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Funny Memes for Anybody Over 30

I saw a tweet not too long ago that pointed out that we’re officially at the point where if your birth year starts with a “1,” you’re legally allowed to buy alcohol.

The Millenium has officially passed the drinking age. Soon it will be old enough to rent a car, and before we know it, old enough to run for President.

I don’t like thinking about that. I don’t like thinking in general, but especially not about that type of thing, because that type of thing reminds me that I am very much not a kid anymore, but then I see these memes about the over 30 experience and I’m like “Lol whatever, at least the bits are funny.”

10. Sync up

My sister blasted the music from her room so I know every one of these songs pretty much by heart.

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9. Crushing it

Ok, rude.

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8. Players gonna play

Places that leave pianos around and insist that nobody play them should be sued out of existence.

Via: Someecards

7. Picture perfect

Also RIP to the four SD cards full of pictures you never did anything with that are sitting in a forgotten box somewhere.

Via: Someecards

6. Going up

When it comes to waist lines, I don’t waste time.

Via: Someecards

5. Spot the difference

I assure you, these were two different bands.

Via: Someecards

4. Good genes

You might trip over every other step but it’s gonna be well worth it.

Via: Someecards

3. Dawson’s Crinklefries

Doo DOOO do doo… Doo DOOO do doo…

Via: Someecards

2. Go to tape

And if you hit even the slightest bump in the road, it’s all over.

Via: Someecards

1. Don’t have a cow, man

This is the embodiment of something strange and powerful.

Via: Someecards

I may be getting old, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy the ride.

What’s the strangest thing about being your age?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Memes for Anybody Over 30

I saw a tweet not too long ago that pointed out that we’re officially at the point where if your birth year starts with a “1,” you’re legally allowed to buy alcohol.

The Millenium has officially passed the drinking age. Soon it will be old enough to rent a car, and before we know it, old enough to run for President.

I don’t like thinking about that. I don’t like thinking in general, but especially not about that type of thing, because that type of thing reminds me that I am very much not a kid anymore, but then I see these memes about the over 30 experience and I’m like “Lol whatever, at least the bits are funny.”

10. Sync up

My sister blasted the music from her room so I know every one of these songs pretty much by heart.

Via: Someecards

9. Crushing it

Ok, rude.

Via: Someecards

8. Players gonna play

Places that leave pianos around and insist that nobody play them should be sued out of existence.

Via: Someecards

7. Picture perfect

Also RIP to the four SD cards full of pictures you never did anything with that are sitting in a forgotten box somewhere.

Via: Someecards

6. Going up

When it comes to waist lines, I don’t waste time.

Via: Someecards

5. Spot the difference

I assure you, these were two different bands.

Via: Someecards

4. Good genes

You might trip over every other step but it’s gonna be well worth it.

Via: Someecards

3. Dawson’s Crinklefries

Doo DOOO do doo… Doo DOOO do doo…

Via: Someecards

2. Go to tape

And if you hit even the slightest bump in the road, it’s all over.

Via: Someecards

1. Don’t have a cow, man

This is the embodiment of something strange and powerful.

Via: Someecards

I may be getting old, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy the ride.

What’s the strangest thing about being your age?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets for Anyone Over the Age of 30

I am in my 30’s, and I don’t mind telling you about it. Today I got up slightly too fast and the entire room started spinning so ferociously that I thought “better go lay down or they’ll find me dead in this kitchen.”

Why? No reason. Because 30’s, that’s why. Hope you made the most out of your cool human body because it is officially on the decline now and also you’re gonna get really passionate about home and gardening shows for some reason.

But it’s not all bad news, at least there are a bunch of funny tweets about getting older.

12. The golden age

And then there’s that jerk Tom Brady still winning Super Bowls in his 40’s because he sold his soul to Satan.

11. Party’s over

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

10. The checklist

Yep, that’s me all the way down.

9. Checks and balances

Be sure to panic a lot and then buy things to make yourself feel better.

8. Four wheel driven

Time to go check my credit score again.

7. The one

This makes sense and I hate that it makes sense.

6. Egg-citement!

There’s no accounting for it, it’s just something that’s gonna happen.

5. Mixed messages

I’ve also found that I’m trying very hard to like new music so I’m not the old guy in the room but it is impossible.

4. Holy sheet

You will look forward to it all week.

3. Have a seat

Wait, did some of you NOT have to do this before?

2. Rank and file

You better shape up if you wanna hit that top eight.

1. Gloss over it

Rude.

Bring on the rest of my life, I’m ready for it!

What’s the strangest thing about being your age?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Bring Something New to Your Day

I noticed that on my Facebook feed today that a lot of people were asking for memes.

Like, maybe in this strange day and age where little changes for most of us over the course of the week, we can at least count on the idea that fresh memes have entered our lives and the lives of loved ones, and that we will be able to share that bounty amongst ourselves.

And we can take comfort in that. And rejoice. For the day is new so long as the memes are new.

Amen.

12. The great diagram

Those tricky little colors.

11. We are here!

That loud summer buzzing is literally hundreds and thousands of bugs trying to get laid.

10. Carry on

In the beginning was the word, and the word was with bird, and the word was bird. Bird was the word in the beginning.

9. Bear with me

It’s time to paws for reflection.

8. The great lie

I mean, I’m ALSO tired so it’s not too far afield.

7. Hot topics

Well what are you waiting for, sign me up!

6. Do it yourself

Weirdly depressingly inspirational.

5. Fair and square

The storms are coupling up and making new storms together but everything’s fine, we’re cool.

4. An absolute murder

It does sort of seem inevitable.

3. Cut it out

Given my culinary skills, these should all just say “finger.”

2. SABOTAGE!

It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy.

1. Bean there, done that

I’m thinking about those beans.

Whatever this day or week has thrown at you, be glad, for it has also given you these memes.

What are your favorite kinds of memes to find?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets That You Really Don’t Wanna Miss

I don’t know how it happened, honestly, but somehow I managed to lock myself out of my Twitter account recently.

I can’t remember what series of events led to this self-sabotage. I’d changed the password, I’d forgotten it, I’d let Chrome pick a strong password for me but then I forgot to tell Chrome not to forget so we both forgot how to remember?

In any case, I found myself casually clicking over to Twitter before realizing “Oh man, this is gonna be like a whole thing,” but it’s a fight I fought. Why? Because good tweets are worth it, by gum. They’re worth it.

10. Catch up

This is a really weird version of the “evolution of man” diagram.

9. An ally of the light

Neat-o, which dialogue option do I choose for student debt relief?

8. Keep it up!

Speaking of which…

7. A horse of a different color

Samwise carries Frodo up the mountain (colorized.)

6. Analyze that

We have the same thing we just call them pundits now.

5. Prepare thyself

There’s really not a reason for everything.

4. Fun and games

I was aware of that, thank you.

3. The power grid

You mean a buff pancake?

2. TP or not TP

It’s my number two priority.

1. Look sharp

But what if I’m neither one?

Good thing I got my password debacle worked out. Can you imagine what my life would be like right now had I missed those bangers? Unthinkable.

Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Memes You Have a Right to See, So Here They Are for You to See

I was speaking with a friend today about how she and I belong to the last generation to truly remember a pre-internet era. I mean, granted, the internet was *technically* a thing before we were born, but it was like, four computers in University labs or whatever sending each other text directories.

Now? It’s so huge and ubiquitous and so thoroughly integrated into every facet of modern life that we might well debate whether access to it should be considered a human right.

If for no other reason than that without the internet, you couldn’t look at memes like these. And that would be a travesty.

12. History lessons

It’s not a clean, straight line.

11. I sea what you did there

Part of the pack now.

10. Our ground

I mean, ya don’t gotta twist my arm.

9. The trouble bubble

You find yourself going “hey that’s actually kinda neat” before you notice the poop bucket and remember that kids need oxygen.

8. Look sharp

OK but I’ve got bad stats on both so what am I supposed to do?

7. Atheist manifesto

And what is unclean shall be made clean.

6. Think fast

I’m a Taco Bell, for sure.

5. Moonshot

Step aside, amatuers.

4. Out of order

Careful with your word placement.

3. Burn baby, burn

“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.”

2. Different perspectives

And now I’M going to hell for posting this meme.

1. End of ze world

Well, have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

I don’t wanna live in a world where we don’t have the basic human right to stare at memes like that.

What’s your favorite place to find new memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Karen Memes That Are Totally True and Satisfying

Karen season is year-round, so prepare yourselves for the passive-aggressive onslaught of a lifetime.

I’ll bet you really thought you could escape those pesky middle-aged white moms by hunkering down in isolation.

Too bad the internet is where these ladies thrive best, and the Karen memes are in vast abundance.

1. The reviews are in

And they are totally contingent upon this one person’s opinion.

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2. Uh oh

We love playing an Uno reverse card on a pesky Karen.

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3. Automatically triggered

Honestly, I’m here for this kind of energy.

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4. On the latest episode of Jeopardy!

Something tells me that this is not how you’re supposed to participate in couples counseling.

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5. Incoming

East Florida, please stock up on supplies, perishables, and a whole lot of thick skin in preparation for Hurricane Karen.

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6. How inconvenient

She just picked the worst time to go into labor, didn’t she?

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7. Home sweet home

Behind every Karen is an inherently toxic environment.

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8. #badmood

How can you have an attitude like this on Splash Mountain?

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9. Every restaurant’s nightmare

Just you wait, their peak hours are 2PM-4PM, and they come in droves.

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10. Wow

Girl, why did you even get the game?

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11. The power dynamic here

Now, that’s what I call totally imbalanced!

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12. That’s pretty accurate

Seriously, they all make this exactly same expression.

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Next time you have an unfortunate encounter with a real life Karen, just remember these memes. They’ll fortify you for the journey ahead.

What’s your worst run-in with a Karen? Share your story with us in the comments!

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Exhausted Husband Misunderstands His Wife, Buys an Entire Truck Full of Rice

Communication is a key part of any relationship. Aside from agreeing on what Netflix series to binge, it’s the tried-and-true cornerstone of a successful partnership.

But sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you’re just don’t end up on the same page.

That’s exactly what happened to this exasperated husband who bought an entire truck of rice who basically lost it after struggling to keep up with is wife’s grocery requests.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

So, we’re already off to a really bad start here. Cue all that pent up anger and scorn coming in like an avalanche.

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To be fair, though… who in their right mind would order an entire truck full of rice? That just sounds like the worst idea ever. I mean, where did he think they were going to store it all? A ditch?

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Now, the truck driver and this user’s brother-in-law have to try to strike up a deal right then and there, since the warehouse owner isn’t taking any calls.

This just keeps getting worse and worse.

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Mom here is the real MVP, serving as an investigative journalist and emotional support all in one day.

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Like clockwork, just as mom starts to fix something, dad manages to mess it all up again…

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Enter Manu: a key player in the developments to come in this crazy story.

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Wow, it weirdly seems like Manu might have to deal with things like this a lot.

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So the negotiations continue, and they’re not looking promising.

Apparently Manu took such a long time to return that our friend on Twitter decided to insert his own commercial break.

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As if this story couldn’t get any crazier, Manu literally got lost in the middle of negotiations.

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Wait, it looks like there might be some progress…

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Ah, and there it is.

As it turns out, Manu is also a married man, so he might be sympathetic to this situation.

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This is the point of the night when negotiations devolve into straight up bartering.

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Looks like the brother-in-law found the crack in the wall: the truck driver.

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20-25 bags might be a whole lot more manageable than an entire truck, but man, that’s still a lot of rice.

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Finally, we reach the end of our rice truck saga. It only took about 30+ tweets and an entire evening of this user bugging their mom for updates to get through it all.

Let this be a lesson to all you quarantine couples out there: always openly and honestly communicate exactly what you want. Otherwise, you might be in for a disaster like this one.

Have you ever had a major miscommunication like this? Share your story with us in the comments!

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This Account Shares Hilarious (and Disgusting) New Flavor Ideas for Oreos

I want you to close your eyes and think about the weirdest, craziest, and most disgusting Oreo flavors that you can come up with…

Do you have some in mind?

Well, you might want to send your ideas into a Twitter account called “Upcoming Oreos” that specializes in just that! And their posts are totally hilarious…and odd.

Have you ever considered eating an Eggs Benedict Oreo? Well, you can at least consider it now!

Let’s take a look at some of the funny and strange posts from this page.

1. Are you ready for a sodium overload?

This is gonna be great!

2. It’s gonna be a long night…

Don’t drink the bong water!

3. This is making me uncomfortable.

Are you with me on this one?

4. See if you can find it!

It’s like a treasure hunt…or something…

5. Now, this is classy.

I think you just met your future wife.

6. The ultimate breakfast Oreo.

Give it a shot!

7. Yummy yummy yummy!

I can tell you’re excited about this one.

8. Just the middle bun, please.

Finally! I’ve been waiting for this for years.

9. A very interesting choice.

Might get stuck in your mouth for a while.

10. A unique combination.

You’ll feel like you’re at the beach!

11. It’s what you’ve been waiting for.

Do you think you can handle this bad boy?

You gotta love it! Or, well, at least respect the comedy.

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us about some other ridiculous Oreo flavors that you’d like to see come to life.

We can’t wait to see what you come up with!

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People Shared the Funniest Signs They’ve Encountered

You gotta keep your eyes peeled, or you might miss the good stuff.

I’m talking specifically about the multitude of signs that you see every single day without giving them a second thought.

Well, we’re here to inform you that it would be in your best interest to stay focused and pay attention to all the signs out there because there are a lot of hilarious ones to enjoy.

And you’re probably missing some good ones…because life can move pretty fast.

We think the signs in this collection really hit the funny spot. Let’s take a look!

1. A little Math humor.

Can you say “Nerd Alert”?!?!

You’re obsessing about this! from funnysigns

2. Read it. Know it. Live it.

These folks aren’t messing around.

Coffee menu from funnysigns

3. Oscar did what you asked of him.

This is kind of brilliant.

Well That’s A Good Way from funnysigns

4. Joe caused a lot of trouble in these parts.

No more accidents!

We all know that one guy… from funnysigns

5. Wrap it up, folks!

Do you think this actually works?

Think about it next time from funnysigns

6. This guy speaks for a lot of people out there.

He’s a real pioneer.

Target from funnysigns

7. Let’s just get this straight.

I feel this one deep in my soul.

Just to be clear from funnysigns

8. The Roomba has escaped!

This could get very ugly…

Roomba on the run! from funnysigns

9. I like this.

Who would throw rocks at an animal?

sign in India from funnysigns

10. This is amazing!

Way to go, fellas!

Stubborn from funnysigns

11. Let’s settle this once and for all.

Are we clear?

Am I in the right place? from funnysigns

12. You can do it!

A little encouragement never hurts.

Push! from funnysigns

Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

In the comments, share some photos of the funniest signs that have made YOU laugh.

Please and thank you!

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