Category: parents who hate bedtime

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Tweets From Parents Who Are Dreaming of Bedtime Being Over

Putting kids to bed is the chore that never ends. You have to do it every single night, for every single kid, and no, they will never, not once, give you a break on the same evening.

While you just want to go watch television or read a book or crash while pretending to do one or the other, your kids just don’t want to go to sleep – and their will is strong.

These 13 parents are in the thick of it, and just want to know when it will all be over.

13. It’s like they’ve just crossed a desert.

I mean they need to wet the bed later come on.

12. They are just tiny humans.

And yeah, they get it from somewhere.

11. They make everything so hard.

It’s part of their job description.

10. It’s every man for himself.

There are no friends at bedtime.

9. My kids have never done this, not once.

I feel cheated.

8. It’s all good until they learn how to read.

You think that’s going to be good for you, and yet…

7. Never teach them about clowns.

They’re terrifying, don’t @ me.

6. That never works out how you hope it will.

But we’ll all still try it again.

5. What else do you need to say?

Those are some well-trained kids.

4. Some nights you just can’t do it.

No one is judging you. Except probably your mother.

3. To be fair they have no concept of time.

Or at least, they pretend not to.

2. Seriously why.

They’re winding them the wrong way!

1. Welp that step’s done!

I fail to see how this is a problem.

Great, now I’m dreading my own slog through bedtime tonight.

If you’ve got tips for making it easier, please share them with us in the comments!

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Parents Who Just Need Bedtime to End Right Now

Bedtime is the bane of many a parents’ existence, and even if you’ve got angel children who love to sleep and typically listen when you tell them to do something, they will take advantage of bedtime at one point or another.

It’s in their DNA; they can’t help it.

That said, these 15 parents have had it up to here, mister, so it’s time to go to bed.

15. That sounds about right.

And sort of like a good idea.

14. They will win that game.

It was a good idea, though.

13. You can do this.

Now get back in there.

12. Rookie mistake.

They’ll outgrow that when they outgrown stuffed animals sorry.

11. Just read your book.

And don’t tell your mother.

10. Go ahead and shake your fist at the sun.

It doesn’t care, though.

9. I mean will she put him to bed?

Because that changes my opinion on her.

8. One of them definitely knows where it is.

You’re not waking them up, though.

7. Let his imagination run wild.

Maybe it will put him to sleep.

6. Eventually you’ll get to acceptance.

They’ll wear you down.

5. They can do SO many things at once.

It’s like they’ve been training for bedtime all day.

4. That’s excellent parenting right there.

Any song will do, so pick a good one.

3. Definitely choose something boring.

A textbook, perhaps.

2. That’s called karma, people.

I would be giggling for hours.

1. This is actually a really good question.

Now go to sleep.

 

I want bedtime to be lovely, but it’s just not.

If you’ve got tips for making it easier, leave them in the comments!

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