I bet you’ve noticed that there’s a graduation for everything now. And every grade. If I remember correctly, I think I had an eighth-grade graduation, and then I graduated from high school (barely).
Nowadays, judging by social media, every single grade has an elaborate ceremony with all kinds of pageantry. What is going on?
I think you know what I’m talking about…let’s get to the jokes!
1. How dumb…wait a second.
Pre-kid me: “Preschool graduation ceremonies are so dumb what are they graduating from- naptime?”
June 28, 2018: “DOWN IN FRONT, IF YOU MAKE ME MISS THIS PANORAMIC SHOT OF MY BABY’S SPECIAL DAY AS A SCHOLAR I WILL KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.”
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) June 28, 2018
2. It’s about time.
Just got invited to my nephew's preschool graduation. I'm actually thrilled he's decided to finally do something positive with his life!
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 5, 2017
3. Doesn’t bother me at all…
At preschool graduation, the kids announced their heroes.
Most said their mom or dad
My 5-year-old said her pet pig
Not that I'm jealous.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 18, 2017
4. A little underdressed.
There are parents at this preschool graduation in formal wear and I just used water from an old sippy cup to get Dorito dust off my jeans.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 7, 2016
5. Ouch…
Nothing says false sense of achievement and unwarranted success like a preschool graduation.
— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) May 30, 2017
6. You got served.
[at daughter's preschool graduation]
Me: This is a meaningless honor that won't help her in life.
Wife: So it's like your English degree.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2015
7. Just like that.
Preschool graduation: gotta love the way kids fade out when they don't know the words & then shout the ones they do. Like me in synagogue.
— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) June 6, 2013
8. Didn’t go as planned.
I attended my 5 year old's junior kindergarten graduation today. It was emotional for him (he cried because the staple in his hat fell out).
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) June 25, 2013
9. Hope you have deep pockets.
Cried at Son's Kindergarten graduation & the Mom next to me said "Aw, it's hard to watch them grow." Me: "No, I'm sad free daycare is over."
— Faux Ma (@Faux_Ma) June 4, 2015
10. I like the last option.
Made it out to nephew's pre-school graduation. Kids' career goals so far: blonde mermaid, gymnast, ballerina, Moana and a … ghost/chef.
— Blair Angulo (@bangulo) June 9, 2017
11. This is hilarious.
Thanks for posting pictures of your kid's preschool graduation. Impressive that they were able to pass the playing with blocks portion.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 19, 2016
12. Ninety minutes?
Preschool graduation! Pro: will be super adorable. Con: somehow scheduled to last 90 MINUTES. Assume each 5-year-old giving a speech.
— Dan Kois (@dankois) June 15, 2012
13. Gonna be intense.
6-year-old: Are you excited about your preschool graduation (which is almost a year away)? You get to sing songs!
4-year-old: I don’t know what I’m going to sing…maybe I’ll do “I walk a lonely road…”
Pre-K graduation 2019 is going to be epic.
— Andrew Knott (@aknott21) July 11, 2018
14. Wait, they get presents?
I can't believe I live in a world where kindergarten graduation presents are a thing. Wtf? You aren't even literate, kids. Keep working.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) May 15, 2015
15. This tweet sums it up.
"Ugh. 'Kindergarten Graduation' is so stupid. That's not even a real thing."
*goes anyway
*sobs
*takes 4000 pictures— Wendy S. (@maughammom) May 25, 2016
If you have any funny memories or stories from your kids’ graduations, share them with us in the comments!
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