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Jesus Is Everywhere…and These Photos Are the Evidence

Can this guy do everything, or what?

For those of you who haven’t been paying attention, I’m talking about a guy named Jesus…maybe you’ve heard of him?

In addition to being the Son of God, this fella likes to partake in all kinds of fun activities, as you’re about to see.

Never seen Jesus paddleboarding? Well, that’s about to change really fast, my friends…

Let’s see what this wild and crazy guy has been up to lately!

1. He’s about to lay the hammer down.

Don’t mess with Jesus in the ring!

2. He’s known as a pretty good tetherball player.

What a weird game, by the way…

3. Enjoying a haunted house with his friends.

Hey, he loves a good scare.

4. Getting fit on his paddleboard.

Even though he can walk on water, he likes doing this for some reason.

5. Be careful up there, Jesus…

Seems a little bit risky to me.

6. The guy can do it all!

And that includes directing traffic.

7. Yee-haw! Hang on tight!

I hope he lasts eight seconds…

8. It was his turn to put the angel on top this year.

Great job, Jesus!

9. Time for a little fun in the sun.

I hope he put on enough sunblock.

10. Participating in the hula hoop challenge.

Who will be the last man standing?!?!

11. He likes to hit the weights from time to time.

Push it, Jesus!

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some more funny Instagram accounts that you think we’d enjoy.

We can’t wait to see your recommendations! Thanks!

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The “Jesus Is Everywhere” Account Photoshops the Man Himself Into All Kinds of Different Situations

Jesus really is everywhere, friends…

Oh, you don’t believe me? Well, after you see the photos from this Instagram account, your eyes are really going to be opened, amigos.

Because the Son of God loves to do all kinds of fun things, like have snowball fights, ride his bike, play guitar in a rock band, and even take a nap if he’s had a long day.

Hey, the guy has a busy schedule, okay?

Let’s see what Jesus has been up to lately!

1. He competed on American Ninja Warrrior!

But he didn’t win the big prize.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0rJGqEh–q/

2. He might want to bundle up.

It’s cold out there!

3. He’s quite an athlete.

Crossing the finish line in typical fashion.

4. Sleeping it off after a rough night.

He was doing shooters at Applebee’s until midnight.

5. It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

Never mind, it’s just Jesus…

6. Hangin’ Ten!

Even though he can, you know, walk on water and stuff.

7. He was the last cut from the Olympic squad.

Better luck next time!

8. Wanna buy a watch?

I can’t believe he’s still doing this to make extra money…

9. He’s on the runway again!

Is there anything this guy can’t do?!?!

10. This might not be the best idea…

But, go ahead and give it a shot.

11. The man has a great stage presence.

Play Free Bird!

Can you recommend some more funny Instagram pages that we should be following?

If so, please share them with us in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!

Please and thank you!

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A New Video Game Lets You Play as Jesus Christ

Try to stop this guy, forces of evil!

Are you ready to play a different kind of superhero in the next video game you become obsessed with? Well, this one might surprise you just a bit…

I’ve often wondered why there’s never been a video game based on the Bible. I mean, it would probably be interesting (especially if you’re religious or a history buff) – plus, there’s all sorts of awesome stuff that happens in there. And I’m sure it would be extremely popular, right?

A new video game (release date TBA) on Steam called I Am Jesus Christ is filling that niche; like the name says, it will allow players to play as the man himself. The description for the game reads as follows:

“Become Jesus Christ, the famous man on Earth—in this highly realistic simulation game. Pray like Him for getting superpower, perform famous miracles like Him from Bible like casting demons, healing and feeding people, resurrection and more in “I am Jesus Christ.”… Game is covering the period from Baptizing of Jesus Christ and to Resurrection. Have you ever wondered to be like Him—one of the most privileged and powerful people in the world?”

It seems like the description was not written by someone with native English fluency, so I’m guessing the design team is overseas.

Here is the official trailer for the game.

From the looks of the trailer, Jesus can perform all kinds of miracles: he walks on water, makes fish appear, the whole shebang.

Twitter users were all over the release of the trailer with various thoughts and observations (and jokes, of course)…

 

What do you think about this game? Will it be good or ridiculous? Or just plain sacrilegious?

Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

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Here’s More Proof That Keanu Reeves Is Better Than All of Us Combined

Recently on Twitter, someone posted this photo of Keanu Reeves talking to a kid and… wait… what’s going on with the water… and that glass… is that wine?!?

Take a closer look and you’ll see why.

Photo Credit: Twitter

Over 73,000 retweets later, Twitter had a lot to say about this…

Because now we’re all thinking about converting…

Dropping one miracle at a time…

And let’s spread some excellence around, right?

But was there something else going on?

Naw, it couldn’t be. It’s Keanu!

And who needs reasons anyway?!?

Besides… what is this really about?

Yeah, that’s right. Keanu is the fucking best.

The end. No other theories necessary.

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