Places That Are on the Cutting Edge of Bathroom Innovation

When I was a young kid visiting my grandparents, there was a little macrame picture hanging on the wall.

It featured a kind of skinny little building on a hill, and beneath that, a short poem I’ll never forget:

“On a cold dark night
In a sleepy haze
Be glad these ain’t
The good ol’ days”

I stared at that thing every time I was in there, completely lost as to its meaning. I don’t know why I never just asked my grandparents what it meant, other than the fact that I felt like there was a joke in there, and I hate admitting that I don’t get a joke.

It wasn’t until I was maybe 15 or so, visiting again for some holiday, that the penny dropped. It was an outhouse. The kind my grandparents had actually grown up using. The poem was about being grateful nobody has to go poop outside anymore. What a time to be alive.

But bathroom innovation didn’t end with,  yanno, the bathroom. Check out these Reddit posts about the cutting edge in poopoo peepee tech.

15. I’m blue

Well that’s…bleak.

All of the toilet lights in my town have been changed to fluorescent blue, in an attempt to prevent heroin users from being able to find a vein to use. from mildlyinteresting

14. Backup plan

Way to go, bar.

This brewery has a sign in the bathroom that offers a backup plan incase your date isn’t going so well from mildlyinteresting

13. Can’t handle it

That seems a lot more sanitary, actually.

My school’s bathrooms have pedals instead of handles from mildlyinteresting

12. The fresh stuff

Well well well, look at fancy office Maria over here!

The toilet at my work has a wall of strong scented wood to replace an air refresher (it works surprisingly well!) from mildlyinteresting

11. Going down

You might call it a sink sink.

These kids toilets in a London museum whose sinks slope to cater for progressively shorter children. from mildlyinteresting

10. Visibility

I’m totally on board for this. But also my neck hurts from reading it sideways.

This disabled bathroom has a sign to say it’s OK for anyone of any disability to use it. from mildlyinteresting

9. Safety first

Just don’t mix it up with the soap.

This zoo has a complimentary sunscreen dispenser in the bathroom. from mildlyinteresting

8. Date protection

Seriously, this should be widespread.

Every restroom needs one from pics

7. White noise

Japan is so far ahead of us with toilet stuff.

Japanese toilets often have a button that plays white noise/water sounds so you can poop without other people hearing your business. from mildlyinteresting

6. Code red

Clever and discreet.

The bathroom at my doctor’s office has a discreet way for victims of abuse, violence, or human trafficking to get help. from mildlyinteresting

5. Kid seat

For the tiny butts among us.

Public toilet at shopping centre has a extra smaller toilet seat for little humans. from mildlyinteresting

4. Free means free

As it ought to be.

My office flipped all the women’s restroom vending machines to be free. from mildlyinteresting

3. Gender neutral

The way of the future.

I have a Gender neutral bathroom at my High school from mildlyinteresting

2. Cool glasses

For when you gotta temporarily hang up your style.

This toilet lock that doubles as a tray so you can’t leave without taking your stuff. from mildlyinteresting

1. Pet stop

Puppers need poopers too.

Pet bathroom at the Burbank Airport. from mildlyinteresting

The future of 1 and 2 look bright.

If you were redesigning your bathroom any way you want, what would you do with it?

Tell us in the comments.

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Was This Guy Wrong for Blocking in the Person Who Kept Stealing His Parking Space? People Responded.

Parking wars can sometimes get a little out of control, no doubt about it.

Someone steals your spot, then you block THAT person in, and suddenly it turns into a whole thing…

Check out this story of a parking battle gone awry from Reddit’s “Am I The A**hole?” page and keep on reading to see how readers reacted.

AITA for blocking someone in after they took my parking space again?

“In our apartment we’re only given one specific parking space.

It’s been a challenge since both my wife and I have separate cars and finding parking on the street can be a mission sometimes. Usually whichever one of us gets home first parks their car on the street so that the other can park inside since evening is when it gets full.

For the past couple of months our landlady’s girlfriend has been coming over and keeps using our parking space. And only ours for some reason. Several times we’ve had to come knocking at our landlady’s door to move her girlfriend’s car and she’d apologize to us.

The girlfriend always acts like she’s doing us this huge favor when we ask her to move. We both have talked about this problem to our landlady and she promises it won’t happen again. Last Friday my wife was out of town for the weekend. I came home around 10 pm. I was exhausted, just finished working a 12 hr shift and wanted to get home. Guess who was parked in our d**n spot again? It was late so cars were already parked all over the street.

This time I said f**k it and parked right behind her. I didn’t have the energy to go knocking at her door and wait for her to move her car, sometimes they don’t even answer. I wouldn’t be blocking anyone else, just her from being able to pull out. Then I went to bed. Well the following morning when I stepped out to water my grass her girlfriend came at me for making her miss her shift at work.

She said she was knocking on my door for a long time before because she needed to leave and couldn’t. Called me immature and petty when I simply could’ve gone to her to move her car. I reminded her she shouldn’t be parking there in the first place and she left mad.

My landlady again apologized and promised to make sure her girlfriend didn’t do that again, but now she’s not talking to my wife and they’re usually friendly with eachother. My wife’s not happy with me that I did that. Instead of creating conflict I could’ve tried to find parking in the street or asked them to move like I usually do.

But this time I got fed up and don’t have the energy for it.

Was I an a**hole?”

How did folks respond…? Let’s take a look!

This reader argued that the landlady doesn’t care about this person’s parking spot. AT ALL.

Photo Credit: Reddit

Another Reddit user could relate to this man’s story…and they got some good revenge, too.

Photo Credit: Reddit

Another individual said that he should just go ahead and get the car towed next time.

Problem solved!

Photo Credit: Reddit

Finally, this person said that the landlady’s girlfriend needs to show some respect. This is the landlady’s job, after all.

Photo Credit: Reddit

What do you think about how this person behaved?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know.

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Fails That Will Probably Leave You Scratching Your Head

Whenever you head off to work, or sit down to work at home, what kind of goal do you have in mind?

Do you feel inspired to make something exceptional? Are you racing the clock? Or are you looking to put in literally the smallest amount of effort possible without getting fired?

It seems like a lot of folks who are aligned largely with that last mentality end up with their work proudly displayed on r/OneJob, a place on Reddit where we can marvel at failure.

So without further ado, let’s get to marveling.

13. Tile style

This would drive me so insane if I had to see it on a regular basis.

12. Red and black

And just where do you think you’re going, little guy?

11. Sotp

IN THE NAME OF LEVO!

10. Warning signs

“Should we move this?”
“Not my job, not my problem.”

9. Slice of life

This is chaotic evil right here.

8. Free samples

This place clearly spares no expense.

7. Un-bear-able

What hath God wrought?

6. Peek-a-boo

I think accessibility is kind of the entire point of these but ok.

5. Another brick in the wall

Whatever, good enough, it’s Miller time.

4. The scramble

Imagine riding your bike through here and suddenly just panicking.

3. Salt of the earth

“Did you refill the shakers?”
“YES, GUH, STOP ASKING.”

2. Out of line

He’s making a break 4 it!

1. Life’s a bench

He’s communing with nature.

Eh, we’ve all been there.

What’s a time you failed at your one job?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Talk About the Rules That Made Them Think “What Happened Here to Have This Rule Made”?

It’s always weird at work or school when you learn about a rule that is very specific…and very odd.

It makes you say out loud, “what the hell happened to force someone to create this rule?”

And today we’re gonna find out the background behind a bunch of these!

Folks on AskReddit discussed the rules they’ve seen that made them question where they came from.

Let’s see what they had to say.

1. Wow.

“Years ago I had a queen mattress that had a warning label in all uppercase red lettering stating: WARNING: DO NOT SWALLOW.

Many, many times I’ve wondered who the individual responsible for this warning label is, and how much I’d like to shake their hand.”

2. Doing it in secret.

“I worked at an office that banned men from wearing women’s clothing, specifically jeggings.

I started wearing a women’s thong under my clothes. It felt pretty comfortable actually.”

3. That’s a bummer.

“It was against the rules to cook mac and cheese at my elementary school.

For some reason even though teachers were the only ones with access to a kitchen this applied to everyone.”

4. That didn’t end well.

“In our Catholic high school we are alternately seated so female male female male, to avoid talking to our seatmates and being loud.

Some 8th graders decided to do some lewd stuff not sure what but now all of the females are seated on the left side of the room and the boys are seated on the right.”

5. You did this!

“Do NOT climb into the lunch hall rafters.

I know because I’m the dumb f**k who managed to get up there and couldn’t get down.”

6. Kinda weird.

“We could not wear leggings without a shirt that goes past our middle finger.

Idk if you count that but I got in trouble for it way to many times.”

7. That’s too bad.

“Fryers are cleaned in the morning when the oil is cool instead of at night (like every other location in the chain) when the oil is still hot.

Turns out a dude decided to send it with the fryer cleaning brush one night when they wanted to close and go home within the hour, making hot oil come splashing out of the fryer and onto his body.

He had to go to the hospital for some pretty bad burns.”

8. Okay…

“”When showering after gym class always shower with a buddy (like you enter/leave together).

Never to this day know what that was about…”

9. Jailbreak!

“No speaking a language other than English in the hallways at an international boarding school.

Turns out some Chinese kids were openly plotting to run away from the school and well…they couldn’t have that.

Can you tell I had a great high school experience?”

10. Yikes.

“No mirrors in the school restroom.

Apparently the students in the school like to break the mirrors and use it as shank.

A lot of students were st**bed.”

11. Amazing.

“I worked at a water treatment plant.

There was a 5-gallon plastic bucket there that had this stenciled on it: “Do not use as a hard hat.””

12. The best and the brightest.

“Physics students here, for our subatomic experiments, our teacher give us a courses about security because we where going to use radioactive sources. On one slide of his courses we all read (and he read it out loud too).

“DO NOT EAT THE SOURCES”

I don’t know what the students years before us tried, but d**m…”

How about you?

Have you ever seen any rules that made you scratch your head?

Tell us about them in the comments! We’d love to hear from you!

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What Rule Made You Say “What Happened Here to Have This Rule Created”? People Responded.

Do you ever see a rule at work or school that is SUPER specific and it makes you say, “what happened here to make them come up with this rule…and who did it?”

Yeah, you know what I’m talking about…

Well, today we’re gonna get some answers, darn it!

AskReddit users talked about the weird rules they’ve seen that made them question where they came from. Let’s check it out.

1. Hmmm…

“Our Middle school had a rule:

“No bicycle helmets allowed in the school building!”.

When the weather was nice a lot of us rode bicycles and we all wore riding helmets since it was a school rule and we could get put in detention if we showed up on a bicycle not wearing one. There were hooks above the bike rack outside to hang our riding helmets on, but we all wondered about that strange rule about not bringing them indoors.

Once I was chatting with the assistant principal and I happened to ask him about it, and he said a few years before one girl used hers as a weapon and swung it at and really clonked another girl with it hard enough that she fell against the lockers.”

2. Not very bright.

“This was written for one class I was in and my class only.

Do NOT put your finger in the pencil sharpener

This was an “advanced” class.”

3. What’s the backstory?

“My university residence first year had a strict “No Octopi allowed in dorms” rule posted at the front desk.

No mention of other aquatic creatures.”

4. Well, duh…

“Do not injure a fellow student…

Regardless if WITH or without their permission…”

5. New rule.

“Do not enter the secure corridor and let the first door shut behind you if you do not have the code for the second door.

Some complete idiot got trapped between the doors for five hours.

It might have been me…”

6. Ouch!

“”Do not put your hands into the machine while it’s moving.”

And “Do not take apart the safety knives to get the blade out.”

Both have happened while I worked there.”

7. Hmmmm…

“”No food items permitted in employee restrooms”

I knew who was taking their little snacks in there but I never snitched because it struck me that the perp very possibly had an eating disorder.”

8. I can only imagine.

“An escape room I used to frequent had a rule that clothes must stay on at all times while in the room.

I can guess what happened.”

9. Now you know.

“My employee handbook had a rule that said no sleeping at your desk. I thought that was pretty obvious and wondered why it had to be said.

My first day of work, I realized my co-worker who sat behind me was the reason they included it. I’m working and all of a sudden, hear loud snoring. The dude was full on sleeping and no one batted an eye.

Turns out he bought a doctor’s note saying he has sleep apnea and is prone to random bouts of sleep and management couldn’t punish him for it.”

10. Ignorant.

“Used to work in a warehouse that only employed like a dozen people in a small town, they had a whole handbook of rules with a very thorough section on racial/ s**ual intolerance etc. which is unusual for such a job, at least around here.

It turned out once, a few years before, the owner walked into the shipping room and the pack team supervisor was hosting a “pow-wow” and had everybody prancing in a circle, clapping their hands and chanting “heya-hoya.” I still saw some pretty ignorant s**t while I was there.”

11. Gotta be careful.

“Do not turn on heavy machinery being demonstrated by teachers.

Told to us by the design and technology teacher with half a finger missing.”

12. Awesome!

“At the student society: If you’ve been a member for 15 years, you’re allowed to ride your motorcycle into the dining hall.

No one knew why the rule existed and no one had ever made it to 15 years since you can’t be a member once you graduate. People just assumed someone made it up one day while drunk.

Until I asked my dad about it, he was at the same uni in the 1970s, and a member of the same society. He told me it was a special treat for one of the janitors of the building when he had worked there for 15 years. A bunch of students hauled his motorcycle up to the second floor and he was allowed to start it in the staircase, and then ride into to dining hall.

The rule was then added that any student who made it to 15 years would be allowed to do the same.”

Have you ever come across any ridiculous rules and had moments like this?

Tell us your stories in the comments!

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Memes for All the Tired Parents Out There Who Are Trying to Raise Boys

There’s been a lot of push back lately about the phrase “boys will be boys.”

Understandably, when it’s used in defense of inexcusable behavior on the part of men, especially in the realm of assault, etc, then it’s pretty repulsive.

But there’s another sense in which the term gets used – the sense in which I’d always thought of it. And that is that boys are just…kind of insane. Little boys especially. And they’re gonna do weird, goofy, chaotic stuff.

And at a certain point there’s nothing you can do but meme about it.

10. Pay attention

Too laughably doomed little words.

Source: The Chive

9. A spirited child

Yeah, well, the Devil is a spirit too.

Source: The Chive

8. Say it proud

Well if he’d have denied it, he’d certainly have supplied it.
That is the law.

Source: The Chive

7. Reality sets in

Once again I learn that movies aren’t real and everything is nonsense.

Source: The Chive

6. Walking away

This kid is going places, and we all need to stay far away from wherever those places are.

Source: The Chive

5. Just a second

Seriously, I just had to poop real quick, what did y’all do?

Source: The Chive

4. No judgement

Whatever gets him to sleep is acceptable.

Source: The Chive

3. The Lincoln Log Lawyer

Thank you for joining me tonight. Please, have a seat.

Source: The Chive

2. Drop ’em

Look, we didn’t decide how our bodies work.

Source: The Chive

1. Failed successfully

Yeah, try it again though.

Source: The Chive

I guess boys really will be boys. Since that’s…a tautology and all.

What’s your experience with raising kids?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for Everyone Who Needs a Break from Raising and Parenting Boys

When I was a kid, I was at the house of a couple of my best friends and we had a great idea.

There was this long, fairly steep staircase that went from the kitchen to the basement, see, and also, there was a sled in the garage.

Inpatient for the snows of winter, we grabbed the sled and started taking turns riding it down the stairs and crashing into makeshift piles of pillows to prevent us from hitting the concrete wall.

When discovered and told to stop immediately, I protested, as I hadn’t had enough turns.

Raising boys is wild. Here are some memes to prove it.

10. My craft and your craft

Hey, at least they’re talking to ya.

Via: The Chive

9. Runnin’ out of juice

We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.

Via: The Chive

8. Again! Again!

It can go on like this for an eternity, scientists think.

Via: The Chive

7. The recommendations

“And then this one ALSO played Fornite!”

Via: The Chive

6. Every time

And they looked presentable just seconds ago.

Via: The Chive

5. The conversation

Aaaand this is why we’re doing this.

Via: The Chive

4. A spirited discussion

Looks can be deceiving.

Via: The Chive

3. The phenomenon

See? It’s what always always happens.

Via: The Chive

2. Get high

And then let’s scream real loud about how bad it hurts.

Via: The Chive

1. Get in

I straight up thought for a second that this kid had no bottom half.

Via: The Chive

Boys will be boys, I guess.

What’s your experience raising kids?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Public School Experiences That Are Strangely Universal

The public school experience: there’s really nothing like it, thank God. But we all remember it. Or most of us do, anyway, and if you spend a little time online, you’ll probably find that your memories don’t differ significantly from those of everybody else.

The true high school journey was nothing like The Disney Channel promised us it would be. The real journey was…well, it was this stuff.

13. Down and dirty

I can smell this photo and I really don’t want to.

gym class pinnies that were never washed from nostalgia

12. The ball

Legends would form around its origins. Cults would be gathered. Civilizations built.

Me?irl from me_irl

11. Getting it handled

Back in my day you didn’t even have social media to save you, you just died in there.

College student gets stuck in bathroom. Posts to "Overheard" Facebook page for help. from Wellthatsucks

10. The schedule

How can someone so good at math be so bad at time?

Me_irl from me_irl

9. Science rules

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

https://mhysatargaryn.tumblr.com/post/120226749117/sugarcubesaresexy-what-is-americas-obsession

8. What is…

Oh, suddenly y’all think knowing stuff is cool, huh?

https://bronzedragon.tumblr.com/post/161471364769/itsbetterthananal-the-only-thing-you-need-to

7. The moan wave

I’d like to stop thinking about this, please.

https://randomfandomteacher.tumblr.com/post/650309482797301760/man-did-anyone-else-have-those-white-boys-that

6. The rumor

This spread throughout the entire United States, if not further.

https://theredcat.tumblr.com/post/88311676495/popunklouis-remember-that-rumor-we-all-believed

5. The scream

Murder? A game? A spider? We’ll never know.

https://prettyoutcast.tumblr.com/post/79889200148/are-you-ever-in-class-and-you-hear-a-random

4. Hot takes

That’s just how it be sometimes.

https://razzledazzy.tumblr.com/post/48376306294/what-the-fuck-is-going-on-in-my-school-i-just-saw

3. Worry not

You’re just gonna have to power through.

https://battyinthegraveyard.tumblr.com/post/104260173229/me-what-are-taxes-and-how-do-i-pay-them-school

2. Look at the times

“What am I gonna do, fix a clock?”

https://pdiddytech.tumblr.com/post/617029193637740544/me-realizing-that-im-acting-weird-because-im

1. The binder dance

Ok so why do we even have the bells then?

https://yuugo.tumblr.com/post/120292358373/danisontnonfire-bell-about-to-ring-binders

Oh, the memories. Most of them bad. So long, high school. Happy to never have to deal with you again.

What was your strangest school experience?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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These Tweets are Snapshots of What Parenting is Really Like

I have absolutely no clue what it’s like to be a parent. Based on my experiences with my nieces, it seems to be mostly blur of screaming and yelling at small people telling them not to scream so much.

Which, don’t get me wrong, sounds amazing, but I think I’m good for now.

At the moment I’d prefer to just read these tweets about parenting rather than jump into the gene pool myself.

10. Get ‘er done

He’s ready for a life of labor far too soon.

9. Selective listening

This is why everybody needs a little distance.

8. Sleep sweet

This is the most effective alarm clock I can imagine.

7. Sweet bliss

Plus maybe you got some fun drugs afterwards?

6. The routine

Bedtime is when kids suddenly realize they have a long list of errands to run.

5. Catherine Obvious

If it’s not obvious to you now, it will be soon enough.

4. Important life lessons

I was homeschooled and yup, this is it.

3. I’ve created a monster

They must know their place, now and forever more.

2. Letting sleeping dogs lie

It’s really best for everyone’s health.

1. That’s the joke

What is this sleep everyone keeps talking about and do you guys sell it in bulk perchance?

So, yeah, nothing in there is making me super excited about the idea of having kid of my own, but, heck, maybe someday. In a year or a century or whatever.

Do you have kids? What’s it really like?

Hit me with the full scoop in the comments, if you would.

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Enjoy Some of the Weirdest Wedding Photos Ever to Grace the Internet

I’ve done quite a bit of video production work in the past, and some of that has been creating wedding videos.

When my associates and I would take those projects, we really went above and beyond to stitch together something memorable for the clients. We took special care to customize and ensure a high quality of product.

And you know what? It was a huge waste of time.

Because nobody. Ever. Watches. Their. Wedding video.

For weddings, pictures are still where it’s at. The photos are the things that get revisited, and that last. For better, or, as these Reddit posts demonstrate, for worse.

15. The fund

I’m not even involved in this relationship and I feel the need to run away from it.

Pretty trashy for a wedding from trashy

14. Game is life

I’m gonna say…divorced within a year.

The groom took his laptop to his wedding to play a game on his computer from weddingshaming

13. Mouse in the house

Sometimes I truly understand the criticism that my generation refused to grow up.

And The Cringe Award Goes To… from weddingshaming

12. Concern intensified

This is some serial killer stuff.

These bizarre wedding vowels … from BoneAppleTea

11. Recreation

But which is which?

THE CAKE IS A ‘RECREATION’ OF THE BRIDE ? Do I need to say more? from weddingshaming

10. This bud’s for you

It would ironically be classier AND less expensive to just have a plain colored cake.

My cousins wedding cake… from trashy

9. Then there’s this

I love the fine art disguises.

I’m all for people who go for low-budget weddings, but then there’s this…. from weddingshaming

8. Nope

This is the one big rule of weddings – why do so many people break it?

Thought this was the bride and groom at first – nope. Father and stepmother of the bride, wearing a white-ish, beaded gown with a train. from weddingshaming

7. Drink up

Apparently this is a common thing?

Did Bud Light sponsor the wedding? from trashy

6. Do the math

My favorite part of this is that they made it even crazier with “14 + 2 adults” and “3 + 1 kids” instead of, yanno, “16” and “4.”

Inviting 20 extra people to a wedding from trashy

5. Well, fair

I have no idea how to feel about this.

Someone hosted their wedding today in the welfare office parking lot. from trashy

4. A non-invite

“We don’t like you enough to see you, but you need to like us enough to buy us things.”

We sent you this card so send us money from weddingshaming

3. Party time

Hey, at least it’s in a nice font.

He wore this hat to my friend’s wedding from trashy

2. Nature calls

At that point just designate a tree.

Why has this not been posted here yet? It’s GOLD. from weddingshaming

1. Party poopers

I’m so proud of you.

This was at a wedding from trashy

Memories to last a lifetime.

What was the weirdest wedding you’ve ever been to?

Tell us in the comments.

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