These Memes Will Help You Procrastinate Effectively

Are you wasting time right now?

Of course you are. You clicked on this. Nobody made you. That wasn’t a part of your job. It’s not a thing you had on your to-do list. You’re here because you’re being a big ol’ procrastinator. And you know what? That’s fine. We are not here to judge, we’re here to enable.

Spend some time looking at these 11 random memes instead of doing real stuff.

11. Mission impossible

The floor is lava and the wires are feelings.

10. I am infinite

My drama knows NO BOUNDS.

9. Get in the game

He just kinda…does his own thing.

8. Another gem

I’m gonna break the system before the system breaks me…

7. It’s a sign

Numbers don’t lie.

6. Cat’s out of the bed

The sun is up, why aren’t you?

5. Sharing is caring

Gimme that gum, comrade.

4. Now hear this

Some things are just burned into our minds forever and there’s nothing we can do about it.

3. Cherished memories

Somewhere in cloud storage, millions of these things are just collecting digital dust.

2. Gansta rat

Don’t pretend you love hip hop if you don’t know who this is.

1. Out of this world

Look, we can be educational, or we can get ratings, we can’t do both.

There’s a few minutes of your life you’ll never get back, nor would you ask to. Because time spent looking at great memes is never truly wasted.

What kinds of memes are your favorite?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes to Distract Us All From That Impending Existential Dread

The world is currently in shambles and life as we used to know it is still nowhere in sight.

Good thing there’s always a new batch of memes fresh off the internet to cheer us up in the meme-time (haha.)

Here are 12 more dank memes to help take your mind off everything that’s falling apart in society.

1. This

We’ve all encountered that type of person who will just blindly speak for their friend.

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2. A real kitchen nightmare

I wouldn’t know whether to be excited that the living meme Gordon Ramsey was in the room or to be horrified that I was just about to eat at a nightmare restaurant.

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3. Winners only

An accurate depiction of how one passes the time during quarantine.

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4. Please, no

My tiny spirit can only handle so much…

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5. Drama lives everywhere

Even a subject as dry as math cannot save you from the affairs of the heart.

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6. Awkward

Like, hello? Where’s the instant validation that we all crave and need?

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7. Actually heartbreaking

As if the world wasn’t cruel enough this year, then sh*t like this happens.

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8. Way too accurate

Quarantine fifteen? More like quarantine fifty.

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9. This one’s a lot

Only kids could manage to say something so innocently misconstrued.

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10. Always age with grace

Honestly, green suits her.

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11. Life changing

The entire Earth might be in shambles, but at least the sky’s the same!

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12. The absolute worst feeling

Text her – it’s never too late.

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I’m serious about that last one. With every bit of normalcy we’ve come to know absolutely obliterated in the last year, you might as well shoot your shot. Sometimes, memes have the power to seal your destiny like that.

What are some of your favorite memes to help distract yourself from the fact that the world is still falling apart? Share them with us in the comments so we can all indulge in a healthy amount of escapism!

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What Myths Are Still Widely Circulated as Truth? Here’s What People Had to Say.

Have you ever tried to have a debate (or even a polite conversation) with someone who just can’t be talked to because they won’t listen to reason about a certain topic?

That can be frustrating. And it can be REALLY frustrating when that belief isn’t true and has been disproven over and over again.

But that’s the kind of world we live in because people are stubborn and they don’t like to accept new ideas…or facts.

Here are some myths that AskReddit users think are still widely circulated as truth. Let’s take a look.

1. Be careful out there.

“If an HIV positive person has s*x with another HIV positive person, they don’t have to worry about protection.

They do, because there are 140 different strains of the HIV/AIDS virus, and getting infected with another strain, especially a potentially-deadlier one, could be dangerous.

Also, pregnancy is still a very big risk for HIV positive women. If you are considering a s*xual relationship, get tested, and talk to your doctor about birth control.”

2. History lesson.

“That people in general though the world was flat until Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

No, the Ancient World figured that out a long time before.

People just thought that it wasn’t possible to sail across the ocean to Asia because sailors would run out of food by then, while Columbus thought that wasn’t case because he thought Asia was bigger than contemporary estimates.”

3. What does that logo mean?

“The white on blue roundel in the BMW logo represents the white blades of a propeller against the blue sky, alluding to BMW’s history as a manufacturer of aircraft engines.

This myth was popularized in BMW’s advertising for aircraft engines. (And perpetuated by the movie Finding Forrester.)

In truth, the blue and white come from the Bavarian flag, presented as a circular coat of arms in reverse order to avoid a trademark law prohibiting the use of symbols of state sovereignty in a commercial trademark.

It was only in later marketing for aircraft engines they overlaid the logo over spinning propellers, as coincidentally it could be taken to look like a propeller against the sky. They made all sorts of engines for land vehicles as well.”

4. Fact or fiction?

“That one I’ve heard repeatedly is “shaving makes your hair grow back thicker.”

I have had lengthy arguments with more than one person about this.”

5. Space race.

“That the US spent over a million dollars and two years to develop a pen that could work in space…whereas the Soviets decided to just use a pencil.

In the early days, both used pencils, but since pencils are made out of graphite, and graphite is conductive, snapped graphite particles are dangerous in a pressurized space capsule….to put it lightly.

Fisher, the owner of the pen company, spent his own money to develop a pressurized ball point pen. And cost only about $3.00 per pen.”

6. Snake stuff.

“The Myth: You can tell if a snake is venomous or not by the shape of its pupil (slit for venomous, round for nonvenomous).

The Truth: Pupil shape has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not a snake has venom, and, if you’re close enough to get a good look at a snake’s pupils, you’re probably close enough to get bit.

The Advice: If you cannot, from a safe distance, immediately identify a snake beyond a reasonable doubt, assume it’s dangerous and behave accordingly; keep your distance, stay out of its direct path, and keep your eyes on it until one or the other of you leaves the area.”

7. Hmmmm…

“That urine neutralizes jelly fish stings.

Use vinegar instead.

That stuff will actually save you, at least long enough for an ambulance to arrive.”

8. That old story…

“That Marylin Manson removed 2 of his ribs to blow himself.

I will never understand how this one traveled around the world before widespread use of the Internet for stuff like this. Some of the other ones, sure, they were stuff that sounded medical or scientific were circulated by papers or magazines.

But this one somehow circulated in places that may have never even known who Marilyn Manson was.”

9. Those poor fish.

“That goldfish have a 6 second memory.

I mean it’s still not great, I think like a couple months. But still….

Get your fish a bigger d*mn tank”

10. They don’t?

“Undercover police have to tell you they are policemen when you ask them.”

11. Not true.

“Catherine the Great died after attempting to have s*x with a horse.

This myth was started by the French.

And then they ask why everyone believes Napoleon was a tiny, tiny man.”

12. Brainpower.

“That we only use 10% of our brain.

I legit read something that said “Normal people use only 8% of their brains; Einstein was able to achieve what he did because he used 11%. Imagine if we unlocked all of our brain.”

It’s scary how misinformation can be so prevalent.”

13. I remember this one.

“Something about touching baby birds and their parents abandoning them due to the smell of human touch.”

14. I wish it was true.

“That Mr. Rogers was a sniper and/or had tattoos covering his arms.

Both untrue.

Fred Rogers lived a pretty mundane live and dedicated considerable time to creating television programming that didn’t rot kids brains.”

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us what myths you think people out there still think are true.

Please and thank you!

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What Movie Ending Makes You Cry? Here’s How People Responded.

I’ve been a huge movie lover since I was young and there are certain movies that just really get me choked up no matter how many times I see them.

The ending of It’s A Wonderful Life? Here come the waterworks!

And I bet that you have a few of those, too, don’t you?

People on AskReddit talk about what movie endings always make them cry.

1. Mulan.

“It isn’t a sad movie but for me it’s Mulan, after she presents her father with the sword of Shan Yu and the crest of the emperor.

Her dad ignores them and says “the greatest gift of all is having you for a daughter”.

Don’t know how many hours in my life I have spent wishing to hear that my dad is proud of me, so to see a dad say something like that to his daughter is just…the feels.”

2. I see dead people.

“The Sixth Sense.

“Grandma says you asked her a question when she died, she says the answer is ‘every day’, what did you ask her momma?”

“I asked… ‘did I make you proud’.”

3. Oh man…

“Homeward Bound.

It was too far, he was just too old.”

4. Memories.

“Coco.

My grandfather had dementia and couldn’t remember me the last time he saw me but showed me the house of my grandparents where I basically grew up in like I was a visitor.

I miss him so so much. My Opapa.”

5. On a mission.

“What Dreams May Come

A film about a man (Robin Williams) who dies and goes to heaven.

His wife dies some time later and is sent to Hell.

He decides to find her.”

6. That’s a good one.

““He can’t see without his glasses.”

And I sob.

The name of the movie is My Girl (1991).”

7. All choked up.

“Wall-E.

The way it zooms out with the “a whole life long”…

Every time.”

8. I’m actually crying now.

“The Fox and The Hound.

What I love about this movie is that every character makes you feel bad for them. You feel bad for Tod and Copper for their lost friendship. You feel bad for Tod’s mother being killed.

You feel bad for Tweed for having to give up Tod. You feel bad for Chief for nearly dying, and strangest of all, you even feel bad for Slade for all the trouble Tod caused him through the movie.

What makes it unique is that out of all the Disney villains, Slade is the least evil and most justified in his actions. He’s a jerk, yes, and his hunting job is demonized, but it’s a normal living and everything he did in that movie was legal (until he trespasses in the game reserve).

Tweed adopted an illegal pet and failed to control him so that he trespassed on Slade, then he got Slade’s best friend nearly killed. It’s understandable why he’d be so distraught and bent on vengeance. Even when he has a chance to kill Tod, he chooses not to, and instead goes back to a more friendly relationship with Tweed.

They took a villain that they had every right to make evil and give a nasty death scene, and instead made him a sympathetic, human character. IMO this is the best Disney dark age movie because of this.”

9. A great one.

“Edward Scissorhands.

I can make it through the entire movie until they show him in the house alone making snow. It kills me!

Even though I HATE actors in old person makeup, when she says “before it never snowed, and now it does” I sob.”

10. Emotional.

“The montage at the end of And The Band Played On…

Where they showed all the people who died of AIDS always kills me. Princess Di was alive when the movie was made, and they had a video of her at an orphanage with HIV+ babies.

She did so much to normalize the humanity of people with AIDS back then. Touching and cuddling those babies when hardly anyone would. And knowing that she’s gone now too gets me every time.

Plus the Elton John song the montage is set to is really emotional too.”

11. Breaking down.

“Steel Magnolias. When they are all in the cemetery and Sally Field totally breaks down.

She says something like “I’m so mad I want to hit something” and they say “hit Weezer” and it’s this moment where you laugh but tears are streaming down your face.”

12. Same here.

“All Dogs Go to Heaven.

I think I might even cry more the older I get…”

13. Big Fish.

“Big Fish

Don’t want to spoil it too much, but when everyone from the dad’s tales show up at the end gets me every time.”

14. A fountain of tears.

“Life is Beautiful.

The horror and brutality through the whole movie leaves me feeling cold, numb, and depressed.

Then the boy cries out “Mama!” at the very, very end, and the joy that mother must feel to find her child after all that brings all the buried emotions back up and out comes a fountain of tears.”

How about you?

What movies always make you cry at the end?

Tell us all about them in the comments!

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People Share Myths That a Lot of Folks Still Believe Are True

This is gonna be interesting!

The world is flat. Climate change is a hoax.

These are all examples of myths that are not true that people believed (and some still believe) for years and years.

We live in a superstitious world where people cling to their beliefs and ideas, no matter what kind of evidence is presented to them.

Let’s see what myths folks on AskReddit still think a lot of people out there believe are true.

1. Eat up!

“Carrots being good for your eyes.

It was a myth created in WWII by the Allies to explain how their pilots got so good at shooting down enemy planes all of a sudden.

The real reason was radar technology.”

2. False!

“That Lucky Strike is named such because it used to be that one cigarette in every 20 packs is a joint.

And if you found that joint, you were the lucky one.

In reality, the name comes from striking it lucky as a gold prospector. This joint claim has been disproved.”

3. That’s a tough one.

“The myth that if you work your *ss off during your college days, its gonna be smooth sailing in your adult years.

Nope.”

4. These people…

“That masks are ineffective.

Masks are incredibly effective, for both the wearer and those around them. Mask fibers are woven close enough to block the droplets that carry the coronavirus.

People say it’s like using a chain link fence to stop a fly, but it’s more like using a chain link fence to stop a fly that’s hitching a ride on a baseball. It reduces transmission drastically. It is proven science. I mean, for god’s sake, no one questions surgeons and nurses who wears them.

They do not block your breathing. And yes, they trap your coronavirus particles, but if they’re trapping your coronavirus particles then you already have coronavirus. It won’t make you more sick.

Masks are simple, easy. Put it over you face, and you’re doing your part to bring an end to this pandemic. All you people out there who are refusing for “my freedumbz” are making this thing last longer than it should and kill more people than it should.

You want things to go back to normal? You want the economy to come back? You want business to stop shutting down? You want children to actually go to school in person? THEN WEAR A MASK.”

5. Trippy!

“That LSD, Psilocybin and Cannabis are drugs that are highly addictive and have no medicinal value.

The literal reason for them being schedule 1 drugs and considered extremely criminal.

Its all bullsh*t and not true at all, Nixon made this up to harass and arrest his political opposition in the antiwar left and pro-rights blacks. They even admitted doing this and knowing well that the war on drugs would neither work nor had any sound reasoning behind it, yet 5 decades later we still kill thousands worldwide every year because of Nixon.

Most of the myths in reddit pages like this are silly or benign, while this myth is among the most deadly misconceptions that is only recently being very slowly reversed in younger generations.”

6. Oh, boy…

“The Earth is flat.

I went on a date with a guy that believed this. I laughed because I thought he was joking. He was not.

It was our only date.”

7. The old days.

“That cars were built better back in the day.

No, they weren’t.

Those old cars barely made it to 100k miles before sh*tting out.

Cars these days can go on for 500k+ miles if you do preventive maintenance on them throughout the years.”

8. Don’t wait!

“That you have to wait 24 hours before you can report a missing person.

If someone is missing, go get help!”

9. The numbers.

“10% of people are gay. This is taken from the Kinsey reports, and out of thousands of statistics, 10% appears only once.

It’s actually much more accurate to say (according to Kinsey) 4% are gay, 50% are straight, and 46-48% are somewhere on the bis*xual spectrum.”

10. Nope.

“That tax cuts for the rich result in job creation and a wealthier middle class.”

11. Old George.

“The myth that George Washington’s false teeth were made of wood should be put to rest.

The teeth in the contraption that he wore at times were teeth of different animals like elk, for one. The teeth were held in with wooden pegs.

Hence the myth.”

12. Gross.

“Margarine is healthier than butter.

It’s not, not even close it causes heart disease faster and your body doesn’t even recognize it as food.

Flies won’t even touch it.”

13. All kinds of stuff!

“Lightning round:

That Galileo was the first person to come up with a heliocentric model.

That Copernicus was the first person to come up with a heliocentric model.

That everyone believed the world was flat until Columbus.

That Columbus’ ships were named Niña, Pinta and Santa María.

That Columbus was the first European to discover America.

That tetanus is caused by rusty metal.

That Napoleon was comically short.

That the Great Wall of China is ‘the only manmade structure visible from space’.

That there is a rule in English that you aren’t supposed to boldly split infinitives.

That there is a rule in English that says ‘I before E except after C’.

That pot is a “gateway drug”.

That Einstein flunked math as a child.

That Mrs. O’Leary’s cow started the Great Chicago Fire.”

14. History lesson.

“The European “Dark Ages”

People seem to love the idea that, between the fall of Rome and, like, DaVinci or something, everyone in Europe was just blowing spit bubbles and looking at the funny pictures in the Bible.

Not only was there not a complete absence of classical learning in Europe during the dark ages, but throughout the dark ages and mediaeval period, there actually was a fair amount of progress in fields like architecture, engineering, metallurgy, philosophy, theology and yes, even science.

But then again, I suppose it all ties back to the notion that people in the past were somehow far stupider than we are.”

Now it’s your turn.

In the comments, share some more myths that are still widely believed to be true.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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People Share What Movie Endings Make Them Cry Every Single Time

I have a confession to make, and it might make me sound strange…

I have a much harder time dealing with animals who are in pain and animals who die in movies than I do with actual human beings.

The scene in White Fang where he yells at his dog and makes it go off on its own…oh man…I can’t handle that kind of stuff. I saw that movie almost 30 years ago and I still get choked up. And it ends happily ever after in the end, so I don’t even know why I still get sad…

Are there certain movie endings that always make you cry?

Let’s get all sappy with AskReddit users.

1. I don’t think I can watch this.

“Hachi: A Dog’s Tale.

I bawl from about halfway until the end..”

2. Good stuff.

“Kubo and the Two Strings.

The whole climax of that movie is emotionally devastating but the final scene with the villagers and then the lanterns on the water transitioning into the Regina Spektor version of While My Guitar Gently Weeps…that movie is so good.”

3. All torn up.

“That final shot of Monsters Inc. will always make me tear up.

When Sully pokes his head in and we hear Boo say “Kitty!” that’s just such a great ending.”

4. Gutted.

“The Grand Budapest Hotel.

The revelation that their shared happiness was short lived, the reminder that happy endings don’t always last, and that the old world the hotel represented had already long vanished in the darkness of war.

The way the plot’s nesting doll framing device pulls back out to the present, a young woman reading about it in a snowy graveyard.

Just guts me every time.”

5. Oh, man…

“The Iron Giant.

“You stay, I go. No following”

God d*mn…”

6. Gets you every time.

“Inside Out.

The scene when Riley comes home at the end always gets me.

The first time I watched this was on a plane. There is a phenomenon where people are more emotional when flying alone. It was not pretty.

I can’t imagine what other people were thinking watching me cry to a cartoon.”

7. All the feels.

“Mr. Holland’s Opus.

The way his former students all come back to pay tribute to him and perform the song he’d spent his entire career composing.

It always hits me in the feels.”

8. I’m not touching this movie.

“Marley and Me.

I only watched the whole movie once. I bawled my eyes out and since then, I only watch until they move into the “last” house because I wouldn’t be able to take it again.

Really cute movie up until that point though.”

9. A good flick.

“Train to Busan.

I made the mistake of watching it for the first time about 3 weeks after my son was born.

I had no idea what it was about except “zombies” and I bawled the entire last 10 minutes.”

10. Classic!

“It’s a Wonderful Life.

To my big brother George, the richest man in town.”

11. Underrated gem.

“October Sky.

Real good difficult-relationship-with-Dad stuff.

Gets me every time.”

12. Glory.

“Glory.

The last time I watched it I had to make a promise to myself to never watch it again for my emotional wellbeing.”

13. A great film.

“Stand by Me.

Always reminds me of my friend group in high school and how we slowly drifted apart.”

14. Here come the waterwoorks.

“I Am Sam.

It’s a heartwarming movie about a 40-year-old guy with mental disabilities and has the mental capacity of a 7-year-old. He has a kid with a lady, who leaves him, making him raise a little girl on his own.

Child Protective Services takes the daughter away, and Sam, the 40-year-old guy, with the help of a lawyer, try to get back custody of his child.

It is so freaking beautiful! It gets me every time!”

15. Just something about it…

“When the sisters get back together at the end of “A League of Their Own”.

Something about it just always gets me in the feels…”

Okay, now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us about the movies that make you weep every time you watch them.

We’d love to hear from you!

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What’s Something That You Can’t Understand the Popularity Of? Here’s What People Said.

Maybe I’m just getting way too old, but whenever I turn on the radio or flip channels on TV, a lot of the really popular stuff on there just…confuses me.

This especially goes for rap music. I love the stuff I grew up on: Ice T, NWA, Ice Cube, Cypress Hill, etc.

But when I hear current, HUGELY POPULAR rap artists…I don’t get it. At all.

I guess we all have those kinds of things, right?

People on AskReddit admitted what they just don’t understand the popularity of. Let’s take a look.

1. Same here.

“I don’t really understand influencers.

Like why do they have such big followings?

Why do people obsess over these random people who make their lives look better just for social media?

I don’t get it.”

2. Weird.

“Toddlers and Tiaras.

Why is there a bikini competition?

Why are we forcing kids to participate in these terrible pageants just for the entertainment of adult viewers?”

3. Ugh.

“Prosperity Gospel.

Literally allowing people like Kenneth Copland and Paula White to rake in their money while spitting all over their supposedly sacred Bible.”

4. It’s a mystery.

“TV evangelists.

I have nothing against religion, but why would anyone follow these guys to the point that they would be willing to give them money?

I just can’t wrap my head around why these guys are so rich.”

5. It ain’t reality.

“Celebrity worship.

I really don’t understand why people are so obsessed with celebrities to the point of following every single thing they do in their lives.

What do people get out of idolizing some rich people who probably don’t even care about you?”

6. Keep it to yourself.

“Taking videos of yourself crying and posting it online.

Also don’t understand the people who sympathize with them.”

7. Am I hallucinating?

“The Masked Singer.

I just don’t get it…

I saw that show for the first time in the hospital, in the early hours of the morning, hopped up on painkiller and half awake while waiting for an MRI.

Sat there groggily wondering why there were people in fur suits on a reality show and wondering if I was hallucinating or something.”

8. Bizarre.

“Politician worship.

It is puzzling to me that people will show up at a political rally and scream like they are at a Rolling Stones concert.

Not sure when this all started but it is very weird to me.”

9. Not doing it for you.

“I’m mostly a metalhead. I like some rap. I like even less county, but still some.

I can’t get my head around country rap. My brother goes bananas for it and it’s awful to me.

I haven’t heard anything from the genre that I would consider innovative, thought provoking, or even halfway challenging.

I’m not trying to be a super smart guy here, I don’t have the time to type the pants on head stupid things I listen to when I’m in the mood for the auditory equivalent of Spam and eggs.

But what’s cool about music is you can find people pushing the boundaries in any genre, but country rap reeks of complacency to me.”

10. It is a big hit…

“The Bachelor/The Bachelorette.

I have no idea why the most forward-thinking and progressive people I know regularly tune in to literal objectification every week.”

11. Yes!

“The Kardashians.

I have a theory.

They initially got popular because of their TV show. Now, every one on the internet seems to dislike them BUT, in disliking them, people still don’t stop talking about them.

Now when they keep talking about them, they get more popular.”

12. Odd…

“Why anyone cares about the British Royal Family.

They are just a bunch a rich people.”

13. I don’t get it.

“Beyoncé, and how talking in a non-positive way about her is sacrilegious.

I once said she was overrated on Instagram and I received literal death threats.”

14. Too much work.

“Night clubs.

Loud, sticky, claustrophobic. You can’t talk, just drink and dance, which I’m awful at. After 30 mins I’m ready to leave, and I wouldn’t even enjoy it for that short period of time.

I actually feel like I’ve missed out on something that sooo many people love, but you like what you like, and I HATE clubs!”

15. I’m feeling this one!

“Modern hip-hop, trap, mumble rap.

I honestly can’t get into the half-asleep triplet delivery of rappers nowadays, sh*t hit so much better back in the day.”

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us what YOU don’t understand the popularity of.

Thanks a lot!

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People Share What Ruins a Movie for Them Every Single Time

If you’re a movie lover, there’s probably at least one thing that happens in films that really makes you mad and ruins the whole darn thing for you.

Mine is an unnecessary love story. If it doesn’t fit, just get rid of it!

Now I’m all worked up and I need to calm down…

Let’s see what ruins movies every time for AskReddit users out there.

1. The big blow.

“Fight scenes where someone make a big blow (usually the villain), but instead of finishing the deal by smashing the brains out they start talking, bragging or some other cocky sh*t.

And whoops, the fight is back on like nothing happened…”

2. Annoying.

“Having to constantly have my remote in hand to turn down the absurdly loud action scene, to then have to crank the volume for the next dialogue that is far too low.

I’m sick of it.”

3. What’s the point?

“Added love story to an adaptation of a book with no love story.

(cough) The Hobbit (cough).”

4. Yeah, we see it.

“Badly implemented product placement.

Product placement itself doesn’t bother me. If there’s a character driving a Toyota, or eating a Pizza Hut pizza, I don’t care.

If there’s a pointless shot in the movie that shows the Bud Light logo for 10 seconds, I mind”

5. I love you…

“Unnecessary love scenes where the main character and a side character fall in love just cause, despite having known each other for like five minutes.”

6. Beauty standards.

“When the movie calls for an ugly guy, they get an ugly guy.

When the movie calls for an ugly girl, they get a s*xy girl and dress her in dumpy clothes.”

7. Well, that doesn’t seem real.

“When it’s very obvious when someone isn’t actually having a conversation on the phone.

They just say their lines without giving enough pause for the other person to respond.

I also hate when you’re supposed to be looking at security footage but it’s clearly just a previous shot that’s had a filter put over it.”

8. That was easy.

“The bit where hackers take 20 seconds of furious typing to disable a country’s infrastructure.”

9. Not a fan.

“Action scenes with lots and lots of cuts, that make it obvious (or appear like) the actors can’t do the fight choreography.”

10. The whole shebang.

“When the premise for a major conflict in the movie is something that any sane person would have just said “oh no there’s a misunderstanding” and they all have a laugh and go on with their days…but instead it turns into some convoluted drama.

Roger Ebert called it The Idiot Plot, where a ten-second conversation would have eliminated the need for the movie.”

11. We gotta hurry!

“When there is a timer and it takes longer to count down than the time that was called/shown. It drives me crazy.

Generic example, 50 seconds until a bomb explodes. Dialogue for 30 seconds. Timer is showing 30 seconds left. More dialogue for 40 seconds. Timer is at 5 seconds.

Quick one-liner, bomb defused with one second to go.”

12. Okay, it’s over.

“When all you have to do is beat the boss and the entire army just collapses.

Pretty much every alien and robot-using invasion has this hive concept.”

13. This doesn’t look right…

“When there’s a 20+ year age gap between the leading actor and actress and it’s not addressed in the movie, especially when the movie pretends like they’re around the same age.

“We’re both experienced, leading scientists in our fields, even though I look like a grizzled war veteran and you’re fresh off the set of High School Musical.””

14. This person has some thoughts.

“I’ve got six things get me every time:

Motivation. The antagonist has to have a motivation that the audience can understand, and perhaps even sympathize with. The cardboard, “I’m a bad guy, because I like being bad and being bad is good – GRRRRR!” is so tiresome. I’ll even accept the “banality of evil” like your Adolph Eichmann’s, but the ones who make a display of relishing being bad? Not so much.

Violence without consequence. Sure, the good guy got beaten within an inch of his life, but the next day he’ll get up and mete out justice, where he would normally be looking at 3 months of PT/OT. I have friends who’ve been on the wrong end of a physical trauma. It’s not pretty.

War without consequence. War is brutal and ugly, and lots of people die in it. This should include multiple key characters in your movie. Not just the “we’ll give this guy screen time with the stars and he’ll be the one we kill off”. Saving Private Ryan was fantastic in this regard, because they were willing to kill off characters and you cared when they did.

Timing/monologuing. Nobody delays the start, middle, or end of a fight for a monologue. If someone is intent on killing someone, the moment that opportunity comes, they’re probably going to take it without launching into a 3 minute speech and give them time to rally.

Guns and gunfights that defy physics. The pistol that launches a guy 3 feet backwards when shot. The gun with a suppressor that makes a sound like a mouse farting from across the street. The guy who dies instantly from a gunshot to the chest. The gunfight in a confined space where everyone isn’t deafened at the conclusion.

“BASED ON A TRUE STORY” is so abused. There’s time when you have so much to tell that you have to abbreviate it or change the story to keep the key elements. HBO’s Chernobyl is an example where they had to consolidate multiple characters into Ulana Khomyuk, and that’s fine. But when there’s a tapestry of fiction to make the thread of truth interesting, I’m out.”

Now we want to hear from you.

What ruins a movie for you every time?

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“Friends” Memes That Are Perfect for Parents

Though it remains to be seen how well the hit television show Friends will age, there’s no denying that it’s probably never going to stop being an integral part of pop culture for all of eternity.

Which means that, even for casual fans of the show, references are likely not lost on you – and if you’re a parent now, these 15 memes are going to hit just right.

15. The moment you realize it’s too good to be true.

That goes double if you have a puppy.

14. It’s good, but someone is missing.

It’s the dog.

13. The strangers are thinking the same thing.

Speaking from experience.

12. Hey, you still gotta enjoy it.

Let people look.

11. Don’t fall into the trap, new parents.

It’s never going to happen like you want it to.

10. The Ross “I’m fine” meme has so many uses.

Especially this year.

9. That’s the nicest thing I can think of.

Is there an alcohol that starts with ‘O.’

8. No one really wants advice.

They just want someone to come over with coffee and offer to fold some laundry.

7. Holidays are different now.

Not bad, just different.

6. The key is to take a lot of photos.

And sometimes that doesn’t even work.

5. If only it were that easy.

It’s not. You have to keep pretending to be interested.

4. A truer meme there never has been.

The good news is, everything is a phase.

3. “You’re lame!”

I try to refrain but it’s hard.

2. You will never hate yourself more.

The good thing is, most kids sleep like the dead.

1. New parents are cute.

Sweet summer child.

I have to admit, even though there are some cringey moments in the reruns, I still turn them on when I’m in need of comforting background noise.

What are your thoughts on Friends these days? Let’s start a discussion in the comments!

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Enjoy This Giant Game of Jenga – Complete With Hidden Jell-O Shots – At Your Next Party

We’re always looking for new ways to turn games we enjoy into a game we can play while also drinking, and I don’t know about you, but a giant Jenga game that comes with Jell-O shots sounds pretty darn intriguing.

Except for the Jell-O part, but I suspect you could replace them with any sort of shot you prefer.

Tipsy Topple’s version of Jenga stands 2.7 feet tall, with individual blocks that are 9 by 3 by 1.8 inches. There are 56 of them, and 6 contain a single hole where you can place shot, and 6 more contain two holes for double the fun.

Image Credit: Etsy

I suppose the Jell-O comes in handy because it doesn’t spill. I get it now.

To play, you’ll need 18 Jell-O shots in 2-ounce cups with lids (just ask your college self where to buy them).

You put them into the slots, build your 18-story tower, and then set your rules.

Image Credit: Etsy

Tispy Topple recommends either the player who pulls the block taking the shot(s) or the player who successfully pulls the block getting to assign the shots to another player.

Be careful with that second one, because it seems like targeting a person could happen, and could definitely get ugly.

Image Credit: Etsy

The loser is obviously the person who topples the tower, just like in regular Jenga, and this one comes with a handy plastic bag to pack everything up in afterward.

It sounds perfect for all of your outdoor summer hijinks, and you could even buy a second one for the kids and fill it with cups of plain Jell-O.

Just don’t mix them up, though. That would be bad.

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