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Hilarious Posts to Put a Big Smile On Your Face

Memes are great for every occasion, if we’re being honest, but finding the really good ones amid the stacks of mediocre offerings can be rough. Luckily, there are people like us out there mining the depths, ready and willing to offer up the goods!

We think these 24 memes fit any bill, and they’re definitely made for sharing – so get scrolling!

1. Things can be good and bad.

This might be one of those moments.

Image Credit: Someecards

2. It’s important to have balance in life.

Sometimes inbetweens are good too, though.

Image Credit: Someecards

3. This really covers everything.

I’m not sure what other moods a human being could need.

Image Credit: Someecards

4. This can be a traumatic moment.

Mostly for male pet owners, I think.

Image Credit: Someecards

5. Who are these people who say this?

Sad people, that’s for sure.

Image Credit: Someecards

6. That boi has a lady who is a good hunter.

He really love steaks.

Image Credit: Someecards

7. As long as you can ignore that fact, all is good.

That moment comes for all of us eventually.

Image Credit: Someecards

8. Some people feel this way?

Most of the time I just want to be alone.

Image Credit: Someecards

9. Oh, bless her heart.

Curious whether or not he could forget this and move on.

Image Credit: Someecards

10. It’s our revenge on cats.

For being jerks.

Image Credit: Someecards

11. We all do, to be honest.

Can the universe make this happen?

Image Credit: Someecards

12. You cannot turn down tacos.

Not in any universe.

Image Credit: Someecards

13. It won’t be long now.

Thank goodness for liquor, y’all.

Image Credit: Someecards

14. It was a different time.

Yeah, we sort of miss it.

Image Credit: Someecards

15. It’s the cake pop that will put you over the edge.

We all need coffee.

Image Credit: Someecards

16. Wouldn’t that be nice?

Keep dreaming, people.

Image Credit: Someecards

17. Air fryers are never going away.

They are now the lifeblood of the kitchen.

Image Credit: Someecards

18. We don’t deserve dogs.

Even when they’re crapping on the floor.

Image Credit: Someecards

19. If you see me running, there’s a reason.

And it might be margaritas.

Image Credit: Someecards

20. Too late now.

Here’s hoping it’s not a gas stove.

Image Credit: Someecards

21. We’re barely making it until 9pm these days.

I honestly don’t even feel bad about it.

Image Credit: Someecards

22. It’s a vicious cycle.

You’ll have to figure out how to break it sooner or later.

Image Credit: Someecards

23. Eh, it still works.

It will be ok all the way until there is only one left, tbh.

Image Credit: Someecards

24. We’ve all had this moment this year.

It’s not been the best part of 2021.

Image Credit: Someecards

I don’t know where people come up with some of these things, but I’m sure glad that they do.

What’s your favorite meme to play with? Tell us in the comments!

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Memes for Everyone Who Needs a Break from Raising and Parenting Boys

When I was a kid, I was at the house of a couple of my best friends and we had a great idea.

There was this long, fairly steep staircase that went from the kitchen to the basement, see, and also, there was a sled in the garage.

Inpatient for the snows of winter, we grabbed the sled and started taking turns riding it down the stairs and crashing into makeshift piles of pillows to prevent us from hitting the concrete wall.

When discovered and told to stop immediately, I protested, as I hadn’t had enough turns.

Raising boys is wild. Here are some memes to prove it.

10. My craft and your craft

Hey, at least they’re talking to ya.

Via: The Chive

9. Runnin’ out of juice

We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.

Via: The Chive

8. Again! Again!

It can go on like this for an eternity, scientists think.

Via: The Chive

7. The recommendations

“And then this one ALSO played Fornite!”

Via: The Chive

6. Every time

And they looked presentable just seconds ago.

Via: The Chive

5. The conversation

Aaaand this is why we’re doing this.

Via: The Chive

4. A spirited discussion

Looks can be deceiving.

Via: The Chive

3. The phenomenon

See? It’s what always always happens.

Via: The Chive

2. Get high

And then let’s scream real loud about how bad it hurts.

Via: The Chive

1. Get in

I straight up thought for a second that this kid had no bottom half.

Via: The Chive

Boys will be boys, I guess.

What’s your experience raising kids?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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People Discuss the Things All of Us Could Do Without

It seems like we can’t agree on much lately. It’s an increasingly divisive time, worryingly so considering the massive challenges we face which certainly won’t be overcome without some common ground and cooperation.

So, to bring us together again, perhaps we can at least agree that some things in this world just…shouldn’t exist.

Let’s start with the ones on this list, then move on to instilling world peace, eh? Take it away, Twitter.

10. Aspic

This may sound prejudicial but I’m gonna go ahead and guess this started with the Brits.

9. These Sauces

I object, actually. The Filet-O-Fish can go, but Big Mac sauce is delicious.

8. Spicy Jellybeans

Who thought this was a good idea?

7. Bug Snacks

If you’re eating these, I just want you to know there are healthier ways to ask for attention.

6. Crocs

Put as many cutesy stickers on ’em as you want, they’re still awful looking.

5. Sour Altoids

Why must we play God in this way?

4. Pineapple on Pizza

It takes some truly innovative shenanigans to make PIZZA bad.

3. White Colored Pencils

Is this an art tool or some kind of prank?

2. Picnic Pants

Do you want ants in your pants?
Because this is how you get ants in your pants.

1. Diet Water

Technically it has half the calories of regular water.
It also technically has double the calories.
That’s how the number 0 works.

I don’t know how these things came to be, but maybe by collectively hating them hard enough, we can bond together as a people again.

What thing do you think shouldn’t exist?

Tell us in the comments.

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Guys Admit What They’d Do if They Were Women for a Day

I’m a dude. And I have oft wondered what it would be like to be, say, not a dude. A woman, perchance.

My musings on this topic have ranged from how it might feel physically, to how much I would like it, to what my external treatment would change to, etc.

But this is the internet and there’s not a lot of space for nuance here, so let’s get to the weirdness.

If you were the opposite sex for a day, what would you do? from AskReddit

Here’s what some of my fellow men said they’d do given 24 hours as a woman. I’m sure they’re not gonna embarrass me at all. Let’s find out.

1. Off to a great start.

Play with my woman boobs for a day instead of my man boobs like normal.

– d*ck-nipples

2. Yeah, that’s the technical term.

I believe the appropriate response is: be a hoe.

But with my luck I’d be on my period.

– Sh*ttinwithmykitten

3. What the f*ck.

I’d probably end up in the hospital for sticking so much stuff up my vagina

– beerknowswhen

4. Ok, this is…cute?

Find out what the girls really do at sleep overs, it’s a mystery that has to be revealed

– Anon_nomy

5. A valid social experiment.

Male at the moment, so would become female.

Aside from all of the obvious sex things, I’d love to walk into a computer or gaming store, with the knowledge I have, and see if/how differently I’d be treated.

– Ratfor

6. And we’re back to weird Freaky Friday sequels.

Go on tinder and swipe right on lesbians, hopefully can have lesbian sex before my day up.

Would be awkward if my day was up mid sex

– oknh

7. Guys.

Poop so I could see if it’s true that women don’t poop

– watches_yousleep

8. Aw, this is actually kinda sweet!

Depends.

If my wife and I switched roles, I would just have sex with her so she understands my adoration for it with her.

– mountiemotorsports

9. Again, a valuable lesson I’m sure.

Assuming I’m a good looking lady go to a bar and see what it’s like to get a ton of unwanted attention.

– PoliticalNerd87

10. …Reddit, everyone.

I know many people will say this, but have sex with my best friend, but in this case not cuz he is a virgin, since he is not, but cuz even though he had sex, he never felt truly loved, his longest relationship lasted about 2 months. Since I support him and care for him, I would let him silly f*ck me, just saying.

Also, none of this is gay.

– CoffeeK_

11. Science, of course.

Get naked and touch every part of my body. For research purposes.

Cos when I revert I want to have a whole lot more intimate knowledge of female sexual responses.

– Duck_Kak

12. Ya’ll are really scared of this, huh?

Being the lucky piece of sh*t I am, I’d probably get a period

– EnderCorePL

13. I just…

I’d post my t*ts on reddit for karma.

My current tits don’t get much traction here.

– [User Deleted]

14. THE WHOLE TEAM?

Play with the new plumping, then go f*ck a soccer (football) team.

– Chrome_Armadillo

15. You’ve…you’ve already thought about this a lot.

am I hot/attractive? I’d drive to walmart, get a high quality camera and some bananas. then make some “asmr” videos. like 50 of them. 20 with my clothes on and 30 topless. and then maybe 10 more full frontal nude. just recording and storing the footage all day. if i can do more, i’ll do more. in different rooms so it looks like different days.

Then when I’m back to being a guy, I’d slowly release the videos on youtube and start a patreon and onlyfans. and then upload the nude ones to those sites. and i’d do this over the span of a few years, uploading each video once every month, sometimes twice a month. some months being skipped.

Then when I’m down to my last video, I tell people that I’m moving and need some funds to move to another state to get a ton of money from my simp army. Then when I get as much money as possible, I upload a video of my male self saying that she’s taking a break for mental health reasons and that she’ll be back. but she never comes back. and then I’d leave the donation stuff open for those who want to keep simping for no more content.

– MyStationIsAbandoned

Well. That was…enlightening. I’m gonna go see what women had to say about becoming men. I’m sure it’s…better?

What would you do if you swapped sexes for a day?

Tell us in the comments.

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Which Parts of Science Can We Lick? Let Us Explain…

More people out there are being encouraged these days to get an education/job in what’s called a STEM field (“Stem” here stands for Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics.)

STEM is basically the stuff that helps us know more things about the universe, and build stuff. It’s fascinating, and it’s hard work, but it can be very rewarding.

But before diving into one of these areas, people understandable have questions.

Questions like, “What are my job prospects in this field? What do they pay? What’s the day-to-day really entail? And most importantly, can I lick it?”

The last question is the one that the people of Tumblr decided to rally together and answer. Here’s what your future of licking things might look like if you choose to study the following topics:

1. The genome

2. Chemicals

3. Human history

4. Rocks

5. The mind

6. Movement

7. Animals

8. People

9. Reptiles

10. Society

11. Plants

12. Computers

13. Disease

14. Language

15. Design

16. Code

17. The brain

18. Water animals

19. Space

Welp, I’m convinced. Sign me up for all of ’em. I’ve got some licking to do.

Is licking allowed in your line of work?

Tell us why or why not in the comments.

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13 Times Tumblr Made Us LOL

Remember Tumblr? Of course, you do!

Have you been tumbling lately? Probably not.

But guess what? We have! And we’re here with the tasty Tumblr nuggets for you to munch on.

Don’t’ miss out, friends! Gobble up these 13 Tumblr bites, and laugh your a**es off!

Enjoy!

1. She sells sea shells by the sea shore…

Or online on Amazon? Either works.

https://bigbobpataki.tumblr.com/post/186002531469/a-picture-thats-worth-a-thousand-words

2. Rock it so f**king hard!

And if you’re not here to rock your f**king a** off, then maybe you should go elsehwere!

https://ndiecity.tumblr.com/post/172082669203/my-local-rock-station

3. Isn’t this where we all belong?

West Virginia?

https://moami.tumblr.com/post/186545057426/as-a-german-kid-i-used-to-wonder-why-our-radio

4. I never knew this!

They know how to make jokes? Of course they do!

https://mugasofer.tumblr.com/post/130645365463/mad-yet-glad-just-shower-thoughts-do-deaf

5. Well, she’s certainly not taking any s**t!

You go girl! Don’t let anybody harass you EVER!

https://the-quote-books.tumblr.com/post/115975288793/monstrousreg-today-in-the-park-i-was-walking-my

6. Essential info for modern living

I mean… a skeleton… some heartbeats… that’ll work, right?

https://nudityandnerdery.tumblr.com/post/184307981302/in-the-movie-venom-during-the-first-human-trials

7. Don’t play that name game!

Meredith! You can take this apple sauce and shove it!

https://acepalindrome.tumblr.com/post/189890842513/my-brother-decided-to-teach-his-two-and-a-half

8. I would watch the s**t out of this show!

This is genius. Whoever though of this needs a prize.

https://fartgallery.tumblr.com/post/148112916522/a-game-show-where-a-toddler-has-to-choose-between

9. Oh the humanity!

Ahhh, the many joys of parenting in the modern world.

https://ghostproofing.tumblr.com/post/184925869029/hoofbitch-just-another-secret-gaygent

10. What’s my secret?

I always spoil everything!

https://bidoof.tumblr.com/post/149464459818/movie-idea-guy-finds-a-stone-tablet-engraved-with

11. Crushing not talking

Who would ever want a crush to know such things?

https://starrthepj.tumblr.com/post/156875244918/unflirty-hiyoupeople-unflirty-wtf-people

12. From rags to riches

Whoever she was, I salute her.

https://swordsandparasols.tumblr.com/post/187086027510/what-a-fucking-power-move

13. When you read it out loud…

You’ll hear it. Just read it out loud.

https://tchaikovskaya.tumblr.com/post/186679556272/this-is-legitimately-the-absolute-funniest-thing

That’s gotta make you feel better, right? All that laughing and giggling is bound to make anybody’s hormones elevate a bit.

Which of these random Tumblr bits did you find the funniest?

Let us know in the comments, fam!

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People Share the Things All Moms Do That Make Us Smile

You know what we all have in common? A mom. Yes, we all had to be born, so there’s no getting out of this bit of human unity.

So we all can show a little love for how weirdly funny and strange and beautiful their personalities can be.

This AskReddit finds people sharing all the quirky, wonderful stuff that they do… and we’re here for them all.

Love you moms!

1. How mom phone works

“Mom 1 min ago: “Where are you??”

Mom 2 min ago: “Why aren’t you picking up my calls?”

Mom 3 min ago: “You are normally home at 5:32pm on the dot, it is 5:33pm, are you home? Where are you?”

Then you call her back less than a minute after the last call/text and she doesn’t.”

2. Bathroom breaks

“Be sure to use the bathroom before you go anywhere. You never know when you’re going to find the next one.

I live 2 minutes from work and still use the bathroom before I leave.”

3. What’s an expert?

“Hearing a ‘fact’ from an ‘expert’ on the news once and believing it forever.

i.e. My mom still thinks I should be getting nine hours and fifteen minutes of sleep after hearing that figure on the Today Show over a decade ago.”

4. Clean angry!

“Vacuuming when they’re angry.

So everyone knows they’re angry and everyone is super uncomfortable.

It’s loud and scary and I just want to die.”

5. Strong AF

“Moms are freakishly strong when they need to be.

I remember my wife running away from a pissed off skunk, one kid in each arm.”

6. That “Stop Short” Move

“While driving with you in the passenger seat they throw their arm across you if they have to hit the brakes.

Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode and the “Stop Short” move that Kramer mistakenly pulls on George’s mom.

Ahhhh… Seinfeld.

Wait, what were we talking about?”

7. Hey kids… STAPH!

“Tom! Dave! Brad!

YOU!

Stop that!”

8. Temperature check!

“Temp might get down into the 70s.

“Make sure you bring a jacket”

Transklation = A jacket is what you wear when your mother is cold.”

9. Dishes and bishes

“My mom would angrily wash the dishes.

All you would hear was slamming cutlery.

It was terrifying.”

10. OMG!

“OMG A NATURAL DISASTER/MURDER/MAJOR CRIME HAPPENED IN A COUNTRY YOU WANT TO VISIT ONE DAY.

YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER GO THERE.

EVER.”

11. That finger dexterity

“Texting with 1 finger whilst holding the phone entirely in the palm of their other hand.”

12. Personality shift

“Mom screaming at the kids.

Phone rings.

Total personality shift!

The caller would never believe we were fearing for our lives .03 seconds ago!”

13. Super spreader

“Licked her fingers to straighten out your eye brows/stray hair/etc.

Gross mom! That’s how you spread germs.”

14. Get hydrated, kid!

“Me: (describes some type of physical ailment)

Mom: “How much water have you drank today?”

Me: Enough.

She does this every time.”

15. Da best!

“Mom knows why you hate that bi**h Shelby from high school.

So she goes out of her way to casually let you know that last Thursday she saw Shelby at the gym, and has she gotten fat.

Love you, Mom.”

Those are some seriously funny mom moments, right?

Have any that you want to share?

Let us know in the comments!

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Funny Tweets That Are Peak 2020

If I had any wishes for this awful year, it would be that it never gets mentioned in polite conversation again.

And yet… I know that’s not realistic. I know we’ll be talking about 2020 for DECADES to come. And we’ll be going over how awful and crazy this year was again and again and again.

So, given that reality… why not keep talking about it now and find the lighter side?

That’s what these tweeple are doing, and I’m here for it.

If not to laugh… then perhaps to cry?

Let’s take a look!

1. I really don’t need to be on that Zoom call, right

I’m just going to hang out with my feels.

2. The most 2020 math equation ever

I’m so over this year.

3. They’re not doing that well.

Because I am one of those people… and I hate life right now.

4. Also, if you don’t have a life, booze will give you one!

It won’t last long, but, yanno… YOLO!

5. Also, quarantine Day 673

I will do this every single day, regardless.

6. Gurlllllll

I don’t think that relationship is gonna work out…

7. I mean… same same

Hypersonic? Maybe. Funky fresh? No.

8. I should be terrified, but instead I’m intrigued.

I’d hang out with this gal!

9. I knew it!

Emails can’t find people… only people can find emails. Think about it…

10. Sounds like a plan!

It’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see if it works out for them…

All of those tweets are bangers. For real. And you can’t convince me otherwise.

But… that’s my hot take. What’s yours? Let us know in the comments.

Thanks fam!

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Some of the Best Facebook Posts of the Year That Will Give You the Laughs You Need

How are you doing, friend? Good, I hope. And it’s about to get better. Much better.

Why? Because we went out to the Twitter… to find the best of Facebook.

Make sense? Yeah, of course it does. How can it not? It’s so easy to follow.

Let’s take a look at these 11 Facebook posts that will give you life, laughs and love.

1. Lol… my kid is trash. Pls help me.
Gotta love the honesty!

Poor kid ? from sadcringe


2. Merry Beanmas!
This is gross… but also fantastic, right?


3. That’s actually how it works.
Do you even Spanish, bro?


4. Gotta give ALL the love to Dolly, fam!
Jolene… Jolene… Jolene…


5. Oh snap! You got the daughter you need.
I honestly don’t even know how to read this.


6. When you find these diamonds in the rough…
Gotta polish them up!


7. I am endlessly fascinated by this!
What in the heck are people doing during quarantine?!


8. When you just want your money back from your mistake…
Go to Facebook and GET THAT MONEY!


9. People get THIS excited about Christmas?
Good lord!


10. Doing it Fred Flintstone style!
Hope you’ve got some great shoes!


11. What in the actual what?
I mean… at least they can rhyme.

And that, my friends, is how laughter is made. One Facebook at a time… and one Twitter post that highlights that Facebook post.

All of that makes sense, right? It’s not really that hard to figure out. It’s a clear path from Facebook to Twitter to here. Simple!

Okay, any of these make you laugh out loud? Let us know in the comments!

Thanks, fam!

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People Share Posts That Left Them Seriously LOLing

2020 has been an absolutely garbage year, but that doesn’t mean we can’t all sit back and laugh at other people’s stupidity for a moment, right?

If you’ve had a bad day or even if you’d had an okay day… it’s completely okay to guffaw at other people’s painful bad decision making for a moment.

And if you haven’t been on Facebook for a minute… bruh… you’re welcome!

1. Isn’t that like CHURCH size Jesus?
Can you imagine sleeping underneath that thing? GAAAHHHHHH!!!

2. No Mabel, that’s not what it means.
Mind your own business and your own ovaries, kid!

My grandma thought I love babies doing yoga from oldpeoplefacebook


3. I feel this deep down in my soul.
So damn deep.

It do tho from facebookwins


4. I’d let Shaun stay as LONG as he wants.
He’s got the fire posts, y’all!

Anyone want to go to the shoe store? from facebookwins


5. I have a feeling this isn’t really good for the engine…
Fun statement… but naw… time to demask the car.

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed. from funny


6. Is this what dentures look like between teeth?
Asking for a friend. No, asking for me.

My grandma decided she’d post a pic of her smiling every day to cheer everyone up from oldpeoplefacebook


7. There’s so much that’s right about this.
And so much that’s very wrong too. I love it.

My aunt from oldpeoplefacebook


8. Was he undressing you with his eyes?
How do you know he works for NASA? Hmmmmmmmmmm????

I feel like being in a Flat Earth group is just cheating… from insanepeoplefacebook

9. I mean… he’s not wrong!
BUT… you know somebody will just strip that audio out. Right?

10. Should somebody tell him?
I think somebody should tell him. In Spanish.

So, were we right or were we right? Well, it’s just me, actually.

Was I right or was I right?

Yeah, I was right.

Okay, which one of these made you really LOL?

Let us know in the comments!

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