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Tricky Tweets That Are Actually Treats

We’re going door to door trick or tweeting.

The way it works is, you click on this article, and then we give you either a nasty trick, or a bunch of tweets. And lucky you, you got the tweets! Congratulations! You don’t wanna know what happened to all those poor slobs who got tricks. They had to change their names, get new identities, the whole nine yards.

Anyway, enjoy your ten funny tweet treats from some of the best comedic minds on Twitter.

10. Intolerable cruelty

I’m sorry, did you say “diary products?”

9. B careful

The people who make these tests are sadists.

8. Cleansing fire

I’m gonna burn me down with it.

7. The great divide

Nobody gets funny later.

6. Science!

This guy’s got big ideas and we’re on board for them.

5. Time flies

Lol, as though we’re still gonna be around in 2080.

4. Big *fish* energy

Gotta pull yourself up by your gill flaps.

3. Flushed with anger

The wave of the future is always frightening.

2. Additional features

Might have to deal with some of the junk in my trunk.

1. Enlightening

This is an absolutely shocking revelation.

Hope you liked those, and if you did, click around! We got lots more around here. And none of them are actually tricks. We lied about that.

Saying there were tricks WAS the trick! What a twist! Eat your heart out, M. Night Shayamalan.

Who’s tweets do you think you could read for hours on end without getting bored?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Great Celebrity TikToks You Might Have Missed

As a wise poet said one time, “Tick-tock / on the clock / But the party don’t stop, no / Oh, whoa, whoa-oh / Oh, whoa, whoa-oh.”

Though these words were writ 7 entire years before the social video platform was launched, we can only assume Kesha was making a prediction that one day, we would have a thing called TikTok, and upon that app, the party would indeed never stop. And she was right. Praise be.

If you haven’t had time to keep up with all the goings on, here are 15 of the coolest recent TikToks from celebrities that you might have missed.

15. Bill Nye – Why Wear a Mask?

He’s been pointing out the obvious to us for decades now.

@billnye

#WearAMask #LearnOnTikTok #TikTokPartner

♬ original sound – billnye

14. KJ Apa – Stunnin’

Psh. I could do that if I wanted to. I just don’t feel like it.

@fifiisqueen

Can’t stop will NOT stop

♬ Stunnin’ (feat. Harm Franklin) – Curtis Waters

13. Lizzo – Poolside

Turns out she’s 100% that rich.

@lizzo

Bad thang

♬ #HotSeat – billies.baby

12. Liam Payne – Blown Away

So THAT’s how that happens.

@liampayne

Hair fail ? #hairchallenge

♬ original sound – liampayne

11. Tracee Ellis Ross – Sweatpants Runway

The year has taken a toll in the best way.

@traceeellisross

Does anyone know what day it is? ??? duet this! #sweatschallenge #fyp #foryou #duet @imkevinhart @lizzo @officialreesetiktok

♬ original sound – traceeellisross

10. Laurie Hernandez – Somebody Come Get Her

“Forgive me I don’t know what this is.” – the perfect caption

@lauriehernandez_

Forgive me i don’t know what this is

♬ original sound – thornton.lauren16

9. JoJo Siwa – Nonstop

Make a whole outfit out of hair bows. Hold a concert for nobody. Why not. There are no rules now.

@itsjojosiwa

not gonna lie. this is comfy.

♬ Nonstop – JoJo Siwa

8. Bobby Berk – Drunken Rhapsody

From the before times, when such debauchery was permitted.

@bobbyberk

Forgot my drunk ass took these. Just a casual night out singing with harrystyles, @i_am_kikoo, @karamobrown & @zach.morgan I MISS JAPAN ??

♬ original sound – bobbyberk

7. Shay Mitchell – You Look So Dumb

Ah yes…from the other angle you only look…equally incredible. How goofy.

@shaymitchell

What you see vs. what everyone else sees ? #POV #povs #tiktokvsreality #bts

♬ Take a Bow – Audiogroove

6. Miley Cyrus / Cody Simpson – Werk Out

Is this song considered classic rock yet?

@mileycyrus

If we can’t get back to work….. let’s get back to WERK @codysimpson

♬ original sound – thehypeman_

5. Doja Cat – Grill, Watch Your Face

Hasn’t anyone ever told you not to play with your food?

@dojacat

U hongor?

♬ original sound – dojacat

4. Marsai Martin – The Vampire Diaries

Is this Stockholm syndrome?

@marsaimartin

Kai > any other psychopath? #tvd #kaiparker #marsaimartin

♬ original sound – mazzatron69

3. Avani Gregg – Nightmare Fuel

Wow that’s really impressi-AAAAHHHH!

@avani

i’m a little late (ib: @buncharoses )

♬ HAHA – lil darkie

2. Vanessa Merrell – 2020 Style

Now serving looks.

@vanessamerrell

honestly i really tried to do that transition thing but it was a flop… anyways wassup

♬ Stunnin’ (feat. Harm Franklin) – Curtis Waters

1. Charli D’Amelio – Dance Break

Work it, girl!

@charlidamelio

@theestallion i love you with my whole heart!!

♬ Girls in the Hood – Megan Thee Stallion

Of course, by the time you read this, there will be a whole new set of stellar vids out there to cover. We’ll do our best to keep bringing them to you!

Who are your favorite people on TikTok?

Tell us in the comments.

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Next-Level Flirting Fails That Are All Too Real

Hello!

Hey! You come here often? Do you like…stuff? I’ll bet we could do the smooches a lot, huh? With your…hawt bod. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like you’re…um…from Tennessee.

GUH. I am bad at flirting. I’m awful at the romantic messaging game. At least I know I’m not alone, though. Check out these cringe-worthy examples from around the internet.

15. Boxers on boxers

This is some next level no homo nonsense.

14. The real updog

I think you’re in, friend.

What do you rate my response? from Tinder

13. Stepping away

This is not going to go well.

12. Gone baby, gone

Is wordplay really the way to anyone’s heart?

She aborted the conversation from Tinder

11. Double burn?

The bravery to tweet this is something I will always admire.

10. Fat chance

If you don’t get it now, you’re never gonna get it.

9. Pet peeve

The signals couldn’t possibly be stronger.

Virginity is my passion from Tinder

8. Trauma alert

Sounds like you’re having a pretty steamy convo there.

7. Into oblivion

In her defense man, this is weak.

She‘s oblivious to what I‘m talking about from Tinder

6. Follow-through

She really commits to the bit.

Yeah, I can’t read ghost. from Tinder

5. Curt replies

Why does your auto-correct assume that’s what you meant?

Ouch… from Tinder

4. Get wrecked

The first joke is bad but it gets better/worse.

Guess he doesn’t wanna make me his princess then? from Tinder

3. Intolerable

Your kind will be purged from this earth.

Crow of Judgement from Tinder

2. Heading you off

This was doomed from the beginning.

She got me there from Tinder

1. Tinder tautologies

He’s not wrong?

I may not be Mr. Romance over here, but at least I now know I can do slightly better than some. I need to go wash the cringe off of me.

Have you had any misadventures in flirting lately?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Memes for People Who Are Little Fed Up Right Now

Does the entire world seem like a very harsh place right now? Come take respite in the warm embrace of memes. No matter what’s going on out there, in memes there will always be understanding. Always comradely. Memes do not judge and they do not assault. They revitalize. They strengthen.

Take these 12 memes with you before continuing your perilous journey through reality.

12. The ultimate puzzle

The T’s that tease.

11. Paralyzed by choice

I doughnut like this one bit.

10. Chattering bones

Hahaha what’s a trip?

9. Count your blessings

Safe with a partner or stuck with a nuisance?

8. Early temptations

It’s been 5 minutes, I probably deserve a treat.

7. Monday blues

Even from home the day still stings.

6. Reverse, reverse!

Good thing you saved that $2, though.

5. Let’s taco bout it

But what are all my guests going to eat?

4. Circle of death

Pictures taken right before disaster.

3. Ruffing it

Plot twist: he charges him rent.

2. New school

It’s almost like the economy is nonsense.

1. Look on the bright side

Rub some essential oils on it, maybe.

We know those memes didn’t exactly fix the problems in the real world, but we hope that taking this break to look at them has made those problems feel a little less daunting.

What are you favorite kind of memes?

Tell us in the comments!

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Memes for Those of us Who Are Struggling Hard Right Now

I’ve been struggling a lot lately, with all of this nonsense going on, and I’m looking into talking with a therapist again. I think that’s a healthy thing to do that nobody should be ashamed of, even if you’re just trying to work through some “normal” bad feelings you’ve got about things.

However, therapy is…kind of expensive, so while I do some comparison shopping, I’m pretty glad I’ve got memes as a stop-gap.

Obviously that’s a joke, memes aren’t a real substitute for mental healthcare. They can be pretty damn cathartic though, and surely that’s a semi-therapeutic thing. So check out these 12 struggle memes, and maybe feel a little better knowing that someone out there gets it.

12. It’s rewind time

Try summarizing this year without punching something, I dare you.

11. Futile exercise

“This will be my year to get fit,” we all lied to ourselves…

10. This is America

Things accelerate quick.

9. It’s a sign

Me too, kid. Me too.

8. Just the beginning

Don’t even joke about something like that.

7. Worry Warrior

Can’t start screaming if you never stopped.

6. Keeping up appearances

[annoyed grunt]

5. Psychic visions

Man, I’m a regular Miss Cleo.

4. Left behind

I swear we were doing something before…

3. The adventure begins

Learn the warning signs, me.

2. Inflated expectations

It’s like a reverse Grinch.

1. Hope

No jokes on this one. Just take a breath.

If you’re struggling hard right now, you are definitely not alone. Remember to reach out. Remember to clear your head now and then. You’ve got this.

What’s your biggest issue with this year?

Tell us in the comments (try to be civil.)

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10 Great Tweets for These Trying Times

I don’t know what to say anymore when attempting to segue from the terrors of reality into a list of fun tweets, to be honest. But as with most things, true expression can be found, if not in words, than with memes. So, I made you this meme in lieu of an intro paragraph:

Source: FX / Me

10. Original sin

“Bless me father, for I am about to spill this tea like the Boston Harbor.”

9. Bird is the word

Sticks and stones may break my bones but birds are total jerks.

8. No small artists

It’s really given him something to chew on.

7. Act now

I’ll just forget to cancel and end up paying for something I never use. I know this scam.

6. Absolutely trashed

Do you ever feel / like a plastic bag / drifting through the wind / wanting to start again…

5. Seal of approval

They’re so dang happy they gotta turn their whole body into a smile. ?

4. Giddyup

Please don’t do this to medical professionals, it’s way too funny.

3. Visions of the future

Whomever this is, we need them to replace Nate Silver immediately.

2. Clowning around

I’m boo boo the fool.

1. Week link in the chain

True story: at my 2020 NYE party I had a long and passionate argument with friends about whether the week truly started on Sunday or Monday. If only I knew how little it would soon matter…

I hope those brightened your mood a bit. I’d offer you an actual egg but, yanno, this is the internet. And I don’t know where you live.

Who are the best people on Twitter to follow right now?

Tell us in the comments.

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15 Memes That We Really Love Right Now

When a wonderful meme hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. It’s easy to fall in love with memes. They’re so accessible. They understand us. They’re so incredibly hot right now.

I mean honestly, what’s not to love?

Here are 15 memes we loved lately, and we think you will too.

15. Short stories

“Yeah I don’t really feel it. I’m from up north, so, this is kinda nothing.”

14. Espionage

Trying to trick me away from my productivity yet again.

13. The whole kitten caboodle

“I made these. Please take care of them now, they are very loud.”

12. Growing up

The early aughts was a time of pure color.

11. Only the elite

I’m gonna do what they call a pro gamer move.

10. Lies and statistics

Sucks to be you, I guess.

9. Getting trashed

You’ve got a weird family, friend.

8. The summoning

Is it even worth the tiny free dessert?

7. That winning smile

Ah yes. Who would want to be as…ugly or…uncharming as…Tom Holland…that creep.

6. The memeing of life

Am I a joke without a punchline?

5. Crying on the inside

All around me are familiar faces…

4. Tough it out

I’m starting with the man in the mirror.

3. Decisions, decisions

Perplexed by text.

2. A universe of knowledge

Sit down, it’s gonna be a fun week.

1. Grammar not-see

What is the the trick to this?

I’m absolutely smitten by every one of those. I want to take them home and live in domestic bliss for all my days. By which I mean…add them to my download folder and go find some more.

What memes have you loved lately?

Tell us the tale in the comments.

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Memes You Should Really See if You Haven’t Already

This is a meme checkpoint.

Stop what you’re doing immediately and look at these 10 memes and tell us if you’ve seen them around anywhere before. This will help us in our investigation to determine whether or not you’re cool. There’s been a lot of suspiciously uncool activity around here lately and we really need to check everybody out. It’s just procedure.

Please look them over carefully. Take your time. This is important.

10. The bomb .com

That escalated…incredibly quickly.

9. Hands up

How did you two make it all the way to couples’ counseling?

8. The puppet master

Once she gets her claws into you, there’s no escape.

7. Panic! At the kitchen counter

She scream for the cream.

6. Egging me on

This is the future liberals want.

5. Dead serious

How important is child retention to you?

4. They’re back

Somebody tag Elon Musk.

3. Sharp left turn

“Hand me the aux cord.” – Google

2. Look up

Surely this can’t wait.

1. Nothing but net

One out of a thousand tries ain’t bad.

So, have you seen any of those before? Some? Half? All? Personally, I’d only seen the cat/kitchen one, so clearly I’ve got some seriously browsing to do.

But what about you?

Tell us your score in the comments. No cheating, ya cheaters.

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Memes that Prove Pets are Simply the Best

You ever see that movie The Secret Life of Pets? Neither did I. Nobody did. Wait – I’m being told that it actually made over 800 million dollars and got a sequel?! So. Scratch that, I guess.

Anyway, I’ve always imagined that the actual secret life of pets is just them trying to see what they can get away with chewing on while we’re not in the room. They’re little stinkers, every one of them. But where would we be without them?

At the end of the day, the animals in our lives are the greatest, and deserve to be celebrated. With memes.

12. The missing links

He’s just chillin’ in there.

11. Eyes on you

They judge from above, as in the days of old.

10. Big fan

Doesn’t matter if it’s the middle of January, this is a must.

9. Sweet freedom!

Turns out I’m just lazy. Who’d have thunk?

8. Insert coin

Friggin’ DLC again.

7. Clucked up

My son’s beak is too short and too wet, but I still love him.

6. Fetch me a drink

Slobber on the rocks.

5. Welcome, traveler

I’d save up all my in-game currency for him.

4. I scream

Hand over the treats and nobody gets hurt.

3. On the attack

That is one angry cloud you got there.

2. In tents

They already look like they’re having bitter fights about who gets to use it when.

1. Expensive taste

“Don’t try to pander to me, John.”

I tried to show my foster cat this meme collection and he just derped at me and walked away. He’s magic. All pets are magic.

What’s your fur baby like?

Tell us about ’em in the comments.

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15 Times Replies Made a Post 100% Better

Once in a while, what makes a post truly legendary isn’t the post itself, but the response. I made a joke on Facebook the other day that I thought was pretty funny, but when a friend commented an absolutely perfect response, I conceded that “what I wrote was the setup and this is the punchline I didn’t even realize it needed.”

I think you could kind of say the same for these Tumblr posts. The original is fun, but the reply(s) make it clear that only through collaboration could the bit be complete.

15. Man up

“Well actually, I got these scars from…”

https://buckyflippingbarnes.tumblr.com/post/612132091483815936/incrediblysincere-muldertorture

14. Counter-arguments

Fine, have if your way.

https://democraticsenator.tumblr.com/post/611903684648026112/snaics-misterpoptarts-i-have-been-sitting-in

13. Can you back that up?

An important reminder in internet safety.

https://buckyflippingbarnes.tumblr.com/post/611632770644623360/deceptive-owls-guceubcuesu-ianthony475

12. Self-perpetuating

Ah, so this is sex.

https://kushfather.tumblr.com/post/610905421886128129/perkwunos-fawnbro-some-idiot-on-reddit-made-a

11. The fast and the furriest

Not how I intended to come out, but OK.

https://exo-chanyeollie.tumblr.com/post/611948050383060992

10. Not to be

Shakespeare was the original Tumblr?

https://democraticsenator.tumblr.com/post/612441695027658752

9. I’m in

Never color your password red.

https://oprah-winefreak.tumblr.com/post/612307775430836224/railroadsoftware-bidoof-this-is-my-favorite

8. Duty calls

Smart phones should just be called smarts at this point, we don’t need the phone part.

https://zac-afron.tumblr.com/post/611912899898785792/madz-the-3rd-caucasianscriptures-i-answer-for

7. Where are you?

(Make sure you look at the hashtag at the bottom)

https://wooden-elephant.tumblr.com/post/610996731791982592/weltinator-as-seenon-tv-i-love-working-at

6. Hear my prayer

They were trying to have a sincere moment and you ruined it with your hilarious joke.

https://may.tumblr.com/post/190976053058/phallictunicate-ai-papi-dear-god-take-care

5. Tag lines

The call is coming from outside the house.

https://heliolisk.tumblr.com/post/190850953179

4. Thanks a lot, Obama

They have a special bond.

https://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/190968144067/pemsylvania-pissonmekomaedakun

3. Mountains of laughs

It just keeps getting better.

https://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/189768040452

2. Need vs want

Don’t tell them how to live their metal lives.

https://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/189768113812

1. Tweet tweet, mother*****r

Now you’re speaking my language.

https://wanderrnest.tumblr.com/post/184458585602/blackboyjoy-mycaptaintazer-ive-never

Like a fine wine, only getting better as it ages and is passed from person to person. These Tumblr posts are the heirlooms I will give to my children.

What’s your favorite response you’ve seen lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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