Funny Memes to Help You Get Through Life

No matter how bad things get, we can make it through if we look at memes. As long as you’ve got a kick in your step and a meme in your heart, you can face the harshest of times with smiles and weird references your parents don’t understand. That’s the magic of memes. That’s the beauty of the internet.

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take these fifteen random memes with you. To carry in your soul.

15. Outlive, outlast

I feel like at this point maybe even he is sick of him.

14. Keep your distance

You think they’ll give those vests out to just anybody?

13. Back masking

.drah taht ton s’ti ,ksam nmad ruoy raeW

12. Bands and band aids

Dude, this is my favorite cover.

11. F in the chat

I’m the strong silent type.

10. Chaos reigns

The pen is everywhere.

9. Power to the people

I will shepherd you through this difficult time, and I ask only your fries in return.

8. Brushy brushy

How is this cat 50% eyeball?

7. Cool story

If nothing exploded don’t tell me about it.

6. Coffee breaks

I could live a thousand lifetimes and never understand why people want to post pictures of their drinks.

5. Gotta bounce

Hope you’re ready to have a sore back for the next four years.

4. Baggage handling

These are the projects that are the hardest to manage.

3. It’s a miracle

“You’re welcome.” – Italian Jesus, probably

2. Oh deer

He’d better back the buck up.

1. Rat race

When “wish you would” becomes “God please don’t.”

With memes of that quality, there is nothing in this world you can’t face. Go forth, and take the spirit of memedom with you.

Where’s your favorite place to go to get memes?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Random Twitter Jokes to Make Your Day Better

Ah, Twitter. Where would we be without it?

Scream at each other about politics in person? That’s a lot of work. Plus it’s dangerous. Much safer to do that sort of thing with our thumbs while in the comfort of our own toilet. And of course, Twitter isn’t JUST the home for the world’s most nuanced and productive political discourse, it’s also a place for lots of good jokes, like these!

Here are fourteen random Twitter jokes you can read in the bathroom or wherever.

14. It’s kind of a lot

I literally sweat the entire way there.

13. iDrink

Judging by your use of the word “their,” I’m guessing this would apply to your current state.

12. Never say forever

You can’t trust anybody these days and it’s disgusting.

11. Duck and roll

I’m having a quack snack attack.

10. Bird brained

Like an iceberg, this goes deeper than you can even imagine.

9. Serving up stories

Gotta hit that word count one way or another.

8. Crunching numbers

“It’s like this sophisticated algorithm KNOWS me!”

7. Slice of life

Very brave of her to use her final breath to deliver this news. F in the chat.

6. Fishing for compliments

Yeah but did you see how thoroughly medium-sized the fish was?

5. Checks and balances

(There are functionally identical and much cheaper alternatives to Apple products…just sayin.’)

4. Sweep me off my feet

Well that doesn’t suck.

3. Small talk

I’d choose pasta any day.

2. Key to my heart

How old is that car anyway? Is this kid a time traveler?

1. Scream time

The important thing is that your system works for you.

Without jokes on Twitter, we’d have to find jokes out in the wild like our ancestors did, and that sounds exhausting. So here’s to all the wonderful funny people who continue to supply us with these golden tweets. Keep up the great work.

Who are the funniest people on Twitter in you opinion?

Tell us in the comments.

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‘Dirty Dancing’ Fans Are Finally Getting a Sequel

Dirty Dancing hit big screens in 1987. Since then, it has become one of the most popular romance movies of all time.

Generations of film fanatics have learned the story of Johnny Castle and Frances “Baby” Houseman—famously played by the late Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey, respectively.

Posted by Dirty Dancing on Friday, April 24, 2020

While Dirty Dancing got released in 1987, it still remains as popular as ever. And now, fans of the famous romantic drama will finally see their sequel dream come true.

In a recent earnings call, Lionsgate CEO Jon Feltheimer confirmed that the follow-up to Dirty Dancing is in the works.

Of course, figuring out where the storyline will pick up will be interesting to follow. The hit film saw its two main stars fall in love, but will obviously feature a new lead male actor.

Dirty Dancing was released 26 years ago! What are your favorite moments from the film?

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A second Dirty Dancing film did get released in 2004. However, Havana Nights is considered a prequel since it did not feature either of the two stars from the original movie.

Grey will return for the sequel. Besides starring on-screen, she will also serve as an executive producer.

According to Deadline, Jonathan Levine and Gillian Bohrer will also work on the project, which is based on a screenplay by Mikki Daughtry and Tobias Iaconis.

Imagine being at one of the #DirtyDancing premieres… ? #TBT

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Ultimately, we still don’t know a ton of details, but given the popularity of Dirty Dancing, it’s hard not to get excited about the upcoming sequel.

And with Grey serving as both an executive producer and a star, that will give fans of the famous romantic drama even more reason to visit theaters.

Are you a Dirty Dancing fan? What is your favorite scene from the iconic film?

Tell us more in the comments below!

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The Dark Origins of Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Shops

If you’ve ever enjoyed a pretzel or pretzel bites or cheese from Auntie Anne’s, whether at a mall or an airport, or somewhere else, chances are you haven’t thought much beyond how delicious a snack you’ve procured.

If you had, well…you probably would have been shocked by how Auntie got her start.

Auntie Anne’s actual name is Anne Beiler, and she was raised in the Amish community, where she dropped out of school in eighth grade, then married at 18.

An aunt to over 30 nieces and nephews, she had her own children, too.

One of them, a daughter, was killed in a tractor accident, and when Anne sought help with her grief at church, her pastor r*ped her.

Afterward, he coerced her into a six year sexual relationship, and when Anne finally gathered the courage to out him, things blew up.

He had been doing the same thing to almost every women in their congregation, including every last one of her sisters, and the community eventually ran him out of town on a rail.

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Her husband wanted to open a counseling center where women could seek grief counseling free of sexual manipulation (wtf, y’all), but Anne decided to deal with her grief and betrayal her own way, buying a local pretzel shop that had recently gone out of business.

She threw herself into learning how to make delicious pretzels and run a business, and within a year, had opened seven additional locations.

She used the money to open the grief counseling center, hoping that other women who suffered as she had would not be further traumatized when asking for help.

None of this altered her faith, and recently, she even did a stint on the Museum of the Bible’s board of directors.

She’s a strong woman, no doubt, and even though her pretzels are delicious, I’m sorry all of this had to happen to her for them to become a thing.

One thing’s for sure though…I wouldn’t mess with her. Not for all the pretzel bites in the world.

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‘Pride and Prejudice’ Jokes That Fans Will Truly Love

There are people in the world who still hate on Jane Austen and Pride and Prejudice, but if you as me, it mostly just smacks of either envy or somehow thinking it makes you cool and superior to not like the thing everyone else enjoys.

Because the story, the characters, and the adaptations have endured for so long, there’s really no arguing they don’t have merit!

There are also ample jokes, which of course means you’ve made it, and we really love these 16.

16. I don’t think Jane did, either.

They existed only in her mind.

https://perchancetoshitpost.tumblr.com/post/613310347638620160/jane-austen-creates-mr-darcy-mr-knightley

15. With less costuming, sadly.

I love that the GIF is Colin Firth.

https://books-read-in-nooks.tumblr.com/post/620948450120450048/mr-darcy-im-not-going-to-another-ball-mr

14. I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard.

But here we are.

https://faded-coat-of-blue.tumblr.com/post/190685217564/mr-darcy-the-moment-he-finds-out-he-might

13. It helps more than you would have thought, too.

Especially when you are out of other options.

https://inakingdombythesilversea.tumblr.com/post/614343412621180928/quarantine-mood-walking-aimlessly-around-the

12. That first one is slaying me.

But…I agree with them all.

https://ohhistark.tumblr.com/post/190022926011/the-3-horniest-moments-in-film-history

11. They don’t want any of that.

Not the first time around, anyway.

https://starknesskenobi.tumblr.com/post/612276858663403520/when-your-the-lead-heroine-in-a-classic-literature

10. Talk about playing to your audience.

Or your customers, I guess.

https://anna-rose-by-any-other-name.tumblr.com/post/616874357571174400

9. Proof that some things about romance were better back then.

But no, not most things.

https://inbroadwayvalley.tumblr.com/post/611738939001307136/im-a-modern-woman-and-all-but-the-minute-you

8. The magic of a good book.

It’s like an old friend and a new lover at the same time.

https://fieryartemispublications.tumblr.com/post/616320399721086976/pride-and-prejudice-occupied-in-observing-mr

7. Take note authors and filmmakers everywhere.

It works every single time.

https://barviv.tumblr.com/post/190955003204/you-know-what-im-talking-about

6. How did he suppose that would go over?

Ah, right. He’s Darcy.

https://litausten.tumblr.com/post/621112770697609216/mr-darcys-first-proposal-in-a-nutshell

5. I don’t know about sexier, but…

There’s definitely something about it that gets you going.

https://haniela.tumblr.com/post/614719612865658880

4. Why is this so scarily accurate though.

The Office is just so relatable.

https://books-read-in-nooks.tumblr.com/post/623565221025513472

3. Give me more of it, please.

I will watch it all day long.

https://ceaselesslyinlove.tumblr.com/post/190446228954/two-period-drama-people-glaring-at-each-other-not

2. I mean how dare.

This cracks me up.

https://closetxromantic.tumblr.com/post/624743603067060224/jane-whats-the-first-thing-you-notice-when-a-man

1. Our expectations are high.

Great, even, one might say.

https://closetxromantic.tumblr.com/post/624558058449895424/me-im-strong-and-independent-i-dont-need-love

I’m a fan of the story, and now I’m a fan of these 16 jokesters. Ha!

What’s your favorite P&P funny? Share it with us in the comments!

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Important Academic Lessons From the World of Tumblr

We could definitely learn things by “reading books” or “taking classes” or whatever, but wouldn’t it be more interesting to just scroll through Tumblr until we found some posts that taught us things?

That’s what I do, and now I have an absolute wealth of dubious, fascinating knowledge with which to annoy my friends at parties!

Check out these twelve incredible topics I learned all about from the Humans of Tumblr.

12. Psychiatry and diagnostics

Back in my day, we didn’t have all this dark matter! You kids and your quantum physics!

https://skylitreina.tumblr.com/post/146315694178/roachpatrol-jumpingjacktrash-lark-in-ink

11. Economic theory

Turns out very few of us are happy about anything ever but we all need money. Who knew.

https://sadurie.tumblr.com/post/121639171288/trashrabbits-me-writing-a-resume-hello-im-a

10. Psychology and mortification

This is literally why I cannot watch the first couple seasons of The Office.

https://thedeadflag.tumblr.com/post/619117487517253632/kelssiel-ahaze-vaspider-robotmoxie

9. Currency and debt

It’s almost like we have a system designed to make money trickle up.

https://reesa-chan.tumblr.com/post/169572335264/robstmartin-wagecucks-oh-boy-its-a-fucking

8. Personal motivation

The voice in our head has much to teach us, and I don’t wanna hear a word of it.

https://fauxkaren.tumblr.com/post/155830123889/beyoncepatronus-me-about-to-sleep-my

7. Mexican-Japanese history

I smell a smash hit HBO series in the works.

https://mckitterick.tumblr.com/post/157849162740

6. Biblical literature

Blessed are the meek, for they will have righteous gains.

https://perpetualbbps.tumblr.com/post/145651049389/neutralnewt-bombchel534-why-jesus-ripped

5. Marketing and sexuality

Come on Barbie, let’s go party.

https://muffinsandmatriarchy.tumblr.com/post/159835017105/m00nqueer-ok-this-is-earring-magic-ken-who-was

4. Photography and cultural etiquette

I would buy rice from this man any day of the week.

https://notthatcrowley.tumblr.com/post/156974614674/libertybill-glumshoe-fearwax

3. Literary analysis

Once upon a time…

https://queen-erika-the-songful.tumblr.com/post/190262190610/i-think-now-that-were-in-2017-we-can-stop

2. Locomotion and human enterprise

Can’t stop won’t stop.

https://abstractandedgyname.tumblr.com/post/167895538446/the-universe-okay-youre-a-human-i-gave-you

1. Grammatical structure

I’m going to need this entire post to just get out.

https://hugealienpie.tumblr.com/post/146517700301/thechubbynerd-just-shower-thoughts

I think this list basically counts as some kind of undergraduate degree. You’re welcome.

What’s the most interesting thing you’ve learned on the internet recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tumblr Posts That Are Just Too Good Not to Share

If you printed out the text from every Tumblr post ever written, in single-spaced ten point font, I would slap you very hard, because you would have wasted an enormous amount of energy and resources and we have to take better care of our planet than that.

Shame on you. Why would you even think of such a thing?

Anyway, here are ten of the best Tumblr posts never printed.

10. So bright they called him son

Soon the dad joke will encompass all. Hail its mighty coming.

https://profmeowmers.tumblr.com/post/152875669234/theroguefeminist-gooberascendant-gorgoon

9. Prelude to the breakdown

You don’t need to wait to fix something until it’s all the way broken.

https://jakkusan.tumblr.com/post/190512884968/thingsididntknowwereerotic-myriadsubtletiess

8. A heated argument

The tension is getting toasty.

https://rogha.tumblr.com/post/190513093227/dykeceratops-twerkyvulture-twerkyvulture

7. Killer Queen

Making the rest of us look bad since 1970.

https://lickthemagaindeacy.tumblr.com/post/622560551862747136/an-astrophysicist-a-biologist-an-electrician-and

6. Never the twain shall meet

The juice is loose and it really needs to not be.

https://earthicandunce.tumblr.com/post/183388164964/m4ge-gemineyyes-m4ge-m4ge-i-hate-the

5. Mr. Mean

Look at his weird little eyes. He’s a stone cold killer.

https://mister-clean-official.tumblr.com/post/627449956238819328/tilthat-til-bacteria-scream-when-they-die-via

4. It’s a living

Why should EVERYBODY get to have things?

https://naniiebim.tumblr.com/post/179445275503/femoids-detrea-the-premise-of-minimum-wage

3. What a waste

Both of them are extremely stoned in this exchange.

https://alicesadventuresintherye.tumblr.com/post/98446424597/sometimes-im-ernie-sometimes-im-bert

2. Over the moon

Still more likely than the Kubrick theory.

https://theheartchoice.tumblr.com/post/615194236639461376

1. Spot the plant

Millions of years of evolution just to hide your true self? Don’t be like that.

https://carasynthias.tumblr.com/post/624451862505111552

Fun fact: If you printed out all ten of those Tumblr posts, you could put them on the fridge and make your family worry just a little bit more about you.

What’s your favorite kind of thing to find on Tumblr?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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Enjoy These Simply Wonderful Tumblr Posts

You could spend a lifetime scrolling through Tumblr and still only make it through a tenth of the Sherlock fan fiction alone. There’s such an incredible wealth of weirdness on this world wide website that no mere mortal could hope to scratch the surface, but that won’t stop us from gathering up a few of the best bits for your reading pleasure.

Enjoy these ten Tumblr posts that really stand out from the crowd.

10. The times, they are a’changing

“Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.” – Douglas Adams

https://zestycactus.tumblr.com/post/159398647294/lerios-proof-that-someone-has-bitched-and-will

9. Providing aid

I’ve never met a meta joke I didn’t like.

https://legend-of-sora.tumblr.com/post/163100923235/insomination-a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy-took-a

8. Yo ho, yo ho

It’s not really $600 anymore, it’s more like $30 a month for the rest of your life.

https://aphony-cree.tumblr.com/post/165870411729/onward-to-victuuri-xromanticalityx

7. Don’t be shellfish

Why is it that we never learn these lessons?

https://thesaltiestseaman.tumblr.com/post/182142441587/the-darkest-of-souls-hyrude-ive-eaten-shrimp

6. Get up and go

Get you a man who will fetch brain chemicals.

https://feenyxblue.tumblr.com/post/188983937451/hes-a-little-confused-but-hes-got-the-spirit

5. The brightest minds

Sounds like a one of the lesser-known Twilight Zone episodes.

https://notchicken.tumblr.com/post/161068861016

4. Meet cute

Hate to be a pedant but this would technically make them a background performer.

https://theghoulnebula.tumblr.com/post/140245476848/onepieceistruepain-elmify-elmify-i

3. Off the charts

Numbers don’t lie.

https://shittymoviedetails.tumblr.com/post/620465569074921472/the-universe-decides-to-punished-humanity

2. Take it back

We should 100% be able to tell the algorithm we didn’t mean it.

https://arushi.tumblr.com/post/181283991557/gods-little-punk-there-should-really-be-a

1. Let’s get high…drated

John Mulaney will go to his grave confused. It will be hilarious.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/190308156353

Ten posts down, eleventy billion to go.

What are your favorite types of things to find when you scroll through Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments!

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Posts That Are Really Sweet in Only the Way Tumblr Can Pull Off

Sometimes, Tumblr has its own brand of sweet. It’s the kind of sweet that can go from extremely gentle to the toughest love at the drop of a hat, but then it will kindly pick your hat back up, brush it off, and hand it to you with an interesting, probably inaccurate factoid about haberdashers.

What I’m saying is that it’s a place that will play with your feels in a pretty fascinating way.

Here are ten examples of what I’m talking about. Ten sweet and sweet-ish posts for you to drop your hat to.

10. Eye see you

This is probably the most genuinely sweet post in the set.

https://hem1ock.tumblr.com/post/171226685786/theres-a-new-girl-in-my-kindergarten-class-whos

9. Mental health tips

Or maybe I should say “METAL health tips.”

https://mckitterick.tumblr.com/post/160984580475

8. Be kind, rewind

Whatcha gettin’ all wound up about, friend?

https://rogha.tumblr.com/post/188534476137/dolcifool-anime-the-fault-in-our-balls

7. Couldn’t make it

Our thoughts and prayers go out to you in this time of need.

https://ezz-the-spooplord.tumblr.com/post/161351646684/dongboss-i-got-my-wisdom-teeth-removed-today

6. Our cross to bear

She gave all nine of her lives for us.

https://hellotailor.tumblr.com/post/166121133847/when-i-was-a-child-my-cat-died-and-the-only-way-i

5. Be your own boss

F*** me, I don’t do what I tell me!

https://seesalt.tumblr.com/post/160860320288/me-im-gonna-set-a-personal-deadline-me-to-me

4. Under the feels

This is me when I am even slightly criticized.

https://abd-illustrates.tumblr.com/post/133716413815/bogleech-dont-feel-bad-if-youre-sensitive-to

3. Gotta go slow

I think this is berry cute.

https://happydiethylether.tumblr.com/post/55487054148/if-youve-been-having-a-bad-day-heres-a-hedgehog

2. Weird at first sight

Don’t hide your love from the world

https://theorigamiphoenix.tumblr.com/post/171926091415/lmaonade-i-really-really-try-hard-to-avoid

1. Business children

Aw, that’s absolutely terrifying.

https://shapeshiftinterest.tumblr.com/post/159404545902/agender-plant-sharingwritingprompts-a-huge

We hope those sweet and sweet-ish posts put a little pep in your step. Remember to share the love today – everybody could use a little bit of a boost.

What’s your favorite kind of content to find on Tumblr?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Weird and Funny Tumblr Posts to Make You Laugh

What are you really gonna get when you open up Tumblr?

Nobody knows. It could be literally anything.

Imagine a thing so weird that it couldn’t possibly show up. That’s what you’re going to find. Imagine something so mundane that you can’t even think of it.

That’s there as well.

It’s a marvelous random crapshoot and I couldn’t possibly live without it.

Here are ten prime examples of random Tumblr that will make you say “What?”

10. Cutting wit

The future is coming spoon.

https://lumpatronics.tumblr.com/post/166801087124/the-porter-rockwell-nooniebaddass

9. Curse of the too much free time

“Bobby did you ruin my good amulet AGAIN?”

https://mystery-moose.tumblr.com/post/171345693434/maxiesatanofficial-you-ever-think-about-the

8. Nosedive

These new safety measures are really state of the art.

https://thetomska.tumblr.com/post/626198887861977088/vantwinblade-i-hate-you-all

7. Note to self

This is what Skyrim was designed for.

https://mystery-moose.tumblr.com/post/163270586154/darkvioletcloud-han-j1-darkvioletcloud-im

6. A brush with comedy

Is this the Seinfeld dentist in real life?

https://viria.tumblr.com/post/176301653338/spectralserval1138-filledwiththislight

5. A page out of history

My amusement cannot be found.

https://dedalvs.tumblr.com/post/158137313737/gomu-gomu-no-life-dggeoff

4. A strange meating

When will people “learn” that you “shouldn’t” use “quotation marks” for “emphasis.”

https://a-trex.tumblr.com/post/177745006549/msflamingo-today-in-questionably-placed-quotation

3. Cold truths

2020 Olympics: who can stay inside the longest without screaming?

https://2460ugh.tumblr.com/post/170943891534/legionoftuna-lesbuchanan-summer-olympics-who

2. Sweet release

What’s your religion, mine’s whatever this is.

https://otherwindow.tumblr.com/post/164209117435/charlesoberonn-writing-prompt-s-reincarnation

1. Mystical powers

Take a rock on the wild side.

https://morticious-delicious.tumblr.com/post/165992004222/crystals-for-banishing-someone

There may not be much of a rhyme or reason to what we find on Tumblr, but at least it’s always interesting. How many places on the internet can you really say that about? We need the weird. We need the interesting. We gotta keep it alive. Keep doing what you do best, Humans of Tumblr.

What’s your favorite kind of stuff to find on Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments.

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