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Take a Break From Life and Enjoy These Hilarious Tweets

Keep this in mind: we all need to take breaks and relax once in a while so we can refresh our brains and be productive human beings!

And one of the best ways to do this is with hilarious tweets.

And that’s exactly what we’re gonna do today, because we have a solid collection in store for you today. What else could you really ask for?

So let’s quit wasting time and get to the funny business, okay? Let’s do this!

1. This is 100% on point.

But hey, what’s wrong with that?

2. I agree with you.

The ones that are wheel-shaped just aren’t doing it for me.

3. Why do we all do this all the time?

It’s one of life’s great mysteries…

4. This needs to be exposed!

Times are changing…and not for the better.

5. You’re not touching this thing.

Never touch another person’s charger.

6. Stop looking at me!

This is obviously none of your business.

7. Just stop doing things!

Weekends are for doing NOTHING.

8. Easier said than done.

It sounds good on paper, though.

9. Time to reevaluate life.

We all hit rock bottom sometimes.

10. Doing a lot of talking to myself these days.

Hey, I’m not alone!

11. Yeah, here’s the reason.

Nothing else to it, really…

12. Don’t even look at my child!

Wait, that’s not a human…

13. Let’s face the facts.

It’s your FACE that’s the problem.

You had your break…and now it’s time to get back to work.

But first, share some funny stuff with us in the comments, won’t you?

We want memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc!

Please and thank you!

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Let’s Have a Great Day With Some Hilarious Tweets!

We have a choice when we wake up every day.

It can be a sh*tty day, filled with dread and bad news, or you can choose to do your best, maintain a positive attitude, and enjoy yourself!

And that’s what we’re going to do today with some hilarious tweets!

And yes, I am your new Life Coach…and I will collect my payment at the end of the month, are we clear?

But we can deal with the business side of things later. For now, let’s have a great day with these funny tweets!

1. Mom, we need to talk about how this stuff works.

You’re doing it all wrong!

2. Yeah, that really seems to add up, doesn’t it?

I just topped $100,000 in my life.

3. The rest of the day doesn’t go very well.

You’re gonna have to work on that.

4. That’s usually how it works.

Just keeping saying Thank You. Over and over again.

5. This is definitely how it works.

I’m going to Burger King, do you want anything?

6. Yeah, that’s pretty much life.

It’s fun, isn’t it?

7. We’re all on dark mode.

But hopefully we can change that pretty soon.

8. That’s when the real stuff comes out.

Let’s have a talk…

9. What’s wrong with my face?

This seems to keep happening for some reason…

10. A time to clean.

We all do this…

11. Let’s look it over again.

Okay, that one definitely needs to go.

12. That’s a catchy name.

Has a nice ring to it.

Well, those really hit the spot, didn’t they?

You bet they did! And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some funny tweets you’ve seen lately that you really enjoyed. Thanks a lot!

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You Don’t Have to Be Inked to Appreciate These Tattoo Memes

Tattoos are a fun outlet for self-expression.

Some people get tattoos to honor a loved one or a life-changing experience. Some people want to cover themselves in beautiful works of art that reflect their personality or values.

And some people just like putting cool and/or stupid sh^t on their bodies, cause they can. To each their own.

But wether you’re inked or not, everyone can appreciate these 14 tattoo memes.

1. Ok, so I get it

But we need some commas.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

2. Parting is such sweet sorrow

One day I’ll get a REAL Spiderman tattoo.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

3. Hmmm

That’s a choice.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

4. Oh hello there

What a pwetty wittle kitty.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

5. You gotta read between the lines

Sometimes the truth hurts.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

6. You can either deny who you truly are

Or embrace it, baby.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

7. Ok, I’m imagining

I’m ok with what I’m seeing.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

8. Ah, I see what you did there.

Do I still have to do dishes?

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

9. This is a dad joke if I ever saw one

Is the “ney” on the other knee???

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

10. This cannot be real

Even so…it’s making me hungry.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

11. My body is a temple, and a canvas

My body is whatever the hell I want it to be, bit*h.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

12. 5th time’s a charm…

Maybe this is a learning moment.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

13. Awwww:

So cute!

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

14. Baby Posh, and Scary Spice!

Oh wait, no. That’s not it.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

If these memes have inspired you to get a tattoo, just keep in mind, this will be a part of your body for the rest of your life.

So maybe skip the “Dis” knee. The cat looking through a champagne class is much classier.

Do you have a tattoo? Tell us about it in the comments!

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These Cats Are Jerks, but That’s Why We Love Them

Cats wouldn’t be cats if they weren’t just a little bit evil. A tad malicious. Hell, their idea of a good time is playing with a mouse until it’s dead.

But that’s why we like them. Cats are the “bad boy” of the pet world. There’s something about their sassiness, disregard for the rules, withholding of affection, and utter lack of giving a f*ck that has us wrapped around their little toe beans.

Take these cats for example. These 15 cats are absolute jerks, but that’s exactly why we love them.

1. Don’t worry human, I’ll save you!

Quickly, escape from the water while I keep it distracted.

Heard my husband screaming while in the shower..walked in on this from CatsAreAssholes

 

2. A pot of rice is not a litter box

But I can see how you might think it is.

Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice… from Wellthatsucks

 

3. Don’t test me human…

I am not a cat to be trifled with.

Quarantine – Day 4 from CatsAreAssholes

 

4. He found the toilet paper

My God have mercy on their bottoms.

My cat loves to shred toilet paper. Today, she found my entire stash. from funny

 

5. Thief! Thief!

And I almost got away with it, if it hadn’t been for you meddling humans.

6. Cats don’t take to well

to be told where they can or cannot go.

7. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Was it worth it, cat?

This is why we can’t have nice things from CatsAreAssholes

 

8. Plants are friends

NOT food.

derp eets succulent from AnimalsBeingDerps

9. Are we in an anime right now?

Because this is too cute to be real.

Predator from CatsAreAssholes

 

10. When your cat is jealous of your computer

Yeah. Working from home is going great.

It’s hard to work with a cat around from aww

11. This cat locked its owners out of the car

Just cause.

My wife and I are on our way to a wedding in Vermont and we pulled over on the highway to switch drivers and as soon as we got out our cat Diesel stepped on the lock button and locked us out. from CatsAreAssholes

12. I’ve heard of Bread Kittens

But this is a little much.

Just why.. from CatsAreAssholes

13. Work smarter not harder, am I right?

It gets the job done.

14. Hey look they’re friends

Oh wait, no they’re sworn enemies. My mistake.

My neighbor’s cat drops by every once in a while to stick his head through the window and scream at my cat from AnimalsBeingJerks

15. Remember what I said about cats and toilet paper?

There’s nothing left we can do.

I needed to use the restroom and saw this instead from AnimalsBeingJerks

Despite the broken TVs, the pee-soaked rice, and the toppled over trash-cans, for some reason we just keep loving cats.

They can scratch us, bite us, wake us, sneak up on us, and yet somehow, at the end of the day, once they start purring and making biscuits on the blanket, we can’t help but go “Awww” and give them a big snuggle.

Is your cat a jerk? Let us know in the comments.

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Nerdy Tattoo Memes to Make You Smile

Tattoos are very serious. A tattoo is a statement. It’s a work of art. It tells the world WHO you ARE.

But what to choose? The sword of Gryffindor? Captain America’s shield? Daniel Levy’s eyebrows? Oh, I can’t decide!

Until you’ve settled on the perfect tattoo from your favorite fandom, enjoy these 13 nerdy tattoos, to make you smile.

1. Talk about wearing your heart on your sleeve

No one will ever be able to tell him, “Get a life.”

Image Credit: Reddit

2. “Wa-hoo!”

How many coins is that worth?

Image Credit: Reddit

3. I don’t know what’s worse

The fact that this exists, or the fact that someone chose to put this on their body.

Image Credit: Reddit

4. Now this is funny

Gross, but funny.

Image Credit: Reddit

5. Hopeless is right

Romantic, not so much.

Image Credit: Reddit

6. Don’t you dare.

They’ll find out on their own. One day.

Image Credit: Reddit

7. I’m scared

Confused and scared.

Image Credit: Reddit

8. May I write you a check?

Please put down the potato peeler!

Image Credit: Reddit

9. What’s wrong with this guy?

He’s just a cute, wittle, chonky tiger.

Image Credit: Reddit

10. Now you see it

Now you don’t.

Image Credit: Reddit

11. You can never go wrong when you choose Pikachu

To be a piece of you.

Image Credit: Reddit

12. You’re missing a Mike.

Clearly this is incomplete…

Image Credit: Reddit

13. There he is

The best Mike of them all.

Image Credit: Reddit

The Pikachu tattoo is actually pretty cute. I would consider getting that one, and even the life hearts.

If your friend tells you they’re planning to tattoo words on their body, make sure they get someone to proofread before going under the needle.

Do you have a tattoo celebrating your favorite fandom? Tell us all about it in the comments!

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Funny Holiday Posts From Your Neighbors on NextDoor

The first time I signed up for NextDoor it was because I’d lost my dog. I never realized, or anticipated, or could in any way prepare myself for the complete and total s**tshow that would come part and parcel with getting to know my neighbors.

Like, the internet has done some wonderful things for our society as a whole, but I think learning about the previously private proclivities and leanings of one’s casual acquaintances is definitely not one of them.

These 13 posts might not technically bring you cheer, but they should make you laugh – if only because this time, it’s not your neighbors.

13. Such holiday spirit!

Don’t be mad yours aren’t done yet, Jim.

12. You’d better hope you didn’t do it before Thanksgiving.

Ousted, you shall be.

11. You gotta love a funny man.

Pithiness is underrated.

10. Just a little multicultural advice.

I hope everyone appreciate this.

9. What would you do?

There are such a wide range of options.

8. What sin has Phil committed?

I really need more answers on this one.

7. This can’t be real.

Even when there’s not a pandemic this can’t be real.

6. The answer is no.

But also…who has a microwave that will fit a 25lb turkey??

5. You would have to be drunk to love people on NextDoor.

You know I’m right.

4. I’m all for being respectful, but 7:30 seems a bit early.

Especially for cats.

3. Legends.

And also the cops definitely are there in spirit.

2. This is not the year for stealing cheer.

We all need it so, so badly.

1. Not a bad gig if you can get it.

But I’m only buying if they’re Olaf-grade.

 

I really can’t, y’all. If you’re not on the app, save yourself now.

If you are, please share your own sordid tales in the comments.

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Hilarious Posts by Older People Still Figuring Out Social Media

I feel like we should take advantage of screenshots like these 14 while we still can – the Silent Generation is waning (though even my 96yo grandmother uses Facebook), and at least half of the Boomer parents and grandparents I know navigate the day-to-day basics of scrolling and commenting without winding up on a list like this.

So, let’s do this now while we can, and remember – we’re not laughing at them. Or maybe we are, but they probably can’t hear us anyway.

14. Grandpa doesn’t mess around.

Gotta respect that.

coward from oldpeoplefacebook

13. I’m pretty sure Granny knew just what she was doing.

And she’s kind of a legend.

A friend posted this from oldpeoplefacebook

12. This could be pertinent information.

If you’re going to have a family gathering, for instance.

My Aunt giving everyone a heads up from oldpeoplefacebook

11. That’s what you get if you give your mom access to your computer.

I’m just saying. It could have been worse.

Emergency assistance needed from oldpeoplefacebook

10. I’m not so sure that was an accident.

Kid for sale.

My mom accidentally included a picture of me sleeping in an ad she posted from oldpeoplefacebook

9. How sweet.

I don’t think it will help on the test though.

Granny messaged to wish me luck on my test from oldpeoplefacebook

8. Just the sweetest.

Grandmas are the best.

My late grandmother figuring out her phone from oldpeoplefacebook

7. Some people get awesome grandmas.

This girl got the very best.

My grandmothers comment on my photo of me and my 15 year old cat from oldpeoplefacebook

6. She gets it enough.

Maybe.

Grandma doesn’t get the joke from oldpeoplefacebook

5. She has a valid point. What did Rhianna ever do to you?

I don’t think grandma knows who Rihanna is from oldpeoplefacebook

4. Now none of us can stop thinking about it.

You’re welcome, I guess?

Found this on facebook marketplace and cant stop thinking about it from oldpeoplefacebook

3. Someone really likes trucks.

Hopefully the whole family.

My late father, Chuck, had to use speech-to-text which led to some amazing posts. from oldpeoplefacebook

2. Go on with your bad self.

Bless.

The comment is from my grandmother from oldpeoplefacebook

1. That definitely qualifies.

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Not sure if this belongs but this picture my dad gave me for Christmas from oldpeoplefacebook

 

I do love these posts. They’re so innocent and pure.

Has an older person in your life cracked you up while using technology?

If so, tell us about it in the comments!

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Memes for Anyone Who Really Doesn’t Like Their Job

Jobs are things most of us have to keep through our years wandering this planet. There are great, amazing jobs and there are horrible jobs, but the truth is that most of the jobs you have over the course of your life will fall somewhere in the middle.

Which means there’s a good chance that most people, at once time or another (maybe right now!), can relate to these 13 workplace memes.

13. If only we were allowed to make this face.

Society, am I right?

Image Credit: Someecards

12. You’re off the clock.

No harm, no foul.

Image Credit: Someecards

11. Try not to think about it too much.

Unless you want to be really depressed.

Image Credit: Someecards

10. You wouldn’t want to make us both miserable, would you?

They definitely would. Watch out.

Image Credit: Someecards

9. We’ll miss this about remote working.

At least, some of us will.

Image Credit: Someecards

8. You don’t want to be involved.

Involved is never the best place to be.

Image Credit: Someecards

7. Seriously don’t you have a job?

Oh…right.

Image Credit: Someecards

6. I think that’s a fair request.

Your boss probably feels the same way.

Image Credit: Someecards

5. How have we not learned our lesson?

It’s never going to happen, is it.

Image Credit: Someecards

4. For more tips, follow this guy.

This might actually work.

Image Credit: Someecards

3. Sometimes closer than this.

Just don’t let it hit you until you’re ready.

Image Credit: Someecards

2. Less awkward for who, though?

Because I don’t think I’d want to be the friend.

Image Credit: Someecards

1. It might work.

Depends on how much work your boss wants to do to track you down.

Image Credit: Someecards

I’m laughing because yeah, we’ve all been there.

Which one of these really hit home? Tell us in the comments!

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Behind-the-Scenes Glimpses at Hollywood That Show the Reality of How Movies Are Made

Film professionals make their jobs look pretty simple, and that’s exactly why they’re the unsung rockstars of 2020. What really separates the wheat from the chaff, though, is going that extra mile to make movie magic happen.

Sometimes, that means using pretty unorthodox methods to get exactly what they want.

Here are 11 fascinating behind-the-scenes photos that show exactly what it takes to make a real Hollywood movie.

1. Take five

The actors in Guardians of the Galaxy passed break time by playing some games of ping pong. Nothing like healthy competition to keep everyone on their toes.

Image Credit: theCHIVE

2. That’s a lot of gear

The Avengers: Endgame team sure had to deal with a lot of CGI tech to wrap up the blockbuster franchise.

Image Credit: theCHIVE

3. Customary stunt double appreciation post

Gal Gadot shows her gratitude for stunt woman Christiaan Bettridge for performing some of the craziest scenes in Wonder Woman 1984.

Image Credit: theCHIVE

4. Terrifying

Yeah, so that’s what Dumbo actually looks like… As if that isn’t the most casually horrifying revelation ever…

Image Credit: theCHIVE

5. That’s dedication

Here’s how Danielle Radcliffe recorded that crazy underwater line in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire during the Triwizard Tournament.

Image Credit: theCHIVE

6. The power of the blue screen

This shot from Detective Pikachu is a clear reminder of just how dedicated to the scene that actors have to be.

Image Credit: theCHIVE

7. A relaxing read

English actor Nicholas Hoult found a special way to kick back while filming Mad Max: Fury Road.

Image Credit: theCHIVE

8. Wow

This is an actual photo from the set of The Call of the Wild. It’s seriously a miracle that these actors don’t end up breaking during every scene.

Image Credit: theCHIVE

9. Kudos to the makeup team

The actors of Sherlock took turns trying out this uncanny mold of Benedict Cumberbatch’s face.

Image Credit: theCHIVE

10. The ultimate set prop

Looks like the pink umbrella was the most popular kid in school here.

Image Credit: theCHIVE

11. That’s one way to cool off

Academy Award-winning makeup artists Bill Corso gave Ryan Reynolds a little extra shine on the set of Deadpool.

Image Credit: theCHIVE

Some of those photos were truly revealing. The level of dedication these professionals have to their craft is truly amazing. It’s also incredible how the most unglamorous methods can end up producing a spectacular, awe-inspiring effect.

What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes secret from Hollywood sets? Share with us in the comments below!

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People Who Are All Having a Worse Day Than You

We all have bad days, right?

Sure, we do!

But the big difference between you and these folks is that your fails haven’t been included in articles so the whole world can mock you…at least not yet…

But we can work on that another time, right friends?!?!

For now, please enjoy the misfortune of these people who are all definitely not having good days. Let’s take a look.

1. Ouch…all the way through the case, as well.

I hope he’s gonna replace that!

cable guy drills a hole in the side of house, into a closet, through a guitar case, and right through a Martin HD-28V… from Wellthatsucks

2. Good thing you were paying attention.

Your bad day could have gotten even worse.

Walking to my first job this morning with a fresh cup of coffee. That’s not cream, it’s a crow shit hole in one. from Wellthatsucks

3. I think you totally nailed it!

Hey, lookin’ good! Remember, that yearbook will only be around…forever.

Yearbook photo from my first year as a teacher. from Wellthatsucks

4. I guess no one else got the memo, huh?

That’s…kind of embarrassing.

I’m the only person in my entire office of 30 people who dressed up today and I’m in a full body banana suit. from Wellthatsucks

5. I hope you like lots and lots of pepper.

But it looks like just a tad bit too much.

My pepper grinder broke this morning. from Wellthatsucks

6. Gee, thanks a lot!

They really do a great job, don’t they?

DoorDash sent me this as a delivery confirmation photo… from Wellthatsucks

7. Yikes. That is not cool.

I don’t think that’s ever coming out.

Paint lid wasn’t closed properly by the store… from Wellthatsucks

8. Gonna need some heavy lifters to get this baby right-side up.

Do you know any tow truck drivers?

Well I flipped a tractor from Wellthatsucks

9. Uhhhh, what happened here?

This is a total mystery.

This guy bought a smart phone online but received a stone from Wellthatsucks

10. Total disaster area.

You should have read the fine print!

Bought a house in July and they graciously left me a mini fridge in the basement, after moving all my beer and alcohol downstairs I discovered it was infact a freezer. from Wellthatsucks

11. Good thing no one was standing by that window.

Close call!

McLaren inside a dealership gets hit by a loose truck wheel from Wellthatsucks

12. The bib of pain.

That looks very uncomfortable.

Went out on a boat without sunscreen today and now I have what I am calling “the bib of pain” from Wellthatsucks

13. They made quick work of that.

They were obviously professionals.

Walked outside to leave for work today, and some kind individual stole all my wheels… happy holidays! from Wellthatsucks

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about a particularly bad (or even terrible) day that you had lately.

Please and thank you!

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