A well-respected British academic known for his work on the dead sea scrolls, argued that Jesus was a mushroom.
Paul McCartney let a stranger claiming…
Paul McCartney let a stranger claiming to be Jesus Christ sit in on a Beatles recording session in 1967. McCartney figured, “Well, it probably isn’t. But if he is, I’m not going to be the one to turn him away.”
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There was an experiment where three…
There was an experiment where three people, who each believed they were Jesus Christ, were made roommates at a psychiatric ward. At first, they argued over who was holiest and even fistfought. Eventually, each patient wrote the other two off as being crazy.
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There was an experiment where three…
There was an experiment where three people, who each believed they were Jesus Christ, were made roommates at a psychiatric ward. At first, they argued over who was holiest and even fistfought. Eventually, each patient wrote the other two off as being crazy.
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Shingo, a small village in northern Japan…
Shingo, a small village in northern Japan, claims to be home to the descendants of Jesus. They believe another man was crucified in his place, and Jesus fled across Siberia to Japan, where he had a family and died at age 106.
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Residents of Shingo, Japan believe…
Residents of Shingo, Japan believe Jesus did not die on a cross in Jerusalem, but instead he fled to their town and became a rice farmer.
A ‘Jesus Heist’ Autocorrect Fail Inspired Twitter Users to Develop Film Ideas
We all know about the common autocorrects that drive us insane on our smartphones. “Ducking” instead of, well, you know. “Judy” when you’re trying to type “Just.” The list goes on and on…
Well, in case you haven’t noticed lately, autocorrect has changed “Jesus Christ” to…wait for it…”Jesus Heist.” Seriously. A guy named Chris Hewitt pointed out how this new development totally sounds like a cool action movie.
Autocorrect just changed Jesus Christ to Jesus Heist and now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go off to write the biggest movie of 2021.
— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) December 22, 2019
Hewitt’s tweet got the ball rolling and the Twitter collaboration began!
But who would play Jesus?
— Ben Walker (@aggroman4130) December 22, 2019
A very good point…who could fill those shoes on the big screen? But Hewitt fired back with his own plot twist.
Who’s to say Jesus isn’t the subject of the heist?
— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) December 22, 2019
And then some awesome and creative possible titles for this excellent film came rolling in.
The Taking of Bethlehem 123? God Day Afternoon?
— lynne (@nl_owen) December 22, 2019
This title is pretty solid.
“Jesus Heist 2: Double Cross”
— Geordie Grey (@GeordieGrey) December 23, 2019
And here’s an excellent tagline that would bring folks to the theaters in droves.
An epic heist of biblical proportions, nobody saw the second coming, coming.
— Kal (@KalpeshR) December 22, 2019
Let’s look at some possible dialogue for this blockbuster, shall we?
“You’re out of your mind Jesus! How in the hell do you expect to get all this fish and wine out of the vault? They’ll be able to smell us coming for a mile!”
“Let me worry about the fish and the wine.”
“Ok fine, but what about the moat? We’ll never get across it.”
— John Kinnear (@askdadblog) December 22, 2019
I can picture this scene in my head.
Walking away from an exploding boat, putting on shades, not looking, while also walking on water.
— Lyle Coleman (@ironkodiak) December 22, 2019
I think this is a good scene to end on, don’t you?
Two of them rob the bank but there’s only one set of footprints.. because Jesus was carrying him.
— ShazzaP (@Shazzapre) December 22, 2019
And Hewitt had one final note for us readers and Twitter folks.
It’s fair to say this took off unexpectedly. Anyway, I don’t have a Soundcloud, but I do host the Empire Podcast, which is a fun pod about movies, with tons of great guests. Listen and subscribe here: https://t.co/DW0r7RJXAV It’ll pass the time while I’m off writing Jesus Heist.
— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) December 24, 2019
This movie practically writes itself! Brilliant!
What do you think? Do you have any ideas for this film?
Let us know in the comments!
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A New Video Game Lets You Play as Jesus Christ
Try to stop this guy, forces of evil!
Are you ready to play a different kind of superhero in the next video game you become obsessed with? Well, this one might surprise you just a bit…
I’ve often wondered why there’s never been a video game based on the Bible. I mean, it would probably be interesting (especially if you’re religious or a history buff) – plus, there’s all sorts of awesome stuff that happens in there. And I’m sure it would be extremely popular, right?
A new video game (release date TBA) on Steam called I Am Jesus Christ is filling that niche; like the name says, it will allow players to play as the man himself. The description for the game reads as follows:
“Become Jesus Christ, the famous man on Earth—in this highly realistic simulation game. Pray like Him for getting superpower, perform famous miracles like Him from Bible like casting demons, healing and feeding people, resurrection and more in “I am Jesus Christ.”… Game is covering the period from Baptizing of Jesus Christ and to Resurrection. Have you ever wondered to be like Him—one of the most privileged and powerful people in the world?”
It seems like the description was not written by someone with native English fluency, so I’m guessing the design team is overseas.
Here is the official trailer for the game.
From the looks of the trailer, Jesus can perform all kinds of miracles: he walks on water, makes fish appear, the whole shebang.
Twitter users were all over the release of the trailer with various thoughts and observations (and jokes, of course)…
Does this have a character creator? I like my historical accuracy in games and Jesus sure wasn't white. https://t.co/QB1Vclbxkg
— Rami Ismail (@tha_rami) December 8, 2019
How is Jesus and all his disciples paler than me
— 𝓛𝓪 𝓥𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 (@MKR181) December 7, 2019
Dont forget the final boss fight pic.twitter.com/eQXJvY0LFt
— Austyn (@mydayoff96) December 8, 2019
What do you think about this game? Will it be good or ridiculous? Or just plain sacrilegious?
Let us know your thoughts in the comments!
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In July 1979, company officials at the Concrete Pipe…
In July 1979, company officials at the Concrete Pipe Corp. in Menasha, Wisconsin decided to elect Jesus Christ as the new chairman of their board. The decision was unanimous. When asked what address they were going to supply to the state for the new chairman, the company president, Don Koepke, explained, “We’ll say, ‘wherever two […]
No one knows what Jesus looked like; “The artistic depictions down…
No one knows what Jesus looked like; “The artistic depictions down the ages have total and complete variation, which indicates that nobody did a portrait of Jesus or wrote down a description, it’s all been forgotten.”