Hilarious and Insightful Tweets From “Thoughts of Dog”

Don’t try to tell me that you’ve never sat around and wondered just what exactly your dog was thinking about…

I know I definitely have before!

And, since we haven’t trained dogs to talk yet, we need to rely on the “Thoughts of Dog” Twitter account to help us what’s going on inside those canine brains.

Are you ready to get deep and go on a fantastic voyage of discovery? So am I! Let’s do it now!

1. Time to create some chaos.

You knew this was coming!

2. What the hell happened?

Why am I not getting the attention I need?

3. Just take your time…

Even though your owner will be annoyed.

4. I think he’s talking about his toy.

And yes, it needs a bath.

5. You just threw it all away.

Why did you do that?!?!

6. Let’s go down the list.

It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?

7. Inside or outside?

There’s more to it than that…

8. It’s your time to shine.

This is not a drill!

9. He’s your best pal!

But not all dogs think this way…

10. This is what I’ll be doing.

Awwwwww. That’s cute.

11. It’s gonna be a great day!

And we hope you get all the attention you need.

12. Let me introduce myself.

Just don’t eat it!

Do you have any dogs?

Big dogs? Little dogs? Fluffy dogs? short-haired dogs?

If the answer is YES, please share some photos of them in the comments and introduce us to them.

And tell us a little bit about them, as well!

Thanks a lot!

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Let’s Take a Look at These Super-Duper Fluffy Cats

Yo! Bring on the floof!

That’s what I like to say…to other people and to myself…

Is that weird?

Ah, the hell with it! Who cares if it is weird? I want to see fluffy cats and I want to see them now!

And I’m in for a huge treat, and so are you. Because these fluff-balls are some of the most adorable kitties that you’re gonna see anywhere on Earth.

Let’s take a look!

And remember to yell out “Bring on the floof!” while you’re enjoying these pics! There ain’t no shame in your game!

1. This one is a double threat.

Floof and THOSE EYES. Wow.

I am sure you’ll fall in love with this cutie at first sight… from Floof

2. I love the name, by the way.

I don’t think I’ve ever met a dog or a cat named Cereal.

Cereal in winter from Floof

3. Perfect for cuddling.

No doubt about that.

My huge floofy boi cuddling with me ? from Floof

4. Get out in nature.

Enjoy your frolic in the snow!

Happy floof in the snow ! from Floof

5. Sorry, you can’t have anymore.

You sure are cute, though.

Someone ate all his Halloween candy already ? from Floof

6. This cat might turn out to be PURE EVIL.

But in the meantime, enjoy his company!

I Am the Night from Floof

7. This one is almost all floof.

I wonder what the other 10% is…

90% Floof from Floof

8. You just want to pick him up!

And cuddle with him for days!

he’s as soft as he looks ❤ from Floof

9. You might need a haircut soon…

On second thought, never mind. The floof is good.

Susanna’s head is slowly being engulfed by her own floof. from Floof

10. That’s a good-looking kitty!

And she seems polite, too.

Daintily crossing her floofy feet. from Floof

11. Perfect for snoozing.

What a good companion.

Boyfriend and floof take a snooze from Floof

Do you have any kitties in your house?

If so, please share some pics with us in the comments.

We can’t wait to see them!

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“Thoughts of Dog” Tweets That Are Humorous and Insightful

Even if you’re not a big Twitter person, you should really subscribe to the social media platform so you can follow a great account called “Thoughts of Dog.”

Because, let’s get real, who doesn’t want to know what’s going on in our dog’s head, right?

I know I do!

And that’s exactly what this account does. So wonder no more, dog owners, because this is the real deal. Let’s take a look.

1. The rarest sit.

Have you seen it in the wild?

2. No more fireworks, people!

The pooches really don’t enjoy that.

3. That did not work out very well.

What the heck is going on here?

4. Waiting for the food to drop.

Any minute now…

5. Those are the kind of people you need to be around.

The kind that helps you out!

6. Bring on the pancakes.

You know you want ’em!

7. Narrowed it down.

Makes sense to me.

8. Are you sure you’re helping?

I’m just sayin’…

9. We could all use some more cuddles.

Especially from a dog!

10. Letting it all hang out.

Strut your stuff!

11. Bring your human to work day.

I like the sound of that!

12. Just do your best.

We’re all rooting for you!

Okay, you know the drill…

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, introduce us to your pooches and share some photos with us.

We want to meet fat dogs, skinny dogs, white dogs, black dogs, all the dogs you can imagine!

Thanks, fam! We love hearing from you!

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Artist Raises Money for Charity With His Hilariously Bad Pet Drawings

An artist who goes by the name of Hercule Van Wolfwinkle is doing some good work.

And when I say “good”, I don’t necessarily mean…well, good.

In fact, Hercule’s work is downright bad. But that’s the fun of it! He draws ridiculously bad portraits of peoples’ pets, but here’s the great part: he’s raising money for an important charity that helps out the homeless.

Check out Turning Tides, the charity Hercule raises money for, HERE.

Now let’s get a look at these terrible portraits!

1. Look at this handsome fella.

He nailed it!

New commission finished!!!This handsome little fella belongs to the most wonderful Jessica Milne.I’m not sure if…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Saturday, December 19, 2020

2. Two peas in a pod.

I bet this gruesome twosome causes a lot of trouble.

New commission finished!!!Last one for tonight. I was hoping to do more but I’m done in ?This is ‘Honey B’. And…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Friday, December 18, 2020

3. Let it all hang out.

Hey, you do you!

New commission finished!!I’m no vet, but I reckon I’ve seen more pictures of people’s pets than most. And what I have…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Wednesday, December 16, 2020

4. I think the arms might be a little bit long…

Anyone else see that?

New commission finished!!!This proud looking fella belongs to the wonderful Eve Stratton Sheldon. I’m not sure what…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Wednesday, December 16, 2020

5. This one might be my favorite.

Get a load of those teeth!

New commission finished!!This happy chappy belongs to the lovely Phillip Roberts.I don’t know what his name is, but…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Saturday, December 19, 2020

6. Look at this pet!

I wouldn’t want to tangle with this wild animal.

New commission finished!!This goose belongs to the lovely Kate Smith. I don’t know what she’s called, but I’ve named…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Friday, December 18, 2020

7. Yes, this cat is judging you.

And yes, she also judging the drawing.

New commission finished!!This fuzzy feline belongs to the wonderful Kevin Reed and family. I don’t know what a he’s…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Tuesday, December 15, 2020

8. Hahahaha. This one is really something else.

Even got the bow and everything.

New commission finished!!!Karen Partridge has requested this portrait of her dog. It’s a breed of dog that is so…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Monday, December 14, 2020

9. We’re are Siamese, if you please.

Not really, but it kinda looks like it.

New commission finished!!I’ll be honest, I have absolutely no idea if I’ve broken my one pet per portrait rule or not…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Tuesday, December 15, 2020

10. Why are you wearing a shower cap?

Actually, never mind, I don’t want to know.

New commission finished!!Sally Daly sent in this picture of her dog sporting a shower cap just like my old Grandma…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Sunday, December 13, 2020

11. A real goofy pup.

This dog was just made to be a star.

New commission finished!!This portrait was requested by Jessa Rolexus as a gift for her good friend. I don’t know…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Friday, December 11, 2020

I love those!

Do you have any pooches at home with you?

If so, please share some pics of them in the comments and introduce us to them.

We can’t wait to meet your doggos!

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People Posted Hilarious Photos in Response to “What’s Wrong With Your Dog?”

I sure do love looking at dog pictures! I really can’t get enough!

But these photos? They’re a little bit…different, as you’ll see in just a second.

Because these pooches were all going a little loco the moment their owner snapped pics of them…let’s just hope they snap out of it sooner than later.

1. This dog has seen a lot.

I’ve seen a lot of stuff, mannnnn!

Life takes its toll on us all from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

2. Kids, don’t do drugs.

And dogs shouldn’t do drugs, either.

We gave him some meds for the thunderstorms and he turned into a DARE commercial from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

3. What is this creature that just came from the sea?

This should be the start of a new horror film.

men and women fled in horror, when the creature emerged from the depths from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

4. Hey, whatever works, right?

She’s starting to get the hang of it.

We put her bowl on the bottom step so she didn’t have to bend down as far to eat from it… from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

5. I’ll just have a seat over here.

He’s watching all the action unfold.

6. He seems very wise…

And yes, he does sit in a very weird position.

this is how he sits from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

7. Just taking it all in.

I bet he knows all the neighborhood gossip.

My neighbor’s dog sits like this out the second story window for hours every day just vibing and watching the world go by. from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

8. What do you think you’re doing?

You’re doing it wrong. Again.

Uhhh… I don’t think that’s how you do that from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

9. Listen, we need to talk…

I like you, but I can’t get any work done. Ever.

How am I supposed to do my work with this??? from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

10. Poor guy. He’s gonna be staring at that for a long time.

And with nothing to show for it!

He haphazardly looked for birds in the tree when we first set it up. I instantly felt bad when I played a YouTube video of birds in the forest and put my phone in the branches. He stared at it like this for hours. from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

11. Look deep into my eyes.

I think your dog might be possessed.

Photobombing from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

12. Just like a lil’ baby.

Feed me! No one would be able to resist that.

My dog was sitting like this while being fed with a fork by her grandpa from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

13. These don’t even look like the same dog.

Went through a total transformation.

My little beauty queen from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

14. An alien life form is now in your home.

Be very careful…

Everyday is a new weird thing with her from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

You know what we want next…

We want to meet your pooches!

Share some pics in the comments and introduce us to them. Thanks!

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Tweets From People Who Might Love Their Dogs More Than Their Life Partners

I have a feeling that this article is going to resonate with a lot of folks out there…

Why, you ask? Because I’ve seen countless examples of people out there who seem to like their dog more than their spouse or their partner.

You think I’m crazy? Well, you’re about to see the proof, my friends…

And then you’ll never doubt me again! Ever! About anything!

And I think these tweets might even resonate with YOU…let’s take a look.

1. Don’t even worry about him.

You’re the ones I really love.

2. Hmmm. I don’t like the sound of that.

What do you think it means?

3. We all know who she loves more.

There’s really nothing you can do about it.

4. Get a free pass.

On pretty much everything.

5. Starting to hurt your feelings.

Might need to go to couple’s counseling…with the dog.

6. Give it a rest, okay!

The dog is driving a wedge between the two of you.

7. This is what it’s like.

Oh well, that’s life.

8. Let’s have a talk.

Good, she’s not around…

9. I agree with this philosophy.

You’re doing the right thing, sir.

10. Not you, the dog.

Oh…never mind…

11. You sound a little annoyed.

Are you annoyed yet?

12. This is gonna be great!

No, not you! The dog!

13. I think it might be true.

Hey, it is what it is.

Do you have any pooches at home?

Well, we want to meet them!

Share some pics with us in the comments and tell us a little it about these furry friends of yours!

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10 Golden Retriever Puppies Enjoyed a Purple Dragon Reading to Them at Storytime

I’m gonna go on the record about something that I feel very strongly about.

I’m talking about Golden Retrievers. I don’t care if you think they are boring, generic dogs that only suburban soccer moms have. I’m here to tell you that they are one of the most gentle, loving, and all-around outstanding dog breeds out there.

Okay, now that I’ve said my peace, it’s time to move on to the story!

A totally adorable litter of ten Golden Retriever puppies sat and watched (they’re also well-behaved) as a robotic Dalton the Storytelling Dragon read to them in Redlands, California.

And it’s not the first time it’s happened either. Here’s another litter of Goldens getting into the reading spirit with Dalton.

Dalton the story telling dragon made his first appearance for the “Sweetheart” litter tonight! #sunnydreamsgoldens #daltonthestorytellingdragon #sweetheartlitter #hudsonxgidgetpups? #goldenretrieversofinstagram #puppyvideosofinstagram #cutestpuppies #puppiesatstorytime #puppyluv

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Don’t they seem totally enthralled by the story?

Hey, these dogs like fairy tales, what else can you say?

This is all going down at a place called SunnyDreams Goldens, in case you wondering, because I know I was! If it was closer to me, I’d be making a trip there to meet and possibly buy a couple of these pooches.

Enjoy this video and just try to tell me that isn’t one of the most adorable things you’ve ever seen in your life.

I told you it was freaking adorable!

And now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

We’re all about the cute and fuzzy animals here, so we want you to do us a big favor: in the comments, share some wholesome and heartwarming videos, photos, and stories about animals that you think we’ll love.

Thank you in advance!

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The Unflattering Dog Photo Challenge is What You Need to See Right Now

There are few things that make me smile more than seeing dogs act like total goofs.

And, while they’re usually pretty photogenic, you have to admit that when dog owners catch their pooches unaware and the pics aren’t exactly flattering, it results in hilarity.

And we’re really in luck today, because all of these folks participated in the Unflattering Dog Challenge and posted hilarious photos that their dogs would probably be pretty embarrassed about…but we love ’em anyway!

Let’s take a look!

1. Lu is derpin’ for days.

And lookin’ good doing it!

2. These are good snapshots.

And they made me laugh!

3. Captured at the perfect moment.

Open wide for the camera!

4. Hahahaha. I love this!

Let the wind blow through your hair!

5. That is not very lady-like!

Maggie Mae is at it again.

6. Don’t take a picture of me when I’m getting a bath!

Now you’re gonna be in trouble.

7. This photo is totally EPIC.

I might need to frame this and put it above my fireplace.

8. That’s a good boy!

I think you won. No question about it.

9. Make yourself at home.

Are you sure you’re comfortable? Do you need anything?

10. Two snoozing dogs.

They sure do live the good life, don’t they?

11. Don’t choke on it!

He better be careful with that thing…

12. Looks like he really tied one on last night…

And he’s paying the price today.

How about you?

Do you have any funny and unflattering photos of your pets?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks!

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Get Your Bark on With These Wonderful Dog Memes!

Dogs, dogs, everywhere there are dogs.

Do you ever find yourself singing this in your head to the theme of that famous song “Signs”?

Of course you do, you’re only human! And I do it, too!

And we do it because we have DOGS on our minds ALL DAY LONG. It’s only natural, because dogs are one of the greatest things we get to enjoy in our lives. They bring us so much joy and can brighten even the darkest day that we might have on any given day.

So what do you say that we honor our furry friends with some funny and adorable memes, okay?!?! Let’s get it started!

1. A very judgmental pooch.

This look says it all…

2. I’ve never seen this before.

But I’d sure like to!

3. I want this dog in my life.

And I want it NOW.

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4. Immediately in a good mood.

It works every time.

5. Awww. Loyal pup.

They really are the best.

6. You earned yourself a job.

You gotta love it!

7. A very unique pooch!

The unicorn dog!

8. Ummmm, did you find it?

This has to be the place!

9. Thank the gaming doggo.

It works!

10. I can do that tongue thing.

You’re hired!

11. What kind of monster would do this?

But we’re glad she is still here and helping others!

12. It sure does!

What a great smile.

13. Pop quiz, hotshot.

This is the kind of quiz I would like to take.

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Those were great! And now we want to hear from you!

Share a photo of your furry best friend in the comments with us.

And tell us a little bit about them as well.

We can’t wait to meet all these guys and gals!

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Funny Dog Memes to Get Your Day Headed in the Right Direction

I heard someone say once that you should never, under any circumstances, ignore your dog or ever treat them badly because WE are the most important things in their lives.

They can’t wait for us to get home when we leave, they light up with excitement every single time they see us, and we should do the same for them!

Because, sadly, they’re not here for very long so we should do everything in our power to make their lives as enjoyable as possible. What I’m trying to say is that it’s all about the love, baby.

So give your pups a squeeze for us and enjoy these great memes!

1. I hope that’s not the case!

I think they’re just giving us kisses.

2. Pick your gift.

They’re sweet AND smart.

3. Really? Right now you have to do this?

Gee, thanks a lot.

4. I support this 100%.

I hope this dog runs for President.

5. You knew that was gonna happen.

I’m jealous!

6. Awwww. Cute.

He still loves it!

7. This is perfect.

That’s really all you need.

8. He sure does.

And we all agree!

9. Not a fan of this thing.

Get rid of it!

10. Call the dog advice hotline if you need to.

They really do great work.

11. You’re not fooling them.

But nice try…

12. Put on that smiley face.

You can vent when work is over.

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13. I feel you, buddy.

It’s pretty exhausting out there.

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2020 mood

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Will you do us a big favor?

In the comments, share a photo of your pooch and tell us a little bit about them.

We love meeting as many new pups as possible!

Thanks in advance!

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