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Jimmy Fallon Asked People to Share the Funniest Things They’ve Overheard While Stuck at Home

Just because most of us aren’t going out regularly and are stuck at home with the same people day in and day out, that doesn’t mean there’s not funny stuff going on.

There’s your family, your roommates, your delivery people, Zoom meetings, and a bunch of other interesting ways you can eavesdrop on people – and these 16 people have overheard some pretty funny stuff.

So, Jimmy Fallon recently asked the following question…

And boy did he get some answers…

16. This is just so wholesome.

Trust kids to even make Zoom cute.

15. Good, I’ve missed B.C.

Since it’s B.C.E. now, you know (history nerd here).

14. You have to have a certain number of signatures to get out.

And you can’t ask your family, because they definitely want to get rid of you.

13. Nobody wants that to happen.

It’s one of the only perks of this entire thing.

12. The answer to this question is obviously always yes.

It matters not how old you are.

11. I hope this is just the sort of relationship they have.

Otherwise I feel like it’s a cry for help.

10. Now there’s an idea.

I like the outside the box thinking.

9. She’s not wrong.

But she’s still gonna have a rude awakening when this is all over some day.

8. Okay fine it’s funny.

And sad and funny idk either.

7. This just makes me sad all the way around.

But I’m still keeping my dog inside for her own good, too.

6. I have no idea what this means.

You gotta keep people on their toes, I guess.

5. It’s the little things that get you going these days.

Like being able to sing this tweet, for instance.

4. We all wish we hadn’t overheard that.

There are only 50 states still, right?

3. Oh, no what a shame.

And I bet she just couldn’t get back on, either.

2. Yeah, I love my family but I could think of a few.

Idris Elba. Derek Jeter. Zac Efron. Kristen Bell…

1. All the way down.

Because I don’t think we’ve found the bottom yet.

These really just tickled my funny bone – I hope they got yours, too.

What’s the funniest thing you’ve overheard recently? Share it with us in the comments!

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Jimmy Fallon Asked Viewers for Their Best #QuarantineQuotes and These Folks Delivered

Jimmy Fallon tosses hashtags out to his viewers and asks for them to basically write his jokes for him, and even though he – like other comedians these days – is doing his show from home, people are still coming through.

Like these 14 people, who showed up with some truly hilarious quotes from their time cooped up at home.

14. How about neither, because nothing is wrong with you!

Seriously, though, if you have a problem, get help.

13. Hahahaha what on earth.

I wonder if Mom knows?

12. She’s just trying to save you the embarrassment.

And also her career.

11. I’m sure you still look beautiful.

Because no one should care what you weigh.

10. Mind your business is the best advice a mother can give, honestly.

Maybe we should do a fire drill at my house.

9. I don’t feel like I need to add anything here.

It’s really funny, though, right?

8. The ratty ones just won’t do for that work call tomorrow.

What would people think?!

7. That’s not something my parents would have ever said when I was in high school.

I was suuuuper popular, y’all.

6. There’s only one way to find out.

But you can always try again tomorrow.

5. Because sometimes it’s just really hard to wait until after bedtime.

And also no one has a bedtime anymore.

4. A lot less “winning money,” though.

And also less fun. Admit it.

3. Username checks out.

But I mean, she’s not wrong.

2. I assume you said thank you.

And then maybe cried yourself to sleep.

1. Hahahaha bless his heart.

It’s so sweet that he thinks he’s going to school.

 

This was exactly what I needed today, y’all! How about you?

Do you have something funny to add to the list of quotes? Share it with us in the comments!

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