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Want Some Funny Marriage Tweets? Here You Go!

Isn’t marriage wonderful?

No worries, no fighting…just the two of you staring into each other’s eyes and falling in love all over again every single night over a candle-lit fire…

Yeah right! Who are we kidding?!?!

It’s a constant battle of Good vs. Evil, Right vs. Wrong…and we’ll leave it up to you to figure out who’s on the “correct” side of your own battles.

Well, now that we’ve come to grips with that reality, let’s enjoy some funny tweets about marriage! Here we go!

1. Hey, this is a great surprise!

Are you sure about that…?

2. Doesn’t seem fair, does it?

Hey, I’m trying to sleep over here!

3. This is some very good planning.

We got a smart one here!

4. Can we all stop doing this?

It’s enough to drive a person nuts!

5. That pretty much sums it up.

And if I were you I wouldn’t ask any questions…

6. That’s one way to prove a point…

Honey, why is there another bottle of A1 open in the fridge?

7. You don’t want to feel left all alone.

I can help you out with this.

8. Everything is firing on all cylinders.

You gotta love it!

9. Yeah, what about those parachute pants?

You should just probably keep your mouth shut…

10. Hey, it might be a good deal!

Give me all the details!

11. You’re really doing it, aren’t you?

Now it’s time to show you off!

12. Ummmmm, you did your nails?

WRONG ANSWER.

Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

How’s your relationship with your significant other going these days?

Tell us what’s going on in the comments. And yes, we are your new therapists…

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These Husbands Prove That Guys Can Be Really Funny (Sometimes)

We all think we’re super funny, but that can’t possibly be true.

And way too many guys think that an excellent sense of humor comes part and parcel with becoming a husband and/or a father – I mean, puns are cool and all, but there are other types of jokes!

These 10 husbands, though, have some seriously funny thoughts on marriage and relationships – just check it out and see if I’m right!

10. You can do that at home!

For free (and now I sound like my father).

9. That’s called working in tandem.

Something tells me she doesn’t think it’s as cute as he does.

8. You’re on the same page.

You’re just reading different books.

7. He can never be wrong.

That’s more important than romance, hello.

6. Everything is a competition.

You know I’m right.

5. Heaven help the person loading it “wrong.”

Because of course there is a right way.

4. Working from home is a trip.

Just be impressed he knows how to work an iron.

3. He thinks it’s charming.

She’s not so sure.

2. Someone needs a memo.

That’s a clear violation.

1. Now that you mention it.

He probably didn’t want to know the answer to that question.

 

I’m giggling quite a bit right now, and I’m glad I am. Dads need to get more credit for being essential AND hilarious.

Which one of these cracked you up the most? Which one would you retweet immediately? Which one do you wish you tweeted?

Let us know in the comments! We love to read your thoughts!

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Enjoy These Hilarious Takes on Marriage by the Wife Half of the Equation

If you are married, there are times when your partner will almost get themselves murdered in some fashion. It could be something they say, or something they do, or maybe they just decide it’s a good idea to crunch their way through a cup of ice at 10pm. IN BED.

Ahem.

Whatever the instances, the best way to handle said murder temptation is through humor (or maybe therapy or meditation) – a trick these 12 women have down pat.

12. That is true love.

I’m not that nice, I guess.

11. It all depends on your definition of the word.

And no, you shouldn’t clarify.

10. Your point?

Just get the list, man.

9. Definitely torture each other just for fun.

Otherwise, why be married?

8. I can’t stop laughing.

Priceless moments.

7. Probably not the photos he hoped to receive.

But perhaps just as effective.

6. Every morning it feels twice as long.

The rest of the day is better, I hope.

5. Ah, the perks of being a woman.

You know it’s not gonna matter to them.

4. Why do those even exist?

Who eats them? They are monsters.

3. It’s like it was his first day.

You know better, Sir.

2. Literally no one is listening.

Why would they? You’re always there to ask again.

1. Why is this so painfully true?

At least, it is over here.

These made me laugh; I must be married.

Yep, just checked. I am indeed married. Whew! Glad I confirmed that.

Which one of these hit home for you? Let’s commiserate together!

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Enjoy These Hilarious Takes on Marriage by the Wife Half of the Equation

If you are married, there are times when your partner will almost get themselves murdered in some fashion. It could be something they say, or something they do, or maybe they just decide it’s a good idea to crunch their way through a cup of ice at 10pm. IN BED.

Ahem.

Whatever the instances, the best way to handle said murder temptation is through humor (or maybe therapy or meditation) – a trick these 12 women have down pat.

12. That is true love.

I’m not that nice, I guess.

11. It all depends on your definition of the word.

And no, you shouldn’t clarify.

10. Your point?

Just get the list, man.

9. Definitely torture each other just for fun.

Otherwise, why be married?

8. I can’t stop laughing.

Priceless moments.

7. Probably not the photos he hoped to receive.

But perhaps just as effective.

6. Every morning it feels twice as long.

The rest of the day is better, I hope.

5. Ah, the perks of being a woman.

You know it’s not gonna matter to them.

4. Why do those even exist?

Who eats them? They are monsters.

3. It’s like it was his first day.

You know better, Sir.

2. Literally no one is listening.

Why would they? You’re always there to ask again.

1. Why is this so painfully true?

At least, it is over here.

These made me laugh; I must be married.

Yep, just checked. I am indeed married. Whew! Glad I confirmed that.

Which one of these hit home for you? Let’s commiserate together!

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These Marriage Tweets Are Funny, Because They’re True

What makes a joke funny? Well, we’re still figuring out an exact forumula, but when it comes to things like complex relationships and emotions, part of what makes you laugh is your ability to connect with the material.

And if you’ve ever been or are currently married, there’s no denying the hilarious truth in these 18 comments.

18. You have to play to your strengths.

17. Hopefully your wife doesn’t take it to a third party.

16. Who was more excited to see him?

15. She just doesn’t want you to make her mistakes, that’s all.

14. Why are they like this?

13. Do it, please…not like that, though.

12. You know that it is.

11. I mean he’s probably not too far off. Unless you fall asleep.

10. Outsourcing can save marriages.

9. Bahaha this made me cringe and laugh at the same time.

8. You don’t want to NAG though.

7. It happens to the best of us!

6. HOW DARE HE.

5. Actions speak louder than words.

4. He knows where he falls in the pecking order.

3. You know what she means.

2. At least he hasn’t changed?

1. It is the kindest course of action.

 

Marriage is great, but also, there are some days when you really, really need to laugh about it so you don’t go screaming naked down the street.

Just me? I doubt it.

Which one of these got you the most? Tell us about it in the comments!

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