in mind that you’ll probably live there for several years – enough time for you to make changes over time as you can afford them.

#2. You’ll only have to look at like 3 houses before you find “the one.”

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If you’re not a first time home buyer, you likely know this already. My search took months and dozens of tours before a decision could be made.

#3. Renovations happen quickly.

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The longest timeline I’ve seen on any of those shows is like 7 weeks to completely overhaul a house from the studs on up. In reality, those types of renovations can take months, or even years. Contractors are just not that into you, I promise.

#4. Going over your budget is no big deal.

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It really is, and you and your co-buyer (if applicable) should sit down before you even start looking to determine what size mortgage you can afford without struggling down the road. (Just think back to 2009…)

All of a sudden I’m less pumped about moving later this year. Oh, well.

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