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Hysterical Posts About Self-Checkout

It sure is hard to imagine a world before self-checkout.

A world where we all had to stay in long lines at the store, patiently waiting our turn for the cashier to finally get to us. And then you had to go through the whole process of, “How are you?” “How is your day going?” “Would you like paper or plastic?”

We’re living in a different world now, people! And I’m here for it!

That is, except for when I have produce…because I’m scared to look up the codes on the big, scary computer…

Anyway, enjoy these funny tweets about self-checkout!

1. A little help over here?

Hey, I’m not any happier about this then you are!

2. It sounds like you have a new job.

That’s a good thing…I think…

3. I don’t like where this is headed.

It’s a slippery slope.

4. This one was your fault.

Sorry about that…won’t happen again…

5. Sounds like a blast.

Maybe these things aren’t such a good idea…

6. You’re gonna get busted.

I’m just sayin’…you’re playing with fire.

7. It’s not worth it!

Crime doesn’t pay, people…

8. That’s pretty funny.

Mom never saw it coming, huh?

9. Are you trying to make me nervous?

Because it’s definitely working…

10. And now, representing the United States of America…

Did you win a medal?

11. Yeah, enough of that already.

I’m just trying to buy some groceries here.

12. You are a REBEL.

And we salute you…

Okay, it’s confession time, people…

What’s your worst experience with self-checkout at the store?

Tell us your tales of misery in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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Hilarious and Accurate Memes About What It’s Like to Work in a Kitchen

I think everyone should have to work in a restaurant at some point in their lives.

Maybe it’s in the kitchen or maybe working in the front of the house, but either one is going to expose you to the general public and it will make you appreciate how annoying and difficult a lot of people can be out there…

And you’ll definitely be a better tipper for the rest of your life.

Here are some hilarious memes that get to the heart of what it’s like to work in a kitchen. Let’s take a look.

1. Wait your turn to cry.

We’ve all done this, right?

Photo Credit: Demilked

2. Uhhh, are you sure about that?

Doesn’t sound right for some reason…

Photo Credit: Demilked

3. It will be a fight to the death.

Who will survive?!?!

Photo Credit: Demilked

4. Uh oh…this could get ugly.

You better get the manager out here!

Photo Credit: Demilked

5. You gotta make ’em feel a little bit better.

That usually works!

Photo Credit: Demilked

6. A blast right in the face.

Am I melting? I feel like I’m melting…

Photo Credit: Demilked

7. Just remain calm, cool, and collected.

And everything will be just fine.

Photo Credit: Demilked

8. Business up front…

A wild part in the back…

Photo Credit: Demilked

9. Can’t you see that I’m very busy?

I haven’t stopped moving the whole time!

Photo Credit: Demilked

10. We all need a place to cry.

No shame in that!

Photo Credit: Demilked

11. We’ll see about that!

Can I ask you what the hell you’re doing here?

Photo Credit: Demilked

12. You know you do it!

We all do it…

Photo Credit: Demilked

Have you ever worked in a kitchen?

Or maybe in the front of the house in a restaurant?

If so, please share some funny work stories with us. We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Absolutely Brutal Text Conversations You Need To See

I’ve been having one of those months that is full of brutal conversations. But I count myself lucky that none of them have been at the level of brutality presented in the screenshots of convos from these people on Reddit. Because holy crap.

Laugh, cry, and wince along as we look through some taxing texts.

10. Feelings are feelings

Wow, what did they do to deserve this war crime of a response?

9. Missed me

Sure hope you won, Caroline.

8. Ever-vigilant

When you’re very involved in your son’s life but not enough to know how old he is.

7. Comfort

To be fair, how does one respond to that?

6. Rachel

Yeah this has gotta be against like a dozen company/privacy policies.

5. Get it?

Move on honey, he’s not worth it.

4. Group projects

Arjun is never gonna recover from this one.

3. Caved

I think we can safely say reconciliation is off the table.

2. I am the night

Stick with the normal cliches like “It’s not you, it’s me” next time.

1. Face the facts

You both need to move away and start new lives somewhere.

I feel like I’m playing Mortal Combat because that was some brutality turned fatality right there.

What’s the most brutal exchange you’ve had lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Is It Possible To Figure Out Bridgerton Just From the Tweets?

Everyone has been telling me that I need to watch Bridgerton. My friends keep saying I need to watch Bridgerton. Targeted ads insist that I gotta check out Bridgerton.

TWITTER will not stop suggesting that I need to watch Bridgerton.

And yet this this weird ironic quality to all of those recommendations?

I’m confused. And I don’t like being told what to do. If I’m going to watch this show, I want that to feel like a decision I came to on my own.

So here’s an experiment – I am going to look at some popular Bridgerton tweets and try to determine, from the tweet alone, what’s happening in this show and whether I should watch it.

Let’s go.

14. The Plot

What I surmise: there is a hot actor in this show.
Will that make me watch: maybe.

13. Xoxo

What I surmise: this man killed someone named Lady Whistledown with his scarf.
Will that make me watch: no, spoilers.

12. The Duke

What I surmise: Lady Danbury doesn’t like this Duke fella.
Will that make me watch: possibly, I love a good sass back.

11. Cake

What I surmise: cake.
Will that make me watch: yes.

10. Bee

What I surmise: bees symbolise bridges in this show, or something.
Will that make me watch: no, I am too dumb for symbolism.

9. Wisteria

What I surmise: in the land of Bridgerton, flowers defy the seasons.
Will that make me watch: ??

8. Eloise

What I surmise: Eloise is homeschooled.
Will that make me watch: yes, I too was homeschooled.

7. Daphne

What I surmise: Anthony is a jealous lover.
Will that make me watch: no, I hate triangles of all varieties.

6. Distraction

What I surmise: there’s a lot of sex in this show.
Will that make me watch: yes, for I too enjoy the sex.

5. Episode three

What I surmise: fancy dresses.
Will that make me watch: yes, I need tips.

4. Viscount

What I surmise: “viscount” is a word, apparently.
Will that make me watch: yes, now I need to know what it means and how to pronounce it like a fancy boi.

3. Glow stick

What I surmise: someone is injured.
Will that make me watch: maybe, it depends on how funny it is.

2. Hitting it off

What I surmise: this lady is some kind of matchmaker.
Will that make me watch: no, I don’t play with matches.

1. Pants

What I surmise: Simon has a weird member.
Will that make me watch: …yes.

Welp, guess I’m watching Bridgerton.

Have you seen it? What did you think? How much of that did I get right?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Memes for Anybody Over 30

I saw a tweet not too long ago that pointed out that we’re officially at the point where if your birth year starts with a “1,” you’re legally allowed to buy alcohol.

The Millenium has officially passed the drinking age. Soon it will be old enough to rent a car, and before we know it, old enough to run for President.

I don’t like thinking about that. I don’t like thinking in general, but especially not about that type of thing, because that type of thing reminds me that I am very much not a kid anymore, but then I see these memes about the over 30 experience and I’m like “Lol whatever, at least the bits are funny.”

10. Sync up

My sister blasted the music from her room so I know every one of these songs pretty much by heart.

Via: Someecards

9. Crushing it

Ok, rude.

Via: Someecards

8. Players gonna play

Places that leave pianos around and insist that nobody play them should be sued out of existence.

Via: Someecards

7. Picture perfect

Also RIP to the four SD cards full of pictures you never did anything with that are sitting in a forgotten box somewhere.

Via: Someecards

6. Going up

When it comes to waist lines, I don’t waste time.

Via: Someecards

5. Spot the difference

I assure you, these were two different bands.

Via: Someecards

4. Good genes

You might trip over every other step but it’s gonna be well worth it.

Via: Someecards

3. Dawson’s Crinklefries

Doo DOOO do doo… Doo DOOO do doo…

Via: Someecards

2. Go to tape

And if you hit even the slightest bump in the road, it’s all over.

Via: Someecards

1. Don’t have a cow, man

This is the embodiment of something strange and powerful.

Via: Someecards

I may be getting old, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy the ride.

What’s the strangest thing about being your age?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Memes for Anybody Over 30

I saw a tweet not too long ago that pointed out that we’re officially at the point where if your birth year starts with a “1,” you’re legally allowed to buy alcohol.

The Millenium has officially passed the drinking age. Soon it will be old enough to rent a car, and before we know it, old enough to run for President.

I don’t like thinking about that. I don’t like thinking in general, but especially not about that type of thing, because that type of thing reminds me that I am very much not a kid anymore, but then I see these memes about the over 30 experience and I’m like “Lol whatever, at least the bits are funny.”

10. Sync up

My sister blasted the music from her room so I know every one of these songs pretty much by heart.

Via: Someecards

9. Crushing it

Ok, rude.

Via: Someecards

8. Players gonna play

Places that leave pianos around and insist that nobody play them should be sued out of existence.

Via: Someecards

7. Picture perfect

Also RIP to the four SD cards full of pictures you never did anything with that are sitting in a forgotten box somewhere.

Via: Someecards

6. Going up

When it comes to waist lines, I don’t waste time.

Via: Someecards

5. Spot the difference

I assure you, these were two different bands.

Via: Someecards

4. Good genes

You might trip over every other step but it’s gonna be well worth it.

Via: Someecards

3. Dawson’s Crinklefries

Doo DOOO do doo… Doo DOOO do doo…

Via: Someecards

2. Go to tape

And if you hit even the slightest bump in the road, it’s all over.

Via: Someecards

1. Don’t have a cow, man

This is the embodiment of something strange and powerful.

Via: Someecards

I may be getting old, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy the ride.

What’s the strangest thing about being your age?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets for Anyone Over the Age of 30

I am in my 30’s, and I don’t mind telling you about it. Today I got up slightly too fast and the entire room started spinning so ferociously that I thought “better go lay down or they’ll find me dead in this kitchen.”

Why? No reason. Because 30’s, that’s why. Hope you made the most out of your cool human body because it is officially on the decline now and also you’re gonna get really passionate about home and gardening shows for some reason.

But it’s not all bad news, at least there are a bunch of funny tweets about getting older.

12. The golden age

And then there’s that jerk Tom Brady still winning Super Bowls in his 40’s because he sold his soul to Satan.

11. Party’s over

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

10. The checklist

Yep, that’s me all the way down.

9. Checks and balances

Be sure to panic a lot and then buy things to make yourself feel better.

8. Four wheel driven

Time to go check my credit score again.

7. The one

This makes sense and I hate that it makes sense.

6. Egg-citement!

There’s no accounting for it, it’s just something that’s gonna happen.

5. Mixed messages

I’ve also found that I’m trying very hard to like new music so I’m not the old guy in the room but it is impossible.

4. Holy sheet

You will look forward to it all week.

3. Have a seat

Wait, did some of you NOT have to do this before?

2. Rank and file

You better shape up if you wanna hit that top eight.

1. Gloss over it

Rude.

Bring on the rest of my life, I’m ready for it!

What’s the strangest thing about being your age?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Bring Something New to Your Day

I noticed that on my Facebook feed today that a lot of people were asking for memes.

Like, maybe in this strange day and age where little changes for most of us over the course of the week, we can at least count on the idea that fresh memes have entered our lives and the lives of loved ones, and that we will be able to share that bounty amongst ourselves.

And we can take comfort in that. And rejoice. For the day is new so long as the memes are new.

Amen.

12. The great diagram

Those tricky little colors.

11. We are here!

That loud summer buzzing is literally hundreds and thousands of bugs trying to get laid.

10. Carry on

In the beginning was the word, and the word was with bird, and the word was bird. Bird was the word in the beginning.

9. Bear with me

It’s time to paws for reflection.

8. The great lie

I mean, I’m ALSO tired so it’s not too far afield.

7. Hot topics

Well what are you waiting for, sign me up!

6. Do it yourself

Weirdly depressingly inspirational.

5. Fair and square

The storms are coupling up and making new storms together but everything’s fine, we’re cool.

4. An absolute murder

It does sort of seem inevitable.

3. Cut it out

Given my culinary skills, these should all just say “finger.”

2. SABOTAGE!

It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy.

1. Bean there, done that

I’m thinking about those beans.

Whatever this day or week has thrown at you, be glad, for it has also given you these memes.

What are your favorite kinds of memes to find?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets That You Really Don’t Wanna Miss

I don’t know how it happened, honestly, but somehow I managed to lock myself out of my Twitter account recently.

I can’t remember what series of events led to this self-sabotage. I’d changed the password, I’d forgotten it, I’d let Chrome pick a strong password for me but then I forgot to tell Chrome not to forget so we both forgot how to remember?

In any case, I found myself casually clicking over to Twitter before realizing “Oh man, this is gonna be like a whole thing,” but it’s a fight I fought. Why? Because good tweets are worth it, by gum. They’re worth it.

10. Catch up

This is a really weird version of the “evolution of man” diagram.

9. An ally of the light

Neat-o, which dialogue option do I choose for student debt relief?

8. Keep it up!

Speaking of which…

7. A horse of a different color

Samwise carries Frodo up the mountain (colorized.)

6. Analyze that

We have the same thing we just call them pundits now.

5. Prepare thyself

There’s really not a reason for everything.

4. Fun and games

I was aware of that, thank you.

3. The power grid

You mean a buff pancake?

2. TP or not TP

It’s my number two priority.

1. Look sharp

But what if I’m neither one?

Good thing I got my password debacle worked out. Can you imagine what my life would be like right now had I missed those bangers? Unthinkable.

Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Memes You Have a Right to See, So Here They Are for You to See

I was speaking with a friend today about how she and I belong to the last generation to truly remember a pre-internet era. I mean, granted, the internet was *technically* a thing before we were born, but it was like, four computers in University labs or whatever sending each other text directories.

Now? It’s so huge and ubiquitous and so thoroughly integrated into every facet of modern life that we might well debate whether access to it should be considered a human right.

If for no other reason than that without the internet, you couldn’t look at memes like these. And that would be a travesty.

12. History lessons

It’s not a clean, straight line.

11. I sea what you did there

Part of the pack now.

10. Our ground

I mean, ya don’t gotta twist my arm.

9. The trouble bubble

You find yourself going “hey that’s actually kinda neat” before you notice the poop bucket and remember that kids need oxygen.

8. Look sharp

OK but I’ve got bad stats on both so what am I supposed to do?

7. Atheist manifesto

And what is unclean shall be made clean.

6. Think fast

I’m a Taco Bell, for sure.

5. Moonshot

Step aside, amatuers.

4. Out of order

Careful with your word placement.

3. Burn baby, burn

“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.”

2. Different perspectives

And now I’M going to hell for posting this meme.

1. End of ze world

Well, have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

I don’t wanna live in a world where we don’t have the basic human right to stare at memes like that.

What’s your favorite place to find new memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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