Headline of the year? So far, I’d say yes.
Police officers in Liberty, Missouri, were hot on the trail of a man with a felony warrant out for his arrest – he was wanted for possession of a controlled substance – and about to pull out all of the stops. Fox9 reports that K-9 units had been called in to track his scent, but they were never deployed…
Because the guy let a fart rip so loudly that it gave away his hiding place.
I mean, that is some gas, if you can’t hold it in long enough to not get arrested.
If you’ve got a felony warrant for your arrest, the cops are looking for you and you pass gas so loud it gives up your hiding spot, you’re definitely having a day. #ItHappened
Posted by Clay County, Missouri Sheriff on Tuesday, July 9, 2019
The local police station had a bit of fun with the incident on their Facebook page (because how could you not?), and everyone who has read the story has had a similar (snort-laughing) response as well.
Here are some of the better ones (in this writer’s opinion).
“Looks like he sentenced himself….to the gas chamber” pic.twitter.com/HHeMtRlx5b
— Drew Hall (@waymoreDrew) July 10, 2019
“He had the right to remain silent, but he didn’t have the ability.”
He blew it.
— LST (@LSTMUZIC) July 9, 2019
“Boy, am I glad I caught wind of this story.”
Well shit….
— huong le (@hvl_8) July 9, 2019
“I fart the law and the law won.”
To be honest, I’m still not over it.
I swear, I’ll go to my grave wishing there was video.
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