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Check out These Funny One-Star Movie Reviews From Amazon

There are a lot of armchair film critics out there, huh?

Especially now that every single person on the planet can review every single thing on the planet whenever they feel like it. But that leaves us with a whole bunch of hilarious one-star movie reviews from very unsatisfied customers.

Here are some reviews that will probably leave you laughing.

1. That’s a good point.

2. Didn’t even watch the whole thing.

3. Not women, but children.

4. Damn liberal propaganda.

5. Neil Armstrong definitely saw aliens, so I don’t why they left them out in the movie.

6. Not a fan of guys in tights.

7. Those poor criminals.

8. The movie came out in 1939.

9. Maybe he was lying?

10. Cold is a way better title.

11. Hahahaha. This is good.

12. I think he rented the wrong movie.

13. Sounds like a loving parent.

14. By the way, it’s not a documentary.

15. And then there’s this classic review.

Those are priceless!

Have you seen any hilarious movie reviews lately? If so, tell us about them in the comments!

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Hilarious Reviews From People Who Think the ‘Cats’ Movie Is a Total Disaster

It seems that pretty much everyone across the board thinks that the new Cats movie is a major disaster.

The movie is currently sitting at a 19% favorability rating among critics on Rotten Tomatoes, so you know there’s probably something bad going on here.

Let’s see what people on Twitter think about this new flick…

1. Let’s make this a book.

2. Thank you for this.

3. Stressin’ out!

4. Why? Why? Why?

5. LOLing for days.

6. Give it some time.

7. What kind of drugs are you on?

8. Going to new depths.

9. The reviews are in!

10. I guess that’s something.

11. It will always be here among us.

12. This is great.

13. HORROR.

14. Time to say goodbye.

15. I wish I could’ve been at that critic screening.

Have you seen Cats yet? What did you think?

Tell us all about it in the comments!

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Enjoy Ice-T’s Totally Honest Twitter Film Reviews

Ice-T does it all. Rapper, actor, reality TV star, and now, film reviewer.

That’s right, the man himself offers simple, honest, to-the-point film reviews on Twitter and you should probably get on this train.

I’ve been a fan of Ice-T’s since my older brother gave me a copy of his album Power when I was only 10 years old. Boy, was that an eye-opener.

Here are some of his best film reviews.

1. Once Upon A Time…in Hollywood

2. The Town

3. Intruder

4. 50 Shades of Grey

5. Ma

6. Get Out

7. Black Panther

8. The Purge: Election Day

9. John Wick

10. Don’t Breathe

11. Baby Driver

12. Venom

13. Poltergeist

14. It Comes at Night

15. The Magnificent 7

Can’t wait to see what Ice-T does next!

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Enjoy Ice-T’s Totally Honest Twitter Film Reviews

Ice-T does it all. Rapper, actor, reality TV star, and now, film reviewer.

That’s right, the man himself offers simple, honest, to-the-point film reviews on Twitter and you should probably get on this train.

I’ve been a fan of Ice-T’s since my older brother gave me a copy of his album Power when I was only 10 years old. Boy, was that an eye-opener.

Here are some of his best film reviews.

1. Once Upon A Time…in Hollywood

2. The Town

3. Intruder

4. 50 Shades of Grey

5. Ma

6. Get Out

7. Black Panther

8. The Purge: Election Day

9. John Wick

10. Don’t Breathe

11. Baby Driver

12. Venom

13. Poltergeist

14. It Comes at Night

15. The Magnificent 7

Can’t wait to see what Ice-T does next!

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Enjoy Ice-T’s Totally Honest Twitter Film Reviews

Ice-T does it all. Rapper, actor, reality TV star, and now, film reviewer.

That’s right, the man himself offers simple, honest, to-the-point film reviews on Twitter and you should probably get on this train.

I’ve been a fan of Ice-T’s since my older brother gave me a copy of his album Power when I was only 10 years old. Boy, was that an eye-opener.

Here are some of his best film reviews.

1. Once Upon A Time…in Hollywood

2. The Town

3. Intruder

4. 50 Shades of Grey

5. Ma

6. Get Out

7. Black Panther

8. The Purge: Election Day

9. John Wick

10. Don’t Breathe

11. Baby Driver

12. Venom

13. Poltergeist

14. It Comes at Night

15. The Magnificent 7

Can’t wait to see what Ice-T does next!

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15 People Reveal Which Popular Movie They Absolutely Hated

Have you ever seen a movie you completely hated, but you were all alone in your opinion? I’ll admit it: I’m not a fan of the Harry Potter series. I just can’t get into it at all.

Below are 15 movies that are so “universally” loved that the people who hate them are afraid to say so for fear of similar reprisal.

#1. A live action Fern Gully.

“Avatar.

It’s a live action Fern Gully.”

#2. Remnants continue to resurface.

“Frozen. Watched it once, thought “eh Disney” and 6 years later remnants of it still continue to surface”

#3. Just a love letter to musicals of the past.

“La La Land. It was just a love letter to musicals of the past. Well-done, but not groundbreaking or particularly memorable in and of itself. All of my friends who had never really seen musicals went crazy for it and I couldn’t stand hearing the songs from it played.”

#4. It should have been offensive.

“Ready Player One was horrendous and should have been offensive to anyone who’s ever played a video game, something which Spielberg has clearly never done.”

#5. Mind-numbingly boring.

“”Lincoln” was a mind-numbingly boring movie that’s “highlights” were Daniel Day-Lewis being Daniel Day-Lewis with a fake beard. I majored in Political Science (pro-tip: DON’T). I knew what was going on and the maneuverings that were happening and etc. Did not change the fact that it was an insanely boring movie.

#6. So bad it’s good.

“The Room is incredible because it tried so earnestly to be an excellent film and flopped spectacularly. Movies like Sharknado are boring (to me) because they try so hard to be quirky. Huge difference.”

#7. I secretly want the dinosaurs to win.

“Jurassic World. I don’t get how it became so popular. I secretly want the dinosaurs to win and eat all the main characters.”

#8. Considering divorce.

“My wife hates Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Wondering if I should be considering divorce.”

#9. Just a cool premise.

“Bird Box. It really seems like someone thought up the cool premise and then they tried to force a script into it. Although i gotta say, the scene with the parking sensors in the car was super cool.”

#10. Can’t watch it.

“Anything that’s “so bad that it’s good”.

I can’t watch that shit.”

#11. A reason to get Sandra Bullock in her skimpies.

“Fucking Gravity. I hated that movie. I work for an aerospace firm that makes stuff for the ISS. That movie felt like a reason to get Sandra Bullock in her skimpies. Space isn’t sexy. Space is full of a rats nest of cables and 30 year old equipment that’s miraculously being kept on life support by an extremely dedicated group of engineers.

That, and what the fuck was satellite debris doing in the same orbit as the ISS?”

#12. Immature and obnoxious.

“Sausage Party, all critics liked it because it had “meaning” but I thought it was an inmature and obnoxious experience.”

#13. The first three movies suck.

The Hunger Games is probably my favorite book series, but the first three movies suck. I didn’t watch the last one.

Edit: First Silver! Yay! ?

Edit 2: I’m going to look for the Battle Royale books! :)”

#14. I’m not afraid.

“I’m not afraid to clearly state my opinion of anything

I don’t like any of the current crop of action movies”

#15. I don’t get what’s so romantic.

“The notebook. I don’t get what’s so romantic about a guy hanging on a ferris wheel to make you go on a date with him. That’s basically blackmailing.”

Just be honest – you just might find your tribe in the process!

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