I think we know who’s winning the battle of the sexes…
Guys, we had it coming. You know how we can avoid this in the future? Stop acting like dummies!
And ladies, keep up the hilarious takedowns. We can all laugh at ourselves, right?
I think it’s safe to say the ladies came out on top this time.
1. That’s probably the case.
do you think men twitch so much in their sleep because their bodies can’t handle not saying something stupid for that long so it finds another way to be annoying
— salad (@defnotsally) May 30, 2019
2. Not a good look.
men b like “haha chunky filas r ugly” n then wear those skinny jeans that look like ribbed condoms u know the ones
— georgia (@THINKlNBOUTU) October 8, 2019
3. That’s a lot of guys…
boys that will definitely ruin your life:
1. any boy named kyle
2. all matts
3. chads (or anything with -ad)
4. any variation of zachary
5. any guy whose name starts with j— sad spooky liz
(@unrealizzztic) October 8, 2019
4. Not a chance!
a pregnant virgin i can believe, but three wise MEN? all in one place?
— world vision (@hausofIau) December 24, 2018
5. Ouch…that hurts.
not to be that person that’s always asking what the fuck is wrong with adult men but has anyone figured out what the fuck is wrong with adult men
— spider (@BUGPOSTING) November 12, 2018
6. I’ve often wondered that myself.
how is it possible that so few men are in therapy when every single man i’ve ever met should 100% be in therapy
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) May 23, 2019
7. And it shows…
every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless
— dre (@gothshakira) September 4, 2019
8. Now, how does this work?
He’s not ignoring you he just recently bought separate shampoo and conditioner and is trying to figure out which one goes in his hair first
— Mat
(@matchu_chutrain) September 11, 2019
9. Is that wrong?
men b like “all i said was women don’t deserve rights why are u mad at me”
— bailey (@doyalikebaileys) May 16, 2019
10. Keep your mouth shut.
Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look.
— Amy Fowler (@AmyAbroad) August 15, 2018
11. Very, very true.
A group of white men is called a subreddit
— Sarah Mowrey (@SarahMowrey) April 15, 2018
12. Gotta get that fully developed brain
Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship
— cecilia (@waple_cyrup) November 28, 2018
13. Girls night.
men should have curfews so women can go out at night
— celena (@swinedude) July 20, 2019
14. A sad state of affairs.
A man cheating on Beyoncé is all I need to know about men
— Sadé (@_munchkinn) February 1, 2019
15. Going way back for this one.
My grandmothers 1925 version of “men are trash” x pic.twitter.com/AzQ5ZCmFIO
— ella bella (@_ellaroberts) March 22, 2018
Oh ladies, you’ve done it again!
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