These 20 Random Tweets Are Sure to Make You Laugh

Every second, an average of 6,000 tweets are posted on Twitter.

Which means we’ll never run out of awesome tweets to show you!

Here are 20 that’ll be right up your alley.

1. Amen!

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2. It’s all over

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3. Doesn’t work that way

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4. !!!!!!

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5. In da club

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6. Over it

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7. WOW

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8. Right on the money

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9. I’ll take all of that

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10. I know I’ve almost perished

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11. Uh oh…

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12. Just watch and enjoy

13. All dolled up

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14. Mom?!?!

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15. True story

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16. Layers upon layers

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17. They sure did

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18. He was talkin’ sh*t

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19. Respect your ancestors

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20. This man = savior

Check back for more hilarious tweets!

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Six Flags Has a Coffin Challenge This October

Spending 30 hours in a coffin is exactly what the Six Flags in St. Louis is inviting guests to attempt this Halloween season, WATE reports.

Most people go to amusement parks for thrills, but they would typically find those in high-flying rides like rollercoasters and not, you know…coffins.

The “Coffin Challenge” is to take place during the park’s Fright Fest and aims to help people see what it would be like to live as the undead. The people who take the park up on their dare will crawl into “slightly used” coffins at 1pm on October 13th and remain there until 7pm the next day.

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Slightly used? Nope nope noppity nope.

If you feel differently (and are, I’m assuming, not at all claustrophobic) and want to take Six Flags up on their dare, you should know that you are allowed to bring pillows, blankets, and sleeping bags and you will be allowed meals, snacks, drinks, and one short bathroom break per hour.

I’m sure you’ve realized by now that successfully completing this challenge will come with a reward from Six Flags – if you last the entire 30 hours, you’ll be the proud owner of 2 Six Flags 2019 season passes, a Fright Fest prize package with two VIP haunted house passes, and two tickets to ride the park’s haunted train ride.

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Anyone who attempts the challenge, regardless of finishing it successfully, will be entered in to a random drawing for an unnamed $300 prize.

Oh, and you get to take your “slightly used” coffin home with you, so…free decorations?

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If you’re interested in putting yourself in the shoes (coffin?) of a vampire for a weekend in October, you can complete this form for Six Flags and return it before midnight on October 3.

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13 Over-the-Top Pumpkins to Inspire Your Carving This Halloween

October is here! If you’re someone who loves cool temperatures, brilliant leaves, hot cider, and sweaters, you’re also probably included in the 46% of people who carved and put out pumpkins in 2017.

If this sounds like you, then you might be inspired to up your game in 2018. Check out these 13 designs!

#13. Let me answer your question: yes, this is just one pumpkin.

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And no, he doesn’t need to explain his life choices to you.

#12. This one looks like something the Ghostbusters would blast.

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…Or it might blast them with whatever’s in its mouth!

#11. Those are some impressive hands!

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…And teeth and eyes and entire face.

#10. Brainnnsssssss.

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What kind of pumpkin is that??

#9. I’m not going to be okay until I know how they did this.

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Seriously, that’s foam and not a real pumpkin, right?

#8. Bet you never thought of carving the butt.

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But look what you get when you do…a sweet granny pumpkin!

#7. That’s one big pumpkin.

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And completely terrifying.

#6. Peek!

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Whether this is guy is underwater or space, he’s pretty freaky.

#5. If only it were that easy to smash Vader.

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“Luke, I am your pumpkin.”

#4. Poor little pumpkin.

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Yeah, I’m not okay with this one.

#3. He doesn’t want to be a scary pumpkin.

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#2. I think the teeth are the most impressive part.

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But more importantly, why is he sewing a small pumpkin to his face?

#1. Yer a pumpkin, Harry.

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Okay, that’s seriously adorable.

 

Get to carving, people, and maybe your pumpkin will show up on a list next year!

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18+ Tweets From People Who Don’t Mind Being Single

There are others who spend all of their free time trying to find that special someone. On the other hand, some people can spend their entire lives being single and not think twice about it.

These people know what I’m talkin’ about.

1. No time, brother

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2. Don’t hate the player

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3. Ride it

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4. DON’T DO IT

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5. Mixed emotions

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6. That is much worse

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7. What’s the difference?

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8. Grammar is important

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9. Preach

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10. You do you

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11. Don’t breathe

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12. Can’t stop, won’t stop

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13. There are no rules

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14. That’s pretty much it

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15. Anything goes

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16. Amen

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17. Either one is fine

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18. That’s a hobby in my book

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19. WAY too much work

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20. Keep walkin’

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Are these folks living their best lives or what?!?

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These 18+ Workplace Memes Will Give You A Good Laugh Before You Clock Out

When it gets to be the end of the workday, everyone starts to get a little restless. That’s why it’s nice to have some quality memes to give us that last push we need to get us to 5 pm.

These memes will help do the trick.

1. Usually concert tickets

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2. Never a good thing

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3. It’s always great to leave a bad one

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4. Uh oh…

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5. Luv dat drama

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6. That’s not helping

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7. Shi**y

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8. It can go even higher

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9. That’s a big fat “no”

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10. #truth

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11. Losing a partner in crime sucks

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12. Stumbling in the door

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13. The struggle is real

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14. That’s really where it’s at

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15. The best feeling ever

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16. Might be a little extreme

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17. Needed some alone time…

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18. Expert resume move

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19. The first 30 minutes are the hardest

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20. The absolute worst

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It’s 4:59. Are you laughing yet?!?

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Women Share What They Would Do If Men Had a 9:00 P.M Curfew…and the Responses are Heartbreaking

Being a woman is wonderful, but it doesn’t come without serious risks. Too often those risks can be traced back to something that has to do with men and their behavior in public. You know the ones. The men who scream obscenities, “accidentally” bump into our bodies, call us names for rejecting their unsolicited advances, or do whatever it is they do to objectify us and exert their power over us are a problem. So are the ones that stand by and silently watch it happen. It’s why, as women, we live our lives defensively.

We expect and prepare for the worst whenever we leave our homes. We avoid activities we love because we can’t feel safe doing them at night. This is why we avoid public transportation when possible. It’s the same reason we make it a point to travel in packs wherever we go. It’s why we carry mace, or something more stopping with us. We keep our keys in our hands ready to scratch, poke holes in, and gouge anyone that makes us fear for our safety.

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When Danielle Muscato went on Twitter and asked women what they would do if men lived under a 9:00 p.m. curfew, as is enforced against women in a few regressive nations, the answers where wholly depressing, and sadly unsurprising.

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It’s not that women want to go out and do all kinds of crazy things at night, but if they do, that’s okay. Women want to do the simple things that we should be able to take part in that are missed. Going for a nighttime jog, maybe even with headphones on, would be great. Catching a bus without fear. Going to the grocery store alone at night. They are the kinds of things women immediately relate to, and miss themselves.

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What we learn by reading what thousands of women answered is that the world feels, and too often is, dangerous for women.

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Without fear of men, women might open doors at night. We might stop off at someplace new for a coffee. Maybe we would even smile more – because isn’t that what so many men keep telling women we need to do anyway.

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These 12+ Restaurant Designs Are Truly Terrible

The first thing we notice about restaurants is how they look. This could mean the layout, the signage, the menus, any number of things. So even if the food is delicious, the aesthetic could totally turn you off and make you eat somewhere else.

The people behind these restaurant design fails clearly didn’t think things through…Take a look.

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What do you think? Would you be turned off by any of these places?

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These 20 Books Have Been Banned Most Frequently in the Past 5 Years

You might think banned books are a thing of the past, but that is far from the truth. Books continue to be banned in the U.S. year after year for a variety of reasons, including cultural insensitivity, depictions of sex, homosexual themes, etc.

Thirteen Reasons Why by Jay Asher was the most banned book of 2017 due to its themes of suicide. This list is based on the American Library Association’s Office for Intellectual Freedom. Here are the 20 most challenged and banned books of the last 5 years.

If you’re like me, you’ll want to check these titles out, because there’s nothing worse than censorship and dictating what people can or can’t read.

1. Thirteen Reasons Why by Jay Asher

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2. The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie

3. Drama by Raina Telgemeier

4. The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini

5. George by Alex Gino

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6. Two Boys Kissing by David Levithan

7. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

8. The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas

9. And Tango Makes Three by Peter Parnell, Justin Richardson, and Henry Cole

10. I Am Jazz by Jessica Herthel, Jazz Jennings, and Shelagh McNicholas

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11. This One Summer by Mariko Tamaki and Jillian Tamaki

12. Sex is a Funny Word by Cory Silverberg and Fiona Smyth

13. Looking for Alaska by John Green

14. Big Hard Sex Criminals by Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky

15. Make Something Up: Stories You Can’t Unread by Chuck Palahniuk

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16. Beyond Magenta: Transgender Teens Speak Out by Susan Kuklin

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17. Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell

18. Fifty Shades of Grey by E. L. James

19. Little Bill (series) by Bill Cosby and Varnette P. Honeywood

20. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon

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22+ Plot Holes from Movies That Will Leave You Shaking Your Head

Just because a movie is good doesn’t mean it isn’t without its flaws. Some of the most beloved films in history have more (plot) holes than a piece of swiss cheese. The folks at Buzzfeed recently asked their community about what movie plot holes left them scratching their heads and throwing their popcorn at the screen. Here are the results:

1. Up

The house in Up didn’t begin to float away until the balloons were outside the house. Why does that make a difference? Shouldn’t the house have floated when the balloons were inside? Right?

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2. All Star Wars Movies

Different planets have different levels of gravity and different atmospheres, but everyone’s running around without a space suit. Shouldn’t someone have exploded? Or at least be mildly uncomfortable?

3. The Last Jedi

Speaking of Star Wars, how was Paige Tico able to drop a bomb on the dreadnought. Since there’s no gravity in space, shouldn’t the bomb have just floated away?

4. The Harry Potter Series

The Marauder’s Map shows the location of everyone in Hogwarts. So why didn’t anyone notice Peter Pettigrew was 1) alive and 2) spending a lot of time with Ron?

5. The Karate Kid

In this inspiring flick about overcoming insurmountable odds, Daniel wins by kicking his opponent in the head. A move which is against the rules outlined earlier in the movie. I guess cheaters sometimes win?

6. Monsters, Inc.

In the original, the two monsters meet in elementary school. In Monsters University, they meet in college. Maybe they forgot?

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7. Aliens

We all know that Ripley is buff. But holding on to a ladder with one hand to avoid getting sucked into space? Nobody’s that buff.

8. The Little Mermaid

Ariel was able to sign the contract with Ursula, but she didn’t use her writing skills to tell Prince Eric what was going on. Seems like he could have used a heads up.

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9. 17 Again

Mike’s kids don’t recognize him when he’s 17-years-old again. Even though there are pictures of him at that age around the house.

10. Raiders of the Lost Ark

The Nazis would have found the Ark with or without Indiana Jones. It’s his own movie, and he has no influence on the main plot.

11. Signs

The alien’s weakness is water. So why come to our planet, which is 71 percent water?

12. The Harry Potter Series

Harry spends a lot of time trying to get people to believe that Voldemort has returned. Wouldn’t using the Pensieve have confirmed his story? And saved a lot of time?

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13. The Halloween Series

Apparently Michael Myers know how to drive, despite having been institutionalized since he was 10. When did he get a license? Or access to a car?

14. Pleasantville

Where did the visiting basketball team come from? The entire town is only two streets.

15. Cinderella

The entire plot hinges on the fact that her shoes will only fit her feet. How can an entire town not have anyone else with the same shoe size?

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16. Tangled

The whole plot involves Rapunzel seeing the lanterns on her birthday. Couldn’t the witch have just said her birthday was on a different day?

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17. High School Musical

Gabrielle gets stage fright before singing her big song. The only problem is, she wasn’t even supposed to sing the first line.

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18. Ant-Man and the Wasp

How does no one notice an entire building disappearing and reappearing? Hank’s lab keeps moving around the city, and the FBI never notices.

19. Hocus Pocus

Allison, Dani, and Max could have saved themselves a lot of time and trouble by using salt to form a protective circle.

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20. The Meg

If the submarine just let the megalodons out, how did Jonas see one five years before?

21. A Quiet Place

If the Earth has been taken over by aliens who hunt by using sound, why would they decide to have a baby, a tiny human guaranteed to make an uncontrollable amount of noise.

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22. A Quiet Place

Why live on a farm in the first place? They can make all the noise they want to at the waterfall, which would cover up day-to-day sounds.

23. Mamma Mia

In the first movie, Donna essentially says her mother is dead. So who’s in the sequel? Her mother, who is alive and well.

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Any major plot holes in your favorite movies?

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People Keep NOT Recognizing Tony Hawk, and It’s Pretty Hilarious

Tony Hawk is one of the best skateboarders of all time…not to mention a video game tycoon and author. But believe it or not, many people don’t know what he looks like. For reference, here he is:

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But Hawk keeps running into people who have no idea that they’re dealing with the man himself. The skateboarding legend has taken to Twitter to share some of the funny stories of people not recognizing him in public.

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And then there was this guy…

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Bottom line, keep an eye out for Mr. Hawk. You never know where he’ll pop up…

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