What Do You Think Are the Best Jobs for Lazy People? Here’s How Folks Responded.

Some people are born to be go-getters and some definitely are not.

At all. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

But those lazy folks need to work, too!

So what are the best jobs for lazy people?

Here’s what people on AskReddit had to say.

1. A total breeze.

“I worked at a Costco gas station in college.

I was literally just there to hit an alarm if anything bad happened. But it never did.

So I just sat there in an air conditioned shack for 8 hours a day.”

2. False alarm!

“Security jobs.

90% of the time you do nothing.

9% of the time you respond to false alarms.

It’s that 1% where real sh*t is going down that makes it a tough job.”

3. Sounds alright.

“Front desk hotel worker at night.

90% of your time you do about nothing and sit on your phone or computer.

5% of your time is spent talking to like the 5 customers you might see a night

5% of your time spent cleaning or doing paperwork.”

4. Sounds boring.

“Drawbridge operator.

They sit in the tower, watching boats go by and occasionally raising/lowering the drawbridge as needed by means of pushing buttons.”

5. Make it work.

“Process refinement.

A lazy person will find out how to do a complex task with the fewest steps possible.”

6. Takin’ it easy.

“A guy on the surveying crew has the job of watching a surveying GPS unit all day.

He gets dropped off with the unit, sets it up and sits there and makes sure it doesn’t get stolen and that the blue light is still on.

That’s all he does every day…”

7. Not difficult.

“If you can get a job doing Chat Customer Service, nothing I’ve gotten paid for is easier than that.

People chat me about their credit cards and I look up the info and chat them back.

It’s really not difficult at all and it’s nice to be able to help people with their bills!”

8. Think about it.

“Corporate America, mid range.

Work hard enough to find a job that you can do well, do it better than the worst people, but not so good where you’re the one asked to do all the bullsh*t projects. If anyone asks, always talk about how busy you are…but never miss a deadline or due date. Be consistent, but consistently lazy.

Bonus is that there a ton of jobs like this. Study up on your interview skills so you can slide into a new one when the opportunity arises because the only way you get a real pay increase is by moving jobs.”

9. Embassy jobs.

“Working for an embassy.

Had to go to the German embassy last year and let me tell you… none of them has ANY risk of running into an burn out.

I was the only one there, had an appointment AND no. 1 on the ticket counter. The embassy opened at 8.30 and it took them till 9 AM to look up from their screens and pressing the button calling my number.”

10. Easy money.

“When I was a teenager (currently in my 40s), fireworks were only legal to sell in my county for the weeks leading up to 4th of July.

So these vendors would come in and set up a bunch of plywood shacks in parking lots to sell their fireworks.

Now, there are several thousands of dollars of product in these shacks, which can be broken into by anyone who plays little league soccer.

For several years, I got paid $250/night –in cash– for 4 weeks straight to sit in my car in the parking lot watching one of these shacks from 10pm until 8am. If I saw anyone looked like they were thinking about breaking in, I was supposed to call 911.

Easiest money of my life.”

11. I knew someone was gonna say this!

“Representative or Senator.

Great pay and benefits, only work a fraction of the year, and you can keep the job even if you’re objectively terrible at it, so long as you have the right letter next to your name for the district/state you represent, because people are idiots who vote like it’s a sports team, without regard to actual policy or results.”

12. I’ll be watching.

“I know a guy who does a “call before you dig” type job.

When someone is doing work near his companies equipment, he drives out and watches them to make sure they stay away from it. Just watches.

He thinks it’s the greatest job ever.”

What do you think are the best jobs for lazy people?

Tell us in the comments!

Thanks in advance!

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Enjoy These Photos of Super Lazy People and Their Christmas Decorations

We can’t all be Clark Griswold, now can we? Some of us just want to do the bare minimum (or nothing at all) when it comes to Christmas decorations.

Which camp do you fall in?

These folks definitely belong to the latter category…but are they lazy or are they geniuses? You be the judge…

1. You nailed it.

Our Christmas Decorations from funny

2. Hahaha. This is good.

Neighbors’ outdoor Christmas decorations.. before the cops made them take it down from funny

3. That’ll work.

Finally finished the Christmas decorations! from funny

4. Use what you got.

View post on imgur.com

5. Hmmmmm.

I’m too lazy for Christmas decorations. from funny

6. You did a great job.

Put up the Christmas Tree… from funny

7. Not really feeling it.

Was out with the wife and our 5 year old daughter looking for Christmas light displays last night. Found this gem. My daughter thought it was beautiful. She’s still learning to read. from funny

8. Ho Ho Ho!

No one at work has taken responsibility for decorating the Christmas tree, for the last week it has been propped up in its box waiting. Today, I stepped up to the plate. from funny

9. A+ life hack!

I trusted my husband to clean-up from Christmas last year. This is what I discovered when I went down to our basement to begin decorating this year. He’s so proud! I can’t decide: life hack or lazy? [X-Posted] from lifehacks

10. The eyes are a little off…

Repurposed our Halloween decoration from pics

11. Look at that beautiful tree.

Australian Christmas tree from australia

12. One bright ball. That’s all you get.

lazy

13. It’s a Christmas miracle!

Room = decorated. from pics

14. Okay, that’s a little creepy.

Too lazy to get a Christmas tree this year from pics

15. Works for me.

My girlfriend won’t agree that this is a suitable Christmas tree substitute. from funny

Do you go all out decorating for Christmas or do you kind of half-ass it?

Share some pics of your house with us in the comments, please!

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Hilarious Twitter Thread Had Everyone Insulting Babies,

Who doesn’t love babies? They’re so sweet and adorable and innocent. They’re literally called “bundles of joy.”

Well, not everyone feels that way. I know plenty of folks who aren’t really enamored with toddlers. A lot of them even took to Twitter after this tweet by Twitter user Charlily.

Apparently, people had some feelings about babies, y’all.

The hits just kept coming!

Hmm, I guess babies are kinda useless and lazy.

Poor lil’ babies.

So: babies – adorable or useless? You decide!

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