Comedy writer Keaton Patti must have a lot of spare time on his hands.
In the past, he forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and then had the bot write a new “Triple D” episode based on what it saw.
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and then asked it to write a Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives episode of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/NvfODhiuUi
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) June 28, 2018
He also gave Olive Garden commercials the same treatment last year.
(Pro tip: That’s the place you bring your family when they’re in town from Italy, FYI.)
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/CKiDQTmLeH
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) June 13, 2018
Well, Mr. Patti has struck again!
This time, Patti forced a bot to watch more than 1,000 hours of John Wick footage (I’m assuming just the two available films on an endless loop) and then a new, original screenplay emerged.
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the John Wick movies and then asked it to write a John Wick movie of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/jIQV6WA2Yn
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) June 11, 2019
Let’s take a closer look at that first page of the screenplay.
Photo Credit: Twitter,KeatonPatti
Can you fire a horse like a gun? No. But John Wick can.
Photo Credit: Twitter,KeatonPatti
Looks like a pretty intense opening for a potential new John Wick film if you ask me.
Of course, he tweeted this out just in case. Hey, you never know, right?
Hey @JohnWickMovie, let me know if you want to use this.
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) June 11, 2019
As you can probably imagine, this new bot-written script was quite a hit on Twitter.
“I’m retiring from being retired” – If I ever decide to start doing something I haven’t done in a long time. This is how I am announcing it.
— Canadagraphs (@canadagraphs) June 11, 2019
Because why would we not love things written by computers?
“no, that dog was like my dead wife, now it is dead like my wife.”
“I care not, my father is Russia.”
“I’m Retired from being retired” .
Truly moving stuff! If this doesn’t get oscars!! pic.twitter.com/cBEvuT8TPz
— David Laine
(@DavidLaine) June 11, 2019
One thing’s for sure, robots will not be taking over the world anytime soon.
You are out of horse, mr dog
— Giri 1478 (@giri1478) June 11, 2019
Truly epic! The man is a genius!
What would you like to see him force the bots to do next?
I’m thinking a reinterpretation of Road House…
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