Summer is almost over, so it’s time to round up the best tweets from the past season so we can make room for the autumn humor coming your way.
We think these 20 tweets definitely come out on the top of the pile!
18. There is nothing more real than this tweet.
“could a depressed person do THIS?” she says at 12:15am as she folds her laundry that came out of the dryer six days ago
— e-gal (@spicy_emma) June 23, 2019
17. And that’s what’s known as nailing it, my friends.
During my interview today i poured some water into a cup and it overflowed a little bit
“Nervous?” asked the interviewer
I simply replied, “No I just always give 110%”
—
ᴛʜᴇ-ᴡɪᴢʀᴅ. (@doubletexts) August 19, 2019
16. Girl you don’t want to miss that photo op.
Blonde woman, top left. She is all of us
pic.twitter.com/3EG7DHl32d
—
No Match Windy, No? (@nomatchwindyno) August 26, 2019
15. This is honestly the best possible Uber experience.
Uber driver: ……….
Me: ………..
Uber driver: …………
Me: ………….
Uber driver: ………….
Me: …………….
Uber driver: …………….
Me: ………………
Uber driver: you have arrived
Me: 5 Stars
— evil (@evilbart24) August 13, 2019
14. Just laugh you don’t have to understand why.
David: plays a secret chord
The lord:
pic.twitter.com/pVUYrnJYnZ— luke mccrea (@LukeMcCrea2) July 4, 2019
13. I said what I said!
why do essay conclusions exist, i said what i said scroll up !!!!
— cristina
(@mintchocolatina) September 7, 2019
12. Why are you like this?
Me explaining to ⠀ ⠀ ⠀My cat
my cat that I ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀pretending
won’t tell anyone ⠀⠀ ⠀he cant speak
if he can speak pic.twitter.com/X7PHTuEXZ9— lil PP (@PabloPiqasso) June 17, 2019
11. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG WHAT’S THE SAFE WORD.
[during sex]
Me: hurt me
Him: your metabolism isn’t what it was in high school and it shows
Me: wait
Him: you never lived up to your potential because you rely on talent instead of work ethic & immediately abandon everything you’re bad at because you’re afraid of failure
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) June 19, 2019
10. Why is this so real though?
$35 plus $5 for $40 with free
shipping Shipping pic.twitter.com/EF0wjB7YPM— ★ ??
?? ★ (@lowkeytrace) September 4, 2019
9. Thank goodness for food delivery amirite?
Me after one blunt pic.twitter.com/qxbi1l8Ldz
— CHILÉ SAUCE
(@zayelchapo) June 1, 2019
8. It’s all a scam!
Benadryl smart as hell. U cant have allergies when u asleep for 7 hours
— Pre K
(@stayfrea_) August 29, 2019
7. I want to see the results though.
tired of these mfs pic.twitter.com/NX6G3I2TMi
— Dick Foo (@DickFooDog) July 16, 2019
6. Honestly one of the most refreshing things about this generation.
Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ
Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY
— Jordan Lancaster (@jordylancaster) July 25, 2019
5. I mean at least he still feels like wagging his tail.
idk what the cat is going through but same pic.twitter.com/tHSaLGrFnF
— Wajed Ahmed (@borderlineyikes) September 7, 2019
4. They survive by inviting a woman with a purse to come along.
every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless
— dre (@gothshakira) September 4, 2019
3. One of the things I’m most looking forward to about parenting.
oh my god, i need this to be me in 20 years pic.twitter.com/xJ4RIrpBiD
— abolish ice in the name of Mary (@hashtag_dta) August 10, 2019
2. A picture is worth a thousand words.
okay…hear me out pic.twitter.com/7WpKxiYw2B
— Dom (@domcorona_) July 5, 2019
1. Give me a minute, I’m dying.
girls be crying over a dude who reads at a 3rd grade level. he's not ignoring your text, he's sounding it out. give him a second.
— ++♡
(@reIayer) July 13, 2019
I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for this heat to break and to order my coffee hot!
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