A Comedian’s Drive-Thru Revenge Story Went Viral, and People Say “I’d Do That!”

You know how there are certain urban legends that spread across the internet and they always feel vaguely familiar?

Sometimes that’s because they are all too real, and we can all relate.

And sometimes they’re just too good to be true.

Recently comedian Nelly Zenani went viral for posting an incredible story on Facebook.

At first it looked like he was doing a turn-the-other-cheek kind of thing, but stick around for the twist ending.

When I got to the last window to get my food, I showed the assistant both my receipts and took her food too!

I paid for it, it’s mine! Now she has to go around again and wait even longer.

She gonna learn today!

Many commenters were not amused by this little stunt. They felt Zenani should have been the bigger person.

But nope… he wasn’t. And that’s hilarious.

But personally, I gotta say, if I’m having an emergency, I’m not stopping at the drive-thru.

For the record, it almost always seems faster just to go inside.

Have you seen the lines at Starbucks and Chick-Fil-A?
Pandemic aside, if you don’t have time to wait, don’t get in line, is all I’m saying.

Whenever funny stories like this one come around, some people immediately want to do them.

And a lot of people doubted it was true, but still find it hilarious anyway.

Because yes… people actually ARE this petty.

Does that mean everybody believed him? Nope. But they didn’t get too deep into it…


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Multiple users tagged their friends and agreed they should try it together sometime, which almost makes you wonder if the story keeps going around because different people are actually inspired to try it.

Real or not, the story obviously strikes a chord with people, and there’s usually a grain of truth in things, right?

I’d love to know the origin story of this one.

What do you think–worth a laugh or annoying remix? Let us know in the comments.

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This is Why You Should Never Argue With an Amusement Park Employee Over a Loss

Most of the people who run those game booths at amusement parks are bored teenagers who definitely don’t get paid enough to deal with your crap.

Also, hint about life in general? If you want something from someone, berating them is generally not the way to go about it.

This kid worked at a booth where the objective was to make 4 hockey goals as quickly as possible. You have 1 minute to hit them all, but you get a better prize if you do it fast.

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This dad was feeling cocky, and promised his kid he would win a prize that required him to hit all 4 goals in less than 20 seconds. The employee explained this, then let the dad have a go.

He made it in 25 seconds, and the family started screaming that he deserved (?) a redo.

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He agreed to the redo after taking their crap for a few minutes, but of course, had his own plan in mind.

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Instead of staying silent, he heckled the guy, who took almost the entire 60 seconds to hit the 4 goals the second time around.

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The family wanted the first prize instead of the one he won with his crappy time, but the employee, who was finished with their bs, shrugged and said no.

Not even a kid crying about it would change his mind.

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On the one hand, I’m not all about making kids cry.

On the other hand, maybe it’s better he or she learns now that his parents kind of suck.

What do you think? Weigh in below!

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A Gamer Took the Concept of Petty Revenge to a Whole New Level

There are two types of people in the world – those who get slighted and shrug, moving on and figuring that they were better off, and those who get slighted and spend time devising sweet, sweet revenge.

This gamer, who was unjustly killed in the game within in days of joining the first time, is in the latter group…but like, in a big way that required a major investment of time and energy.

Fallout 76 is touted as a game where “every character is a real person.” Any action one takes is allowed, as long as it is deemed by the judges to be “in character,” and these simple rules are how one guy tossed a nuclear bomb into his space in a similar game…after a months of plotting and lying in wait.

He played a simple farmer-turned-tavern owner.

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Like a good barkeep, he listened to everyone’s problems. His place was popular with every sort of player in the game, and he made them believe he was nothing more than he seemed.

All the while, he was brewing enough poison to kill them all.

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He unleashed the poison at a harvest festival, laughing onstage as he informed them what he’d done, and that they were all going to die.

It was considered a “permanent death,”after he cut off their heads, which ended, for some people, around 8 years of game-play and character development and everything that went with that.

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He got away with it when the situation was reviewed because, for months and months, he had been keeping journals about his simmering and building hatred toward every other character who wandered into his bar.

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One or two things a day for over a year, and there was no way the mods could argue the event was out of character.

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Everyone had to start over.

Why, you ask? Well, someone once did something similarly unfair to him.

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Be careful who you trust online, folks.

That lesson is always applicable, and never gets old.

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Here’s Another Tale of Why It Pays to Be a Reasonable Landlord

Things are rough these days with rents and contracts and businesses that require in-person customers in order to turn a decent profit. There have been plenty of stories about landlords who are out there trying to make things easier and better for everyone.

There have also been plenty of stories about landlords trying to take advantage of the situation, and the one in this story really takes the cake.

Before the current crisis happened, these people were re-negotiating their lease with their landlord. Even though they haven’t been open for business they were still paying rent – but the period to sign a new lease had lapsed.

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Instead of being understanding and reaching out, the landlord filed for eviction. They had 7 days to get all of their possessions out or they would be legally turned over to the landlord.

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Because of the type of business they owned, removing everything within a week – with very little staff and with movers and others who might be necessary all staying home – was going to be difficult.

But when they learned that the landlord was advertising the space WITH THEIR THINGS, well, they made it happen.

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They took the movable things. They took the things they had to unscrew. They took the disco lights and the flooring they’d installed.

And I don’t blame them one single bit.

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Now, not only does the landlord have no rent coming in, but he’s going to have to replace the floors and lights and a bunch of other stuff that he wouldn’t have had to do if he’d just been reasonable.

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That’s what you get for being completely greedy and not giving a hoot about your fellow human beings.

This might have been petty, but I approve. People like this landlord can’t be allowed to get off scot free!

What are your thoughts on this one? Sound off in the comments!

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A Man Checked a Single Can of Beer After an Airline Wouldn’t Let Him Board with It

Doesn’t it seem like air travel keeps getting more and more strict? From beating up doctors to killing adorable, giant rabbits, they’ve been total dicks lately.  The latest incident? Refusing to let a gentleman bring his beer onto the plane with him.

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Passenger Dean Stinson was on his way to Perth, Australia via Qantas Flight QF777 when was told he couldn’t bring his can of Emu Export lager, so he hatched a rather hilarious plan: he checked his beer as luggage!

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According to News AU:

The beer was tagged and sent off to be loaded onto the plane with the rest of the baggage, which the Melbourne ground staff happily did — but not until they had snapped a few pictures of the unusual check-in item.

Incredibly, the beer actually made it to its destination and apparently was the first thing to come out at the baggage claim – proving that the baggage handles at Perth clearly have a great sense of humor.

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Sure, it might be all shaken up and skunked from the changes in pressure and temperature that it undoubtedly experienced in the cargo bay, but it’s the principle of the matter. This hero of a man stared the tyranny of modern air travel right in the eye and literally said, “Hold my beer.”

Absolute legend.

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When the Airline Wouldn’t Let Him Board with It, This Australian Man Checked a Single Can of Beer as Luggage

Air travel has gotten pretty rough over the years, and they’ve really taken a beating (or given one, rather) in the way they treat customers. Let’s just call a spade a spade, y’all: They’re dicks.

But out of the frustrated masses, every so often a hero emerges to light the way forward. The latest incident? Refusing to let a gentleman bring his beer onto the plane with him.

Photo Credit: Dean

Passenger Dean Stinson was on his way to Perth, Australia via Qantas Flight QF777 when was told he couldn’t bring his can of Emu Export lager, so he hatched a rather hilarious plan: he checked his beer as luggage!

Photo Credit: Dean

According to News AU:

The beer was tagged and sent off to be loaded onto the plane with the rest of the baggage, which the Melbourne ground staff happily did — but not until they had snapped a few pictures of the unusual check-in item.

Incredibly, the beer actually made it to its destination and apparently was the first thing to come out at the baggage claim – proving that the baggage handles at Perth clearly have a great sense of humor.

Photo Credit: Dean

Sure, it might be all shaken up and skunked from the changes in pressure and temperature that it undoubtedly experienced in the cargo bay, but it’s the principle of the matter. This hero of a man stared the tyranny of modern air travel right in the eye and literally said, “Hold my beer.”

Absolute legend.

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