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Weird Memes to Make Your Day Even Weirder

I want my memes a little weird, personally. The kind that if you show them to someone, they’re either gonna laugh really hard or just kinda furrow their brow. Nothing in between.

No polite chuckle memes over here. Just the kind of stuff that either makes you angry or puts you in hysterics.

Join me on this tour and celebration of weird memes, won’t you?

10. Spoiler alert

It’s all about the context; context is key.

9. Music is my language

You gotta listen to the notes he’s NOT playing.

8. Put it bluntly

Why don’t we just call them what they are: squiggle wiggle danger shockies.

7. Linked up

God bless video game glitches and all that they do for us.

6. Dabbing through the ages

He tried to go back in time to prevent WWII and ended up making memes instead.

5. On the net

Aye, three thousand holes and none of them worth watchin’.

4. Origin stories

If they made Mike Myers’ Cat in the Hat a Marvel villain it would probably be the best one yet.

3. Fitting in

Try to look intimidated, I’m the hero of this story.

2. Bless you

Hail block, full of coins.

1. Cock of the block

“I guess I’ll have the chicken then.”

You’re either laughing or staring blankly now. Either way, I have won.

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Hilariously Bad Facebook Takes You Gotta Check Out

There sure are some bad takes out there in Facebook land. It’s almost like there’s a challenge on the books for who can be the wrongest about the simplest thing.

Because seriously, it doesn’t matter the subject, it doesn’t matter how simple, someone somewhere will have an awful take on it.

Check out the bad Facebook takes on these subjects:

10. America

It’s not a stereotype, we really seriously don’t understand that the world is bigger than our own country.

9. Keith Urban

Probably trolling. Hopefully trolling. Oh God, please be trolling.

8. Cellphones and prayer

Bless me Father, for I have sinned quite a bit.

7. Plutonium

Now that is some radioactive levels of dumb.

6. Math

I love it when the dumb is mixed in with a hearty dose of arrogant.

5. School

Losing your household’s livelihood to own the libs.

4. Books

Well, we’ve come full circle folks.

3. Evolutionary history

To be clear: the idea is that the asteroid kicked up so much dust that it temporarily changed the planet’s atmosphere, killing off the bigger reptiles and allowing for small mammals to thrive.
Those small mammals eventually gave rise to us. Read a book.

2. US…history…

I genuinely don’t know where to begin with this so. Enjoy?

1. The Earth itself

I’m sure I don’t need to say this, but there’s no “up” or “down” in space.
The earth doesn’t have a “lowest point.”

And there you have it. Now go forth, back to your own social media, and just…try not to be this dumb.

What’s the worst take you’ve seen recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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The Best Part of Waking Up Is These Hilarious Tweets

Rise and shine! It’s time to get your dose of funny tweets! The best part of the morning!

Or maybe it’s afternoon or night where you are. In which case ignore that very first part. But don’t ignore these tweets, because you’ll regret it!

15. Et tu?

The revolution WILL be televised, apparently.

14. Spell it out

He learned to speak just for this moment.

13. Copy that

It’s like they prayed for a child and God was like “you suuuuure about that?”

12. That’s amore

This is the definition of non-hostile architecture.

11. Clear the fog

I had to explain how the defroster works to a friend of mine who’d been driving her entire adulthood.
She was 37.

10. Pick a lane

Don’t mind me, I’ve never been on the road before.

9. Hit it

“I see it’s still in a warehouse four states over. Good. Everything is going according to plan.”

8. Wriggle in

You’re not gonna worm your way out of this one.

7. The waiting game

It’s that special look that gets the whole thing going.

6. Personal attention

Just wait till you see my bedside manner.

5. You’re so vague…

…you probably think this song is about stuff.

4. Carry that load

I’ve never thought about this before and now it’s all I can picture.

3. Two wolves

Things are about to get ugly.

2. Trigger happy

“Any problem that can’t be solved with a gun is not worth solving.” – America, probably

1. Morning rush hour

Not sure what good that does me but thanks anyway.

Don’t you feel refreshed? I certainly do. As refreshed as my browser is as I check for new tweets on my feed every ten seconds.

Who are your top people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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10 “Starter Pack” Memes That Pack in the Laughs

They say that if you spend 10,000 hours on something, you’ll become an expert at that thing. They also say that the journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step. They’re just full of little witticisms, they are.

My point is, if you want to be the best at something, you gotta start somewhere. You’re going to need the tools. You’re going to need to learn the ways of whatever you endeavour to do. You’re going to need a starter pack.

Let these starter pack memes guide the way for you, whatever your passion may be.

10. Cat got your tongue

You move them to the tile floor and they SPECIFICALLY GO BACK BECAUSE THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY’RE DOING.

"Where cats like to throw up" Starter Pack from starterpacks

9. Can’t see the forest for the trees

I get it, we’re all just surviving in late stage capitalism, but please at least recycle the boxes.

Ordering from Amazon starter pack from starterpacks

8. The cliche machine

“We’re through the looking glass now people.” – a thing everyone in movies says and no one has said in real life ever.

Totally original and witty movie dialogue starter pack from starterpacks

7. Femme fatales

I don’t’ know anything about the military, this is all correct as far as I know.

The Military Woman in Movies Starter Pack from starterpacks

6. Wistful looks

Not to brag or anything but I had a very high score on the imaginary car window platformer game.

Staring out the car window starter pack from starterpacks

5. Superiority complex

You ain’t special.

Things people like to feel weirdly superior about starter pack from starterpacks

4. A dangerous game

Seriously, just don’t. If you absolutely must keep your text conversations going on the road, there are plenty of apps and settings out there that will let you do it hands free.

“Sure, I can text and drive at the same time” starterpack from starterpacks

3. The bootstrap bandits

“I started with a small loan of a million dollars that was actually more like sixty million, anyway I’m a self-made man.”

The "poor people are just lazy" starter pack from starterpacks

2. Crew cuts

I think I know which one of you is gonna die first.

The crew of a spaceship in a movie starter pack. from starterpacks

1. On the fence

Pretty sure I still have a folder of my identical shots to these.

High School Photographer Starter Pack from starterpacks

And now you’re well on your way to being an expert in…all that stuff.

What could you create a starter pack for?

Tell us in the comments.

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Amusing Memes That Will Make You Breathe Harder Through Your Nose

We use a lot of superlatives. But let’s be real, not everything can really be “the best” or “hilarious” or “giving me life right now.”

Most things are just, yanno, fine. And that’s a wonderful comfort. These memes, for instance. They won’t change your life. They won’t make you die laughing. They will cause you to forcibly exhale through your nose.

And that’s enough. Memes are enough.

14. Quiet riot

I gotta say, wearing a mask has done wonders for me in this department.

13. On my way

This is the most compelling short story I’ve read in years.

12. Language barriers

You know that place is delicious.

11. Cradle robbers

Ugh, so tired of getting hit on like this.

10. The nose knows

Up, up, and away.

9. Coming apart

I’m losing my shirt over this.

8. Oh, rapture!

See ya kid, you’re Jesus’ problem now.

7. My philosophy

The expression on his face is like he knew all along he’d be a meme.

6. So fancy

This is the height of sophistication.

5. The great trip

Stop number one is actually number two.

4. Twist endings

This is a religion I can get behind.

3. Water type

I’m killing the environment because thorsty.

2. Undercover

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice.

1. Top that

You gotta be the silliest goose in the lake.

And with that, we all breathe easier. Having had our burdens lightened, by these perfectly adequate memes.

What’s your favorite place to find new memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for Folks Who Are Just Trying Their Best

I can’t count the number of times that I’ve thrown my arms up, totally frustrated, and said “Look, I’m trying my best!”

I’ve tried my best to count how many times that’s happened, but I failed. Because it turns out, my best isn’t really all that good.

My best is a normal person’s average. My 10 is general 5. But it’s all I’ve got, darn it, so I’m just gonna keep trying. And I’m gonna keep looking at memes about other people who are similarly struggling to do life.

11. Risk assessment

Bombs away, I guess.

10. Doesn’t add up

So even with a machine whose entire function is doing math perfectly, I’m still wrong.

9. Mixed signals

Am I really this stupid or are you just confusing?

8. Down the drain

Oh crap, oh man, there’s gotta be an undo button around here somewhere, right?

7. Give me a break

This is how close I am to snapping right now.

6. Pull the trigger

It breaks my heart to break their imaginary hearts.

5. Feel the fizz

Man, that’s the best part of the drink.

4. Lean in

Somebody give me a sign!

3. Can’t handle it

Can’t believe I pulled it off again.

2. Self-sabotage

It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy.

1. Stand in formation

I’m still not gonna be able to do it.

I did my best to come up with an outro for this, but I failed yet again.

What have YOU failed at recently?

Commiserate with us in the comments.

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Men Share Their Worst First Date Stories…and It Was All Their Fault

I’m not sure whether humans engage in dating in order to find partners or just so they have wild stories to tell, like this one on Reddit:

Whats the worst thing you have done/said on a first date? from AskReddit

Of course, he’s not alone.

Many, MANY other dudes chimed in with their own tales of woe:

1. Welcome to the slammer.

First real date ever: I am extremely nervous, dry mouth, sweaty palms, the whole 9 yards.

I washed and cleaned my car. I took a shower with fancy soaps, trimmed my nest of pubes, powdered my b*lls and shaved my face. I was ready!

I drove up to her house, shook hands with her mother, met the family, made jokes and broke the ice. I was still nervous, but it was subsiding, and I was on my way to victory.

I remembered to open the car door for her and proceeded to slam the door on her leg as she was getting situated.

Date over. ?

– usedbooks

2. Gettin’ smoked.

My neighbor used to be my pot dealer so he’d constantly front me stuff when either he didn’t have change or i didn’t feel like walking to an A.T.M. etc.

We hung out all the time, this was never a problem, i always paid and i’d thrown him a bunch of clients so sometimes he just didn’t care about a g. I also didn’t smoke enough for this to be a problematic arrangement.

One day he moves out, only a few blocks away, but I owed him 40 dollars.

We’re both really busy, he’s a musician i’m a photographer, so i’d try to get ahold of him to get him the money and it would never match up, and when we’d hang out we’d usually forget. Again, we’re friends, not an issue.

So i’m on a first date about a block from my house at a bar and i see him sitting with his girlfriend a few booths away, i text him saying i’m watching him and i have his money if he wants it/to come join our table. no response.

thirty minutes later we’re outside having a cigarette and he comes outside, grabs me by the throat and demands his money because “no one f*cks with him and his drugs”. immediately i knew he was kidding…my date didn’t. she freaked out and maced both of us.

we’re all still friends and i still got laid.

– [user deleted]

3. Ya boring.

Taken her as a newcomer to a screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, with a live shadow cast and virgin tribulation and everything.

First and only date; I worried about it for a long time, but then realized, f*ck it, she’s boring.

– TheAustinKnight

4. Do the math.

“I failed grade nine applied math twice. But I’m not really a thinker, I’m a doer. Sometimes I actually need a calculator to count to ten.”

After this I was like ‘Omg time to go water my cat’ and drove her home, skipping every stop sign on the way.

Twenty five minute date, my fastest yet!

– JupiterDeusMaximus

5. Hit and run.

Took a girl out to dinner

During dinner, I notice a scar on her arm

I ask about it

“I got hit by a car while I was crossing the street a few years ago”

Go for a walk after dinner to get some coffee across the street

By now, completely forgot about the got-hit-by-a-car story

Crosswalk light is about to turn red

I say “We can make it” and we start rushing across the street

We almost get hit by a car.

Yeah, no second date.

– Piratiko

6. Punch drunk love.

ended up in bed with her, when we turned off the lights and i lifted my t-shirt i accidentally punched her on her nose-piercing with my elbow.

that was not the night i got laid

– mousestar

7. Sweet dreams!

I took a girl to see requiem for a dream.

Yeah that was uncomfortable.

– stringrbelloftheball

8. Cool it.

Not me, but my best friend. He was on a date with some dumb girl once and they were having a good time, sitting in his room listening to music and talking.

She picked up a heating pad and said, “This would be so nice on me right now,” and he jokingly said, “Yeah. I wonder if it will work on my cold, lonely heart.” She promptly left.

I thought it was funny.

– ilestledisko

9. Yikes.

I am 25 and went on a date with an 18 year old.

Over the course of coffee she told me her entire sexual history, including abortions and the baby she gave up for adoption.

Her friend happened to walk by and they chatted for a moment.

She (the friend) was worried she might be pregnant and my date suggested she keep the baby just to anger the man’s wife.

We did not have a second date.

– WallyIsHiding

10. Curb your enthusiasm.

Left a girl at the curb because she refused to open the car door for herself, and resorted to insults to express her indignation that I had not automatically done so for her.

This was at her house so its not like I abandoned her, but she did have to walk back and explain to her parents why she was back early after I had just met them.

– ItGotRidiculous

11. Nerding out.

I went to pick her up and her brother answered the door.

He was holding a DS playing Pokemon. As I waited for her to come down, I proceeded to talk to him about it in depth.

She heard everything…

– RingAnswerHello

12. Warming up.

The conversation was getting a bit sexy, things were definitely warming up. Our hands were exploring some.

She asked me about past conquests, girls I’d been with, things we’d done, etc.

So since she prompted me, I told her this story about this girl I’d had sex with a few times, just as a hook-up, no dating.

Turns out, even though I didn’t mention names, there were enough details for her to figure it out, because she knew the girl…her cousin.

Also, as it happens, the cousin not only thought that were dating, but had thought we were dating exclusively until I dumped her for no reason.

That realization and the conversation that came from it was a bit awkward…

– ronearc

13. Take a bow.

Not me but my friend, took a girl to see the play I was in on a first date so I got to witness it.

While getting ready to leave, he puts on his coat and BAM punches her straight in the nose. Broke it nicely.

I have never had to stop from laughing so much while taking a bow.

– AdmanUK

14. Just a poke.

I was fresh out of a horrific mentally abusive relationship when I started to date again, so needless to say, I was a bit of a SAP around girls this time around.

I was on a date with this girl, we were hanging out at my house, watching a movie, having dinner, very casual.

At the end of the night, I walk her outside and to her car in the driveway and we’re just standing there. She says she had a good time and she’ll come to have a drink with me on the weekend blah blah blah, that old song and dance. She was getting ready to hug me goodbye, and my mind went BLANK and I just kind of poked her. Yes, poked her, with my finger… on her side, like “heh, thanks for coming over…” Her face was priceless. Then she said, “Ok… welp, see ya.”

Dumbest thing I’ve ever done.

– Bad_assness

15. It’s a sign!

I’m really not a fan of astrology, but I don’t really care if someone likes it.

Anyway, this girl said she was good at guessing signs.

I must admit, i was impressed when she got it right in only 10 guesses.

– Fearlessleader85

I can feel that last one pretty hard. You can watch my smile die in real time as anyone anywhere tells me about “my sign.” *shudders*

What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Memes to Take a Break With and Relax for a Bit

It’s time for you to take a break from working so you can finally just focus on some memes.

That’s important. You gotta do it at least a few times a day.

Let’s get started, shall we?

15. Scale of the problem

Yeah, we’re definitely all going to Hell.

14. The dichotomy

How does this song even exist?

13. Party time

It’s a’me, disenfranchised voter!

12. On a roll

I sure hope you’re all happy with yourselves.

11. An arresting look

It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy.

10. Do your job

But…but…it’s snack time.

9. The life aquatic

It’s the true heroes who always go unappreciated.

8. Under the sea

The dolphins were way ahead of us with this particular meme.

7. The dialectic

It might help if you don’t send it at 11:59PM the day before the test.

6. Hostile work environment

They don’t look comfortable but they do look awesome.

5. Morning glory

Today is going to be another awfully big adventure.

4. What a steal

Are you under the impression that they let you KEEP that money, bro?

3. Somebody once told me

Your love was gonna roll me.

2. Dino-sore

Is this that scene from the original Jurassic Park?

1. Clever girl

Joke’s on you, I’m into that.

What a refreshing break! Can’t wait ’till the next one!

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Starter Pack Memes That Will Make You LOL

According to Know Your Meme, “Starter packs, also known as starter kits, are a series of multi-panel photo sets meant to illustrate the archetype of a celebrity, company or subculture through a recommended selection of fashion articles, multimedia and other consumer products, much similar to steal her look fashion guides.”

It’s a format that took off all the way back in the ancient days of later 2014, and it’s still going strong today. That’s a little surprising, considering the half life for most memes is a couple of months at best.

I guess there’s just something enduringly attractive about starter packs. That said, let’s start looking at them. (See what I did there? I’ll show myself out.)

10. All Greek to me

Ok but that food though.

The Greek Restaurant Starter Pack from starterpacks

9. Burns on aisle 23.

I know a few women who would be very upset to see this.

The late 20’s divorced woman starter pack from starterpacks

8. My hero

That’s right, me and Ched and Derrick and Derek and other Chad are pretty much The Avengers.

‘The groom’s totally original wedding photo idea’ starter pack from starterpacks

7. Without a trace

To this day I don’t know if any of that is accurate.

Tracing a Call in a 90s Movie Starterpack from starterpacks

6. Around the world

Yeah there’s some room for improvement here.

Random Chinese girl in Hollywood movies starter pack from starterpacks

5. Science man!

And nobody listens to him until the very end when all his warnings turn out to be true.

1960s American Scientist in a Film Starter Pack from starterpacks

4. Get out

Oh, did you study abroad at one point? You only mention it every fourteen seconds.

The ‘you haven’t lived til you’ve backpacked through South-East Asia’ starter pack from starterpacks

3. Anti-heroes

These are supposed to be deeply flawed and troubled people, not role models.

The “you missed the point my idolizing them” Starter Pack from starterpacks

2. So suave

Gotta have that chair that you spin around in when the hero walks through the door.

The “Sophisticated Villain in a Movie” Starter Pack from starterpacks

1. Go on through

“Space go foldy fold.”

Scientist in a movie explaining how a wormhole works starterpack from starterpacks

Let’s get it started in here!

What starter pack would you put together?

Tell us in the comments.

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Hilarious Starter Pack Memes to Get You…Started

The “starter pack” meme is one of my favorite memes of all time.

It’s a pretty simple idea, you just have to choose a few things you associate with a different thing, then you label it a starter pack, and everybody laughs.

Instant internet fame. Everyone loves you. You are now rich. You live happily ever after.

Don’t’ understand what I mean? Well, just have a look at these!

10. Teachable moments

Don’t forget “they won’t let you get away with this sort of thing in college.”

The “upset teacher” starter pack from starterpacks

9. Slake your thirst

Cats are just these weird trickster gods sent to torment us, I swear.

Things My Cat Will Drink Out Of from starterpacks

8. Just kidding

These are sacred rites of passage.

Things we all did as kids starter pack from starterpacks

7. Oh, man

The bar is set pretty low.

Real Man In 2020 Starterpack from starterpacks

6. Danger zone

I encountered quicksand for the first time in my life the other day.
It was cool, but underwhelming.

Things I thought were huge problems when I was a kid starter pack from starterpacks

5. The skin of your teeth

How have dentists not been banned by the Geneva convention?

Sadistical torturer starter pack (OC) from starterpacks

4. Wake up call

Oh, were you finally getting a little bit of rest?
Allow me to sing you the song of my people.

Having a nap starter pack from starterpacks

3. Special ingredients

Is it in you?

The "I’m not getting the vaccine because I don’t know what’s in it" starter pack: from starterpacks

2. Cabin in the woods

Just a real typical time.

The Fun Weekend Trip With Friends Starterpack from starterpacks

1. Opening arguments

Nobody in the history of ever has intentionally booted up Microsoft Edge.

The “oh shit I didn’t mean to open that” Starterpack from starterpacks

If you’d like to start making starter pack memes, consider this your starter pack meme starter pack. Just start unpacking and soon enough you’ll be packing starter pack memes!

What?

If you were called in as an expert to create a starter pack on one topic, what would it be?

Tell us in the comments.

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