Millennials just can’t catch a break, can they?

They get ridiculed by everyone who isn’t part of their generation and they seem to be the butt of endless jokes. But it seems like they (usually) take the harassment in stride.

Let’s give these young people a break…after we laugh at these tweets making fun of them.

1. Ugggghhhh

the millennial version of 2.5 kids and a picket fence is six houseplants and no roommate

— (@tinygorgon) April 16, 2019

2. Let’s not get together

millennial dating
u: hey wyd wednesday
them: working to survive. wyd saturday
u: being tired from working to survive then laundry
them: nice

— logic luther king (@jaboukie) October 1, 2017

3. Check all the boxes

By the time you’re in your 20’s you should have a:

-job you’re underpaid at

-anti depressant prescription

-Conspiracy theory you unironically believe

-sense of impending existential dread

— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) August 13, 2019

4. That’s not depressing at all

Tips for Millennials to save money:

1) Don't eat
2) Live in your car
3) Don't drive anywhere, sell the car
4) Your only entertainment should be watching your own tears drip down your face into your bowl of ramen
5) Die as soon as possible if you get sick

— Toad Girl Summer (@nyhcmaven84) June 5, 2018

5. Oh God, no!

millennials as a parent pic.twitter.com/q1HAHkOqza

— galactic center starscape (@goodqueensansa) May 31, 2018

6. Hang on tight

millennials to Gen Z as the recession nears pic.twitter.com/K1w45bpIZi

— Gene Park (@GenePark) August 14, 2019

7. He has a point…

FOR REAL THOUGH IF MILLENNIALS HAD THE POWER TO KILL ENTIRE INDUSTRIES DO YOU REALLY THINK WE'D BE LIKE "LOL MAYONNAISE IS DONE BUT THE STUDENT LOAN INDUSTRY CAN STAY"

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) August 13, 2018

8. Ouch

maybe millennials wouldn't spend so much money on coffee if we could produce serotonin

— dirt prince (@pant_leg) June 29, 2019

9. Quite a difference

Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ

Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY

— Jordan Lancaster (@jordylancaster) July 25, 2019

10. Well, good to see ya

How millennials greet each other:
Millennial 1. How have you been?
Millennial 2. Meh. I’m not dead so I guess I’m okay. How about you?
Millennial 1. Same. Same.
Both: *sits in morbid silence for 5 seconds*

— Beautifully Twisted (@sanitythief) December 11, 2018

11. The nerve of these people

As a millennial I agree that we’re too entitled like, boohoo I can’t afford rent without 2-6 roommates, waaah I haven’t been the dentist in 7yrs, ack I’m so sad I can’t seriously heal from my childhood trauma bc the copay for regular therapy appts are so high. I mean the nerve??

— Ash (an female) (@adult_mom) February 19, 2019

12. Hmmmmm

Millennial Job Descriptions Be like:

-must be fluent in excel, photoshop, copywriting, Spanish, English, Klingon, and Chinese

-office keg!!

-free snacks!!

-must have 3-8 years experience

-bachelor’s degree accepted, master’s preferred

– good vibes only!!!

Pay: $15/hr

— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) June 11, 2019

13. So true

"hey just following up"

-unemployed millennial proverb

— logic luther king (@jaboukie) May 22, 2017

14. I don’t hear anything

millennial culture is driving with your music really loud so you can’t hear all the fucked up sounds your shitty car is making

— sev (@seven_thenumber) April 12, 2019

15. The wonders of time

The sense of time I have as a millennial is so weird…
1970: About 30 years ago
1980: About 20 years ago
1990: About 10 years ago
2000: About 10 years ago
2010: About 1,000 years ago
2016: About 10,000 years ago
2018: About 1,000 years ago
Last week: About 1,000 years ago

— Sandstone (@quartzen) July 2, 2019

Now, get back to eating your avocado toast!

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