People Share Secret Things That Their Parents Don’t Know About Them

Do you keep things from your parents? Stuff that you just think they’re better off not knowing?

Maybe they’re little white lies or maybe they’re big, explosive, dark secrets that would shatter their world.

AskReddit users went on the record and revealed what dear old mom and dad don’t know about them.

1. We’re married!

“I’ve been married for 6 years. My husband and I have been together almost 40 years but we were crazy kids who didn’t need a piece of paper to prove our love. After a health scare my husband’s sister made a comment that implied she had a closer legal relationship than I did. It was offhanded but it made us think.

We already had wills, medical power of attorney, etc., paperwork done but we decided to get married just to make it more cut and dry. Only a few people know we’re married. Our kids and a couple of close friends. And now some people on Reddit.”

2. A terrible secret

“They accused me of coming home ‘strung out.’ I was actually sexually assaulted and just looked like sh*t.”

3. Parents don’t need to hear some things

“I was raped nearly ten years ago. I have PTSD but told them it’s just a panic disorder. Theres a running joke in our family about how I’m so jumpy, they don’t know it’s a startle response. Some things, a parent just doesn’t need to hear about their child.”

4. Sad

“I still have cancer — my mom thinks I’m “cured” (she has Alzheimer’s so we’re not correcting her).”

5. Keep it covered

“That I have a tattoo. It’s been 4.5 years and they have never seen it.”

6. In the dark

“I’m glad my grandfather is dead. He was abusive, but I don’t think my parents realized the extent of it.”

7. Emotional abuse

“My mom doesn’t know that the mental/emotion abuse she inflicted on me as a child almost made me kill myself at thirteen/fourteen. She is a very big denier of these actions and manipulations during my childhood but I’ve gone through therapy and have made my peace. We have a decent relationship now but it will never be what I have with my father.

He’s the reason I stayed on this earth and even then I don’t even think he realizes that he literally saved my life when I asked him to fight for my custody at fifteen. I think he knows to some extent but I don’t want to ever ask if he knew bc I know how painful it is for him, he already struggles with the fact that he didn’t fight for me when they split (I was three). He chose to let me decide for myself and didn’t want me to resent him for taking me away from her without my own decision. I

hit my breaking point and he jumped into action with a lawyer and saved my life. I try my hardest to reassure him that he was trying his best and regardless I still turned out okay but I know he still beats himself up over it.”

8. Worried

“How I constantly worry about them dying.”

9. You don’t know me

“Everything, they never took the time to get to know me.”

10. This is scary

“My parents don’t know that I’ve “awakened” to the fact that we are in a cult and that they are blind devotees. ?

I wanted to leave but I don’t them to disown me. They are lovely people but they have devoted themselves to this stupid cult that they turn into monsters whenever someone criticizes the religion.

They think I’m “fortunate” because I was born “saved” into this stupid cult but in reality they’re being controlled by the cult’s narcissist leader and siphons their money twice a week.”

11. Not just roommates

“That I share a bed (and more) with my “roommate.” “

12. Hiding it well

“My dad always comments on how confident and chill I seem. I’m usually experiencing a lot of anxiety, mostly about money and my future. Hard to let those feelings show, though.”

13. That’s depressing

“That I regularly search the obituaries for their names. I don’t want to have anything to do with them, but I’d like to know when they are dead.”

14. Affected

“That they didn’t provide me with nearly enough emotional connection growing up. Sure I was provided for, but I was never really connected with on an emotional level. I wish they knew how much that affects me.”

15. Scandalous!

“That I failed out of college and have been pretending to go to classes.”

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The Kids Book ‘Go the F*Ck to Sleep’ Is Getting a Sequel

If you’re a parent or have spent a lot of time around kids, you know the nightly routine. Your kids are totally adorable and they mean the world to you, but you just want them to get some shut-eye so YOU can get some shut-eye. That’s why Adam Mansbach’s 2011 bedtime book Go the F*ck to Sleep was such a huge hit. Mansbach hit exactly the right nerve for exhausted parents who were ready to throw their hands up in the air.

Well, good new parents! The hit book is getting a sequel titled F*ck, Now There Are Two of You that will be released on October 1 by Akashic Books. The official description says, “The third installment in Adam Mansbach’s international best-selling Go the Fuck to Sleep series addresses, with radical honesty, the family implosion that occurs when a second child arrives.”

In 2014, Mansbach released another book in the F*ck series, You Have to F*cking Eat that details the challenges of getting your little monsters to eat a (hopefully) nutritious and delicious meal.

We’ll have to wait until October 1 to see what Mansbach’s new creation has in store for parents, but we can probably assume that it’s about how the family dynamics change when a second child is introduced into the mix.

One more thing we can speculate about right now until the book is released in a couple weeks: will Samuel L. Jackson do the audio narration for this new book like he did for Go the F*ck To Sleep back in 2011?

Let’s keep our fingers crossed on that one.

UPDATE: This is great. It’s been confirmed that none other than Larry David will record the audio narration for F*ck, Now There Are Two of You. I’d say that’s a pretty great choice.

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13 Times People Without Kids Posted Hilarious Memes

Hang on…this is sure to spark some debate.

Are you a person without ANY children? Well then… hello. You must be well rested and have plenty of money.

For those who DO have kids and are here to relive those glory days of not being responsible for another human being who clings to you until they don’t need you… HEY! Remember all these things and how awesome they were?

Okay, we kid… kind of. But here are 13 times when the childless among us won big time.

1. Ahhhhh… sleep, glorious sleep!

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2. I am responsible for MYSELF, thank you very much!

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3. Yeah, and baby otters grow up to be adult otters, which are almost as cute.

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4. This is what vacation is for… and grandparents…

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5.  You tell ’em Sarah!

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6. These are legit kids. Don’t @ me!

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7. Responsibility tsunami!

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8. Oh yes… this is me. Always. And forever.

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9. Yeah, who cares about a pic of a kid? Let’s see those doggos!

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10. You know, he’s got a point!

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11. Morgan, you’re my new hero. Thank you for this insight!

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12. Cats are kids. Don’t @ me.

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13. Ahhhh… sweet, delicious, peaceful, serene silence!

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So, how do you feel now? Want kids? No???? That’s crazy. I would have thought you’d want them after all!

Well, I guess we can always share our thoughts in the comments, yeah? So do that!

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These Memes Are for the Worry-Free, Childless People Among Us

Welcome to my world.

If you’re like me and you have no kids, this is the post for you. You know these memes all too well because you’re living them every single day.

If you have kids… well, it’s only forever. Don’t worry. I’m sure all of those hugs you don’t get are worth it.

No no, I’m kidding of course. You get a TON of hugs. How much are you paying per hug? $10,000? Have you ever done the math.

Nevermind! Let’s go!

1. *sniff* what am I gonna do with all this cash????

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2. I think you’ll be very successful at that!

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3. Okay. Yes. That tracks.

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4. There’s a Simpsons reference for everything

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5. Diaper free since forever!

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6. Well, that sounds fulfilling!

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7. Cheese please!

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8. No you can’t have that… said nobody to me!

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9. OMG! What??? You don’t want humans of your own?!

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10. Eliza… you bae!

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11. This guy knows what’s up!

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12. Morpheus knows his shizzz…

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I don’t know… I think I want to have kids now. Because who likes freedom and money. Nobody! That’s who! Hahahahahaha… oh boy.

No, but seriously… what are the best reasons for having kids? Let me know in the comments. Convince me. Please.

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What You Should Do with Your Parents’ Social Media Accounts After They Pass Away

Long after people pass away, their social media accounts stay online, which can be both touching and eerie. In case you’d like to prepare, here’s what you can and can’t do with your parents’ social media accounts after they pass away.

Facebook is the only social media company that allows users to decide what will happen to their accounts after they die. By going to “memorialization settings,” your parent can choose from two options: they can have their account deleted after death, or they can assign a “legacy contact” to take over. This person can address friend requests, remove tags, and update profile and cover photos. If no settings are chosen, and Facebook becomes aware of a person’s death, they will turn the page into a memorial. A memorialized profile looks different, with a Tributes section, and it doesn’t show up in “People You May Know” lists anymore.

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Instagram is owned by Facebook, but they only offer one option: memorializing the account. A memorialized Instagram page doesn’t look any different from an active one, but it becomes inactive and it can’t be altered in any way. You can’t take down posts or change the page’s privacy settings. Otherwise, you can contact Instagram to have the page removed altogether.

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Lastly, there’s Twitter. Twitter doesn’t offer any memorialization options, nor does it let anyone else log in as the deceased. There’s only one choice, which is to ask for the account to be taken down altogether. If possible, you can ask your parent what they want to happen to their Twitter in case of death; they can always give you their log-in information directly, just in case.

To best prepare for mortality, it actually is pretty important that you leave some log of all your passwords behind – that way whoever is dealing with the estate can get into everything. Check out this article for more steps you might want to take, for your parents or yourself.

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These People Saw Bad Parenting and Shared It with the World

There sure are a lot of sh*tty parents out there, huh? Parents who are rude, crude, ignorant, and have no regard for other people, kids and adults alike.

But good for these folks for exposing them to the world!

1. Just a reminder…

This is at my local park that has 5 baseball fields. The parents need to control themselves. from trashy

2. So rude

"Taking a picture of me???" – Woman changing her baby’s dirty diaper on top of an Old Navy clothing display from trashy

3. This is terrible

Parents letting their children play on the "Vietnam Women’s Memorial" Right in front of Veterans. from pics

4. Oops

These kids just destroyed this thrift shops toy section and their parents did nothing from trashy

5. Disgusting

This mother… from trashy

6. Wow. Unreal.

Someone took their measles-infected kid to the play area at Ikea. from trashy

7. So trashy.

Leaving dirty diapers at your table after leaving a restaurant is pretty trashy from trashy

8. Other people exist, folks

Letting your kid watch a movie on full volume in a restaurant… from mildlyinfuriating

9. No rules

Lifting your kids over a guard rail so you can ignore them with your smartphone while they try to destroy a display. from trashy

10. They’re busy

Neglectful parents from trashy

11. Over the line

12. Hope they charged them a sh*tload

Dealership I work at gives out loaner vehicles while we get theirs repaired. One we just got back. from trashy

13. Looks fun.

A mom and two older kids refused to leave the kids play table so kids could play. They didn’t even look up from their phones. from mildlyinfuriating

14. WHAT?

Leaving your baby in the middle of the entrance (the parents were nowhere to be seen..) from trashy

15. That’s nice

Don’t use your kid’s mental illness to be an asshole from trashy

Do yourself a favor. Don’t be like these folks. We’ll all be better off…

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20 Nannies Confess How They Really Feel About Their Host Families

An au pair is a nanny, but just a little bit fancier. They travel with families to a foreign country to take care of the family’s kids, in exchange for a place to stay, and, of course, money.

What’s the job like? What kind of weird circumstances do they get into? Do they end up screwing the parents?

These 20 people working as au pairs open up about their thoughts, feelings and struggles about their unique line of work.

Eye opening confessions in 3, 2, 1…

20. Haha, you’re not very good at this, are you?

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19. Well, it’s a different country and a strange family…

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18. Yeah, those aren’t really great years…

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17. First affair!

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16. “I need to GTFO!”

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15. Some au pairs are considered part of the family, eventually. So don’t feel guilty!

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14. Yeah, that’s a tough schedule. But that’s the job.

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13. THIS!

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12. Yeah, the relationship with the parents can make a difference!

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11. That’s fair!

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10. Ack! Icy heart melting…

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9. Fight. That. Urge.

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8. Everybody has their reasons!

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7. Again… fight those urges!

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6. They’ll get over it. Trust me.

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5. Ugh. The parents should help out if this kind of stuff happens.

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4. This happens A LOT.

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3. Yeah, that’s a problem. Tough to talk to them about it, though.

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2. ARRGH! Now that’s frustrating AF!

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1. Oh, so you get to be the bad guy. That sucks! But, ya know, money…

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Again… never develop a crush on the dad. Just don’t do it. That’s like au pair rule #1!

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Funny Tweets About Moms Who Have Parenting down to a Science

Moms have a tough job. Can we all agree on that?

If you’re a mom and you’re on Twitter… you’ll appreciate these.

If you’re not on Twitter, well, quit messing around and get on there!

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Moms, how do you feel now? A lot better?

That’s what I thought…

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15+ Hilarious Parenting Tweets. Their Patience Is Impressive…

The following kids are testing their parents’ patience to the limits and then some.

Just be glad you aren’t them.

Yet…

19. Right on target!

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18. This kid is gonna be rich!

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17. I’ll offer you zero dollars!

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16. Okay, listen here you dummy…

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15. Oh damn. Dat me.

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14. He had to find out sometime!

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13. Because they kept losing the brush… desperate measure were employed!

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12. Actually, not mad at this kid at all. Wood penguins FTW!

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11. Everything is a dog to a toddler.

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10. Attack of the killer tomatoes!

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9. Yeah dad, what if?!?!?

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8. You’ve got a future billionaire on your hands, sir!

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7. I am extremely impressed, actually.

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6. Now they’re safe… forever!

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5. It just knew. Don’t question it.

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4. Well, she did it!

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3. OMFG!

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2. Well, can you?!?!

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1. Guess she’s not going to Disney World then!

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So yeah, don’t have kids. Or do.

But don’t come blaming me when they act like psychopaths!

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A Guy Shared Some New Parents’ List of Meal Requests on Nextdoor App and It Is Bonkers

Having your first child is an overwhelming, 24/7 job that usually makes people put aside their pride and reach out for any assistance they can get.

And one of the easiest things they can get is food. And lots of it. It’s often called a “meal train” and it’s so valuable.

But this couple… wow. They’re something else.

Meet Jack Jokinen. He joined the social network Nextdoor, which is basically just Facebook but for your neighborhood. He saw a post from some soon-to-be parents who asked for help after their baby was born.

And then things got CRAZY…

Yeah, we’re ready…

Oh, you don’t think that’s what they’re doing Jack? Well, get ready…

“On a fence of emotions” might just be my new favorite phrase.

But it gets better…

Yeah. YEAH.

And here are the meals…

Breakfast and Lunch…

Dinner…

And even Snacks! Because why not, right?

It keeps going!

And going…

Jack has the right response…

Needless to say, the story went viral and people had some things to say…

Some negative…

Some positive…

What do you think?

Personally, I think this guy had the right reaction.

If you’re asking people to help you out FOR FREE with meals, you can list a couple dietary restrictions… but this is nuts.

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