People Discuss the Unrealistic Things in Movies That Really Bother Them

I have a very distinct memory of watching the movie Speed at the theater when I was younger.

It was really exciting, and when the part when the out-of-control bus being driven by Sandra Bullock jumped that HUGE section of highway and landed safely on the other side happened, two older gentlemen sitting in front of me started dying laughing because of how unrealistic it was…

But I was pretty young and didn’t pick up on the ridiculousness of it at the time, so their laughter hurt my feelings. And it ruined my life. And apparently, I’m still not over it…

The point is that all kinds of wacky things happen in movies.

AskReddit users opened up about unrealistic things in movies that really get on their nerves.

1. Painful.

“People who yank out their IVs.

I tugged on mine once and I f*cking cried.”

2. Seems like you’re doing fine.

“Working as a waitress, or some other near minimum wage/poverty wage job and having excessive time off and money and things like huge houses.”

3. He’s fine.

“The standard car flips over five times and catches on fire and every single time, Vin Diesel walks out unscathed.”

4. Doesn’t happen.

“Finding car keys “hidden” behind a car’s sun visor.

I don’t know a single real human who has ever used this method when stashing keys.”

5. Found it!

“People Googling exactly what’s happening to them and getting the answers they’re looking for. Happens a lot in scary movies.

A house is being haunted by the ghost of a tall man, and the owners Google “Tall man ghost” and find exactly the article that explains who the ghost is and what happened to him.”

6. No problem!

“”I need information from this computer.”

Tech guy runs over and starts hammering wildly on the keyboard, “I’m in!”

The keyboard is plugged into a xbox, and the OS is windows 2000.”

7. Let’s have a look…

“The fight or flight response doesn’t seem to exist in horror movies.

If I come across a friend’s dead body in the woods, my first instinct isn’t to investigate the scene.

I am getting the f*ck out of there and calling the police.”

8. What could it be?

“Most people in real life know what zombies and vampires and such are, but in a lot of movies people act all perplexed like “what the heck is THIS new monster thing?”

And scratch their heads…”

9. I like beer.

“When someone asks for a beer, they never specify what kind of beer they want but the bartender always seems to give them the right one.”

10. Not accurate.

“Why is Africa always depicted as nothing but dirt roads, bush and animals?

I live in Africa and have never had an elephant strolling by my window or a giraffe eating through my kitchen window.

Also, we have some really nice houses, not just huts. We also have high rise buildings, blue flag beaches, five star resorts, world standard airports (not just the dirt strips you see in movies) and much more!

And don’t get me started on the “African/Wakanda” accent they used in Black Panther….”

11. Hmmm…

“When they try to casually slip in something that you just know will be crucial later on in the film.

Like someone saying to the hero, “how’s that online course in lock picking going ?”

You know he’ll be picking a lock at some point later .”

12. Funny.

“Dressing room montages.

You waited for the last possible minute to buy that outfit you need (it’s going to change your life!) you’re not going to be laughing and goofing around in the dressing room.

You’re going to be going, “It doesn’t fit!” while your mom stands outside the door saying, “Do you think a different size would work? Do you want me to ask if they have a 12?” “NO I HATE IT THERE’S NOTHING HERE I’LL NEVER FIND ANYTHING I’M NOT GOING TO THE PROM”.”

13. This is true.

“In a horror movie, everyone acts insanely stupid.

No one ever believes each other, they go outside to investigate a loud noise when there’s been a string of murders, etc.

“Our best chance is if we split up”.”

14. All of this stuff.

“Getting a parking spot right in front of the address in a big city.

Falling 15 feet and then catching yourself by one hand on a tiny protrusion.

A character just enters the house and starts talking. Even when the scene is in an interior room. No doorbell, no getting the door.

Adults walking around an elementary school without being questioned or accosted by staff.”

What unrealistic things in movies really get on your nerves?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know!

Please and thank you!

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What Unrealistic Things in Movies Drive You Crazy? Here’s What Folks Had to Say.

I love movies and have since I was young.

But still, even I, as a film lover, admit that there are a lot of unrealistic things we see in movies that tend to happen over and over again.

What unrealistic things in movies annoy you?

Here’s how folks on AskReddit responded.

1. The battle.

“When there are 2 armies marching toward each other in formation but as soon as the battle starts it all breaks up into thousands of 1 on 1 melee duels completely ignoring the importance of unit cohesion, discipline, training, and morale.”

2. Just like in Die Hard.

“People climbing through ductwork to get in between rooms.

Most ducts are not big enough for a person to fit in.”

3. The law.

“Attorneys pacing around during a trial and attorneys approaching the judge without asking.

My personal favorite is when a new, d*mning piece of evidence or witnesses is presented in the middle of trial to the complete surprise of the opposing party.

Like sorry buddy but discovery deadline was a month ago. You should know this.”

4. Blasphemy!

“In medieval/fantasy, whenever there is a siege weapon they fire one shot and then “CHARGE!”

Like, “b*tch it took you a month to erect that trebuchet and you’re only going to fire it once?”

During the siege scene in “The King” they sat around for days and days hurling stones at the castle until the wall finally fell and I was like “Yes. Thank you.””

5. A bunch of weaklings.

“Grip strength.

People hanging off of anything, one handed, for long times, holding on to other people, pulling themselves up.

General population can’t do a pull up.”

6. Headshot.

“Blows to the head knocking someone out for exactly as long as is convenient for the plot with no long term consequences whatsoever.

Even otherwise “realistic” shows and movies are guilty of this. In reality, and blow to the head strong enough to knock you out is likely to cause brain damage or even death.”

7. Awkward!

“Walking up to a microphone and it squeals feedback.

Always.

In reality, that shouldn’t happen unless the sound person is a moron.”

8. Happens all the time.

“Any movie where the villain who is beating the sh*t out of the hero and decides to brag or monologue before killing them, which gives the hero enough time for a sneak attack or for somebody else to intervene.”

9. Isn’t anyone gonna eat?

“The food.

The poor, long-suffering food.

No one eats it. No one enjoys it.

People go to restaurants primarily to order something, have it arrive, and then have an argument and storm out.”

10. Take it easy!

“When people slice the palm of their hand open for a drop of blood.

That sh*t will take FOREVER to heal, just prick your finger.”

11. It’s all bullsh*t.

“Courtroom confessions, but also just courtroom scenes in general.

First, nobody confesses to a crime while on the witness stand at somebody else’s trial. Nobody.

Second, have you been to court? It’s 97% waiting around, 2% wondering if you have time to go to the bathroom, and 1% anything to do with you or your case.”

12. Every time!

“Turning on the TV and what they needed to hear is on TV on the right channel at the right time.”

13. Come on!

“Bad guy receives a mortal wound like a point blank gunshot to the torso or deep knife wound and just lays there bleeding profusely for a minute with the protagonist immediately forgetting about them.

Then is able to somehow stand up and have like an 8 round boxing match with the protagonist before finally being finished off.”

How about you?

What things do you see in movies that really annoy you?

Talk to us in the comments!

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This Son Photoshops His Dad Into Movies and the Results Are Very Funny

I wish I had a better knowledge of Photoshop.

There are so many cool things you can do with it–like digitally insert your dad into culturally relevant moments across both history and cinema

That being said, Instagram user the_dadvent does this rather well.

1. “Hey, Eddie. Is that a rabbit in your pocket…

…or are ya’ glad to see me?”

2. “They can take our land…

…but they’ll never take our…sweater vests?”

3. Dad: We’re not getting a dog?

Dads when they get the dog.

4. The gas mileage on this thing is what!?

“I’m not chipping in. It’s not my fault you missed the exit.”

5. Hey, Point Break.

“Ya’ keep telling me you’re worthy, so how about a haircut and a job? No, no. Don’t give me that God of Thunder nonsense.”

6. Listen up, McFly.

“When this banjo hit 55 miles an hour, you’re going to hear some serious sh*t.”

7. I am unsinkable.

His embrace melts the North Atlantic iceberg of my heart.

8. Junior!

“There’s a fire.”

9. Ayyy, so we singin’?

“I feel like we didn’t have to sing in the rain… And we dance now? In the puddles? Do always wear taps shoes out?”

10. I don’t know what was in that red pill.

“Are you guys seeing all these 1’s and 0’s. I’m maybe not okay with this. Where’s the guy with the pills?”

11. Yippe ki yay.

“Young man, where are your shoes?”

12. Holy local jurisdiction, Batman

“The police just let you do this?”

Have you ever used photoshop to manipulate photos like this? Ever had the urge to let Leo hold you on the bow of the Titanic? Ever taken the time to do it?

Share it with us in the comments so we can legitimize your claim to Leo’s love and ensure you’re not just one of his French girls.

Au revoir. 

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Memes For Women Who Really Need a Laugh

Hey ladies, and girls, and women, and also all other humans! We’ve got memes! That are funny! Would you like to see them? Well you gotta answer my riddle first.

Actually nevermind, I forgot what the riddle was, I was too busy laughing at these memes, here just look at them.

15. Nailed it

Why must the things we love always go?

Via: The Chive

14. King of the jungle

He knew what was up.

Via: The Chive

13. Don’t get it twisted

And he managed that much after like fifty blunts, so.

Via: The Chive

12. Work it out

Well, that’s enough crunches for today.

Via: The Chive

11. Eye see you

When you just gotta put it all on the line.

Via: The Chive

10. Moral support

Nevermind what he did let’s SKIP TO THE GOOD PART.

Via: The Chive

9. Candid camera

Oh totes no effort, just chillin’ with the besties.

Via: The Chive

8. Celebration time

Why is that second one in front of Christmas wreaths?

Via: The Chive

7. All the single ladies

Nobody looks particularly happy to be here.

 

Via: The Chive

6. The best

Totes agreed.

Via: The Chive

5. The highest compliments

Why thank you, you’ve just made my month.

Via: The Chive

4. The French style

I can’t make it…go on without me.

Via: The Chive

3. The feeling

The sheets just hit the fan.

Via: The Chive

2. Just browsing

HOW is this so effectively terrifying?

Via: The Chive

1. Fixer upper

Hey man at least you’ve got a car.

Via: The Chive

Nothing like a solid meme break.

Which meme made you laugh the most?

Tell us in the comments.

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Great Tweets That the Ladies Will Especially Enjoy

We have some high quality tweets for you today, as always, and while we think just about anyone will enjoy them, women in particular will probably get the biggest kick out of this collection.

And I mean that literally. You will kick your legs around, that’s how funny these tweets are. You will destroy the things in the general vicinity of your legs. Please clear the area of of any pets, children, faberge eggs, normal eggs, or computers.

Because it’s about to be kicky time.

10. The thick of it

Well it never hurts to just check and make sure.

9. Skin deep

I’m a dude and my skin has never looked anywhere near this good.

8. Fake it till you make it

Honestly, me neither.

7. The sky’s the limit

Wait, is this true? *furiously googles*

6. Shave and a haircut

Just wrap yourself in a bunch of blankets and mummy yourself through the cold times.

5. Not my type

There’s all kinds of reasons to wine about it.

4. The big stretch

It’s a great way to start / spend half of your day.

3. Bottomless

Sounds like a billion dollar idea if ever I’ve heard one.

2. Reduce, reuse, recycle

Oh totally, I often wear strange flowers on my clothes to normal events.

1. A hair too fast

I don’t know, we can’t stop it, please help.

Those are some quality tweets right there. Did you get kicking? Is everything around you ok?

How would you rate your reaction to those tweets?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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Memes for All the Ladies Out There Who Need a Laugh or Three

Memes are for all of us. And women are everyone. I mean, a part of everyone. Everyone is part woman. For memes. Wait. Let me start over.

*ahem*

These memes are for everybody but you might like them especially much if you’re a woman.

There we go. Got it right that time. Let’s begin.

15. Unimpressive

Just bear with us a moment.

Via: The Chive

14. The million dollar question

I am now realizing to my shame just how little of my media diet comes from women.

Via: The Chive

13. The spot

It’s a secret kind of code, just roll with it.

Via: The Chive

12. By the book

Joke’s on you, those pages are blank.

Via: The Chive

11. Pay respects

If the mascara don’t run, it’s no fun.

Via: The Chive

10. Red alert

Noted, take all the space you need.

Via: The Chive

9. On fire

Just wanted to make sure you were paying attention.

Via: The Chive

8. What a mess

Ah, screw it, I’ve spent too much time on this today already.

Via: The Chive

7. So smooth

I, too, become a naked mole rat.

Via: The Chive

6. Lift me up

A look so iconic and so forgettable.

Via: The Chive

5. Choppy bobs

That’s my new band name.

Via: The Chive

4. All done

Yeah I’d say you pretty much nailed it.

Via: The Chive

3. Periodically

If you’ve got time to lean…I’ll leave you alone.

Via: The Chive

2. Dried up

Don’t even worry about it, it’s fabulous.

Via: The Chive

1. Pity party

Well that sounds…hmm.

Via: The Chive

Did you enjoy those memes? I certainly did.

Which one was the most relatable?

Tell us in the comments.

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Excellent Tweets To Laugh At Anytime

Do you know what time it is! No cheating! No looking at clocks! No checking sundials! No pressing your ear to the earth to become one with its rotation and vibrations, so fully integrating your soul into that of nature that you sense time on a level not felt by our petty societal concerns! None of that!

Give up? It’s Twitter time! See, if you’d been able to look at a clock, it would have told you that.

Sorry, I’m not sure what I’m talking about today. I’m just so excited to look at some funny tweets. Let’s hurry up and do that before I say more nonsense.

10. Fork you

The question is: did you tell her yes?

9. Rest in Greece

That’s a marketing idea you could have sold instead of giving out for free.

8. Just one thing

Or don’t, that’s fine too.

7. Regression jam

Aaaand now I’m doing the very same thing.

6. History in the making

I could use a full book of facts like these.

5. Working it out

Yeah, thanks for that.

4. Pressing pause

I can see the cogs turning behind your eyes.

3. At least I tried

I might have accidentally just made bread.

2. Picture this

Everybody needs to leave this poor man alone, he’s just vibing.

1. A lesson in tolerance

It only gets truer with every year that passes.

And now Twitter time is over. But fear not – it shall strike again soon. When you least expect it.

Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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Things That Gen Z Would Very Much Like Millennials to Know

It’s been fun being a millennial. Just a great ride. Nothing but stable a world and steady prospects and a lot of fun all-around.

I’d say the best part was spending the first 25 years or so of my life hearing the older generation tell me everything that’s wrong with me, and then to spend all the years since listening to the younger generation tell me a whole new set of reasons I suck. Really great. Very cool. A lot of fun.

Gather round, millennials. Let’s find out what we’re doing wrong.

10. Burritos

But only if they’re cold in the middle, because life is disappointment.

9. It’s in the stars

Ok this criticism I’m on board with, very tired of this.

8. ‘Tis the season

Turn the bagel itself into a seasoning and then we’ll talk.

7. What’s shakin’?

Tell that to a dog. Yeah, that’s right, you just insulted dogs. Happy with yourself?

6. Millennial pink

I don’t…I don’t even know what this means.

5. ‘Till death

I mean, being happily married kind of is. Do you know how many of us came up in divorce?

4. Tautologies

I think, therefore I am.

3. Self-burn

Wow, turning yourself in like that. Bold.

2. Watch out

Netflix isn’t so much a personality trait as a survival mechanism now.

1. The real truth

But punch away, kids.

In all seriousness, I’m not actually that salty. Have fun with jabs while they last, Gen Z. Your turn to feel old and irrelevant is coming soon enough.

And keep making astrology uncool. It would be super neat to be done with that.

Are you a millennial? How do you feel about it?

Tell us in the comments.

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Things that Are NOT Personality Traits, so STOP IT Millennials

Some people say that Twitter is worthless, but I don’t think so…

As a Millennial, one invaluable service that I can rely on Twitter to deliver is giving me an endless and comprehensive list of what I should NOT consider to be a personality trait.

I gather these carefully, print them out on my dot-matrix, and compile them into a sort of vision board to help me focus. Or at least I did, until I was informed that having a vision board was not a personality trait, and subsequently burned it in ritualistic fire.

Here are some more things to avoid, lest ye be basic.

10. TikTok hate

It’s gonna be fascinating to see a whole generation of people mortified by their old TikToks once they hit their late 20’s.

9. Mix it up

At least we’re not still putting them on CD’s.

8. The most magical place

When we left childhood only to find that the adulthood promised us was desolate and dead.

7. Every single time

VCR stands for “Very Cool Rad.”

6. What’s cookin’

We were instilled at a young age with a fear of sexy vampires.

5. Mondays

TIL all millennials are living in a Garfield cartoon.

4. Toast to me

It’s true, we chose it over home ownership.

3. You oughta know

That’s not true, for some of us it’s Parks & Rec.

2. The buffet

Please ask permission before you quote me directly.

1. See the world

I get the sense this tweet is supposed to make me feel bad, but from what angle exactly I’m not sure.

So, there you have it. Things that are not personality traits. Do with that information what you will.

Are you a millennial? How do you feel about it?

Tell us in the comments.

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Could “Babe Are You Okay” Be the Defining Meme of Our Time?

Millennials are always checking in with each other.

Gotta keep advocating for mental health, even when we’re living in a time where there’s no normal and no baseline and the notion of sanity is kind of laughable.

Maybe that’s why “Babe are you okay?” has become one of the defining memes of our era.

Take it away, people of Twitter.

15. Curry favor

What and why and what.

14. Sing it

If you look closely enough, you can hear the nothing.

13. It’s a business opportunity

Are you not feeling quite so high up today?

12. Cows

I think if you forget to do that three times your car will actually stop working.

11. Stock up

What is happening to us?

10. Pile on

Yeah, what’s WRONG with you?

9. IT’S BEEN

Threw your arms in the air and said “you’re crazy!”

8. Gotta go fast

At what point were marketers convinced that consumers REALLY wanted to eat Sonic the Hedgehog?

7. Game on

I would do this in my sleep, it’s an unavoidable reflex.

6. Water o’clock

I feel seen and not in a way I’d like to be.

5. Call and response

Are you on auto pilot?

4. Buy buy buy

Did you finally just run out of money?

3. Let ’em know

Spread the word.

2. So touching

That hits hard.

1. Oh well

Isn’t that like the only word we know now?

Babe are you okay? You hardly scrolled through all those tweets.

But seriously, are you okay?

Tell us in the comments. Babe.

No, seriously, we want to know.

Please and thank you.

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