Are You Married? These Funny Tweets Should Look Familiar.

There are some things about marriage that are just universal: arguing over how the dishwasher was arranged, arguing about whose turn it is to take the dog outside, arguing about the wallpaper, etc.

Are you noticing a theme here?

Yes, we’re talking about arguing. And bickering. Because you know it’s all true.

But there’s some really great stuff about marriage, too, right?

Right…?

I’ll let you ponder that question while you read these hilarious tweets about marriage. Enjoy!

1. That thing is now in a landfill.

It was good while it lasted…

2. Remember five years ago…

NEVER LET HIM FORGET.

3. What’s the point of all this?

Mass chaos isn’t going to work in this household.

4. You always have to keep reminding them.

Hey, that’s your JOB.

5. I’m not sure what you’re talking about, honey.

That was a close call.

6. Who knew that this would be rude?

I really had no idea.

7. What’s the WiFi password?

I’ve told you a million times!

8. This is really not easy.

But somebody’s gotta do it.

9. That is what true love is all about.

Life can be beautiful!

10. No, you stop yelling!

And around and around you go.

11. Just keep asking “why” all the time.

It’s enough to drive them crazy!

12. You won this round.

Nice work!

Okay, now we want to hear from all of you out there.

In the comments, give us a life update and tell us how everything is going.

Are you and your spouse getting along or are you both climbing the walls?

We’re here to listen to you!

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Funny Tweets About Marriage That Will Make You LOL

Are you ready to laugh out loud?

I mean, are you REALLY ready to LOL?

Well, you’re in luck, my friends, because we have a heaping helping of hilarious tweets today that are all about one very interesting topic: MARRIAGE.

And we think that these tweets will not only make you laugh, but a bunch of them might even look very familiar to you…because there are some things about marriage that are just universal, as you already know.

Let’s take a look at these hilarious marriage tweets. Start now!

1. That will teach him a lesson.

He shouldn’t have crossed you…

2. That’s way too much.

This would drive me insane.

3. You were supposed to remind me!

What happened? We had a deal!

4. The ultimate marriage flex.

Show them who’s the boss.

5. I’m not sure what you’re referring to.

Good luck with your new diet!

6. I want to know what love is.

And apparently, this is it.

7. This marriage is RED HOT.

I’m getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.

8. You kind of sound like a baby to me.

I’m just sayin’…

9. Okay, tell me what happened again…

Start from the beginning…

10. This is gonna get ugly.

This is when you need really good friends.

11. Ooooh, that’s the good stuff.

Keepin’ the romance alive!

12. You don’t want to know that.

Just let it remain a mystery.

13. I second this proposal.

It’s a good idea, right?

How about you?

Is the old ball and chain (male or female) driving you nuts?

Talk to us in the comments! We’ll be your new therapists!

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Tweets That Prove Dogs Are Simply the Best

General Charles De Gaulle once said, “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”

Which makes sense. I mean, you don’t have to be affected by the horrors of war to know that dogs are better than people.

All you have to do is like, look at a puppy. And then look at a human. Which one of them are you more likely to start petting? Exactly.

Here are ten tweets from people who know all about the dog life.

10. Super cool

Hey, there’s a little somethin’ extra, just for you.

9. Chill pills

Not sure this is veterinarian level advice but it sounds like fun so I’ll take it.

8. Picture perfect

And yet when I do the same thing but with pictures of people I’m a “stalker” who “needs to go to jail.”

7. The Stick of Destiny

It’s like Xeno’s paradox, but with sticks, and dogs, so better.

6. Dog day afternoon

This is a perfect list, where do I apply?

5. Barks and bites

Thank you for bringing your delightful chaos yet again in our home, pupper.

4. A leg up

I feel like one of them is getting the wrong end of this partnership.

3. Storage capacity

At the time of writing the top tier iPhones have roughly enough storage capacity for 100,000 doggo pictures. You’re probably set?

2. Have your cake

From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.

1. Suit of armor

Never fear, m’lady. I am sir Goodboi of Heckinshire.

Now somebody get me a dog. I need to pet one. IMMEDIATELY.

What’s your dog like?

Tell us all about them in the comments.

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Memes About How Grandparents Are Just the Best

There are few things as sweet in this life as the kind of support that comes from grandparents. No matter what you may be going through or how old you are, they’re always there to make you feel a little bit better and a little bit safer in live.

Here are ten of the best ways that our wonderful grandmas and grandpas show their support.

10. Have your back with your parents

You fool, you cannot defeat my strongest allies.

Via: The Chive

9. Shower you with gifts

Just you watch how fast it shows up.

Via: The Chive

8. Enjoy your existence

When you feel amazing just for being you.

Via: The Chive

7. Build you up

Those gals don’t know what they’re missing, sweetie.

Via: The Chive

6. Get you new threads

The long and short of it is, these are amazing.

Via: The Chive

5. Be there to listen

And to eat up every morsel of it.

Via: The Chive

4. Be prepared to attack

Step away from the kid and nobody gets hurt.

Via: The Chive

3. Indulge in your stories

But you don’t understand – it was a really BIG bug!

Via: The Chive

2. Encourage your athleticism

You are absolutely going to be in the olympics one day.

Via: The Chive

1. Just be supportive

I may not understand it, but I definitely believe in you.

Via: The Chive

If that doesn’t just warm your heart and make you wanna call your grandma, I don’t know what will.

What’s the best memory you have with your grandparents?

Share it with us in the comments.

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10 Golden Retriever Puppies Enjoyed a Purple Dragon Reading to Them at Storytime

I’m gonna go on the record about something that I feel very strongly about.

I’m talking about Golden Retrievers. I don’t care if you think they are boring, generic dogs that only suburban soccer moms have. I’m here to tell you that they are one of the most gentle, loving, and all-around outstanding dog breeds out there.

Okay, now that I’ve said my peace, it’s time to move on to the story!

A totally adorable litter of ten Golden Retriever puppies sat and watched (they’re also well-behaved) as a robotic Dalton the Storytelling Dragon read to them in Redlands, California.

And it’s not the first time it’s happened either. Here’s another litter of Goldens getting into the reading spirit with Dalton.

Dalton the story telling dragon made his first appearance for the “Sweetheart” litter tonight! #sunnydreamsgoldens #daltonthestorytellingdragon #sweetheartlitter #hudsonxgidgetpups? #goldenretrieversofinstagram #puppyvideosofinstagram #cutestpuppies #puppiesatstorytime #puppyluv

Posted by SunnyDream's Golden Retrievers on Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Don’t they seem totally enthralled by the story?

Hey, these dogs like fairy tales, what else can you say?

This is all going down at a place called SunnyDreams Goldens, in case you wondering, because I know I was! If it was closer to me, I’d be making a trip there to meet and possibly buy a couple of these pooches.

Enjoy this video and just try to tell me that isn’t one of the most adorable things you’ve ever seen in your life.

I told you it was freaking adorable!

And now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

We’re all about the cute and fuzzy animals here, so we want you to do us a big favor: in the comments, share some wholesome and heartwarming videos, photos, and stories about animals that you think we’ll love.

Thank you in advance!

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Two Friends “Parent Trapped” Their Folks and Documented the Success for All to See

Ready for a wholesome love story? I know I am!

So here’s the story: two best friends in San Jose, California, named Catherine and Allison had single parents so they decided it would be a good idea to “Parent Trap” them, or set them up on a date.

The two friends didn’t know how it would work out, but their parents ended up having a great connection.

Here’s a short version of Allison telling the story on TikTok.

@polygonmarket

Is this real life? ✨? #modernfamily #lovestory #storytime #tiktokvlog

♬ Up Beat (Married Life) – Kenyi

Allison went into more depth about the love connection when she talked to Buzzfeed.

She said,

“We’d often discuss our mutual desire to help them each find love. We hadn’t even thought about introducing them.

Her mom had always had bad luck with men, and my dad was so hesitant to even put himself out there. I think they had both been single for 10+ years.”

Allison continued,

“The more we talked about it, the more we realized they had a lot of very random things in common (their mutual obsession with Mamma Mia, their favorite jazz artist Diana Krall, and their deep love and connection to their favorite local restaurant, The Pastaria & Market).”

Look at how cute these two are today!

Photo Credit: TikTok

Allison went on,

“We knew they would be reluctant to go on a blind date, so it took us a while to figure out how to make it happen.

We decided to stage an impromptu run-in at a local park concert to relieve any pressure.

Plans fell through, so we decided to postpone the idea until further notice.”

And last, but certainly not least…

“The day the original plan was supposed to happen (Father’s Day), we ran into them completely coincidentally at a local winery!

We were shook!

We knew it was meant to be somehow.

Catherine’s mom (Terry) agreed to let her give my dad her number, and the rest was history!”

How’s that for fate?!?!

The couple is still together and loving life together.

Photo Credit: TikTok

What a great story! Remember folks, there are a ton of fish in the sea and you’re never too old to find love.

How about you? Have you seen any other funny videos or pranks on TikTok or on any other social media platforms?

If so, please share some links with us in the comments.

Thanks!

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A Little Girl Didn’t Move a Single Muscle During a Dance Recital and People Loved It

Legends are not made, they’re born…is that how the saying goes? Or something kind of like that…?

Whatever the case, I think you’ll agree with me very shortly that a 4-year-old girl named Charlie will now forever be remembered for her hilarious and defiant attitude that came out in full force during a dance recital that was thankfully captured on video.

The little girl’s name is Charlie and, as you’ll see in the videos below, she stood motionless and refused to move a single muscle during the recital while wearing a tutu for six whole minutes while her fellow dancers got down to business.

@chubbybeagle

Went to my niece’s outdoor dance recital and witnessed this legend. #dancrecital #legend

♬ original sound – Caleb

Charlie’s mother, Tiffany Cosby, didn’t realize her daughter become TikTok famous until a co-worker told her about it.

Tiffany asked her daughter why she stood motionless during the recital and Charlie replied, “there were a lot of people.” Well, she’s not wrong about that…

At the end of the recital, Charlie finally did give in and she decided to dance just a little bit when she was moved away from being front and center…I guess she just couldn’t resist.

@chubbybeagle

With permission from this icon’s mother, @cosbyt8 , here is the only movement recorded during her 6 minute performance #dancrecital #legend

♬ original sound – Caleb

 

Tiffany said about Charlie,

“We were actually shocked she did dance in the finale.

I honestly think it was because she was in the back row.

She is really animated and outgoing if it’s in a small group of people she knows.”

This kid is a riot!

Have you seen any other really funny videos lately that you think you need to check out?

If so, please share some links with us in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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A Man Who Gained One Million Followers Overnight Has Been Homeless and Filming From His Car

If you’re a fan of TikTok, have you heard of a guy on there who goes by the handle “Angry Reactions”?

If not, you’re missing out. His real name is Oneya Johnson and he’s become a viral sensation on TikTok. Johnson created the account in late August he incredibly gained one million followers in 24 hours when people caught on to his hilarious personality.

Johnson’s whole schtick on TikTok is just like the name implies: he reacts very angrily to other TikTok users’ content but it’s all meant to be in good fun.

@oneya

#duet with @bobbysrey that cake is beautiful. #fyp #foryou

♬ original sound – sreya

And despite his viral fame, many people were very surprised to learn that Johnson has been homeless and was filming the hilarious TikTok videos in his car in Lafayette, Indiana.

@oneya

@duh_its_kenz1 you’re beautiful ?

♬ original sound – Oneya D’Amelio

He was evicted by his landlord from his previous home in Michigan where he lived with his ex and he made his way to Lafayette because his brother lives there.

Since then, Johnson has been living in his car.

Shouting matches with his ex were ultimately what got him evicted from his place in Michigan, but Johnson said he and his ex are on good terms now and they share two children together.

@oneya

Never give up ❤️

♬ Follow Kologuy – Kologuy

Johnson said,

“I basically took how the world sees me, and how I really am, and just matched it together.

If I passed you on the street and I don’t say a word, I look like the angriest person in the world.

But when you actually get to know me, I’m actually a really positive person.”

Keep an eye on this fella and let’s hope he gets back on his feet sooner than later.

And keep enjoying his funny videos!

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A Woodworker Made Dozens of Desks for Local Kids Who Are Learning From Home

To all the parents who are dealing with their kids learning from home, we salute you…because it can’t be easy for you OR the kiddos who are pretty much housebound during the pandemic that we’re all living through.

But out of all uncertainty and hard times, we occasionally get wholesome stories about everyday people doing great and generous things for other folks…and here’s a good one for you to enjoy.

A woodworker named Mitch Couch made a desk for his kids to work at while learning from home and he shared a photo of the desk on Instagram and remarked how cheap and easy it was to build.

A local business owner learned about Couch’s work and got in touch with him and asked if he would make more desks to be donated to local schools. Couch immediately said yes and got busy making 35 desks for kids in his community.

A local company in Lemoore, California, where Couch lives called Grocery Outlet generously donated the supplies to help out with this important project.

If you’re interested in building a desk like the one that Couch made for the kids, check out his website HERE for instructions. His website also offers advice on all kinds of DIY building projects.

What a nice act of kindness!

Now we want to hear from you.

Have you seen anything on social media or in the news lately that really warmed your heart?

If so, please share links and tell us about them in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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Parents With Multiple Kids: These Funny Tweets Are for You

Parents with more than one kid, we feel your pain, and we want to provide you with some comic relief.

You’ve been putting up with a helluva lot this year and we believe that is our duty to give you a break and make you laugh.

Let me paint a picture for you and you tell me if this sounds familiar: your house has become a war zone, with the kids fighting, which leads to you fighting with your partner, which leads to the entire household becoming a bubbling cauldron that is just waiting to explode!

Does that describe your household?

That’s what I thought!

So take a break from the madness and laugh at some funny tweets!

Let’s go!

1. Isn’t that adorable?

They really love each other!

2. It’s just not the same.

Parents, does this look familiar?

3. Don’t act like you’re shocked.

We know about the old days…

4. That’s a good plan.

But it could backfire…

5. Kids and dieting.

Some of the lessons are interchangeable.

6. Have you read the manual?

It’s all in there!

7. Sometimes, you have to pretend.

But you’re really impressed.

8. Oh, it’s on.

Who will get there first?!?!

9. Not really the same…

But keep telling yourself that…

10. Not looking good.

These kids are pretty smart…

11. A good tip.

Pay attention to this one!

12. Sick burn!

Feel free to use it.

13. This sums it up.

You fight just BECAUSE, okay?

Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there who have kids!

How are you holding up? Are you about to lose your marbles during these crazy times?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know what’s up!

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