All of These Big Animals Can Only Be Described as “Absolute Units”

You’ve probably heard people out there use the term “absolute unit” before, am I right?

Sure you have! It’s one of those catchphrases that got hot and trendy at some point and folks just kept running with it. Also, it does sound pretty cool, doesn’t it?

Okay, enough about the background: are you ready to meet some absolute units that will impress you and also might steal your heart?

Well, you’re in luck! Let’s take a look!

1. How cool is this?

Also, how HUGE is this horse?!?!

The Ardennes is one of the oldest breeds of draft horse, dating back to Ancient Rome. from AbsoluteUnits

2. It was his destiny.

He looks like a great pooch!

His destiny was to become a unit. from AbsoluteUnits

3. Have a seat on the couch.

Actually, you can probably just have the whole thing to yourself.

A tremendous amount of good boy from AbsoluteUnits

4. Wow! What a beautiful creature!

And he looks like a sweetheart!

A bad dog owner dumped this wolfdog at a kill shelter when he got too big and too much to handle. Luckily a sanctuary took him, instead and saved his life! His DNA testing came back as 87.5 % Gray Wolf, 8.6 % Siberian Husky, and 3.9 % German Shepherd from AbsoluteUnits

5. Are you comfortable up there?

I’m having a hard time believing this kitty is even real.

A comfy chonk from AbsoluteUnits

6. I like ’em real thicc and juicy.

It’s wearing a backpack!

Very thicc floof from AbsoluteUnits

7. Wow! Biggest cat I’ve ever seen!

I’ve love to cuddle up to that on the couch.

This cat from AbsoluteUnits

8. Awwwww. He looks very nice.

And also, kind of terrifying…

Absolute Unit of a toad from AbsoluteUnits

9. A proud papa.

And yes, he is also an ABSOLUTE UNIT.

Daddy with his kids from AbsoluteUnits

10. I’m in love with this squirrel.

Sadie, I hope to meet you in real life very soon.

Sadie the squirrel has eaten 3 jack o’lanterns so far. from AbsoluteUnits

11. We all knew you’d be coming back someday.

And here you are! Welcome back!

I saw this in my facebook and thought it belonged here from AbsoluteUnits

12. Get a load of this fella!

A gentle giant if there ever was one!

T H I C C BOI C H O N K from AbsoluteUnits

They weren’t joking…those were some huge units.

And now we want to hear from all of our friends out there.

In the comments, share some photos of some more ABSOLUTE UNITS.

Please and thank you!

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Run For It! Catzillas Are on the Loose!

Uh oh…

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Actually, what the hell am I looking at here…?

Oh, no, it’s much worse than we thought!

It’s giant Catzillas on the loose and they’re invading AND destroying big cities all over the globe.

I don’t mean to say “I told you so”, but I’ve been warning people about this happening for a long time now…so…I TOLD YOU SO.

Be careful out there, my friends…and good luck to you.

1. Well, now you’ve caused an accident?

Don’t you even CARE?!?!

2. Looks like a good place to take a break.

The only cat on the planet that likes that much water.

3. She’s got her eye on something.

And that might not be a good thing…

4. On the prowl…

Hey, leave those dogs alone!

5. Just chilling on the river.

But he definitely sees something up in the sky…a plane, perhaps?

6. Just pretend like she isn’t even there.

But…she looks like she might want some belly rubs.

7. Licking her chops.

I think she might end up going after that whale in the water.

8. Perched up there like King Kong.

Send in the military!

9. Oh no, this doesn’t look good!

What did you do to make her mad this time?

10. We can still see you.

You can’t hide when you’re that big, kitty.

11. Coming out of the sinkhole.

This would be pretty scary, don’t you think?

How about you?

Do you share your life with a kitty?

If the answer is YES, please show us some photos and introduce us to them in the comments.

Thanks a lot!

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Enjoy These Photos of Huge and Lovable Great Danes

I love all dogs, but I really, REALLY love the HUGE pups that are rightfully known as “Gentle Giants.”

And Great Danes are some of the sweetest, most loyal, and biggest dogs out there. And, boy, are you in for a big treat today!

Because we have a collection of great photos of these beautiful and goofy dogs that we think you’re gonna love.

Heck, these pics might even convince you to get a Great Dane of your own…you never know…

Enjoy these photos! We know we did!

1. These two are bosom buddies.

I’m just surprised they both fit in the bed.

Ny daughter was home sick one day. When I peeked into her room, this is what I found. from greatdanes

2. Afraid of everything.

The bigger the dog, the more scared they are of everything. It’s true!

This 6-foot Great Dane named Presley is also known as Scooby-Doo duo to being afraid of everything, from tiny dogs, to plastic bags and vacuum cleaners from aww

3. Can I bring my new friend inside?

This needs to be a reality TV show.

Looking out the front door… "I made a new friend, please can I keep him?" from aww

4. This is so freakin’ cute.

Look at the size of that thing!

5. Are you having a good time?

It’s a new game she likes to play.

Gave her a tp tube to play with, and she proceeded to breathe through it like this for over a minute… from AnimalsBeingDerps

6. A gentle giant, if there ever was one.

Looks like he found a friend!

7. The only way to fly.

I wish this happened on every flight.

Today’s flight just got interesting from pics

8. What a difference a year makes.

This pooch got HUGE.

My Great Dane puppy one year difference from aww

9. He looks like a lot of fun!

A goofy, playful pooch.

My aunt’s goofy great dane, Louis. from funny

10. What stop are you getting off at?

Do you think he might be riding solo?

This dog sitting at a subway from aww

Now we want to meet your dogs!

In the comments, share some photos of your pooches with us.

Big, small, fat, skinny! We want to meet all of them!

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Supermodel Cats That Are Looking Mighty Fine

Enough with the influencers on social media who are actual PEOPLE, I’m ready for animals already!

And I’m finally in luck, because these cats are can be classified as two things: supermodels AND influencers.

And boy, are they impressive!

They’re fancy, sexy, glamorous, fabulous, and pretty much every other snazzy adjective you can imagine…trust me on this one.

Are you ready to see some ferocious felines strut their stuff? Let’s take a look!

1. Wow, this is a unique kitty.

She knows she’s fabulous.

Dina the Russian Blue is so beautiful! from aww

2. Just take it all in.

I think I’m in love!

Gorgeous cato from SupermodelCats

3. Look deeeeeep into my eyes.

Now we’re all in a trance.

looking through the eyes of love from aww

4. Oh, she definitely belongs there.

The world is her oyster.

Happy floof in the snow! Was told she belonged here from SupermodelCats

5. I can’t say that I’ve ever seen a cat with eyebrows before.

But, there’s a first time for everything.

eyebrows from aww

6. Just look at what love can do!

This cat is now living its best life.

The difference a few months and lots of love makes! from SupermodelCats

7. Oh, she definitely knows it.

You gotta flaunt it if you’ve got it.

She’s pretty and she knows it from aww

8. Straight out of the wild.

This cat is drop-dead gorgeous.

Eyes. Whiskers. Face. from SupermodelCats

9. Looks very distinguished.

May I help you, sir?

I love his mustache, incredibly cute from SupermodelCats

10. I don’t understand how people don’t like cats, either.

Just take a look at this one!

I honestly can’t believe some people hate cats,, they’re amazing little bundles of beauty. from aww

11. Definitely ready for the cover of Vogue.

And then it’s time for the runway.

Put my cat on the cover of vogue already. from aww

12. This cat is in charge of the kingdom.

What a great photo!

Found this majestic cat in turkey at the apollon temple from pics

Now we want to hear from you! Yeah, you, ya rascals!

In the comments, share some pics of your furry friends and tell us all about them.

Please and thank you!

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Cats Can Be Total Jerks and Here’s All the Proof You Need

Those cats are never gonna change…

No matter how many times we scold them, punish them, or take their treats and toys away, they still, well, act like total jerks to us.

But we love them anyway, don’t we?!?!

Because they are our life partners and they sure tend to make life interesting…

But the proof is in the pudding about them being jerks, no doubt about it.

And we have photographic evidence to prove it. I think these pics speak for themselves…

1. This is amazing.

The cat put a stop to that.

2. Digging for scraps.

And not a fan of his new diet!

He’s on a diet. It’s not going great. from AnimalsBeingJerks

3. Too late for that.

You can’t control this wild beast.

4. You’re now a thief?

Where did you find those keys?

My cat just came back from one of her evening strolls with someone else’s keys in her mouth from funny

5. She did this on purpose.

Her whole plan was to ruin your night.

My cat, deeply asleep with the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle. We’ve been searching for it for 10 minutes. from cats

6. This cat is definitely guilty.

We all know it.

That smile, that damn smile from Wellthatsucks

7. Don’t believe him!

Another cat trying to pull a fast one.

‘This cat is not stuck’ from aww

8. You’re not helping, Stevie!

And you’re driving me nuts!

Every time I straighten them, Stevie jumps up and "fixes" them from CatsAreAssholes

9. I think we know who did this…

Time to track down Mr. Whiskers.

Vandalism from pics

10. Are you trying to make me fall down the stairs?

This cat is pure evil.

My cat Furgus. He also doubles up as a step. from funny

11. Just like Norman Bates.

Stupid cat, never sneak up on someone in the shower!

Heard my husband screaming while in the shower..walked in on this from CatsAreAssholes

12. I guess you’re getting take-out.

Dinner is now officially ruined!

Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice… from Wellthatsucks

Do you have any cats under your roof?

If so, please share some photos with us in the comments and tell us all about them.

We can’t wait to meet your furry best friends!

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These Cats Are All Confused About How to Be… Cats

You would think that they’d have the hang of this thing by now, wouldn’t you?

I’m talking about our cats and how they sometimes forget how to…well…be cats.

We can try to figure out what’s going on inside their heads, but you know that’s pretty much an impossible task.

They’re weird and they’re gonna do their own thing, no matter what us lowly humans try to say to them.

Here are some cats that are clearly having a few struggles…

1. You need to learn how to loaf properly!

You’re still not getting it!

My cat Luna doesn’t loaf properly. Instead she does… whatever this is. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

2. She can wait all day if she needs to.

Well…you better get busy…

She’ll hold this pose until you pet her… from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

3. I think she had too much catnip.

Are you okay?

BEHOLD… MY CAT from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

4. A very unusual way to sit.

It’s like he’s from another dimension.

He’s sitting on the wall from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

5. She likes the warmth…

Of macaroni and cheese…

she doesn’t even eat it, she just likes the warmth from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

6. You’re a little too big now, buddy.

But you can still try if you want to.

when he was little, would crawl into my hoodie pocket and purr while i carried him around the house…. he still tries. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

7. All kinds of weird poses.

He’s kind of like Gumby.

He always has a weird pose for his naps from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

8. You’re gonna hurt yourself!

Don’t bite too hard!

Chomp! from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

9. I need to know what you’re doing at all times.

I think she might be a little OBSESSED.

My sisters cat is obsessed with whatever she’s doing, ALL the time! from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

10. You touched his back…

And he immediately turned to Jello.

I touched his back from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

11. Whatever makes you comfortable.

Be careful that you don’t fall off.

Soup’s sleep spot of the week is the couch crack from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

12. Be honest with us…how much have you had to drink?

Or maybe you were smoking the Devil’s Lettuce?

Living the high life from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

Now we want to hear from you!

Do you have any cats under your roof?

If the answer is YES, share some photos with us and tell us about all the mischief that they cause. Thanks!

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These Cats Are Total Weirdos…There’s No Doubt About It

If you’ve spent any time around cats, you know a couple of things for sure: no two kitties are the same, and they’re all TOTAL WEIRDOS.

I don’t think they do it on purpose, but all cats seem to have one mission on this planet: to make their human “owners” question their actions and to completely confuse them.

Hey, it is what it is, right?

Let’s take a look at some pics of cats being WEIRD.

1. He’ll only drink it one way.

I love his name, by the way.

This is Earl. He insists on drinking from a bowl in the sink. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

2. You can’t be comfortable up there.

I tried to tell you!

She eventually did fall from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

3. Maybe he was doing yoga?

And then he zonked out?

I don’t understand how he fell asleep like this… from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

4. Help! My cat is melting!

Are you okay, buddy?

Not my cat, but my sister’s. I think she’s melting. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

5. What are you looking at?

I think you upset her. She doesn’t look pleased…

Blep from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

6. Care to explain what you’re doing?

You’re making us very worried!

I’m not sure, does he belong here? from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

7. Caught in the act.

I told you to stay out of there!

Busted from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

8. A nice place to take a snooze.

I guess you can use the hose outside if you need to wash your hands.

Seems the sink is a little clogged? from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

9. Is Santa here yet?

I hope you got a lot of catnip this year!

Just waitin for the big guy…. from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

10. They look like they enjoy being weirdos together.

But…which one is weirder…?

My favourite picture of my cats, Luna and Sirius from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

11. Are you sure that you’re comfortable?

Okay, if you say so…

Comfy? from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

12. I see that you’ve done it again.

How many times do we have to tell you?!?!

Halp! from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

Do you share your household with any kitties?

If so, please share some photos of them with us and introduce us to them.

We can’t wait to meet these furry little devils!

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Before and After Adoption Animal Pics to Make You Smile in a Big Way

I don’t have a dog right now, but (pre-pandemic), I would go down to Baton Rouge to watch my sister’s two dogs, Bea and Lily, whenever she went out of town for a while.

And let me tell you, these two rescue pups are two of my favorite pooches on the entire planet! I don’t know too much about their circumstances before my sister took them in, but I know that they’re now happy, well-fed, and absolute professionals at relaxing and snoozing on the couch.

My point: adopt, don’t shop! And enjoy these before and after photos of pets who are now in loving homes!

1. Oh, Mr. Biscuits!

He’s now living his best life! Yay!

Two months of love changed Mr. Biscuits from BeforeNAfterAdoption

2. Good work!

We’re glad you gave him a safe home.

My foster dog the day he was rescued from animal hoarders, and today. from BeforeNAfterAdoption

3. She’s not sick anymore.

And she’s turned into quite a beauty!

Before and after in three months. When I found her, I spent almost three days in a row without sleeping. She was very ill. Now she is OK. And her name is Eve. from BeforeNAfterAdoption

4. A big difference here.

What a cutie!

Few months can make a difference. She was caged almost the whole time before rescued from BeforeNAfterAdoption

5. Poor thing lost a leg.

But she’s feeling great now!

Hazel was a stray who was rescued after being caught in a steel trap for an estimated 5 days. She lost her leg but found her home with me! This is 8 weeks after coming home. from BeforeNAfterAdoption

6. Live out your twilight years in style.

Just take a seat on my lap and it’ll all be okay.

Moo was found on the street with a heart murmur, barely any teeth, and FIV! He’s now living out his twilight years as a lap cat. from BeforeNAfterAdoption

7. Loving this guy!

The best choice they ever made.

My girlfriend and I adopted Buck in August of 2019, he’s changed our lives more than we did his and has been the best choice we’ve made. Love this guy to death! from BeforeNAfterAdoption

8. Now he’s healthy and active.

Looks like he used to be in rough shape.

This Poor 10 y/o Little Man took a Year to go from brutalized to healthy and active from BeforeNAfterAdoption

9. Look at that big smile!

He’s come a long way, thanks to you.

I was told y’all would love this SURVIVORS BIG BEAUTIFUL SMILE! In order to really appreciate it you need to see what he looked like the day he was rescued. Best smile EVER❤?? from BeforeNAfterAdoption

10. A love connection.

This is what happens when you rescue an animal!

Meet Sachi, we found each other 2 years ago, and it’s been love ever since from BeforeNAfterAdoption

11. Not abandoned anymore.

He looks very happy to be in your home.

Sammy was abandoned and brought to a kill shelter in Texas before being rescued and brought to Canada to rescue me ? from BeforeNAfterAdoption

12. He got the TLC he needed.

And now he’s a happy boy!

Meet Butters. The runt of his litter found on the side of the road starved, abandoned, and completely deaf. My friends rescued him and gave him the TLC he needed to be a happy boy! 1 year before and after from BeforeNAfterAdoption

13. What a big difference love makes.

All you need is LOVE.

A years difference. Meet Dee Dee (originally Daisy) from BeforeNAfterAdoption

Wasn’t that adorable?!?!

You know it was!

And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some wholesome photos of your rescue pets and tell us all about them. Thanks in advance!

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These Photos of Animals Before and After Adoption Will Warm Your Heart

Nothing gets me choked up quite like seeing those commercials about neglected and abused animals that are suffering through the long, cold winter.

AND, nothing makes me happier than seeing the kinds of photos that you’re about to lay your eyes on in just a second!

I’m talking about before and after adoption pictures of animals that obviously used to be in bad situations and are now in warm, safe, loving homes for the rest of their lives.

It’s enough to make a grown man cry! Let’s take a look at these very happy animals.

1. That’s a HUGE glow up.

You look wonderful!

My foster dog’s 2 month glow up from BeforeNAfterAdoption

2. He’s doing great now!

What a huge difference!

This is River. At the shelter, he was shaved as his fur was extremely matted and riddled with flees. He had coccidia and conjunctivitis. After some medicine and tlc, he’s doing amazing! He’s the most loving and affectionate kitty ever, always snuggling up and kissing me! I’ve had him for 4 months from BeforeNAfterAdoption

3. What a beautiful pooch!

She looks absolutely delighted to be with you.

First day, and then 6 months later. Her dry spots are gone, the calluses on her elbows and knees have disappeared, and she GLOWS. ❤ from BeforeNAfterAdoption

4. Harvey is quite handsome now!

He’s a looker! No doubt about it!

Harvey was born the runt of a 12 puppy litter. The first picture is his first day with us at 3.5 pounds and lots of health issues. He’s now 32 pounds and getting quite handsome! from BeforeNAfterAdoption

5. From the bus stop to your house.

Looks like he’s doing just fine.

The guy from a bus stop who ate all of our food from BeforeNAfterAdoption

6. A happy little tripod.

We’re glad she made a full recovery!

We fostered Jester after her leg amputation at 6 weeks old. She was found with her leg and shoulder shattered and was terrified of everything. Now her incision has healed, she’s staying forever, and she’s the happiest little tripawd. from BeforeNAfterAdoption

7. New name. New life

And he’s living a good one!

Top: ‘Lobito’ at the animal shelter in Feb. Bottom: ‘Cooper’ on a hike today with me and da’ wife. from rarepuppers

8. She’s now a beauty queen!

And you ain’t lying about that!

When we got Hilda she was very underweight after having recently given birth; somewhere in the last 6 months she turned into a long haired beauty queen! from BeforeNAfterAdoption

9. Apollo is doing great these days!

What a good boy!

My Apollo when I found him vs. giving him lots of love, food and kisses. from BeforeNAfterAdoption

10. She keeps getting fluffier!

And that’s a GREAT thing!

UPDATE: I posted the two left pictures several months ago & many people commented on how much floof my kitty acquired in 4 months. I’ve had her for over a year now & she is fluffier than ever! from BeforeNAfterAdoption

11. A complete turnaround.

She’ll keep on flourishing with you!

The shelter sends us the dogs nobody else can handle to foster. We took in our foster Tulip a month ago, who was Code Red for being terrified of people and biting. She was also terrified of the leash, so it had to stay on. We officially adopted her on Tuesday and celebrated by learning how to swim! from BeforeNAfterAdoption

12. Nursed back to health.

Tell your cousin she’s doing a great job.

My cuz doesn’t have Reddit so posting on her behalf. She found this pup almost frozen to death on the side of the road in Long Island NY back in January and has nursed her back to the cutest health ever since. This is Ellie ?? from BeforeNAfterAdoption

Those pics sure warm the heart, don’t they?

How about you? Do you have any rescue pets in your home?

If so, please introduce us to them and share some pics in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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Do You Need a Pick-Me-Up? We Think These Photos of Rescue Pets Will Do the Trick!

If you’ve been down in the dumps, we have something special for you that we think is going to make you happy INSTANTLY.

I’m talking about photos of rescue pets who have found their forever homes and who are clearly living their best lives!

Oh yeah, you know that’s the good stuff!

Unless you have a cold, black muscle pumping in your chest instead of a heart, we think you’re gonna love every last one of these pictures of very good boys and girls.

Are you ready?

Enjoy!

1. She stole your heart.

And now she has a new home!

I rarely adopt (I always rescue then adopt lol) but this little cutie that was born with a facial birth defect stole my heart the second I saw her adoption post on Reddit. Please say Hi to my new adopted kitten, Nala! ❤❤❤ from cats

2. These two will be best friends forever.

Hey, opposites attract sometimes!

This Cat Adopted a puppy from aww

3. I think he likes you, too.

No doubt about that!

My newly adopted friend. I think he likes me from aww

4. Adopting a senior kitty.

She looks like she has a huge personality.

We adopted this 11 year old senior, ShayShay, today from a woman who couldn’t keep her anymore. Her first photo matches her personality. We are so happy to have you, beautiful girl. from aww

5. One step closer to his dream.

Well, isn’t this cute?

Our son’s dream of becoming a k-9 officer got one step closer today. We adopted him at 2.5 after his parents passed away. His new best friend, a little girl named Jovi, was born on his biological mother’s birthday. Meant to be! ? from ProtectAndServe

6. Welcome home, Arnold!

He looks like a very good boy.

Rescued this very good boy, Arnold!! He looks so handsome in his sweater!! from aww

7. This cat looks amazing.

Like a beast straight out of the wild.

We adopted Nova 12 weeks ago today and I wanted to share with you all how much he has changed since he arrived! from aww

8. Take a snooze.

You’re safe and sound now, buddy!

I accidentally adopted a sleeping machine from pics

9. Her twilight years will be her best.

A new addition to the family.

Just rescued this sweet lil old lady, Chloe. She’s 12 and she’s gonna have her finest years yet! from rarepuppers

10. Awwww. This is very wholesome.

Just look at that face!

This is Dalton, the 13 year old diabetic dog my family adopted today from aww

11. You had to keep these two together.

And we’re glad you did!

Been telling myself the only way to keep them together is to just adopt them myself. It’s not my fault. I have no choice. from aww

Well, now I feel a whole lot better! No doubt about it!

How about you?

Do you have any rescue pets at home? If so, please share some photos of your friends with us in the comments.

We’d love to meet them!

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