People Share What Their Pet Has Trained Them to Do

If you’ve ever tried to train a dog, you’ve probably used all kinds of commands before. And if you’ve tried to train your cat…well, that was a huge mistake because cats don’t listen to anyone, but they do learn a lot of things along the way from being conditioned. Like when to eat, where the litter box is, etc.

But sometimes, our pets condition us to do things as well, whether we realize it or not. Don’t believe me? I think you will very soon…

Here are the ways AskReddit users say they’ve been conditioned to do things by their pets.

1. Husky talk.

“My husky does this sneezing thing when she’s anxious and I imitate her every time she does it. Usually causes follow up sneezes.

I also know right when she’s about to groan when she’s anxious/annoyed and if I make the noise before she does she won’t do it.”

2. From the tap, please.

“My parents cat prefers to drink water directly from the tap before.

Every night before bed he’ll hop onto their sink and meow until someone turns on the tap for him, then when he’s done he’ll meow again until someone turns off the tap and carries him to bed.”

3. It’s okay, I’m in here.

“Leave the bathroom door cracked just a little so she can open it, see that I’m in there, and be on her way, instead of waiting outside whining and whining.

No, I don’t do this for pooping nor when there are people over, as I’m not a neanderthal, but she really needs to know it’s me peeing in there or she will freak out about my location.”

4. All about that cat.

“Last summer my cat had serious health problems, he had to spend some days in the animal hospital. My place was so empty without him and that was the time i realized basically i adjusted every aspect of my life to please/don’t scare/don’t hurt him.

I only open the windows to let fresh air in, if the cat is closed in a different room. I always watch where i step. I hurry home from work, so he won’t vomit on the carpet from stress and loneliness because he thinks i left him alone to starve to death.

I always check the washing machine, the dishwasher, the oven before turning on. And so on, i’m checking literally everything and i do everything carefully.

I really can’t imagine what will i do if he leaves me forever. I’m so used to his sweet fluffy presence : ( “

5. They’re in charge.

“I have three cats so I am as trained as a seal at SeaWorld. Here are just three:

In the evenings, Icy will sleep on the living room furniture. If I get up to get a drink she will stretch and roll over demanding belly rubs. And she wants me to tell her she is a pretty girl. If I don’t pet her and tell her that she will meow at me when I come back.

Luna likes to know where I am at all times. So she will call out to me and expect me to answer. I know the meow that means “Lisasimpsonfan where the hell are you?”. She wont stop until I answer her.

Mr. Saucy Pants is a big baby so he needs lots of reassurance and I have to leave the bathroom door cracked so he knows he can get to me if he is scared. If it don’t this little paw slides under the door and he cries. The only time I shut the door is if other people are here.

The cats run the house.”

6. Snuggle time.

“My dog likes to sleep under the bed covers.

If she wants to get under she will come and nudge me gently and no matter how asleep I am I lift the covers with my legs so she can get in.”

7. You are my pillow.

“My dog Yuri has conditioned me into being his pillow at night. At first I would immediately push him off when he tried but eventually he learned how to rest his head on my chest little by little so I didn’t notice.

Now I basically just let him do it.”

8. Better give it to him.

“In the mornings my GSD will not, at all, go outside to do his business until I give him his joint vitamin.

He’s gone through the doggy door and turned right back inside a few times.”

9. Oh, Kevin.

“My cat Kevin loves to drink water out of the sink, so every morning when I get up I fill up the bathroom sink with an inch or two of water.

He also loves to ‘bat’ things into the sink, so I grab a couple of Q-Tips and set them next to the edge so he has something to skooch in there.”

10. Gone, but not forgotten.

“I’ve shared this before, but I got my dog Snoopy when I was 10 years and ever since he was a puppy he had this weird love for lettuce. He would go absolutely nuts for it, so whenever I had a sandwich or a burger I would give him some of my lettuce.

Over the years it became a ritual that whenever I prepared any food for myself that involved lettuce, I would grab some extra lettuce for him, so I could toss it to him as I ate.

He passed away 5 years ago after nearly 17 years together, but I still find myself grabbing that bit of extra lettuce for him. It’s kind of funny that his little quirk has still stuck with me for all these years and I honestly never want it to go it away, because it’s a little way for me to remember him.”

11. Very nice.

“I talk in a very feminine voice to my dog, she was a abused rescue and was scared of men

So, being a man, I just change my voice when I would talk to her.”

12. The hunt is on.

“My cat Bo runs into another room when I get his treats out (he knows looking is cheating) so that he can come back in & “hunt” for where I placed them around the living room.

He won’t eat them if I place it on the ground at his feet.”

13. Feed me!

“When I’m having dinner, my cat would jump on the table and look at me with squinting eyes until I feed him. I try to resist but his eyes squint so hard it’s as though he’s about to fall asleep.

Too cute not to give him a little bit of my food.”

14. Turtle time!

“I seem to have inherited a turtle, a red eared slider.

It was originally the daughters and she bought it at age 13 with the help of her mum ???? It came with a tiny tank (I know).

Once it arrived home I thought “Well how unfortunate that your new owner is incapable of looking after herself never mind a pet”, she did try but as expected got bored by this new friend.

So I looked for information and found out he may live for 25-30 years, at this point it seemed to become my responsibility .

11 years later, (Daughter has moved out) several tanks later (don’t worry the one now is fine in size), two fluval filters, heaters, bulbs for heating and UVB, custom basking ramps and the general upkeep and well being of our not so small turtle it seems that he now 100% mine. I don’t mind to be honest.

Anyway, when we are out of sight he will continually swim near the water surface and splash like crazy, all four legs breaking the surface and creating a lot of noise. For some time I would hear this noise and run into the room, upon seeing me he would stop, I walk out, splash time again.

I look forward to the next 20 years of doing this ?

Sometimes we take him out the tank, he seems fine, not terrified or skittish but quite happy to explore, I never know if this splashing is him asking “Hey come on, get me out of here I need a change of scenery”.”

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us about the ways YOUR pets have YOU conditioned to do different things.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Cat Posts That We Think You’re Gonna Love!

There’s only one way to say this: you NEED to see these cat posts.

We don’t want to hear any arguments. We don’t want to hear any sassy backtalk. We’re just demanding that you (and probably your friends and family) look at these posts about cats.

Because they are hilarious, delightful, and totally wholesome! And who doesn’t need a little bit of that in their lives right now, ya know?

So sit back, relax for a few minutes, and enjoy these stellar posts about those hilarious and strange animals that we share our lives with.

Let’s check it out!

1. Happy birthday, Meatball!

20-years-old and still going strong.

My sweet old Meatball celebrated a milestone birthday today ❤ from aww

2. Part of the family now.

I love seeing this!

Adopted a kitten, it seems he’s fitting in just fine. Or maybe a little too well ? from cats

3. You must watch this video.

And you’ll probably watch it over and over.

4. Oh, really?

He changed his tune on this one.

2 months ago: “we absolutely are not getting a cat.” Now:[REPOST] from cats

5. Hangin’ on tight.

Best friends forever.

the only boy who likes being around me this much from cats

6. This is incredible.

They can see you FROM SPACE.

7. No, we all feel that way.

They sure are adorable.

Is it just me or are cat paws like the cutest thing? from cats

8. That’s a lot of toes!

And that’s a good-looking cat!

Our cat, waffles. Total 25 toes. from cats

9. They’ve captured my heart.

Well, this is adorable.

I got the cutest photo of these two foster babies several weeks ago. from aww

10. What are you doing up there?

Well, since you’re here…

11. I would like to play with this cat.

I can say that with confidence.

12. Oh…there you are…

Anything else I can get for you?

13. I needed to see this! I did!

And I thank you for it!

Now we want to hear from all you wonderful folks out there!

In the comments, share a photo of your cat and tell us a little bit about them!

We can’t wait to meet these amazing felines! (And we’re sure that you’re amazing, too…).

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A Woman Saw Her Dog’s Face in the Sky and Others Shared Signs They’ve Received From Pets Who Passed Away

I know I’m going to cry by the time I get to the end of these photos…

Losing a pet is so tough and after they’re gone, you see little things that remind you of them everywhere you look.

And then there are people who see signs that they truly believe are messages from their late pets, letting them know that they are okay now that they’ve crossed over that Rainbow Bridge.

A Twitter user shared a sad and powerful story about a sign that she saw from her dog who had passed away.

Here are some other moving posts that people shared about signs they received from their beloved pets.

1. A good boy.

Sending you love.

2. He loved you.

And that was his way of telling you.

3. I see you up there.

Watching over you.

4. Teddy bear.

This is great.

5. That’s George.

He looks like a very wise dog.

6. I don’t think he’s blind.

She could see you.

7. A shooting star.

A definite sign.

8. RIP to your baby.

Sending you a message.

9. Missing Fluffy.

A great pooch.

10. Up in the clouds.

I see you up there!

11. Crazy beard and all.

That was him.

12. In a better place.

But just saying hello.

Do you think that you’ve ever seen a sign from a pet who has passed away?

If so, please tell us the story in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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People Created ‘Dogue’ Covers and Made Their Own Pooches Big Stars

The magazine Vogue is very popular, but now it’s time for you to become acquainted with Dogue.

That’s right, people are having a great time editing pics of their pooches onto a (fake) magazine called Dogue so they can go out and strut their stuff.

And why, not, right?!?!

All dogs are superstars in my eyes and they need to be praised and bowed down to. I have a feeling you’re in the same boat as me if you’re here reading this article and about to enjoy these photos.

So enjoy these Dogue photos and think about putting your own dog on the cover of a magazine sometime soon!

1. Lookin’ sharp!

And very classy, I might add.

2. Get a load of this guy.

He was born to be on the cover of a magazine.

3. Cuter than they appear…

No doubt about that!

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There’s no better cover star for golden issue than @panituputupu Confidence: CHCECK✌ Self empowerment: CHECK✌ Instagram star: CHECK✌ Staying down to earth: CHECK✌ ??? she’s a natural! ⭐ Photographed by her talented parents, written and designed by our editor in chief, one and only @igorsoofficial ✨ ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? #dogue #dogueinstagram #pieski #kundelek #muttlovers #rescueismyfavoritebreed #pieskiesprawy #mojpies #pieskieżycie #psiamodelka #psinfluencer #piesekwarszawski #mydogmakesmelaugh #mydogsarefamily #dogfluencepolska #odchamiajsiezpsem #adopciak #kochampsy #mojpies #polishdog #dogfanaticss #animalphotography #pieseł #dogmodel #boopmynose #warsawdog #pies #kochampsy #doggosbeingdoggos2 #doggosbeingdoggos #doggosdoingthings #onlydoggos

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4. An interview with Rusty.

He’s seen a lot in his years.

5. The epitome of class.

We have a superstar on our hands!

6. Enjoy these floral patterns.

Oh, and don’t forget about the dog, okay?

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Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking… ? – Another fun edit of the #voguechallenge, this time with a floral-embellished blouse we made back in 2016. I remember on the day we went to a dog event with this outfit, it was pouring with rain and the grounds were covered with puddles of mud water and when we got home, their outfits were splattered with mud stains… – #voguecoverchallenge #condenast #vogue #voguemagazine #annawintour #thedevilwearsprada #mirandapriestly #merylstreep #fashioneditor #editorinchief #floralsforspring #caninecouture #springfashion #fashiontrends #caninecouture #dogue #dogwear #bespokedogwear #dogsindress #dogstyle #dogfashion #chihuahua #fashionabledogs #magazinecover #fashionmagazine #hautecouture #dailydogs #dogsofinstagram

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7. I love this guy!

Virgil is awesome!

8. Simple, yet elegant.

You know this dog has words of wisdom.

9. Oh, Lincoln!

I love the headline on this issue.

10. All dressed up and ready to hit the town.

The bowtie is a nice touch.

11. This is our house.

And don’t you forget it!

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How to pawtect humans 101, & Best home alarm system, featuring Sully and Serg @sullyandserg on the new cover of DOGUE ? Full story in stories! . . ?FEATURED? Sully is a 6 year old Mastiff, security guard, and Cover Dog from Houston, TX. Serg is his 1 year old Frenchie brother, and model. Sully loves to eat, sleep, and snuggle, on repeat. He’s not a big fan of his own shadow, the swiffer, or the broom. Serg loves to get the zoomies and run as fast as he can around his big brother. He loves water— both shower and bath time! He loves to be vacuumed and blow dried. He is a bad boy who doesn’t like following rules or being told what to do. His pawrents realized that he’s a free spirit.Together, Sully and Serg make the best home security system for their humans. . . #dogue #homesecurity

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12. What a great-looking dog!

Cool name, too…Javier!

Now we want to meet your pooches!

In the comments, share some photos of your dogs and introduce us to them!

Let’s see if they are worthy of being on the front cover of Dogue!

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Funny Memes for All the Dog Lovers Out There

There are only three certainties in life…

Those things are death, taxes…and DOG MEMES!

Yeah, you heard me right! Dog memes! They’re an essential part of life and, in case you didn’t know it, you need them for your wellbeing.

They’ll make you smile, they’ll give you life, and that mood of yours will go from rotten to ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL almost instantly.

So what do you say? Do you want to check out a fresh batch of great dog memes?

Let’s get started!

1. Two sides of the coin.

Is this happening in your house right now?

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2. I’ve had enough of this!

Get the kids out of the house for a while.

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3. They don’t even ask anymore.

They just demand it…

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4. Yeah, like that’s gonna happen.

The look says it all.

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5. Let’s play a game.

And don’t disappoint me!

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6. It’s gonna be a long day…

But at least you showed up!

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7. This is not going well.

Maybe go to Disney World next year?

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8. You are a thief!

Caught red-handed.

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9. Come on over!

And let’s do lunch soon!

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10. Hahahaha. Take that!

What a devious dog.

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11. That didn’t work out well.

I bet they’d like to re-do this one.

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12. I’m not getting out of this car.

No way!

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How about you?

Do you have any dogs roaming around your house?

If so, please share a photo with us in the comments and introduce us to them!

Thanks!

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Check Out These Funny, Dramatic Cats

I was at my sister’s house recently and she decided to put her two cats, Mac and Leo, out on her screened-in porch while we ate dinner because she knew they’d likely jump up on her kitchen counter and try to eat some of the food that was leftover.

While Mac snoozed on a chair in the sunshine, Leo pawed furiously at the door with a look of panic in his eyes because he’d been banished to the porch for about 45 minutes. He didn’t stop crying loudly and scratching for the ENTIRE MEAL.

What’s my point, you ask?

It’s that cats are incredibly DRAMATIC.

And if you have a cat, you already know that, right?

Here are some hilarious photos of cats being cats…and by that, I mean being total drama queens.

Enjoy these photos!

1. Tiny lifeguard.

But he might be a little bit emotional for the job…

I’m extremely blessed to have my own tiny lifeguard. Except, instead of using a whistle or attempting to save me. He screams at me in terror… the entire time. from Catswhoyell

2. I feel this one.

We all do these days…

I accidentally turned on the news and my cats reaction says it all from funny

3. Why are you so anxious?

It’s gonna be okay!

My cat always looks like he has anxiety. Yes, he always looks like this. from funny

4. Oh, Melvin…

What a drama queen.

Melvin demanded a walk. Then this happened. I had to carry him home. (He’s fine, he’s just a drama queen.) from cats

5. How dare you be late!

Don’t let it happen again.

I was a little late serving breakfast…… from Catswhoyell

6. Pretty much sums it up.

We’re all feeling a little bit stuck.

Life in a nutshell from funny

7. Are you having a good time?

The jury is still out on that one…

My sister took her cat for a walk last fall. We still don’t know if he was enjoying himself… from funny

8. Who are you guys?

And why are you freaking out in my yard?

Taken from my parents’ kitchen window. They don’t have any cats… from AnimalsBeingDerps

9. Not a fan of the vet.

But then again, who really is?

I took my boy to the vet. This is how he felt about it. from Catswhoyell

10. Just get out!

Doesn’t make a whole lot of sense…

11. What, you don’t like this?

I thought you’d love it!

I think my cat took it personally from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

12. Loud neighbors.

They are the worst!

Upstairs neighbors are loud. We were startled together from cats

13. If you don’t follow this guy on Instagram, you should!

He’s the king of drama!

Do you have a dramatic cat in your household?

If so, please share a photo with us in the comments!

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Memes that Prove Pets are Simply the Best

You ever see that movie The Secret Life of Pets? Neither did I. Nobody did. Wait – I’m being told that it actually made over 800 million dollars and got a sequel?! So. Scratch that, I guess.

Anyway, I’ve always imagined that the actual secret life of pets is just them trying to see what they can get away with chewing on while we’re not in the room. They’re little stinkers, every one of them. But where would we be without them?

At the end of the day, the animals in our lives are the greatest, and deserve to be celebrated. With memes.

12. The missing links

He’s just chillin’ in there.

11. Eyes on you

They judge from above, as in the days of old.

10. Big fan

Doesn’t matter if it’s the middle of January, this is a must.

9. Sweet freedom!

Turns out I’m just lazy. Who’d have thunk?

8. Insert coin

Friggin’ DLC again.

7. Clucked up

My son’s beak is too short and too wet, but I still love him.

6. Fetch me a drink

Slobber on the rocks.

5. Welcome, traveler

I’d save up all my in-game currency for him.

4. I scream

Hand over the treats and nobody gets hurt.

3. On the attack

That is one angry cloud you got there.

2. In tents

They already look like they’re having bitter fights about who gets to use it when.

1. Expensive taste

“Don’t try to pander to me, John.”

I tried to show my foster cat this meme collection and he just derped at me and walked away. He’s magic. All pets are magic.

What’s your fur baby like?

Tell us about ’em in the comments.

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Cats Are Very Weird… and Here’s the Evidence!

CATS ARE TOTAL WEIRDOS.

A switch just seems to flip in them randomly and they go totally nuts and all bets are off as to whether they’ve completely lost it or not.

Is it an act? Is it all a conspiracy to trick the humans of Earth?

What the heck is going on here?

Whatever way you look at it, it’s real and there’s nothing you can do to control it.

CATS ARE JUST CRAZY…and we have to live with it.

Here are some hilarious pictures that people shared on the “What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” page on Reddit.

Enjoy!

1. Hello? Can I get some attention?

I think that probably worked…

Cat raising paw to gain attention from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

2. Beware of these cats when you’re in the bathroom.

You never know when they’ll strike.

The rare and extremely dangerous trouser cat from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

3. He’s watching you.

There’s no escape.

My cat sleeps with his eyes wide open sometimes and it’s creepy as hell from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

4. What’s going on here?

And why are you sitting like that?

I find her sitting like this all the time. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

5. Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it.

What do you call this one?

She tried out a new pose on the stairs today from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

6. Flying through the air!

To save the day!

Superhero pose! from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

7. I hope you can get out of there.

That doesn’t look safe. Or fun.

Cheers from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

8. Not the brightest cat in the world.

You like that?

He likes sleeping on metal spikes. He’s not smart. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

9. Can’t figure out which end is which.

Hello. Are you okay?

Just taking a nap ? from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

10. Okay, come on in.

She’s safe and snug in her raft.

She yells until I let her join me in the bathtub from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

11. What makes you say that?

Let me in!

I think he wants to come inside. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

12. I love this cat.

She’s in charge and she knows it.

The whisker demon has returned to assert dominance while I clean up her hairball. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

How about you?

What kinds of weird things do your kitties do that make you question their sanity?

Talk to us in the comments! And share some photos as well!

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Funny Dog Memes That Will Remind You Why We Love Our Furry Friends So Much

Let’s go!

Who’s a good boy?!?! Who’s a good girl?!?!

I find myself saying this out loud lately…even though I don’t currently have a dog. Is that weird?

Oh well, it is what is it! Because I love dogs! LOVE ‘EM!

And I think you probably do too if you happened to click on this link, am I right?

Are you ready for a heaping dose of wholesome dog memes?

I know I am! Let’s do it!

Enjoy!

1. I can’t get enough of this.

And neither can you!

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2. Always barking at something.

What was that?!?!

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3. This dog is in the zone.

Good luck on catching that squirrel!

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4. I really wish UPS drivers looked like this.

But we’re still waiting…

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5. What are you guys talking about?

Let me in on it!

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6. What are you looking at?

Don’t mess with Dwayne.

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7. I gotta be somewhere.

So I’ll take my chances.

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8. This is a HUGE emergency.

What do I do?!?!

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9. This is amazing.

The hot dog bun of shame.

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10. I’ll show you!

Now who’s in charge?

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11. You’ll be just fine, Michelle.

Just focus on yourself for now.

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12. A much-needed break.

The life of a mom.

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13. I needed this today.

And I want him!

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14. Man, I really hope so.

This would be a nice way to be greeted in the afterlife.

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Now we want to meet your pooches!

In the comments, please share some pics of your dogs and tell us a little bit about them.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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