12 Wordsmiths Who Lit People up With Fierce Comebacks

It’s not often you get to witness somebody say something so stupid online and then see one of the wittiest comebacks ever… but here we are.

These 12 expert wordsmiths out there saw their moment and took their shot.

So here are 12 of the best comebacks of all time. Enjoy!

1. This gives new meaning to “I researched it.”

Just wow. We are in awe.

For people that ‘research’ stuff on youtube from MurderedByWords

2. You just can’t win.

Seriously, chill out.

Ain’t no right way from MurderedByWords

3. She got schooled.

Pun intended.

Taken to school. from MurderedByWords

4. Aunt Peggy for the win.

We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy.

Pour one out for Aunt Peggy from trashy

5. Like looking in a mirror.

Oh boy, that’s embarrassing.

Ironic that this happened on this sub from MurderedByWords

6. She’s not just about fast food, ladies and gentlemen.

Who uses that as an insult anyway?

Wendy’s is at it again from MurderedByWords

7. Shot down.

Nope, not gonna happen dude.

Ummm yeah that’s a big yikes from Cringetopia

8. Don’t mess with the people who have the police records.

This is just an A+ comeback. Wow.

Guy isn’t exactly wrong about the city, but the city wasn’t havin’ it from MurderedByWords

9. Please, just sit down now.

This is just too, too good.

Now sit your ass down, Stefan. from MurderedByWords

10. That’s gonna leave a mark.

Parents with the last word!

Holy hell! Call the morgue from MurderedByWords

11. Funny how that works.

And that’s what we call a perfect shut-down, everybody.

Murdered nice mask wearing from MurderedByWords

12. True perfection.

There has never been a more perfect burn, ever.

Imagine that from MurderedByWords

What’s your favorite burn of all time? Or are there comebacks you wish you’d thought of during the middle of an argument? We’d love to hear from you!

Let us know in the comments!

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Here Are Some Punny Jokes for You to Enjoy!

This is what I’m talking about! I love a good pun!

It’s just so much fun, isn’t it?

Do you wanna get punny? Do you wanna get funny?

Well then, let’s go!

1. I get it!

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2. This brings me a lot of pleasure.

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3. This one took me a second…

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4. Follow the directions.

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5. They’re right, though.

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6. I think I’m sick.

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7. You’re scaring me, too.

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8. That’s a zinger!

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9. High crimes.

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10. This one took some work.

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11. Cut the shit.

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12. This is great.

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Man, I love me a good pun!

Those sure did hit the spot, huh?

Share some of your favorite puns in the comments! Let’s see what ya got!

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15 Tweets That Should Please All the English Majors out There

These posts sure are lit.

English lit, that is!

Those English majors sure are a punny bunch, aren’t they? If you one of these folks or maybe you just merely identify with them, you will enjoy these tweets.

You may proceed!

1. That’s very true.

2. Time to unpack.

3. Maybe they had a few too many?

4. Oh, here we go…

5. Not gonna make it.

6. That’s much better.

7. Don’t ask me.

8. A lot to read…

9. He is pretty good, I must say…

10. Might want to wait on that a little while…

11. Is that really E.E. Cummings?

12. Funny how that works.

13. No symbolism here, unfortunately.

14. That’s high praise.

15. Oh, it’s lit alright.

Okay, I’m gonna say it…NERD ALERT.

But don’t take it as an insult! I’m one of you!

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15+ Puns That Are Too Damn Punny

It drives my wife absolutely INSANE, but I am an absolute pun fanatic. A “punatic,” if you will. A good pun is a truly terrible thing to waste in my opinion, and these ones are all great!

Let’s go!

1. Mmmmm, liquorice…

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2. Because they don’t like to laugh.

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3. Doggone funny!

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4. Marriage material!

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5. These should be everywhere!

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6. OMG!

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7. Tooth hurty! ?

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8. I’ll have what she’s having.

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9. I think he did come back.

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10. Hey now!

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11. It does mean a lot. Literally.

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12. Less than a fraction…

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13. The right thing to tell somebody who sends you this.

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14. Oh boy…

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15. The best mowers ever.

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16. They’re both great at storage.

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17. Ohhhhhh sheeeeeeeeetttttt

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Brb, DYING!

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