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Great ‘So You’re Telling Me…’ Jokes from the Twitter-Verse

Have you seen these jokes all over the place? They’re pretty darn funny and they border on the absurd in a lot of cases.

But that makes a good joke, right? Absurdity is great!

Enjoy these, won’t ya?

1. That’s exactly what happened.

2. Can you imagine?

3. Just like family.

4. Damn right.

5. Unfortunately, yes.

6. Get a little offensive now…

7. Loved the hell out of it.

8. The whole thing.

9. Not bad in the kitchen, actually.

10. And it tasted…kinda weird.

Do you have some of your own solid jokes like this?

Share them with us in the comments, please!

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Great ‘So You’re Telling Me…’ Jokes from the Twitter-Verse

Have you seen these jokes all over the place? They’re pretty darn funny and they border on the absurd in a lot of cases.

But that makes a good joke, right? Absurdity is great!

Enjoy these, won’t ya?

1. That’s exactly what happened.

2. Can you imagine?

3. Just like family.

4. Damn right.

5. Unfortunately, yes.

6. Get a little offensive now…

7. Loved the hell out of it.

8. The whole thing.

9. Not bad in the kitchen, actually.

10. And it tasted…kinda weird.

Do you have some of your own solid jokes like this?

Share them with us in the comments, please!

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Get in Touch with Your Inner Nerd with These ‘Lord of the Rings’ Jokes

Do jokes about The Lord of the Rings ever get old. The answer is NO. NEVER.

All I really have to say after looking these tweets over is…NERD ALERT!

1. We all did this.

2. Don’t F this up.

3. Name the book and the scene.

4. Are you listening?

5. The trilogy isn’t his fault.

6. Sean Astin is back, baby!

7. Riddle me this…

8. I have my reasons…

9. Don’t listen to Gollum.

10. That’s a great visual.

11. Nerd love.

12. Smart move, dude.

13. A historical/pop culture mash-up.

14. Now that’s a zinger!

15. A lot of people agree with you.

Nerds unite! Are you on board with these tweets?

See if you can one-up these jokes in the comments!

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15 Jokes That Writers Might Find Funny

Writing for a living is a tough gig. Always wracking your brain to come up with something interesting or witty to say. Hitting that inevitable bout of writer’s block at one point or another.

But it’s also a lot of fun, and anyone who gets to write for a living would probably say the same thing.

If you’re a writer, these jokes will most likely make you shake your head and say, “Yup, that’s accurate.”

Enjoy!

1. You’ll all be very disappointed.

2. You can never, ever, have enough.

3. One of the worst feelings of all time.

4. I’m back, baby! Back with a bang!

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5. That’s exactly what he was talking about.

6. Woo! Time for a nap and a snack.

7. Never listen to this advice.

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8. Make them suffer immeasurably.

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9. Among other things…

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10. Check your email every two-and-a-half minutes.

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11. Maybe it’s time to focus on one thing.

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12. Pretty much sums it up.

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13. “The man devoured the baked bread like it would be his last meal.” How’s that?

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14. Moments of inspiration.

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15. Let’s jump ahead a few years.

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Time to keep working, writers! You know we never get a day off…

Do you have any funny jokes about writing? If so, share them in the comments. Thanks!

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“Men Writing Women” Twitter Shares What Male Writers Actually Know About Women: Not Much

It’s a joke in the writing community that male writers manage to create the most cringe-worthy, impossible female (and sexual) moments – and now, there’s a Twitter account dedicated to giving shoutouts to the best (worst) of the bunch.

Buckle up, because these are amazingly too much.

15. I mean why not just get a dog?

14. Still trying to figure this one out.

13. I mean, who doesn’t?

12. At least he mentioned her face first?

11. Snoozer.

10. Her wheat-colored nest.

9. The breasts.

8. Nipple-weary.

7. I obviously need to get to know my boobs better.

6. Can you say “rape-y?”

5. Never you worry, ladies.

4. Skim alert.

3. A decent little pooper.

2. Is that supposed to be a good thing?

1. IDK I’d be reaching for the pepper spray.

I’m off to walk “boobily” to the kitchen for a cookie that will somehow never find its way to my waist!

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If You’re a True Crime Junkie, These Tweets Are for You

True crime TV shows are more popular than ever right now. Everyone and their mother is obsessed with the latest shows about murder, mayhem, and the macabre.

So in the spirit of all this true crime hoopla, let’s take a look at some hilariously accurate tweets about these television programs.

1. Weirdos

2. STOP

3. Dead as a doornail

4. In a trance

5. You can’t come in

6. Ellen!

7. Three types

8. The new thing

9. All the good stuff

10. Hahaha

11. We don’t believe you

12. That’s all you need

13. You got my attention

14. No clue

15. WAY too much time left

I have to admit…I am one of these people…

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Funny Tweets About Moms Who Have Parenting down to a Science

Moms have a tough job. Can we all agree on that?

If you’re a mom and you’re on Twitter… you’ll appreciate these.

If you’re not on Twitter, well, quit messing around and get on there!

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Moms, how do you feel now? A lot better?

That’s what I thought…

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More Than One Million People Say They’re Going to Storm Area 51. Here Are 20+ Memes About It.

People are really gonna storm Area 51! Supposedly…hundreds of thousands are going to Nevada and just burn the whole fucking thing down.

Yeah, that’s right. How do I know? A Facebook event says so! 1.2 million people are ‘attending’ the September 20th showdown. And, get this… the U.S. Military has even had to come out and warn against it!

“Area 51 is an open training range for the US Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces. The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets.”

But aren’t those our assets? We pay for ALL of that.

Well, whatever, here are some fun memes. Don’t overthink any of this…

1. Nothing to see here…

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2. Oh yeah… it’s gonna happen!

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3. Here come the Men In Black…

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4. Oh shit…

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5. Fucking time traveler!

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6. So… does that mean they won?

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7. Good doggie!

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8. lol

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9. “NOTHING!”

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10. The Simpsons fucking predicts the future!

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11. I’m gonna go home now…

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12. Well, who does REALLY know how?

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13. Smoke weed every day…

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14. We asked for it.

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15. Run away!

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16. He knows… he knows…

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17. Let me tell ya about an area called 51…

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18. He ready!

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19. Ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiitttttt

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20. She’s got a point!

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21. Looks legit…

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Well, those were certainly out of this world!

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10+ Memes About Morning and Not-Morning People That Should Look Familiar

Are you a morning person? A snoozer? A coffee addict? Or maybe it depends on the day.

Regardless of where you fall on the sleepy-scale… here are 14 memes to get your day started!

1. We all hate the “Early Riser”

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2. Because most of us are “The Snoozer”

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3. And let’s face it… ain’t nobody the “Beauty Queen”

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4. And how many “Coffee Addicts” we got out there?

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5. Yes, most of us are “The Walking Dead”

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6. And it’s okay to be grumpy. Because mornings SUCK!

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7. Why do we have problems waking up? Wonder why…

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8. The horror!!!

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9. I prefer fantasy over reality…

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10. Decisions, decisions…

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11. Daylight Savings Time is the WORST!

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12. Yeah… how?!?!?!?

13. Savage

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14. We’re all tired fam…

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Have a great day!

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These Small Town Memes Will Give You Big Laughs

Major pastimes in small towns: drinking, fighting, watching football games, bonfires, mudding, getting in each other’s business.

But let’s not generalize… we’ll let these memes do that for us…

1. Eating good in the rural neighborhood!

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2. Yeah, that’s a city on the left…

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3. Oh, they ALL pregnant? Hmmm… guess God should’ve taught them about birth control…

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4. You can deliver live chickens? Of course you can…

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5. Go team!

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6. A god damned felony if I’ve ever seen one!

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7. The Chevy, Dodge and Ford dealerships were always doing good…

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8. Driving is NBD.

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9. Phew! Crisis averted…

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10. And fuck. You forgot the fucking.

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11. Wait… they had an Olive Garden in their small town? Fancy…

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12. No no… you’d drive around it. Nice trick meme, city folk!

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13. Again, you’d just push it out of the way with your truck. This is NOT a real obstacle.

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All those small town memes really brought me back to my roots… which was not small town America. But a lot of my extended family lived in a small town, so I’d visit from time to time.

Needless to say, I’m really glad my family got out of small town America before I was born.

They’re nice places to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there.

Just saying…

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