10+ Tweets for When You’d Rather Do Anything But Work Out

If you like to skip leg day, arm day, and all the other days at the gym, then these 13 tweets are for you.

Nobody likes to work out. Sure, there are people who say they do, but we all know they’re just liars who want to seem cooler and healthier than us. And we’re not buying it.

1. Melt your cares (and your cheese) away.

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2. Shed those dream-calories!

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3. The best-laid plans…

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4. Classic.

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5. So foolish.

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6. It knows the truth.

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7. Nothing says relaxation like a racing heart and tons of sweat.

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8. Whoa, slow down!

9. Totally valid.

10. It does in our book.

11. So close, yet so far.

12. It’s a full-body workout.

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13. It’s important to work out your stomach, too.

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See y’all at the gym! (Jk.)

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18 Food Combinations That Should be Crimes Against Food

While I do agree with some food pairings (turkey and cranberry dressing together on Thanksgiving is a must), there are some food combinations that just go too far.

Take a look at these 18 truly horrendous foods…if you think you can stomach them.

1. Bananas and hard boiled eggs.

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2. Rainbow grilled cheese.

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3. Who knows what could be lurking underneath that chili…

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4. Need some spice in your tea?

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5. Ham and cheese…egg rolls?

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6. Why? Just…why?

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7. When you combine Mexican and Italian cuisine…nobody wins.

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8. This banana and honey on a hot dog bun doesn’t actually look too bad.

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9. A gamer’s dream come true.

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10. Spagetti-o Jell-o? N-o.

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11. This is scarier than Pennywise.

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12. A complete breakfast.

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13. Sushi pizza.

14. Not all puns make good food.

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15. Pickle dogs.

16. Some things just shouldn’t come in tubes.

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17. Pepto pasta. You know you’re gonna need it anyways.

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18. And finally this…pizza?

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Who’s hungry?

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15 Hilarious Tweets About Starbucks

Things going on in Starbucks are always Twitter-worthy.

Check out these observations from funny folks about the goings-on at their local Starbucks.

1. Basic white girl stuff

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2. Hurts, doesn’t it?

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3. A perfect fit

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4. That’s the experience

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5. Kinda sad…

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6. Ummmm….ummmm…

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7. Not a good name

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8. Mine too

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9. Zing!

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10. Now that is genius

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11. No you don’t

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12. The horror!

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13. Well…

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14. Wooooo!

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15. It’s gonna get ugly

Watch what you say next time you get your Pumpkin Spice Latte. Someone might eavesdrop on you and it might end up on social media.

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You Totally Fell For These 20+ Lies from Your Favorite Movies

This might come as a shock to you, but most of our favorite movies are totally “liar, liar, pants on fire!” Some more than others, and the magnitude of the whoppers they tell! It’s almost too much to believe, except it’s true. We wouldn’t lie to you about that.

1. Rachel McAdams didn’t dye her hair blonde for Mean Girls, she just put on a wig and ran with it.

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2. Genovia from The Princess Diaries was totally made up! It doesn’t exist at all, and their pears are probably fake too!

3. That’s Julia Roberts’ head on the Pretty Woman poster, but that hot bod belongs to her body double.

4. Jessie from The Parent Trap wasn’t Jessie at all. She was really named Chessy!

5. In High School Musical, that wasn’t Zac Efron belting out tunes, it was Drew Seely, and Zac still looks a little hurt by it.

6. Ralph Macchio was no kid when he made Karate Kid, he was 22! Makes you wonder if the guys running the All-Valley tournament knew that.

7. Haylie Duff was the singing voice for Isabella in the Lizzie McGuire movie, not Hilary Duff like we were tricked into believing.

8. When Pocahontas and John Smith met, he was 28, and she was only 10! Dude….

9. In A League of Their Own, young Dottie Henson is totally Geena Davis, but old Dottie was Lynn Cartwright. Who knew?

10. That’s not JLo singing in Selena. She did have to go thorough a singing audition, but they went with Selena’s own voice for the movie, and all this time you thought she rocked it.

11. While we’re dishing, Rebecca Ferguson didn’t sing as Jenny Lind in The Greatest Showman.

12. Jack and Rose in Titanic are completely made up. James Cameron pulled them out of thin air. They were never on the Titanic, but the rest of the story is pretty much real.

13. And by the way, those final scenes were shot in  pool that only had water about waist high in most places, and not the ocean as it appeared on film.

14. Just between us, Donny Osmond sang the vocals for Li Shang in Mulan, but it’s a secret!

15. In Sister Act it wasn’t Sister Mary Clarence who was a fake, Sister Mary Robert is the real Sister Mary Fraud! Wendy Makkena, aka Sister Mary Robert, lip synced everything!

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16. In Back to the Future II, Michael J. Fox not only played himself at different ages, he also played Seamus and his own daughter Marlene McFly, too!

17. To make the raptor noises in Jurassic Park, they recorded mating tortoises, and they sound absolutely terrifying!

18. Zachary was the best in Hocus Pocus, and just so you know, he was actually named Thackery! And you thought you knew him well.

19. And while we’re talking about Thackery, Sean Murray played him on screen, but it was Jason Marsden that voiced the cat.

20. It took 48 pigs to play the title role in the film Babe, and that’s a lot of bacon any way you slice it!

21. Forrest Gump may have used real events to tell a story, but Forrest Gump wasn’t a real person.

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22. Also, Forrest Gump doesn’t own the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. Landry Inc. owns the restaurant chain, and Lt. Dan gets nothing.

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23. And if you really want to be blown away… ALL the babies in Rugrats In Paris: The Movie were voiced by women. Elizabeth Daily voiced Tommy Pickles, Kath Soucie voiced Phil and Lil DeVille, Cheryl Chase voiced Angelica Pickles, and Christine Cavanaugh voiced Chuckie Finster.

Even if our favorite movies lie to us, it’s all to keep us entertained, and on some level, we have to thank them for that.

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Kenyan Filmmaker Went to Court So Her LGBT Film Wouldn’t Get Banned

People in the United States, as well as most of the Western world, are used to seeing love stories of all sizes, shapes, and types depicted on the big screen. But this story is a stark reminder of the uphill battle that the LGBT community faces in other cultures.

Recently, Kenyan filmmaker Wanuri Kahiu saw her internationally acclaimed independent film, Rafiki, banned in her home country because of its content. The film features two young women from opposing political backgrounds who fall in love, a storyline that was deemed inappropriate by the Kenya Film Classification Board back in April for “promoting lesbianism.”

Kahiu stood up for herself, her film, and for the LGBT community in Kenya when she filed a lawsuit against the board, claiming the ruling violated her right to free speech and free expression as an artist.

Recently, the High Court ruled in her favor, with Justice Wilfrida Okwany writing, “I am not convinced that Kenya is such a weak society that its moral foundation will be shaken by seeing such a film.” The judge also pointed out that the practice of homosexuality “did not begin with Rafiki.”

The decision means that Kahiu can submit her film for Best Foreign Language Film at the Oscars – although Rafiki has been shown at Cannes, in South Africa, and in Toronto, it must be shown in the country where it was produced for at least seven consecutive days to be eligible for an Academy Award.

Kahiu received the news while waiting to board a flight, and sent this out on Twitter.

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The reactions were happy from her fellow Kenyans, who seemed to agree with the Court’s ruling.

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The classification board, however, remained stubbornly against the ruling in a public statement, noting that although they would comply with the court orders, “it is a sad moment, not only for the film industry, but to all Kenyans who stand for morality, that a film that glorifies homosexuality is allowed to be the country’s branding tool abroad.”

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Their CEO proved equally unmovable with the following Tweet:

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With Kenyans awaiting a potentially landmark ruling on the constitutionality of punishing same-sex intercourse with up to 14 years in prison, the High Court’s ruling in Kahiu’s case could prove telling.

The bottom line in this case, though, was summed up nicely by Dudley Ochiel, Kahiu’s lead attorney:

“The ruling is a win for the freedom of expression and artistic creativity in Kenya.”

Let’s hope it’s not the last.

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Don’t Miss These 10 Great Horror Movie Sequels This Halloween

It’s common knowledge that the sequel is never as good as the original, especially when it comes to horror movies. Even more than regular films, these tend to spawn long franchises that only get worse as the number after the title increases.

But trust me, as a lifelong horror fanatic, I’m here to tell you that there are PLENTY of scary movie sequels that are worth watching.

So grab the popcorn, dim the lights, lock the doors, and check out these quality sequels during this Halloween season. Add your own favorite horror sequels in the comments!

1. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Let’s be honest: the original Nightmare is a classic, the second one is…not very good. But the franchise made a nice comeback in 1987 with Dream Warriors (and features a killer metal song by Dokken). Freddy lives!

2. Creepshow 2 (1987)

Stephen King and George A. Romero, two horror legends, created the original Creepshow in 1982. An homage to the horror comics of the 1950s and 1960s, this anthology of short horror films is a lot of fun. Beware of the blob in the lake!

3. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

How on Earth could George A. Romero follow up his classic Night of the Living Dead? His 1968 film changed the face of horror forever. Well, 10 years later Dawn of the Dead was released, and it is still regarded as the best zombie film of all time. I agree wholeheartedly.

4. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

I actually think Part 2 is a much better movie than the original Friday the 13th. Don’t get me wrong, I like the first one just fine, but I think the second entry in the series is stronger. Jason is on the loose (he doesn’t have a hockey mask yet), killing counselors near Camp Crystal Lake. The body count continues!

5. Evil Dead II (1987)

Sam Raimi shocked the horror world in 1981 with his low-budget gorefest The Evil Dead. In 1987, Evil Dead II smacked audiences right in the face with an even more over-the-top dose of blood, guts, and comedy. A great, slapstick performance by the legendary Bruce Campbell makes this one a true horror classic.

6. The Exorcist III (1990)

The second sequel to the legendary shocker The Exorcist has gained a cult following since its release in 1990. The man who wrote the original book, William Peter Blatty, directed this film starring George C. Scott as an investigator hot on the trail of a (possibly deceased) Satanic serial killer. I remember seeing this in the theater as a young kid and there are some legitimate scares in this one.

7. Final Destination 2 (2003)

The first Final Destination film was a whole lot of film, but the second in the franchise upped the gore and the scares. The opening sequence on a rain-slicked highway is one of the most gruesome scenes I’ve ever seen. Thumbs up!

8. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) 

Everyone talks about how Halloween II, released in 1981, is the best sequel in this classic series, but I have to disagree. Part 4 is atmospheric, creepy, and a return to form for Michael Myers.

9. Aliens (1986)

The original Alien from 1979 is a masterpiece of science-fiction and horror. Aliens arrived 7 years later and is a classic in its own right. James Cameron directed this action-thriller-horror tale with Sigourney Weaver starring as the iconic Ripley.

10. 28 Weeks Later (2007)

The follow-up to 28 Days Later is pretty frightening as well. The opening scene in a farmhouse is especially memorable. Some people even argue that 28 Weeks Later is better than the original.

Happy horror viewing!

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The Fascinating History Behind 10+ Common Phrases

English is one of the strangest languages on the planet. This is partly because its rules are more flexible than in most other languages, but it’s also because of the idioms we frequently employ – phrases that make sense to native speakers (like “it’s raining cats and dogs”) but that are just nonsense when translated literally.

Granted, every language has idioms that are almost impossble to understand without an explanation. But even if you know what they mean, I’m betting that you may not know the origins behind these 12 commonly used phrases – so read on!

#12. “Barking up the wrong tree”

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In English, it means to have misguided thoughts about a certain situation or to be following a false lead, in the case of an investigation of some sort. The phrase is derived from hunting dogs that get confused about where prey has gone and stand barking at the base of an empty tree.

The earliest known use of the phrase as an idiom is in James Kirke Paulding’s Westward Ho!, published in 1832.

#11. “Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater”

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You don’t want to toss the good things out with the bad, is what we mean here, but where does the saying come from? It’s one of those proverb-type phrases that seems to have been around forever, appearing in print in Germany as early as 1512. The expression has been in common use in Germany since at least then and in the United States since the 19th century (appearing for the first time in an essay denouncing slavery, Occasional Discourse on the N*gger Question, published by Thomas Carlyle in 1853).

#10. “Bite the bullet”

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There are a couple of reasons people believe we say “bite the bullet” when what we really mean is to grin and bear down through a situation that we know is going to be unpleasant (i.e. “Bite the bullet and break up with him already”).

One is the more likely, and comes from the practice of putting a shell casing over an aching tooth until you could see a dentist, while the other suggests surgeons in the pre-anesthesia era had patients bite down on bullets to deal with the pain.

The fist recorded use of the phrase as an idiom is in the 1891 book The Light That Failed.

#9. “The whole nine yards”

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If you want to go the whole way, or give your best, you might say you’re going to the whole nine yards. But why? The short answer (you can read a longer one here) is that no one really knows. The earliest print citation is from a 1907 article in an Indiana newspaper, The Mitchell Commercial, which points to WWI or WWII origins and nothing older.

#8. “Give him the cold shoulder”

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It means, of course, ignoring or being unwelcome toward a person you’re angry at or disenchanted with. The colloquial origin story is this: visitors who were welcome would be given a hot meal, while unwelcome guests received only a cold shoulder of mutton. The story is repeated in several texts but there’s no actual evidence to state that’s where it came from (though at this point, we might as well accept it).

The first reference to the phrase in print was in 1816’s The Antiquary.

#7. “Break the ice”

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We use it to mean a way to get past initial discomfort in meeting a new person or people in order to work together or develop a friendship.

The phrase comes from a time when incoming cargo or passenger ships could get stuck in icy waters, and the receiving country would send out small ships to literally break up the ice so the larger ships could make their way to shore.

The first figurative use of the phrase dates way back to a 1579 translation of Plutarch’s Lives of the Noble Grecians and Romanes, by Sir Thomas North.

#6. “Bury the hatchet”

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It means to take the “hatchet,” or the conflict between two people, and bury it – or let it go. Unlike many things attributed to Native America lore, this phrase did actually originate from their traditions. Hatchets were buried by the chiefs when they came to a peace agreement.

The practice is suggested as early as 1644, but the earliest explicit mention comes in The History of the Five Indian Nations of Canada, published in 1747.

#5. “Turn a blind eye”

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We turn a blind eye when we purposely look away from facts, evidence, or something bad going on to make things easier for ourselves. The idiom is popularly believed to come from a historical situation in which a British Admiral who had one actually blind eye used his lack of vision as an excuse to “not see” a signal requesting he stand down in an attack on Danish ships.

According to a biography of his life, his words as he put the spyglass to his blind eye were “You know, Foley, I have only one eye – and I have a right to be blind sometimes. I really do not see the signal.”

The first usage as an idiom was in Francis Lathom’s Men and Manners, published in 1800 – which predates the aforementioned battle by a year, so…

#4. “Butter him up”

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Now we use the phrase to mean to flatter someone in order to secure their help or alliance, and the origin isn’t much different: ancient Indians used to throw balls of butter at statues of gods and goddesses in order to secure their favor.

#3. “Caught red-handed”

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To be caught red handed means you’ve been busted in the act of doing something wrong. It’s a rather straightforward allusion to a murderer or poacher having actual blood on their hands when caught. The term originates from Scotland, with the term “red hand” dating back to their Acts of Parliament of James I in 1432 and continuing through the 15th and 16th centuries.

#2. “Rub the wrong way”

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If someone rubs you the wrong way, they bother you or give you a bad feeling that you can’t easily explain. Some think it’s derived from early Americans requesting their floors be rubbed the right way to avoid streaks, but popular theory says it refers to petting a cat tail to head instead of the other way and earnings its displeasure in the process.

#1. “Mad as a hatter”

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This one is unfortunate, for those who worked in haberdashery (hat making) for much or all of their lives. We use it as a way to describe people who are completely crazy, and it’s because hat makers used to use mercury in the felt they worked with and often went “mad” – terrible shyness, irritability, and tremors – as a result.

 

I hope you learned something new today!

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FAFSA Applications Just Opened, And Twitter is Having a Heyday

If you’ve gone to college in the U.S., chances are you’ve applied for student aid using the free application for federal student aid – aka FAFSA. That is, of course, unless you have ridiculously wealthy parents.

FAFSA applications open on October 1, and Twitter attempted to make this process a bit less painful by having some fun. They’re calling out applicants who are applying for aid despite living a suspiciously lavish lifestyle, saying “I’m telling FAFSA.” Here are 10 of the best tweets:

10. Winter Break

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9. Tech

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8. Looks

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7. Tats

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6. Apps

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5. Chicken Biscuits

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4. Coffee

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3. …fanny packs?

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2. Tix

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1. Yes plz

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What are you telling FAFSA?

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“Today Years Old” Is a Meme That’s Sure to Teach You Something

Have ever found out a simple detail about the world around you that you can’t believe you didn’t know before now? Well, you’re not alone. One of the latest memes to take the internet by storm is “today years old,” where people post things they learned today that have changed the way they look at the world, their childhood, products, or life in general. Essentially, they’re tidbits of knowledge that should be common but are somehow…not.

Read through this list of 15 good ones, and I bet you’ll have your mind blown at least once!

#15. Trying this ASAP.

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#14. Love.

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#13. If you could see my face right now…

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#12. Interesting.

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#11. Stealing this rtfn.

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#10. Wait, seriously?

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#9. I guess it had to stand for something?

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#8. I don’t want to know if this is true or not.

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#7. Am I wrong, or is this adorable?

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#6. A modern revelation for you.

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#5. I guess he was okay with it?

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#4. Shatner either loves or hates this.

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#3. It’s like he’s a real person now.

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#2. It’s kind of abstract, to be fair.

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#1. Imma use it even more now.

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Ok, I learned a lot just now…

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These Funny ‘Slutty Witch’ Comics Will Get You in the Halloween Spirit

Meet Elizabeth Pich & Jonathan Kunz, the dynamic duo responsible for the delightfully dirty and dark comic strip about an honest “Slutty Witch.”

The artists talked about their creation:

“The character was spooking around in our heads for a while. We’d been wanting a slutty, empowered female character for some time. ‘Slut’ and ‘witch’ are two words that have been reclaimed and redefined to represent aspects of femininity such as freedom and power. We liked that.

She definitely knows what she wants and takes no shit from anybody. She’s also open-minded and a good friend. She reminds us of a lot of kick-ass women we know. Her only vice? Probably all the hot, distracting sex she’s having.”

Take a look at these comics. I think you’ll laugh and gasp at the same time.

1.  That’s one trick she can do

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2. Don’t psychoanalyze me

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3. Girls’ night!

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4. True story

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5. LOL

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6. Time for dinner

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7. Let’s end with the best one

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Are those good, or what? I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot more of the Slutty Witch in the future.

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