Seriously Dumb Moments That Might End in Epic Fails

I’m not sure how to say this without shocking you, but people are kinda dumb. They do really dumb stuff. And not just at ballot boxes. Also around heavy machinery and vehicles and sharp things.

Here, let me show you what I’m talking about with these memes.

15. Who saw that coming?

Sure hope you live in a universe with Looney Tunes physics, my guy.

14. Too cool

When your boss finds your usual napping spot and you gotta up your game.

13. Safety first

I can see a few warning signs here for sure.

12. What a vision

Maybe just order it online?

11. The pipes, the pipes are calling

Not sure if this is a real photo or a shot from a Christopher Nolan movie.

10. Whatever floats your boat

If it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid.
This, however, also won’t work.

9. Need a lift?

Now THAT is what I call teamwork. And an OSHA violation.

8. Take a seat

Having moved all my furniture up a winding staircase to a third story apartment, I get it.

7. Snow no

These imprints tell quite a compelling story.

6. Screw you

He’s really trying to get a leg up on the competition.

5. Outside the box

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

4. Head protection

Can’t tell if safety precaution or just a fashion statement.

3. Advanced tag

“Hold still, Kevin! Everyone has to know that I was here!”

2. Split the difference

My entire body is recoiling just looking at this.

1. From the jump

…what?

Never go this-level dumb. Whatever you do. Unless you want to live in infamy.

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Memes to Get Your Day Moving in the Right Direction

I tried to Google how many memes there were onlien and while I understandably did not find an answer, I did find some info on a University College London study that examined the origins of around a hundred and sixty million memes.

That’s pretty mind-blowing to me. And pretty inspiring, too. Clearly I’ve been working with some real rookie numbers on my end. I thought I looked at memes a lot, both for this job writing these articles and also just while I’m wasting time scrolling through Imgur in bed, but 160 million? I’ve got some serious catching up to do.

Let’s start with these ten and then see how we feel.

10. Cake and toleration

I don’t think I can afford to give out that many cakes.

Via: Someecards

9. Guess who?

Oh baby I hear the bills are callin’, tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

Via: Someecards

8. Over-reaction

Not to make it even more of a cesspool than it already is but let’s be realistic…

Via: Someecards

7. Following instructions

They followed the letter of the law while ignoring the spirit of it, and for that they are heroes.

Via: Someecards

6. His and hers

I don’t want to meet the person who would be comfortable with this.

Via: Someecards

5. Talk the talk

Great, now they see that I’ve seen it.

Via: Someecards

4. I will not talk in class

I will not talk in class.

Via: Someecards

3. Growing and showing

Nobody starts perfect, so a refusal to change is never a virtue.

Via: Someecards

2. Come on and SLAM

Let it be known that THIS IS MY SPACE!

Via: Someecards

1. On the clock

Look out world, ’cause I’ve got DEPRESSION!

Via: Someecards

10 down, 159,999,990 to go.

What’s your favorite place to find new memes?

Tell us in the comments, for science.

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Funny Memes for People Who Live in Front of Their Screens

Are you in front of screens a lot? Sure. We all do this. You’re doing it right now. I’m doing it right now.

And when I’m done looking at this particular medium-sized screen, I’ll probably catch up on a little business on my small screen before finally retiring to a relaxing evening in front of my largest screen.

Some may find this a sad way to live, but I think it’s a rad way to live. It’s extreme. Ex-SCREEN, you might say, if your brain was melted from looking at screens all the time.

Games, movies, trash TV, it’s what our lives revolve around these days. And we’ve got some memes about it.

13. The magic touch

But now that I’ve gotten here, what more is there for me to do?

12. Think fast

That’s a rap, I guess.

11. That smarts

Stand down in the face of true genius.

10. The master at work

What wizardry is this?

9. The blame game

Stupid controller.

8. Rare sightings

You can’t summon him without something microwavable.

7. A class act

Sorry, I was just feeling a little sluggish.

6. Skyrim’s the limit

This is my calling, you wouldn’t understand.

5. Shift in perspective

How much longer?

4. Keep your distance

Even the younglings?

3. Brace yourself

What am I gonna do, write outside this lazy trope?

2. Wait in line

We live in a civilized society, after all.

1. Weird vs. weird

As long as absolutely everyone is gorgeous.

May the remainder of your screen time today be a blessed screen time.

What’s your favorite thing to look at on a screen?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes To Make You LOL

The memes we’ve gathered up today are mostly made for a female demographic, but I say bust the molds, screw the preconceptions, these are funny no matter who you are.

Unless who you are is someone who is incapable of finding memes funny, I guess, in which case you should really go see a doctor immediately.

Otherwise, you should sit back and enjoy these memes!

10. Get a leg up

These are clearly different shades, what are you, blind?

Via: Someecards

9. Too much chill

I could just live in a sock, that would be fine.

Via: Someecards

8. Sharing is caring

Look buddy, I didn’t get a phone so that people could call me.

Via: Someecards

7. Once again

This me after a little too much puff puff pass pass.

Via: Someecards

6. Into the woods

We’ve all got our dreams and aspirations.

Via: Someecards

5. Dead serious

We’re all just at the mercy of our brain chemicals, if ya think about it.

Via: Someecards

4. Special delivery

Think INSIDE the box.

Via: Someecards

3. Mighty neighborly

Sounds like things are getting pretty thorny over there.

Via: Someecards

2. Beanie babies

Oh Frank, what has become of you?

Via: Someecards

1. A great idea

You had me at “drink.”

Via: Someecards

Now THOSE are some quality memes. You’re not gonna find memes like that unless you look, like, generally anywhere on the internet.
Like, there are probably some standing right behind you this VERY MOMENT!

Speaking of which, what’s your favorite spot to find new memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Memes For All the Ladies Out There

We’ve got some memes here that are specially curated for some lady-types, though honestly, I love ’em all, and I’m not a lady-type. I don’t think, anyway?

Note to self: look into this. Further research is needed. Also, get a notepad so you stop writing these things on your hand.

Anyway, you should not think about it too hard and just enjoy these memes.

10. Skin and bones

He didn’t survive, but he set an example for us all.

Via: Someecards

9. The big switch

Look, don’t worry about it, just keep scrolling.

Via: Someecards

8. True intimacy

We’re not gonna put on any masks tonight.

Via: Someecards

7. A shoe in

Oh, the agony of the feet.

Via: Someecards

6. Playing games

That relationship sounds exhausting but ok.

Via: Someecards

5. Space trash

Our whole planet is just some rocks that floated together after a thingy went boom.

Via: Someecards

4. I don’t take shift

You can keep that crap to yourself.

Via: Someecards

3. No butts about it

I wish I could be in charge of this stuff.

Via: Someecards

2. Card games

This is ever so slightly inconvenient, I won’t survive it.

Via: Someecards

1. The cold truth

Just put me in a furnace already.

Via: Someecards

Note to self: go find more memes, these seem fun. Also, seriously, get a notebook or an app or something, I’m running out of space to write this on my arm.

What’s your favorite place to find new memes?

Give us all of your hot tips in the comments, won’t you?

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15 Memes We Think You’ll Love

You ready for some memes? I assume that’s why you clicked on this. If you were looking for like, deals on silverware or whatever, we can’t help you.

But memes? Oh yeah, we got those.

15. The best of friends

I feel like I’m being set up for a Fox & The Hound situation and I’m already crying.

Via: Someecards

14. Get in

All aboard the carb car. Toot toot.

Via: Someecards

13. The betrayal

“Well played, human. You win this round.”

Via: Someecards

12. Mourning person

Every side of the bed is the wrong side when you actually have to get up.

Via: Someecards

11. Poor thing

Yeah I dunno if you’ve heard of this sick new trend called food and shelter? I wanna get in on that.

Via: Someecards

10. Saving grace

It’s impulse buying but from literally anywhere, we’re doomed.

Via: Someecards

9. In the cards

Time to get down to serious business.

Via: Someecards

8. Real life

From a perfect ten to a weird nightmare.

Via: Someecards

7. Special delivery

Think outside the box all you want, my thoughts reside with what’s IN them.

Via: Someecards

6. Sleep on it

Now somebody bring me some food.

Via: Someecards

5. Knock knock

That’s why I got into this job. It’s my passion.

Via: Someecards

4. The best part of waking up

…is you all shutting uuuup!

Via: Someecards

3. It’s showtime!

Did somebody say my name three times?

Via: Someecards

2. It’s lit

Man, this is way too much work just for a melty mallow.

Via: Someecards

1. The one true response

Dreams can be pretty bad, yanno.

Via: Someecards

Mmm, so fresh. So filling. Nothing like a good meme.

What’s your favorite place to find ’em?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes People Over 30 Will Definitely Understand

If you’re seriously thinking about turning 30, I really wouldn’t recommend it. It’s not that it’s terrible, it’s just that it’s meh.

It’s not like 20, which feels like an exciting milestone. It’s not like 80, where people start to admire you just for sticking around so long. It’s just…30. It’s just a middle number.

But if I had to try to describe it with a little more flavor than that, I might use these memes.

10. “Boom boxes”

These days you plug a bluetooth speaker into a little charger for twenty minutes and you’re good to rock all day.
Back in the 90’s though…

Via: Someecards

9. Responsible eating

Cut to me just eating a jar of peanut butter before it expires because I have nothing to go with it but I don’t wanna waste it.

Via: Someecards

8. The tired game

Just thinking about playing is making me sleepy.

Via: Someecards

7. A breadtangle of pizza

I’d still be pretty psyched to eat this, not gonna lie.

Via: Someecards

6. Dashed expectations

It’s a really, really good spatula though.

Via: Someecards

5. Lotsa pain

All the back rubs in the world can’t save you now.

Via: Someecards

4. Early to bed

What do you think I am, some kind of bat?

Via: Someecards

3. You’re a classic now

Oops, they did it again.

Via: Someecards

2. Very different paths

Whatever, I’m living my true life.

Via: Someecards

1. Flip phones

The one thing I miss about these bad boys is that T9 allowed me to text without even looking.

Via: Someecards

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take one of my nine daily pain naps.

What’s the strangest thing about being your age?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Prove Dogs Are Simply the Best

If you’ve ever met even a single dog in your life that you did not love I’d ask you to seriously consider the possibility that perhaps YOU are the problem.

Because it’s probably not them. Not the floofers. The woofers. The boopy-snoot boopers. They are innocent and pure and all that is right with this world.

You need proof? Cause we got it right here. In meme form.

10. Dog gone

They can’t even read but they get the gist.

Via: Someecards

9. Shut up

“I know how this goes. I go out to watch a bird and then you make me homeless forever.”

Via: Someecards

8. Very aware

Everyone step back from this ferocious creature, I need him all to myself.

Via: Someecards

7. Home again, home again

I wish I could be as excited about anything as a dog is about everything.

Via: Someecards

6. Complete treat

Did you step on a tail? No worries, there’s a quick fix for that.

Via: Someecards

5. The drop

How could I have betrayed myself this way?

Via: Someecards

4. Paws for reflection

This boi is taking “play dead” to a whole new level.

Via: Someecards

3. The evening’s entertainment

He’s just trying to keep you informed on current events.

Via: Someecards

2. New tech

He’s compatible with none of my favorite apps and I don’t care in the slightest.

Via: Someecards

1. Remember, remember

Some things in life are just a little more important than others.

Via: Someecards

And there you have it, proof positive that every dog is good and good alone. I will not be taking any questions or criticisms at this time.

What’s your dog like, and why are the best?

Tell us in the comments.

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15 News Headlines Prove That Florida is Pretty Insane

Are you looking to start a new life somewhere exciting and unpredictable? Why not try Florida!

You may have heard of this state, but unless you’ve lived it, you really don’t know the full experience!

Here are fifteen reasons you should check out Florida today!

15. The fabulous healthcare system

You’re gonna need to come in with something bigger than that if you want real help.

Source: ABC 6

14. Their unique cuisine

Now that’s what I call fine dining.

Source: Orlando Weekly

13. Public games and festivals!

It’s not just the cards that are wild.

Source: Click Orlando

12. The culture of honesty

Maybe it was meant to be like a double bluff?

Source: KTLA

11. The amenities

Welcome home, sucka.

Source: Tampa Bay Times

10. Their determination

Wasn’t this a whole season arc in Rick & Morty?

Source: NBC 12 News

9. Their home medicine

Hey, if it’s good enough for the President.

Source: Sun Sentinel

8. The natural splendor

I need to know how long he got away with this.

Source: Click Orlando

7. Their flare for the dramatic

Cool way to get the cops called on your parents.

6. Their generous nature

Best Easter ever.

Source: ABC 9

5. Their Christmas spirit

You can sharpen those things down pretty good if you’re patient enough.

Source: Radio.com

4. Their attitude of diligence

Just gotta double check first, otherwise this would be really stupid.

Source: Miami New Times

3. Their arts and entertainment

This is exhausting work.

Source: The Gaily Grind

2. Their innovation

Not sure if that’s what they meant by “mask required.”

Source: Tampa Bay Times

1. Their bold statements

This is just flexing.

Source: NBC 8

Well what are you waiting for?! Head to the sunshine state and start your weird new life NOW!

What’s the strangest thing about where you live?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes About Dogs We Think Will Improve Your Health

We really don’t deserve dogs. That much is not in dispute. But I really need ya’ll to stop saying it out loud so much.

See, I was reading a thing the other day about how maybe dogs understand more of our language than we give them credit for, and it’s got me nervous. Because if they’re picking up on the parts where we keep talking about how they’re too good for us, they might realize we’re right, and finally go off to form the doggo society they should.

Just keep it hush hush and enjoy these dog memes, OK?

10. The afterwoof

Checks out, I’m pretty sure that’s an actual cloud.

Via: Someecards

9. Fuzzballs

You better keep an eye out for these troublemakers.

Via: Someecards

8. The sniffy betrayal

I will never forgive you until four seconds from now when I forget.

Via: Someecards

7. Snuggle up

Do you like this art I had commissioned of us?

Via: Someecards

6. Canine Karen

These dry bones are far too dry. Who can I speak to to make this right?

Via: Someecards

5. Dog day afternoon

Hey man, nobody can stop you.

Via: Someecards

4. Woofday

TGIF – thank God it’s fluffy.

Via: Someecards

3. Get down to it

Somebody said “lay down” and she just went for it.

Via: Someecards

2. The excite

No matter how many hundreds of times it happens.

Via: Someecards

1. Fawning over you

These creatures are too precious for us.

Via: Someecards

Go pet a dog today and give them a treat. Bring us all one tiny step closer to deserving the honor of their presence.

What’s your dog like?

Tell us all about them in the comments.

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