Funny Examples of Really Bad Bootleg Items

I still distinctly remember when Guns N’ Roses and Metallica played at Arrowhead Stadium when I was young…and I was not allowed to go…

The reason I was not allowed to go will not be explored in this article, but all I can say is that I’m still not over it…

But back to my point: at school, the day after the concert, TONS of kids who had been there had concert shirts on…but some of them looked like cheap imitations…and that’s how I learned about the wonderful world of bootleg items!

Now, are you ready to see some pretty funny bootleg examples?

Let’s take a look.

1. Transformable Tomas.

Your kid is gonna love it!

2. A lot going on here.

I need some time to think about this…

3. Did E.T. really ride in a sidecar?

I don’t remember it that way…

4. That’s a strange-looking Ninja Turtle.

Is that supposed to be Donatello?

5. I’m just so confused…

He-Man! What do you think you’re doing?!?!

6. I’m a huge fan of The Sampsons.

Boy and Mom are my favorite characters.

7. A total nightmare.

Would you let your kid get near this thing? I didn’t think so…

8. Does whatever a sipdre can!

My favorite superhero.

9. Hmmm. Very confusing.

I kind of see what they’re going for here…

10. I can picture these on an older gentleman in Florida.

Just try to picture it…

11. I thought he was called something else…

But, I guess I’m wrong. Again.

12. A Tick Tock Orange Juice.

Remember that classic film?

Yeah, I’d say those are pretty bad…

And now we want to hear from you!

Share some more examples of bad bootleg items in the comments.

Thanks a lot!

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Enjoy These Photos of Huge and Lovable Great Danes

I love all dogs, but I really, REALLY love the HUGE pups that are rightfully known as “Gentle Giants.”

And Great Danes are some of the sweetest, most loyal, and biggest dogs out there. And, boy, are you in for a big treat today!

Because we have a collection of great photos of these beautiful and goofy dogs that we think you’re gonna love.

Heck, these pics might even convince you to get a Great Dane of your own…you never know…

Enjoy these photos! We know we did!

1. These two are bosom buddies.

I’m just surprised they both fit in the bed.

Ny daughter was home sick one day. When I peeked into her room, this is what I found. from greatdanes

2. Afraid of everything.

The bigger the dog, the more scared they are of everything. It’s true!

This 6-foot Great Dane named Presley is also known as Scooby-Doo duo to being afraid of everything, from tiny dogs, to plastic bags and vacuum cleaners from aww

3. Can I bring my new friend inside?

This needs to be a reality TV show.

Looking out the front door… "I made a new friend, please can I keep him?" from aww

4. This is so freakin’ cute.

Look at the size of that thing!

5. Are you having a good time?

It’s a new game she likes to play.

Gave her a tp tube to play with, and she proceeded to breathe through it like this for over a minute… from AnimalsBeingDerps

6. A gentle giant, if there ever was one.

Looks like he found a friend!

7. The only way to fly.

I wish this happened on every flight.

Today’s flight just got interesting from pics

8. What a difference a year makes.

This pooch got HUGE.

My Great Dane puppy one year difference from aww

9. He looks like a lot of fun!

A goofy, playful pooch.

My aunt’s goofy great dane, Louis. from funny

10. What stop are you getting off at?

Do you think he might be riding solo?

This dog sitting at a subway from aww

Now we want to meet your dogs!

In the comments, share some photos of your pooches with us.

Big, small, fat, skinny! We want to meet all of them!

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People Shared “Fake Songs” From Movies and TV Shows That They Love

This is gonna be a whole lotta fun!

Over the years, you’ve no doubt realized that TV shows and movies are chock-full of songs written for only that production….and some of them are awesome and pretty unforgettable!

A writer at The Daily Show named Randall Otis threw this question out into the Twitterverse for people to contemplate.

How about we check out the responses? Let’s go!

1. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

Good one!

2. You know you love it!

Not bad at all…

3. Role Models.

A hilarious movie!

4. You bet it slapped!

And it keeps slappin’ to this day!

5. Does this one ring a bell?

Watch the video and let us know.

6. Your queen to be!

I really hope the Coming to America sequel is good…

7. Y’all ready for this?

An epic battle.

8. One Track Lover.

Are you familiar with this one?

9. The ‘Burbs is amazing.

It’s time to revisit this gem!

10. Killer Tofu.

Give it a shot.

11. For children of the 1980s.

Top that!

I love this kind of stuff!

And now we want to hear from you…

In the comments, share some more fake songs from TV shows and movies that you like.

Please and thank you!

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You Had One Job! Check Out These Sad, Sad Work Fails.

It’s pretty amazing how many people are bad at their jobs and they still manage to float through life…and to never get fired. They blow it time and time again and there just never seems to be any consequences.

You know what I’m talking about, right?

Of course, you do!

Because these kinds of folks are EVERYWHERE.

Yes, I know we all make mistakes at our jobs, but sometimes people just really blow my mind with their laziness…it’s enough to get me all fired up!

Are you ready to see some infuriating job fails? Let’s take a look.

1. That was not even close!

You spent a few weeks on this, didn’t you?

No wonder I was struggling… from onejob

2. Get into the holiday spirit!

Wait a second…those look like…

Got the Christmas lights up. They’re… candles. Yeah. Really. from onejob

3. Now what am I supposed to do?

Well…that’s a little unusual.

I am so confused from onejob

4. They do now!

Just go with it!

Apparently, mermaids have butts. from NotMyJob

5. But what will it do to my hands?

Sounds like it could be dangerous.

Posted the sign, boss … from onejob

6. I’m totally confused.

Who’s responsible for this?

Visible confusion from onejob

7. This is gonna take a little while to fix.

Somebody is in big trouble!

it was almost fine from onejob

8. I enjoy biking very much.

This is just plain LAZY.

Finished labeling the package, boss. from onejob

9. Don’t go near that thing.

You might be in for a big shock.

Safety first from onejob

10. Those darn Socialists are at it again…

I’m a little bit worked up about this.

to fend off covid from onejob

11. Yeah, that is not correct.

I wonder how avocado ice cream would taste, though…

I’m pretty sure that’s an avocado! from onejob

Those poor people…

But enough about them. Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, share your own stories of work fails with us. We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Epic Work Fails That Are Bad Enough to Make a Grown Man Cry

I have to say, the older I get, the more it angers me when I see people being lazy on the job.

I mean, I understand that we all have bad days here and there, but come on, people! Put some effort in and be proud of your work, no matter what you do!

Some of the job fails you’re about to see might make you angry, annoyed, and they’ll definitely make you laugh.

Are you ready to have some LOLs at the expense of other people who probably got in trouble at work for their mistakes? Me, too! Let’s do it!

1. Are you sure that’s Big Ben?

It looks like something I’ve seen from another country…

Big Ben Looks Funny from onejob

2. Hahahaha. Amazing.

Well, I guess they took your directions literally.

“Write congrats on them” ( two cakes ) from onejob

3. Who’s ready to eat?!?!

It sounds good to me…

MMM! Lung damage! from onejob

4. I guess it happens from time to time.

Don’t even worry about it!

Don’t apologize, it happens? from onejob

5. Well…I can’t see the speed limit…

So, what am I supposed to do…?

Not sure if that’s how this works from onejob

6. Not getting the message across to people…

Nice try, though.

My churches anti racism slogan from onejob

7. Wow, that is kinda sad.

Who’s responsible for this?

Restored the sculpture boss from onejob

8. This is a total disaster.

Turn around and walk away…

Hit yourself you will from onejob

9. How did it taste, though?

Thank you, sir, may I have another?!?!

I found a use by date sticker in my burger… from onejob

10. The stuff nightmares are made of.

This poor kid is gonna get heckled.

Left: how it should be Right: how they did it from onejob

11. Would you want to work here?

You might never leave…just a warning…

Food may contain human flesh from onejob

How about you?

Have you ever had a monumental fail at work?

Share your horror stories with us in the comments. We can’t wait!

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Epic Job Fails That Will Make You Shake Your Head

Here we go again

It’s time for another painful installment of people who really biffed it at work and probably paid the ultimate price for it.

No, I don’t mean they got hurt, or anything like that! I mean that they probably got fired…because these fails are NG. And where I come from that means NO GOOD.

Take a look at these job fails and say a little prayer for these folks and hope that they’re still employed.

Let’s dive in!

1. YOU WILL MARRY ME.

Well, I guess this person doesn’t have a choice.

How hard is it? from onejob

2. This isn’t going to end well.

I’d stay far away from this truck if I were you…

Don’t worry boss, I wrote from onejob

3. PLEASE DO NOT BEND.

Well, that wasn’t cool…

Who’s idea was it to put an elastic band around this… from onejob

4. You sure about that?

I’m not taking your word on this one, sorry…

Chicken nuggets from onejob

5. Sending some mixed messages.

The idea is not clear here.

adorpion from beatMeatToIt

6. I don’t think anyone’s gonna buy that.

Would you?

The sticker got a little too sticky from onejob

7. The guy got a little drunk.

And this is what happened…

How in the name of all thats holy did you manage to do that from onejob

8. Be careful with this one!

You might hurt yourself.

That’s definitely not "Bath" Sponge. from onejob

9. WEELCOME to our home!

This is not a good omen…

There was an attempt to write Welcome in the floor using stone inlay. from onejob

10. Had a few too many Appletinis.

You can hardly even notice!

He was “just a little” drunk when painting from onejob

11. Can anyone explain this to me?

I’m totally LOST.

I made the sign boss. from onejob

12. No wheels of any kind, I guess?

Or something like that…

Ah yes, skateboard from onejob

Okay, friends, now we want to hear from you.

Have you ever witnessed someone really blow it at work? Or maybe you’re the one who did it?

Please share your stories with us in the comments. Thanks!

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Hilariously Bad Celebrity Portraits From “Twitter Picasso”

It can be hard to break through on social media these days, in large part to how incredibly saturated the market is.

Every time you open up Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok, you’re bombarded with all kinds of creative types: writers, actors, models, musicians, and especially artists trying to get noticed.

Well, here’s one artist that we think you’re going to enjoy quite a bit. Their name is Twitter Picasso and they create illustrations of big-time celebrities that are so bad, they’re good…if you catch our drift.

We’re big fans of this artist and we think that you’re going to be, too. Let’s take a look at their work! Enjoy.

1. Here’s The Weeknd.

Any thoughts on this one?

2. A rendering of Travis Scott.

I’d say he did a bang-up job here.

3. Uh oh…Kanye will not be happy.

Time to lawyer up! Just in case…

4. This is kind of amazing.

Do you think John Legend will be offended?

5. Lady Gaga for the win!

Just like a real-life superhero!

6. Not too far off on Pete Davidson.

Nice work, pal.

7. That’s Pitbull, in case you were wondering.

Did the teeth give him away?

8. Da Baby with the big smile.

The pride of Charlotte, NC!

9. Post Malone is pretty much everywhere.

So you know Twitter Picasso had to take it on.

10. A unique representation of Billie Eilish.

Think she liked this one?

11. That’s Kylie Jenner right there.

Most likely pointing at herself…

12. DJ Khaled is now a penguin.

Just in case you were wondering.

Okay, now it’s YOUR turn to fill US in on something cool that we should check out.

In the comments, tell us about some cool people/artists/musicians, etc. that you like to follow on social media.

And share some links with us too, por favor!

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Funny Tweets About Married Life That Might Look Familiar

I have a feeling that the shutdown we’re still dealing with during the pandemic has affected married couples one of two ways.

They’re either falling in love all over again and rediscovering that spark that brought them together in the first place…OR they’re ready to pack their bags and head for the hills because they can’t stand the sight of the other person much longer.

Good times!

Let’s hope more people are experiencing the former situation instead of the latter, but you have to admit that this past year has been rough on everyone, including married folks.

But forget about all that for a few minutes and enjoy these funny tweets about livin’ that married life.

1. It’s my turn to go!

Things are getting ugly…

2. That’s a good thing!

It’s bringing you closer together.

3. You guys are wild and crazy.

Tell us your secrets about how to keep it HOT.

4. You’re right about that one.

Come up with a new name!

5. That’s gonna go over well.

Please remember to record her reaction for us.

6. Oh, NOW you’re interested?

Isn’t this always the way?

7. Tell me what’s really going on here…

This just doesn’t feel right…

8. Honey…it’s me again…

Yes, I need the correct measurements again…

9. Does this look familiar?

Oh…whatever…

10. Sounds like a blast.

At least make him clean the garage.

11. Hey, it worked!

That’s the way to get things done.

12. Totally off the charts.

This guy knows what he’s doing. No doubt about it.

13. Listen to my knees, please.

We all get to this point eventually.

Okay, folks, it’s time to spill the beans…

How’s your marriage going these days?

Are you and your significant other at each others’ throats or are things pretty hunky-dory?

Talk to us in the comments!

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People Talk About the Unrealistic Things in Movies That Really Annoy Them

As someone who loves movies, I’m well aware that there are TONS of things that happen in films that are just…well…ridiculous…

And sometimes those things can really get on our nerves!

AskReddit users went on the record and shared the unrealistic things in movies that drive them crazy. Let’s take a look!

1. Unrealistic.

“Unrealistic wealth.

Typical family with one working parent has a four bedroom house with in-ground pool; college graduates living in some swanky penthouse on a babysitter salary.

Twenty-four year old doctors.”

2. Nerd alert!

“Playing video games.

Randomly mashing all buttons at the same time and pressing R1/L1 and R2/L2 for no reason…”

3. Don’t you have somewhere to be?

“High school scenes where there are lounges in the hallway and students are free to be wherever they want to be around the building(s) no matter the time of day without consequence.”

4. He’s somewhere…in Europe…

“Omniscient bad guys.

I know you have to have the plot move forward, but dude is trying to hide in Europe and somehow the villain is always where the hero wants to go before they get there.

I mean… Europe is pretty big, and I can’t imagine getting totally lost there would be all that difficult.”

5. What’s the rent here?

“People living in these gigantic NY or LA apartments while working jobs that realistically could never pay for such a nice place.”

6. Not realistic.

“People doing CPR. Then the person who just got CPR wakes up like 10 minutes later and eats lunch.

Also movies are really bad at maintaining sterile fields in operating rooms.”

7. Gotta go!

“When the mom prepares a feast for breakfast and everyone only takes a bite or two before rushing off.

My mom would have scolded me for wasting food. Also, she wouldn’t prepare a huge meal for breakfast.”

8. Guns.

“Gun silencers being that quiet. In reality they’re like the sound of someone clapping.

For that matter just about any gun being fired inside. The noise is deafening. Even in the movies you see people wearing hearing protection at a range, but then when action scenes occur that aspect is completely thrown out.”

9. Time to walk away.

“Casually strolling away from a massive explosion.

They have eardrums of steel and shrapnel proof skin.

It’s legit, I Googled it!”

10. Both of these things.

“Stalker-ish behavior being portrayed as “romantic”.

The man in a relationship being portrayed as a near-braindead doofus.”

11. Knocked out.

“People getting knocked out cold for an hour, then waking up and going about their day like nothing’s happened.

I once got knocked out for like two minutes and ended up sick for a month.”

12. Computing powers.

“My son in law is a video game programmer and it drives him crazy when in cop shows/movies they use a computer to search for a match to fingerprints or a face and the screen scrolls with the images flashing on the screen.

He’s like do you know how much computing power it takes to render all those images the computer doesn’t need to flash them on the screen !!”

13. You again?!?!

“Mostly in romcoms: people randomly running into each other out in public.

Like, how small is your town that you bumped into the same person 3 days in a row at a restaurant/bar/shop?”

14. No sparks at all.

“When two characters do something simple like glancing at each other and then the romance has started.

If a man and a woman bump into each other and some music plays that’s enough to ensure the romance has begun.

I bump into guys all the time, where’s my boyfriend??

15. Nailed it.

“Pretty much any police detective show…

Female detective constantly wearing high heels (which would be uncomfortable alone and very challenging during the inevitable foot chase scene).

Immediately upon discovering evidence at a crime scene they will pick it up using a loosely held glove or the tip of a pencil.. in real life evidence needs to be documented/photographed before handled and how lazy are you that you can’t properly slip on a glove.

Just about everything else forensics wise. I everyone with loose hair, rarely wearing gloves, every fingerprint or other peice of evidence is relevant to the crime.

The crime scene line is like 10 feet from the body so the public has a great view of everything and of course any nearby evidence is destroyed.

Every time the cop says that you have to tell me X or I am going to arrest you for obstruction.”

What do you think?

What unrealistic things in movies really drive you up the wall?

Talk to us in the comments. Thanks!

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What’s Your Favorite Paradox? Here’s What People Said.

It’s a funny thing how often paradoxes seem to pop up in our lives, don’t you think?

The universe works in very mysterious ways, my friends…and we’re about to see a bunch of examples of exactly what I’m talking about.

AskReddit users talked about their favorite paradoxes.

Let’s dig into their responses!

1. A good one.

“Actually, there are two kinds of people in this world: those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.”

Tom Robbins”

2. Caught by surprise.

“The surprise hanging – a prisoner was sentenced to death by hanging, but as an additional punishment he was told he’d be hung sometime in the next week, but he’d not be told until the morning of.

He reasons that it can’t be friday, because that’s the last possible day, and so it wouldn’t be a surprise, which means it also can’t be thursday, because it can’t be friday and so if he’s alive by thursday then he needs to hang that day, apply same reasoning to the other days of the week…

He died wednesday, caught by surprise.”

3. Open your mind.

“The more you learn, the more you realize how little you know.

Every time you gain a greater understanding about something, it creates even more questions than it answers.”

4. Fun with numbers.

“Statistical paradoxes are cool. For example, Simpson’s Paradox where a statistical trend is reversed when the population is partitioned into groups:

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was supported by 61% of Democrats and 80% of Republicans. However, both Southern and Northern Democrats were more likely to support the Act than their Republican colleagues.

White murderers in Florida are more likely to receive the death penalty than African-Americans. However, African-Americans whose victims were white are more likely to be executed than whites, as are African-Americans whose victims were black.

Median wages in the US rose by 1% between 2000 and 2013, yet wages of every educational subgroup (school dropouts, school graduates, college graduates and higher degrees) fell during the same period.

The overall survival rates for third class passengers on the Titanic were higher than those for the crew, yet those for both men and women were lower.

The batting averages of baseball player David Justice were higher than those of Derek Jeter in both 1995 and 1996, but not in the two years combined.”

5. I’m still holding out hope.

“If time travel was invented in the future, we would have it now.”

6. Ponder this.

“Pilots can get out of combat duty if they are psychologically unfit, but anyone who tries to get out of combat duty proves he is sane.”

7. So true.

“The paradox of being a parent: the days & nights are long & hard, yet the years fly by.”

8. You’ve heard this before.

“I don’t like that place.

No one goes there anymore because it’s always too crowded.”

9. Sad, but true.

“You need job experience to get a job, but to have the experience you must get a job.”

10. Motion.

“Zeno’s paradox of motion.

If you shoot an arrow at a target, at some point it’s halfway there, then halfway of the remaining half, etc.

Since no remaining distance cut in half can ever equal zero, the arrow never reaches the target.”

11. The wormhole.

“Polchinski’s Paradox.

Polchinski raised a potentially paradoxical situation involving a billiard ball sent through a wormhole which sends it back in time.

In this scenario, the ball is fired into a wormhole at an angle such that, if it continues along that path, it will exit the wormhole in the past at just the right angle to collide with its earlier self, thereby knocking it off course and preventing it from entering the wormhole in the first place.”

12. We’re living in one.

“The one we are currently living in; where the ‘Information Age’ has somehow ushered in the ‘Age of Morons’

If you would have told me 25 years ago that giving people near limitless access to almost any data from almost anywhere on the planet in the palm of their hands would make people dumber than they already were I would have called bullsh*t till I was blue in the face.”

13. The poison well.

“The poison well paradox

A town is worried that their well is poisoned by chemical X, so they hire three scientists to test it. They ask each scientist two questions “is chemical X above level Y in our water?” and “if chemical X is above level Y, should we stop using our water supply”, the answers were as follows:

Scientist 1 answered yes to both questions.

Scientist 2 answered yes to the first and no to the second

Scientist 3 answered no to the first and yes to the second

The paradox: If you take each scientist’s final conclusion, you’ll have a majority of scientists saying that you don’t need to close the well; but if you combine all the scientists responses to individual questions, you’ll have a majority of responses telling you to close the well.”

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about YOUR favorite paradox.

Please and thank you!

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