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Amazing Bits of Tumblr Nonsense For Your Viewing Pleasure

If you haven’t been on Tumblr in a while, you’re missing out. Yes, there’s a lot of dumb nonsense to wade through, but there’s also a lot of GREAT nonsense to be mined out. The kind of nonsense that puts a smile on your face. The kind of nonsense that makes you feel proud to be a citizen of the internet. What does it mean to be a citizen of the internet? Absolutely nothing. It’s nonsense. That’s the point. Keep up.

Here are 10 thoroughly delightful absurdities from the jabberwocky connoisseurs at Tumblr.

10. Easy, tiger

Big kitties make their own rules and we just gotta respect that.

https://mloreley.tumblr.com/post/138460084954/opalescentdragon-lehrastar-bunnyfood-get

9. Why oh Wyoming

Am I the only one who pictures this as some sort of slithering motion?

https://rootsoftherevolution.tumblr.com/post/134947983827/kiba2-dead-hey-what-are-you-doing

8. Don’t lose your head

There’s a fine line between love and hate.

https://zellethegal.tumblr.com/post/82967419034/laurassbutt-littoralbones-buttodenkirk

7. Not today, Satan

Cool cool cool, I’ll just go ahead and never swim again, thanks.

https://starfleetrambo.tumblr.com/post/77161868328/fuckinglesbian-thorsies-having-seaweed-rub

6. Butter arm, though

Compared to my cooking skills you’re still doing great.

https://illinoisbysufjanstevens.tumblr.com/post/70211123337/roughrimjob-i-burned-like-%C2%BE-of-my-forearm-on

5. The dark lord rises

This is how you turn lemons into lemonade.

https://admiralrainbow.tumblr.com/post/62926371111/punned-i-get-bloody-noses-a-lot-and-i-can

4. Be careful what you wish for

Osamah here did their good deed for the day.

https://sesh.tumblr.com/post/53247485766/lvysaur-osamah-lvysaur-i-could-use-a-good

3. Perturbing punctuation

E.E. Cummings would be very proud.

https://reqlized.tumblr.com/post/175375825619/consultingsonic-superwholockmunity-i-just

2. Maybe he’s born with it…

…♪♪ maybe it’s Mephistopheles. ♪♪

https://monswoon.tumblr.com/post/120611184943/0-memento-mori-0-glassbottledemon

1. Rock your face off

The only way to stop a bad guy with a crystal is a good guy with a crystal.

https://morticious-delicious.tumblr.com/post/165992004222/crystals-for-banishing-someone

Now that’s the kind of nonsense that fills my soul right up. Thank you, humans of Tumblr. Please continue your noble cause.

What’s your favorite kind of thing to find on Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments.

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Posts You Can Check Out to Give Your Brain a Break

Do you need a break? No worries. We’ve got you covered with some good old fashioned random bits of internet. Today’s fine selection comes from some especially funny Tweeters and Tumblrs and terribly terrific typers who have whipped up just the right balance of lols to give your brain the boost it needs.

So without further ado, enjoy a breather with these 10 particularly priceless posts.

10. Use the force

Man, ever since Rise of Skywalker suddenly EVERYBODY’S a Palpatine. So predictable.

9. Water water everywhere

Why get high when you can get hydrated?

8. The gig economy

Hold on, gotta go write my new screenplay “Sub-Contract Killer.”

7. Spill that tea

Look, I’m not here to relax, I’m here to explode into my own brain.

6. Under a full moon

She’s connected to something very ancient and powerful and you should respect that.

5. Crunchwrap supreme

There is absolutely nothing a-peeling about this.

4. Do ya like jazz?

Dude, just use the buzzer next time.

https://thebeeblogger.tumblr.com/post/159753415771/acegodzilla-so-i-got-a-notification-from-our

3. Love/hate relationships

The great thing about pets is they have no idea what you’re saying.

https://beddle.tumblr.com/post/183442042642/thc-mx-mechalesbian-there-are-two-types-of

2. Holey Yeezus

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat on a wage.

https://fozmeadows.tumblr.com/post/160726210441/peak-capitalism-is-not-immediately-knowing-if-this

1. All the news that’s fit to print

Yes this is how the majority of journalistic output makes me feel as well.

https://w-igglytuff.tumblr.com/post/112731733420/creepydear-memeguy-com

Hope that was a nice break! If it wasn’t long enough, we recommend scrolling back up and reading it again. You can literally do it for free all day if you want. We won’t mind, and we won’t tell.

Who are the funniest people to follow on the internet right now?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Might Feel a Little Too Real

When I die, rather than have some pithy quote as my epitaph, I’d like chiseled upon my gravestone the meme that I found most relatable in my lifetime. It could easily become a trend among those of us who have lived our lives mostly or entirely in the era when memes are practically the most common form of self expression. Keep your Shakespeare quotes and your “loving husband” designations and what not, I’ll take a classic Salt Bae or Dat Boi to express what my life was all about.

Of course, with so many highly relatable memes out there, it would be a difficult prospect to choose just one to truly represent me. Here are a few possibilities.

11. TV troubles

The children of today don’t know the burdens of our past.

10. PJ armor

You don’t expect to GAIN weight during a crisis, but, here we are.

9. Tastemakers

Whew, I’m safe.

8. Don’t @ me

Actually do @ me, please, I crave validation at all hours.

7. Night and day

Can’t sleep in if you don’t sleep.

6. Struttin’

Still gonna expect that assignment submitted by the stroke of midnight, though.

5. Consider carefully

I guess technically I’m a con man?

4. Microbro

This has a real heady feel to it.

3. Pave the way

Like getting a speed boost when you’re not racing.

2. Sky high

Santa has never looked so lost.

1. Eyes on the prize

At least I’m reading.

I just can’t decide what meme best expresses me. I’d better do some more research; there’s lots more to sift through on this great big internet of ours!

If you have to pick one meme to express who you are as a person, what would it be?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Are So Stupid They Might Be Genius

Even though I’ve worked in comedy on and off for a long time, there are still certain comedy-related concepts that I just can’t quite find words for. One of them is that feeling of something that’s so stupid you laugh at it, and then get kind of angry at yourself for enjoying it, because you know, deep down, that you should be more sophisticated than that, but you aren’t.

So far as I know, no such English word exists – yet. Guess we’ll just have to come up with one ourselves. In the meantime, here are 10 examples of the kind of thing I’m talking about.

10. No bones about it

The ancients worshiped the spooky boi of wisdom.

9. Crash diet

“Hey wine is a vegetable, right?” – people in the 70’s.

8. On a roll

I looked at this meme and suddenly three couches appeared in my yard.

7. Thicc burger

Nothing wrong here, move along everybody.

6. They grow up so fast

Seriously was looking at a real baby considered a sin?

5. Road.exe has crashed

Why do these options even exist, my computer literally never cares.

4. Toaster coaster

It’s a rootin’, tootin, shiny scootin’.

3. A sign of the times

OK but in 2020 this is actually super necessary.

2. Good fountains

“It was as if a thousand dads cried out at once, and then suddenly, silence.”

1. Saucy times

She pleas for the cheese.

Welp, all of that was extremely stupid and enjoyable. I still don’t have a good word for it though. Shamegiggles? Dumbchuckling?

Do you have any ideas for what this kind of humor should be called?

Share ’em in the comments.

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