Andrew Stuart was minding his own business one night when something pretty extraordinary and hilarious happened: goats took over his town.
Stuart, a video producer for the Manchester Evening News, captured some footage of a lifetime recently in Llandudno, North Wales.
Here’s how it all started.
Stuart tweeted that he was inside a dark pub when he thought he saw something strange outside, so he decided to investigate.
And wouldn’t you know it… this happened.
I think I just got a group of goats in Llandudno arrested.
Let me explain… first, I saw this from inside a dark pub (the one I live in currently). I thought I was seeing things. So I took some video: pic.twitter.com/RtxYG6htLC
— Andrew Stuart (@AndrewStuart) March 27, 2020
He followed the goats for a while, because what else are you going to do right now? Who wouldn’t follow this pack around?
So I decided to see what was going on. They stopped on Trinity Square, and decided the hedges there looked very tasty (tbf, they probably are if you’re a goat
) pic.twitter.com/Sz7WnoQGsd
— Andrew Stuart (@AndrewStuart) March 27, 2020
And after a while, he noticed that they weren’t really moseying along. They appeared to be staying put, happily gnawing on the hedges.
Yeah, this is getting good…
They weren’t moving from their midnight feast. And they were probably going to run riot on the town, what with nobody being about due to the lockdown. I also wasn’t sure if they were keeping the required 2m apart. pic.twitter.com/Yn69JWDV8p
— Andrew Stuart (@AndrewStuart) March 27, 2020
So, he decided to alert the authorities. But not before we posted some unforgivable puns.
So I gave @NWPolice a call to tell them a load of kids (geddit?) were running riot (I didn’t actually say that… sadly). They said they’d pass it on to officers. pic.twitter.com/k1q28cfUi4
— Andrew Stuart (@AndrewStuart) March 27, 2020
The fuzz promptly took action against these out-of-control “kids” and the party was officially broken up.
And they sent a patrol car down who turned on the big red lights. So, I’m sorry if the goats got arrested. But they were being very naughty.
Also, close the gates behind you on the Orme.
And stay 2m apart at all times.
— Andrew Stuart (@AndrewStuart) March 27, 2020
But… guess what?
Just two days later, the goats were back at it again:
Goat update: they’re back, and they’re gathering in groups of more than 2
— Andrew Stuart (@AndrewStuart) March 28, 2020
And they still don’t care about our human rules:
Goats that dgaf
— Andrew Stuart (@AndrewStuart) March 28, 2020
Well, one thing’s for certain. At least somebody is having a good time this spring! I wonder if they’ll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaack anytime soon?
Yeah, I know. Don’t judge me!
So what’s the weirdest animal behavior you’ve ever seen? Anything that has popped up lately now that humans aren’t hanging around that much?
Let us know in the comments, fam! We need SOMETHING to do because we’re bored AF right now.
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