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Tumblr Posts That Are Just Too Good Not to Share

If you printed out the text from every Tumblr post ever written, in single-spaced ten point font, I would slap you very hard, because you would have wasted an enormous amount of energy and resources and we have to take better care of our planet than that.

Shame on you. Why would you even think of such a thing?

Anyway, here are ten of the best Tumblr posts never printed.

10. So bright they called him son

Soon the dad joke will encompass all. Hail its mighty coming.

https://profmeowmers.tumblr.com/post/152875669234/theroguefeminist-gooberascendant-gorgoon

9. Prelude to the breakdown

You don’t need to wait to fix something until it’s all the way broken.

https://jakkusan.tumblr.com/post/190512884968/thingsididntknowwereerotic-myriadsubtletiess

8. A heated argument

The tension is getting toasty.

https://rogha.tumblr.com/post/190513093227/dykeceratops-twerkyvulture-twerkyvulture

7. Killer Queen

Making the rest of us look bad since 1970.

https://lickthemagaindeacy.tumblr.com/post/622560551862747136/an-astrophysicist-a-biologist-an-electrician-and

6. Never the twain shall meet

The juice is loose and it really needs to not be.

https://earthicandunce.tumblr.com/post/183388164964/m4ge-gemineyyes-m4ge-m4ge-i-hate-the

5. Mr. Mean

Look at his weird little eyes. He’s a stone cold killer.

https://mister-clean-official.tumblr.com/post/627449956238819328/tilthat-til-bacteria-scream-when-they-die-via

4. It’s a living

Why should EVERYBODY get to have things?

https://naniiebim.tumblr.com/post/179445275503/femoids-detrea-the-premise-of-minimum-wage

3. What a waste

Both of them are extremely stoned in this exchange.

https://alicesadventuresintherye.tumblr.com/post/98446424597/sometimes-im-ernie-sometimes-im-bert

2. Over the moon

Still more likely than the Kubrick theory.

https://theheartchoice.tumblr.com/post/615194236639461376

1. Spot the plant

Millions of years of evolution just to hide your true self? Don’t be like that.

https://carasynthias.tumblr.com/post/624451862505111552

Fun fact: If you printed out all ten of those Tumblr posts, you could put them on the fridge and make your family worry just a little bit more about you.

What’s your favorite kind of thing to find on Tumblr?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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Posts That Are Really Sweet in Only the Way Tumblr Can Pull Off

Sometimes, Tumblr has its own brand of sweet. It’s the kind of sweet that can go from extremely gentle to the toughest love at the drop of a hat, but then it will kindly pick your hat back up, brush it off, and hand it to you with an interesting, probably inaccurate factoid about haberdashers.

What I’m saying is that it’s a place that will play with your feels in a pretty fascinating way.

Here are ten examples of what I’m talking about. Ten sweet and sweet-ish posts for you to drop your hat to.

10. Eye see you

This is probably the most genuinely sweet post in the set.

https://hem1ock.tumblr.com/post/171226685786/theres-a-new-girl-in-my-kindergarten-class-whos

9. Mental health tips

Or maybe I should say “METAL health tips.”

https://mckitterick.tumblr.com/post/160984580475

8. Be kind, rewind

Whatcha gettin’ all wound up about, friend?

https://rogha.tumblr.com/post/188534476137/dolcifool-anime-the-fault-in-our-balls

7. Couldn’t make it

Our thoughts and prayers go out to you in this time of need.

https://ezz-the-spooplord.tumblr.com/post/161351646684/dongboss-i-got-my-wisdom-teeth-removed-today

6. Our cross to bear

She gave all nine of her lives for us.

https://hellotailor.tumblr.com/post/166121133847/when-i-was-a-child-my-cat-died-and-the-only-way-i

5. Be your own boss

F*** me, I don’t do what I tell me!

https://seesalt.tumblr.com/post/160860320288/me-im-gonna-set-a-personal-deadline-me-to-me

4. Under the feels

This is me when I am even slightly criticized.

https://abd-illustrates.tumblr.com/post/133716413815/bogleech-dont-feel-bad-if-youre-sensitive-to

3. Gotta go slow

I think this is berry cute.

https://happydiethylether.tumblr.com/post/55487054148/if-youve-been-having-a-bad-day-heres-a-hedgehog

2. Weird at first sight

Don’t hide your love from the world

https://theorigamiphoenix.tumblr.com/post/171926091415/lmaonade-i-really-really-try-hard-to-avoid

1. Business children

Aw, that’s absolutely terrifying.

https://shapeshiftinterest.tumblr.com/post/159404545902/agender-plant-sharingwritingprompts-a-huge

We hope those sweet and sweet-ish posts put a little pep in your step. Remember to share the love today – everybody could use a little bit of a boost.

What’s your favorite kind of content to find on Tumblr?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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A “Karen” Tried to Scam a Free Meal Until She Realized Who the Owner Was

In case you haven’t heard, a “Karen” is an entitled, usually middle-aged woman who complains to authority figures about others’ behavior.

This particular Karen decided that her complaint to the manager would get her a free meal. She couldn’t have been more off-base in her assumption, specifically as it concerned the owner.

A friend of his begins the story:

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With help from his dad, the man was able to open the restaurant in the perfect location, and it was a smashing success right out of the gate. Everything was going well, until Karen showed up with her husband.

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Right away, the owner, who was also the server, knew she was going to be a problem—the complaints began as soon as she sat down. Initially, he played along .

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He knew he couldn’t keep his composure for long—so did she and, sensing a potential free meal, increased her demands.

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She asked for the manager, as Karens often do. He brought someone over to take on the role.

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She could have won an Academy Award for the story she told.

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The “owner” and the server couldn’t keep up the ruse for long. They broke character.

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The real owner came clean, and Karen was finally speechless.

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Redditors who work in restaurants loved how this story ended, and the person who told it also had a bit of an update.

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They deal with customers who try to scam free meals all the time and say restaurant owners are usually oblivious to this behavior because they’re not on the floor.

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Workers shared that this also occurs in fast food places. Even though they’re a lot cheaper, free is free to some people.

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Are you a resturant worker? Share your stories of terrible customers below!

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Add Some Spice to Your Life With Totino’s Takis Fuego Mini Snack Bites

Break out the fire extinguisher—Totino’s is creating another late-afternoon snack legend in a collab with Takis to make Takis Fuego Mini Snack Bites.

Similar to the binge-worthy pizza rolls that you remember, these also bite-sized and are an ideal snack any time of day. However, these have added extra kick—they are coated in Takis Fuego seasoning with creamy mozzarella cheese on the inside, which oozes out once they’re cooked.

Needless to say, people are excited.

While these have more of a kick than the pizza rolls do, they are infused with lime, so you won’t completely scald your month to the point you can’t taste anything. If you can’t handle the spice, you can also dip the Bites in ranch or blue cheese as you would hot wings.

Takis Fuego Mini Snack Bites are a breeze to make. Just pop them in the microwave for a minute and a half or, if you want extra crunch, in a 425-degree oven.

If you already love Totino’s Pizza Bites and Takis Fuegos, then you’re in for a real treat. Not only will they satisfy your pizza cravings, but they’ve got you covered for all your spicy snack needs.

They are available at mainstream retailers everywhere and come in packs of 60 for about $5. That’s a lot of bites for a low price, and spicy snack lovers everywhere are rejoicing!

Have you tried Takis Fuego Mini Bites yet? Let us know in the comments below!

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Here Are Some of the Best Tumblr Posts of All Time

You’re in for a real treat today, because we’ve got 15 of the best Tumblr posts OF ALL TIME.

This list was compiled by a team of researchers working ’round the clock for years, sifting through the millions of posts available and weighing their characteristics on a detailed table of qualities and I’m totally making all of this up.

There’s way too many posts on Tumblr to make that kind of list. This one is pretty much random. But it’s got some great ones on it!

Here without further ado are the fifteen greatest Tumblr posts of all time, maybe.

15. Squawk and spook

The bird is the word, and the word is surprise.

https://theshitpostcalligrapher.tumblr.com/post/187010860246/i-feel-like-youll-appreciate-this-photo-i-took

14. Hair raising tales

When retail goes wrong.

https://kkkkkcuf.tumblr.com/post/41812181684/ragingbomer-ragingbomer-so-we-had-3-bottles

13. Pinchy pupper

We come for pets.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/612521161532784640

12. I am gross

Thanks, I hate it.

https://daovihi.tumblr.com/post/130489159187/magicalgirlwandamaximof-dekutree

11. Prasin’ raisins

You think Jesus doesn’t appreciate a little variety now and then?

https://theoneandonlywhitetiger.tumblr.com/post/182088898811/biglawbear-pastel-lavender-shiraglassman

10. Hecko gecko

“Let’s get this bread.” – the dearly departed

https://images-that-are-only-cursed.tumblr.com/post/182463192510/the-geico-lizard-our-brethren-die-for-the

9. What a fun guy

Didn’t need anything new to have nightmares about, but thanks anyway.

https://itsafckingsnickersbar.tumblr.com/post/184303261288/miaislying-personsonable-miaislying

8. Phone at the feet!

Is that cheese slice even out of its wrapping?

https://hbmmaster.tumblr.com/post/153904177258/wearejustvisiting-lady-dainty-wroughtornot

7. Happy little clouds

There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents.

https://aw-a-ke.tumblr.com/post/146025721481/trombono-chen000-chen000-how-to-draw-a

6. Quite a dilemma

You may think you know where this is going but I promise you, you don’t.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/189673180718

5. Pass it on

This is musical collaboration at its finest.

https://thosefunnyones.tumblr.com/post/190234230680/she-was-poetry-but-he-couldnt-read-his-name

4. The hurt locker

What beautiful mind could lead to the creation of such a thing?

https://mosticonicposts.tumblr.com/post/189919839407/robotz-certified-iconic-post

3. Understandable

Sad to learn that all forms of communication have been sullied by these nightmares.

https://carodoodles.tumblr.com/post/131333079352/mugasofer-mad-yet-glad

2. Bee yourself

Crazy how nature do that.

https://epoxyconfetti.tumblr.com/post/147941919831/thebeeresponsibleforthishoney-may-this

1. They grow up so fast

“Leave me alone, Meredith” is a sentence never before spoken by anyone without a mortgage.

https://acepalindrome.tumblr.com/post/189890842513/my-brother-decided-to-teach-his-two-and-a-half

There they are. The greatest posts that God himself ever wrote. Or at least…I dunno, they’re pretty good.

What do you think of our rankings? Would you add another in there?

Tell us in the comments.

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Great Memes to Make You Dream of Memes

Hi!

Do you dream of memes?

When you lay your head down on the pillow at night and drift off into that unsolid place, is it memes that you see? Memes of your past, memes of your present, and memes that are yet to be?

Then you, my friend, are a true meme visionary, and that is a gift that must be fostered and nurtured within you. We can help.

Look over these ten random memes. Let them feed your soul, and awaken the meme dreams we know are within you.

13. Extreme chill

You can go ahead and extend that prediction to the majority of the year.

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12. My story will go on

“Look, Rose, that’s great, but we asked about the diamond…”

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11. Spin the wheel

Just like the board game, I’ve lost all the little pieces that make the thing workable.

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10. Ain’t nothin’ but a heartbreak

You’re now singing this song as loudly as you can.

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9. Chonky boi

Let the thiccness flow through you.

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8. Powdered pleasure

That all starts tomorrow, fry me up whatever you’ve got.

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7. Who knew?

I swear at this point owls are just messing with us.

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6. Fast feels

I’m sure a few carbs will set everything right.

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5. Hell yeah

It’s hot and I expect my gift.

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4. Waking up is hard to do

Just five more minutes. Then hours.

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3. Moewji board

“I think it’s working but none of us can read.”

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2. Water of life

Next best thing to just sticking your head under the sink.

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1. Killer facts

I’m about to make everybody at this party reeeeaaaal uncomfortable.

Via: someecards

With the power of these memes inside you, you are ready to begin your journey to become the greatest memelord the world has yet known.

Where else do you get good memes?

Share your secrets in the comments.

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10 Memes For the Hot Messes Out There

We hope you’re having a good weekend. Or wait…is it the weekend? Or is it Wednesday? Or…February? I don’t know, I’ve honestly had a hell of a day, and it feels like just another one in a long series. But I’m doing my best – I’m hanging in there! And so are you!

And if we’re both kind of a hot mess, who cares? Most of the world is. That’s why we’ve got all these memes about it.

Here are ten memes to help you celebrate the hot mess that you are.

10. Great lengths

We’re all doing what we’ve gotta do.

9. Relationship goals

Call me crazy but I think I might be getting mixed signals here.

8. Rev me up

It’s all theatre of the imagination, baby.

7. Text dilemmas

So much is lost when you can’t see the weird look on my face.

6. Snack attack

I am an endless innovator of munchie turduckens.

5. Blacked out

She seems so nice at first…then it begins…

4. Promises, promises

Ok, a couple of bottles can’t hurt.

3. Big night

Kinda looks like paradise to me.

2. Bang for your buck

Time is the enemy. Time and bladders.

1. Mixed drinks

It’s a feeling I like to call “productively turnt.”

Now that we’ve all admitted that we’re just winging it here, I propose a toast. To us. May we always remember…what we were about to toast.

How are you hanging in there lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Random Memes From the Wonderful World of Meme Land

Are you ready?!?!

Behold – the power of memes.

Just a little bit of text and some random pictures can transform your entire mindset for a brief moment.

They can transport you to a different world – the world of memes, where life is dank, and troubles are laughed at, because everything is laughed at, because memes.

Come travel with me into this mystical land with these ten landmarks of the Random Meme Kingdom (memedom?).

10. Little stinker

Cat’s got your everything.

9. Eight rules, nine lives

I am Jack’s hissing furry rage.

8. Wubba-lubba Dub Dub

The new season is getting out of control.

7. Can’t take the heat

We’d like to have a word with the proprietor of this establishment, please.

6. Spooky skip-ahead

Lol like we’re even gonna have Halloween this year.

5. Now hear this

Tina’s got the sass to fill a room.

4. It is your birthday

This is a cake. We offer celebration.

3. Super sweet

I’m not even gonna comment on this one. You can’t make me.

2. Fall into it

Call me when the sun goes away and the leaves do their pretty death thing.

1. Nothing but the tooth

Kid’s gonna grow up to be the most cut-throat lawyer in the tri-state area.

What a wonderful journey we’ve been on together. Come back again sometime soon, we have more treasures from the land of meme to share!

What’s your favorite place to find new memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Weird Memes that Demand an Explanation

There are some questions out there that we may never be able to answer.

Questions that, despite our insatiable appetite for knowledge and our dogged determination to investigate, may simply elude us for as long as we are we. Questions such as, “How exactly did the universe begin?” “Are there others out there like us?” “What is the nature of consciousness?” and “Why do these memes exist?”

These are conundrums inside puzzles inside riddles inside dreams. And though we may never fully understand them, that shouldn’t stop us from trying. Examine these memes for yourself, and see if you can determine why they are here.

10. Drawing the line

When Justice calls, he zones it.

9. Long and elegant

They must have a good electrician on site because that thing is well hung.

8. Bon appetit

Ah, this. I don’t like this.

7. Toying with emotions

You are a sad, strange little man.

6. Crutch in clutch

Gotta have those kicks no matter what.

5. Catch up with the times

This is done in defiance of God himself.

4. Did what work?

Seriously, what was the goal here?

3. Unsolved mysteries

Who needs sleep anyway?

2. Heavy sleeper

I don’t put up with nobody’s sheet.

1. Aquatic pride

Isn’t the other major Christian symbol a fish anyway?

Who made these? Why are they here? What purpose could they possibly serve? We certainly don’t know yet. But maybe…one day…it will all become clear.

What’s your favorite place to investigate memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets That Wax Nostalgic for Old School Pizza Hut

2020 has unexpectedly given us time to look back at things we miss from childhood, and Pizza Hut as it used to be is one of them.

Yes, Pizza Hut is very much is still in existence. However, in decades past, it was a sit-down restaurant that was more slow service than fast food. Come with us to remember the sights, sounds, and smells of sizzling pizza in a cast iron pan, and ice-cold Pepsi, a yummy salad bar and hours of video game fun.

Let’s start with this delicious legend:

The restaurants looked a lot different.

We’d kill for one of these lamps!

They gave off that old school Italian restaurant vibe.

We can almost taste the macaroni salad side—yum!

These glasses kept your Pepsi extra cold too.

He’s right; it had a certain unforgettable taste to it.

Pizza Hut taught some of us how to read.

If you want to teach kids to read today, this is the way to do it!

You got a serious bang for your buck.

And all the video games you could possibly stand.

People that haven’t experienced old school Pizza Hut don’t know what they’re missing.

Even today’s Pizza Hut agrees. You know what you have to do guys!

There are so many things like this that we miss, we don’t even know where to begin. Wouldn’t it be great to revisit Pizza Hut as it was just one more time?

What are some places you’re nostalgic for? Let us know in the comments below!

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