It’s a joke in the writing community that male writers manage to create the most cringe-worthy, impossible female (and sexual) moments – and now, there’s a Twitter account dedicated to giving shoutouts to the best (worst) of the bunch.
We don’t get real pockets in pants because we have tiny purses in our vaginas!!! #thanksforthat #menwritingwomen (Stuart Woods, Desperate Measures) pic.twitter.com/42tTjv5Cs9
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) July 29, 2019
Buckle up, because these are amazingly too much.
15. I mean why not just get a dog?
Forever sick of the trope that women have to "train" men #submission (THE MOUNTAIN, Dafydd ad Hugh) pic.twitter.com/hEmD2G0QVr
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 19, 2019
14. Still trying to figure this one out.
ah yes, breasts that move like pinballs. I'm familiar. (WINTER OF THE WORLD, Ken Follet) pic.twitter.com/2sTFy6sXIl
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 19, 2019
13. I mean, who doesn’t?
Yes, I too, offer my breasts to the Rain God in hopes this drought will someday end (FOOL MOON, Jim Butcher) pic.twitter.com/NLRAdOzMhL
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 18, 2019
12. At least he mentioned her face first?
all breasts point to 'this ain't it' #submission (THE LONG LONG WAY, Sebastian Barry) pic.twitter.com/PYoo5ViPaR
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 16, 2019
11. Snoozer.
I've never been less turned on in my life #submission (TO THE HILT, Dick Hanson) pic.twitter.com/5IL8PCiAZO
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 16, 2019
10. Her wheat-colored nest.
in the latest edition of the audubon, read how birds relate the pubic hair of your loved ones!!!
https://t.co/aW0ZNWCBId
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 20, 2019
9. The breasts.
Today on dudes are not allowed to write, ever. pic.twitter.com/uBfhotj9dc
— Jess (@sequence_fairy) January 10, 2019
8. Nipple-weary.
i've cringed so hard i'm inside-out (BIG BREASTS + WIDE HIP, Mo Yan) pic.twitter.com/HyQE9DXVhK
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 19, 2019
7. I obviously need to get to know my boobs better.
breasts now have entire personalities pic.twitter.com/VqIqOfE7FY
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 17, 2019
6. Can you say “rape-y?”
"dressed like that, she has to be up for it" oh cool so bc she's dressed a certain way she's deserving of a certain treatment?? THAT'S NOT RAPEY AT ALL #submission (KILLING EVE Vol2, Luke Jennings) pic.twitter.com/9P3kmKc8WV
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 16, 2019
5. Never you worry, ladies.
Also the full part of the passage is just as bad pic.twitter.com/NfXnhzWJlZ
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 20, 2019
4. Skim alert.
This guy is at it CONSTANTLY. https://t.co/SS3Jf5O7e8
— Roberta Seaport
(@ambrotypes) August 19, 2019
3. A decent little pooper.
I know this is meant to be "horror satire" but that is no excuse for literally any of this (LULLABY, Chuck Palahniuk) pic.twitter.com/ow3rpzq16G
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 18, 2019
2. Is that supposed to be a good thing?
It's not sexist if you're comparing her to a boy!!! pic.twitter.com/kMOes6aLYM
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 17, 2019
1. IDK I’d be reaching for the pepper spray.
If a man "strode up to me" and took control I'd be yelling for the cops #submission (ORIGIN, Dan Brown) pic.twitter.com/PZ9Uin8f8Y
— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 16, 2019
I’m off to walk “boobily” to the kitchen for a cookie that will somehow never find its way to my waist!
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