Funny Tweets About How Homework Is Absolute Hell

I dreaded homework when I was a kid. DREADED IT.

I’d put it off…and then put it off some more, until I reached the point of no return. It’s called procrastination, and it’s an art form, people.

These funny tweets about homework might bring back some painful memories from your childhood…

1. Sure it is!

2. Can’t say no to that.

3. Don’t ask me.

4. Emotional breakdown.

5. Here’s another example.

6. Literally anything else sounds better than that.

7. Oh, it’s gonna be like that?

8. Didn’t go as planned.

9. You did what you had to do.

10. Sure you are…

11. The important stuff.

12. Option B seems better.

13. That’s what friends are for.

14. Wouldn’t that be nice?

15. Leave it up to God.

Cheers to no more homework.

EVER!

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Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for the Procrastinator in All of Us

We previously featured some creative and clever homemade Halloween costumes made by overachievers. Today, we’re featuring the opposite: costumes that someone clearly threw together at the very last minute. The kind of costume you get when you forget it’s Halloween and grab whatever’s available.

A few of these costumes have the sort of simple charm that makes people regret spending $400 on their ultra-realistic Voldemort costume. But most are laughably awful, not even worthy of an honorable mention in a costume contest.

Hey, I don’t judge. This will absolutely be me in a couple weeks.

1. Candy “Rappers”

Photo Credit: Bloomjoy Collective

Get it?! Because “rappers” rhymes with “wrappers”! Not only does this costume involve wordplay, it gives you an excuse to scarf down 50 pieces of candy in one sitting.

2. 50 Shades of Grey

Photo Credit: Bloomjoy Collective

Minimal effort, minimal hassle. Unless you count the fight with the Home Depot guy for taking too many paint samples.

3. Salt and Pepper

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This is the sort of costume that will have everyone at the party coming up to you and asking what the hell it is. Are you guys…Salmonella and Puberty?

4. Pigs in a Blanket

Photo Credit: Bloomjoy Collective

Not bad!

5. Identity Thief

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Is she an identity thief, or is she a woman with 14 different personalities? Either way: fun!

6. Weatherman in a hurricane.

Photo Credit: Bloomjoy Collective

Partly cloudy with a chance of SUCCESS!

7. God’s gift to men/women.

Photo Credit: call_me_ak

Hopefully men/women kept the receipt.

8. American tourists.

Photo Credit: Bloomjoy Collective

Does Paris have a TGI Friday’s? These two know!

9. Audrey Hepburn

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A great way to reuse that dress from your great aunt’s funeral.

10. Rosie the Riveter

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Easy! All you need is a denim shirt, a bandana, and a can-do attitude.

11. Red Box movie rentals

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This costume’s cheap, easy, and requires no planning whatsoever–just like renting from Red Box!

12. When life gives you lemons…hold up the lemons and shrug?

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Is she supposed to be the entire saying, or is she supposed to be life itself, about to give someone lemons? I’m confused. D minus.

13. Ariel from The Little Mermaid, moments after arriving on land.

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Nice and simple. Just make sure you wash your bedsheet first.

14. A ceiling “fan”

Photo Credit: taytadz

2018 Inductee into the Groaner Hall of Fame.

15. Error 404: Costume Not Found

Photo Credit: Bloomjoy Collective

Fellow procrastinators, we’ve found our patron saint.

 

 

h/t: Bloomjoy Collective and Pop Sugar

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