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16 Posts to Make You Laugh

If you’re having one of those days when nothing is going right, and you don’t think anything could make you smile, well, that’s when you turn to the internet. I mean, who better than a bunch of strangers trying to be funny to raise your spirits, right?

I don’t know why that logic works, but these 16 folks are ready to prove that it does – just take a scroll and see if I’m not right!

16. But like what did he actually say?

This is such a funny take.

15. I know there’s a real explanation behind the song.

This one is better, though.

14. I know which one I’m choosing.

Is it a choice, really?

13. This book ruins dating chances.

Just any way you slice it.

12. You never meet the goals you don’t set.

I think we might need to talk about the definition of “modest,” though.

11. And yet she’s still his girlfriend.

Maybe she appreciates thrifty-ness.

10. Why is this so funny?

I literally just snorted.

9. Poor choice of words.

Happens to the best of us.

8. Is he eating anything in bed?

I feel like he probably is.

7. A serious double whammy.

I mean, ouch.

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6. Some people just aren’t rule breakers.

And that’s why they’re dead.

5. That should do the trick.

Way to think ahead, man.

4. How you know the prayers work.

Either that or he got bit by a spider.

3. The Lord of the Teeth.

I would die of happiness if this happened in real life.

2. Brilliant.

I mean, it’s torture, but it’s brilliant.

1. Oh, baby.

You should have rapped back about his grandma DIDN’T drop him off.

You’re at least smiling, right?

What’s your go-to joke when you’re trying to cheer someone up? Share it with us in the comments!

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Posts That Are Locked And Loaded…For Laughs

There are many reactions to posts on the internet – righteous outrage, solidarity, social change – but for most of us, I think it’s a place we know we can go when we need to blow off some steam.

You know, when we need a laugh.

If you ask me, the best of those funny tweets are the ones that can coax a smile from anyone who runs across them – anyone with a sense of humor, I mean – so if that applies to you, we think these 15 tweets will tickle your funny bone.

15. Those necessities are hard to afford.

And if you live with males you know the candles are just that.

14. It’s easy to tell when a cat is upset.

They’re existing in the world as a cat, for one.

13. Dad jokes never get old.

Just ask any dad that you know.

12. I hope that’s an empty threat.

Because it seems like the deal is done.

11. A double threat guy.

She’s definitely going to run for the hills.

10. He can’t help it.

It happens spontaneously when the baby is born.

9. Read this in a British accent.

If you did, you’re definitely laughing.

8. If only you could hold on to the high.

You know it’s not going to last.

7. The only time these words are ever uttered.

Unless you’re a parent, then you say it all the time.

6. What if this was really the way it went down?

It would make as much sense as anything.

5. You can’t help but like this tweet.

You can’t help but laugh.

4. That corgi regrets nothing.

And why would he?

3. There are all kinds of temples.

I’m just saying.

2. Just ask anyone who went to Harvard.

They’ll definitely tell you.

1. I mean, what other option could there be?

Except it wasn’t his idea to begin with – just saying.

Don’t you just feel all the more ready to tackle your day.

Which of these did you pass on to a friend? Share with us in the comments!

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Posts That Will Make You Chuckle

If you want a lighthearted moment or two, a chuckle or maybe even a laugh, there’s no better place than the internet, honestly. And if you want the most bang for your buck as far as social media and giggles, Twitter is the place to be.

We think these 13 posts are funny enough to make you chuckle – or maybe even laugh out loud – so why not give them a go and then tell us what you think!

13. These are trying times.

I hope you’re tipping your pizza men well.

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12. You just can’t keep them out.

It’s the one downside of living in New Zealand, perhaps.

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11. That song does assume a whole lot.

Just believe, people.

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10. This might be the pinnacle of dad jokes.

And that’s really saying something.

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9. It does seem oddly acceptable.

Just a talking bird carry on.

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8. Some days are like this.

Also some weeks and months. Maybe years.

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7. Lots of technology isn’t the best.

Texting can stay, though.

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6. It’s over you can go home now.

The end.

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5. Living a man’s dream.

Some men, anyway. The other ones want a$s jobs.

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4. Among other things.

On the upside, we wouldn’t smell a thing.

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3. You’re scaring him.

This is honestly hilarious.

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2. They’re not afraid to tell you about it, either.

Like everything that went to Harvard.

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1. Like, in a way that’s far too big for their bodies.

Big d*ck energy, those.

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I’m reading these for a second time and I still stand by my statement.

Which of these did you forward to a friend? I know there had to be at least one!

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Recent Tweets That Are Worth a Look

There are millions of tweets, and honestly, there are hundreds of accounts out there that are worth a follow. That said, keeping up with the best every day can be a daunting task!

If you want a laugh but you’re too lazy to scroll for it, listen. We’ve got you covered with 12 funny, recent tweets we don’t think you’ll want to miss.

12. A little attention never hurt anyone.

As long as there’s no like murder involved.

11. A true revelation.

Now, what to do with it…

10. Most of us are pretending we don’t watch it.

Those ratings are coming from somewhere, my friends.

9. I don’t want to laugh.

It is funny, though.

8. All you know is that it doesn’t have meat.

What it could have is literally anything else.

7. Fine, I’ll get up.

It’s like your body is conspiring against you.

6. They need to cool off for like twenty minutes though.

So you have plenty of time to talk.

5. Everyone was in on it but her.

That’s gotta be disconcerting.

4. What do you think it means?

It means get the heck out of there COME ON.

3. It’s not gonna do any good.

You’re gonna need a big, public display of affection to get its attention.

2. Never leave the house.

Also, never date again.

1. This is the meme that ended the competition.

I’ll not be taking any arguments.

 

Ahhhhh, so great, right? I could read tweets for an entire afternoon.

Tell us down in the comments which ones were your favorites!

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Need a Smile? Try These Posts on for Size.

We all need a smile from time to time, and I don’t know about you, but I really don’t like to work too hard for mine. Scrolling a list of funnies and sweet-nothings is the perfect amount of effort some days!

If that’s how you’re feeling right now, let’s get to it – here are 15 tweets we think you’re going to love.

15. This is hilarious.

Mostly because I can definitely see it happening to me.

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14. Maybe not illegal, per se.

But we’re not going to take it for granted again.

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13. Write this in stone.

No one wants a phone call.

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12. That is a confusing plot hole.

But it’s a movie about Santa. Don’t go in too deep.

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11. I don’t know why this is so funny.

I’m still chuckling.

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10. I don’t want to be that person, but…

He was nominated for an Oscar when he was like, 13.

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9. That seems fair.

It’s how we decide everything else.

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8. Ooh I wish that was a real thing.

Not for flies, but for wasps, definitely.

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7. They really had me going there.

*wags finger*

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6. Stand-up comedians, man.

They’re born and made.

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5. This is a particular kind of insecurity.

You don’t want to go, you just want to be invited.

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4. The grandma names will be worse.

But we’ll all have tattoos!

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3. Somebody love me!

And maybe give me some money?

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2. This seems to be true.

I’ll keep a lookout, though.

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1. Someone’s got to teach her how the world works.

You gotta stay up pretty late if you want the last piece of cake.

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Ahhhh, refreshing, right? Other people are so funny sometimes!

What’s your go-to way to relax and uncover a few giggles? Share it with us in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets We Think Are Worth Your Time

It can be very hard to decide which tweets are worth your time when you’re scrolling your timeline, and listen – no matter how hard you work to curate the best possible folks, you’re definitely going to miss some brilliance here or there.

That’s where we – and this list of 12 fun tweets – comes in!

What I’m saying is… we’re here for you fam! Do less searching and more reading.

Let’s go!

12. He could teach us all a thing or two.

A real trailblazer, that one. He will lead the world one day.

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11. It’s a symbiotic relationship.

As long as it’s not the biting kind.

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10. It certainly can be.

Remember that, youths. Get off the Twitter!

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9. I am howling, y’all.

That poor sap. Both of them.

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8. The joke was just sitting there all this time.

Ripe for the picking and thus is was plucked!

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7. Or maybe Trolls: World Tour.

Honestly it was pretty good, though. No, I’m serious. Go watch it.

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6. How did we know what we wanted before all of this?

How did we understand our vibe? Our style? It boggles the mind.

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5. Why do I want to follow this account now?

I mean…you do too, right? Right?!?!

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4. This way he knows the true you.

Always better to start that way, no?

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3. Yes, I’m sure that’s it.

Just go with it.

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2. Shut. Up.

I am totally gobsmacked. And I feel completely and utterly betrayed.

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1. Living the dream, people.

As long as no kids are with her.

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I’m really glad I didn’t miss any of these, aren’t you?

Tell us how we did in the comments!

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